THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
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THURSDAY, MAY 25, 1922
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FARE YE WELL, SENIORS
We can see now why the powers that be perched our school on top of this mountain. Otherwise, it might be washed away.
FARE YE WELL, SENIORS
Well, seniors, that old 8 o'clock whistle isn't going to disturb your slumbers very much longer. You will soon be relieved of that frantic rush for an eight thirty. You have be in four years preparing tomorrow's lessons and tomorrow is about here.
You have your plans; you have dreamed your dreams; you have a sheep skin; we so say, go to it.
The old alarm clock may not sound so soothing as the whistle. It may come at an earlier hour. The frantastic rush may be made for a 7' oclock street car now, and the street car is more apt to go on without you than the Professor was. That is merely a hint of tomorrow.
And when you dream about the good old days on Mount Oread, the trips to Bricks, the library dates, the worried hours, the leisure hours, the excitement of the football game and things too numerous to mention fit across your vision-have a thought of we undergraduates back here. Give us the advice of experience; look back and tell us where you erred-if you did. Do not drown yourselves so completely in your new work that you forget us completely. We hope