THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University of Kansas Subscription price $2.50 in advance for the first nine months of the academic year; $2.00 for one semester; $6.00 a month; 15 cents a week. Entered an second-class mail matter September 17, 1910, at the post office at Lawrence, Kanaan, under the act of March 3, 1879. Published in the afternoon five times a week by students in the Department of Journalism, University of Kansas, from the press of the Department of Journalism. Address all communication to THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas Phones. K. U. 35 and 68 The Daily Kangan aims to please the students of the University of Karnataka to go further. He stands firm for the deal by the bishops, for the deans by the bishops, for the deans to be cheerful Editorial Staff Business Staff Editor-In-Chief Media Editor News Editor Social Media Editor Short Editor Raymond Dyer Alumni Editor Alumni Editor Dora Rose Carolina Chester Shaw Chester Shaw Ben Hibbs Ben Hibbs Raymond Dyer Dora Rose Carolina Business Manager _Lloyd Ruppenthal. Ass. Business Mgr, John Montgomery, Ass. Business Mgr, Clyde Burnside Doris Fleeson. Dean Boggs Clare Ferguson. Perry Johns Ted Hudson. Little Leah. Charles D. THURSDAY, SEPT. 14, 1922. Kid McCoy was scheduled to be married for the ninth time recently, when Number Nine balked at the altar. The Kid should cheer up and lay it to fate. While a cat is popuarly reputed to have nine lives, we do not believe it was intended that man should have nine wives. So you're new to Kansas! A TIP OR TWO Well, get out your little pocket note-book and take down a few pointers that may stand you in good stead. This is a great University. We think so; the alumni think so; the world at large thinks so—ergo, it must be true. But we have had trained gritness through no slip-had methods or hit-or-miss tactics. There are precedents and customs which have done much to build up the en-wriable reputation which we enjoy. Some of them seem practical and some may seem a bit futile and foolish to you new ones but it is scarcely your place to question. First of all, the biggest thing Kansas does is to teach. There is a misapprehension, quite current among high school graduates and featured in humorous verse of a sort that an education is composed of almost everything but what the curriculum provides. And, Kansas, like all other great universities, has always had its share of hot house plants that were right up to now on everything by grey matter. Kindly bear in mind: We are what we are, not because of the Cake Eater, but in spite of him! Second, Kansas has always enriched an enviable reputation for clean athletics and sportmanship. Neither the authorities nor the athletes encourage the roudymy and hullabaloo that is usually thought of in community. nection with the very small com- mence. There are a thousand things that will tempet you, according to your varying dispositions. Little all-night "sessions;" a nip of "brew" every now and then; a well known pool emporium which you may mistake as a laboratory of some sort; the pretty "wummin"; the terrible wicked city to the east of us—and so on, ad illum, ad nauseum. All of this is a perfectly normal indication of the convalescent period between extreme youth and provinciaism and that sureness that comes with the assurance of full-fledged manhood and womanhood. So on your way, kind friends, and may success attend you. Try to be natural for that is what we like best. Look straight ahead but don't get your noses too high. Thomas A. Edison was not a fraternity man. Horrors! another burden we shall soon have to bear. Having suffered through galoshes, bolt bottomed trousers, Russian boots, et cetema, we find that a new style in mens' trousers is on its way. The trousers are called "Toreador," and have all sorts of fancy doo-doo on them. Everything and anything but overall seem to be in style now. Vol. II Sept. 14, 1922. No. 4. ALL-UNIVERSITY_CONVOCATION: Official Daily University Bulletin Copy received by Florence E. Bliss, Editor, Chancellor's Office until 11:00 a.m. The first All-University Convocation is called for Friday at 10 a.m. in Robinson Gymnasium. All members of the faculty are requested to meet in the hall in East Administration Building at 9:50 o'clock to form in procession to march into the Gymnasium in a body. Seats for the faculty will be provided on the platform. E. H. LINDLEY, Chancellor. COLLEGE ADMINISTRATIVE COMMITTEE: It is a test and a severe one, this being thrown absolutely on your own without anyone to run your checking accounts. There are so many things to buy and so many trips to take and so many graffers to inveigle you out of your money that it takes a pretty headed man or woman to say "No." The Administration Committee of the College of Liberal Arts and Sciences will meet in the office of the Dean, 104 Fraser Hall, Friday at 7:30 a.m. Back home the folks may be pinching every penny in order that Mary or John may have be bit as much to spend as their friends. And of course if the "friends" stiffen the peace Mary and John must sit down and write a hasty letter home. Nor is this the only consideration by any means. J. G. BRANDT, Dean. FRESHMEN WOMEN MUST HAVE PHYSICAL EXAMINATION. All Freshmen women must have a physical examination. Please call at 514-232-2680 or visit www.freshmening.edu. MARTHA M. BACON, Associate Professor of Physical Education. THE R. O. T. C. University freshmen, and others, for that matter, can get a world of good training and experience by signing up with the R. O. T. C.-the University military unit. Besides the benefits to be obtained by service with the R. O. T. C. while attending the University, there are benefits that may not make themselves known until sometime in the future. Military training is a help to any man. It gives him a better carriage and all-around physique; it teaches him discipline and co-ordination. $ \mathbf{B}_{u} $ best of all, it gives him that military experience which is wished for above all other things in time of war. IT IS A SERIOUS BUSINESS Of the some several choice bits of advice and information that are annually dumped at the door of some unsuspecting freshman none are more pertinent than the caution to hold on to his money. When the Great War broke out, mere smattering of things military was sufficient to gain the holder of the smattering a pair of non-com's stripes. The man who knew what sounds right and about face meant was helping his Uncle prepare to fight the Bohes. Incidentally, he was helping himself; for no matter how much fun is made of the non-compromised officer, he has many privileges which are not given to those beneath him. Some would have us believe that there will be no more wars. Nonsense. So long as two men remain upon this sphere there will be occasions for fights and quarrels; so long as there are so many quarrelsome people inhabiting the globe as now inhabit it there will be more wars, and plenty of them. The R. O. T. C. cannot make a finished and seasoned soldier out of a man, and it does not pretend that it can. Only active service and hard campaigning can do that. But it can give a student training which will make him a better American in time of war or in time of peace. THE "K" BOOK Today we're all human again; last night some of us were Greek Gods. But that's part of the game. The organizations which were charged with publishing a "K" book for the students this year deserves much credit. The books are neatly printed, contain information which is of value to every student on the Hill, and all, of they were here in time for registration and enrollment! Last year the great body of freshmen who enrolled in the fall had to get along as well as possible without "K" books, for the books were not here. For some reason or other they were not given out until the opening of the second semester—when freshmen are comparatively few—and they cost 25 cents each. This year they were on time, and were given out free of charge. The "Freshman's Bible" has lived up to Carelessness is merely the beginning of dishonesty. How many men who turn out bad can lay the on a bad break? Or perhaps a bad investment. If John drops into a "friendly little game" with the well known purpose of doubling his bells and winds up pretty badly in the hole he may write his father's name on the front of an envelope and he may write it on the front of a check. And so it goes. It just simply doesn't pay to neglect such an important detail of education. If for no other reason than that a person is not qualified to assume his place in the world until he or she has learned how to take care of money, as much scrupulous care should be taken in the matter of handling finances as any other phase of college training. The great American Population will have no time to worry over the price of coal until the World's Series is over. Postage stamps at wholesale—Rankin's.—Adv. Parker Pens.—City Drug Store. Dunn Camel Penn.—City Drug Store. The Fountain Pen Store.—City Drug Store. Real Fountain Pen Service.—City Drug Store. We understand your Fountain Per requirements.—City Drug Store. "Where did you get that pipe." City Drug Store of course. Pipes and smokers' supplies.—City Drug Store. The Students' Drug Store.-City Drug Store. Exclusive designs in reception gowns, dinner and dance frocks. 900 Mass. St. over Peoples State Bank. Dunhill Prpes—City Drug. Fresh Apple Cider for Sale. Lawrence Cider and Vinage Co. 810 Penn. St. Phone 335 Fresh Apple Cider for Sale. Telephone 216 FOR RENT—One good room in a quite place. All modern improvements. No other rooms. Mrs. A. 1484 Ohio St. 1484 Ohio St. Black. S-16 ROOMS—One large comfortable room $18. Big modern home, splendid accommodations with board if desired. 1409 R. I. S-19 ROOMS—For girls Modern, $14 per month. 1808 Vermont . Phone 2402 Blue S-19 Charlie Sample FOR SALE -New set of Technical Supply Co. drawing instruments, first class. Orin A. Shepherd, 1640 Tenn. Phone 2397 S-15 FOUND—Check to Faucet W. Ross. Call at Business office for it, S-15 Baths FOR RENT - Large furnished room in modern home Will accommodate 2 or 3 men. $25. 901 Maine, phone 1968 Black. S-10 WANT ADS FOR RENT—Rooms for men students. 1134 Louisiana St. phone 1125. S-18 LOST—Phi Delta Chi Fraternity pin. Phone 1743. S-15 FOR RENT—Double room at 900 Alabama. $18.. S-14 ROOMS FOR MEN—Two furnished rooms with sleeping porch half block from campus, 1230 Oredw. -S17 WANTED—A third girl to share housekeeping apartment. Phone 2759 Black. —S16 ROOM FOR GRLLS~Very desirable large front room in modern house near campus and car line. 1801 Ind. Phone 2732. —S21 LOST—A gubernator rainout between 7th and Illinois and Sig Alph house. Finder please call Jack Hiron at Phi Beta Pi house. —S20 Let us be —— The Value of Training WANTED--Girl student to care for children, Mondays, Tuesdays and Wednesdays from 1:30 to 4:30. Phone 1243 Blue. —S19 A course in the Lawrence Business College will increase your earning power, put you in touch with a business position, and give you a chance for advance training, phone or call for information. The openings in business offices are today reserved largely for those who are trained to fill them. SAMPLE - STEWART BARBER SHOP Ladies and childrens hair bobbing Across from Wiedemann's 838 Mass. Street Cleans and Presses those clothes RIGHT LAWRENCE BUSINESS COLLEGE MASTER OF ARTS "A Training School for Service" There is no place for the incompetent. Our phone number. Try us out * NOW KIRBY 442 1109 Mass. 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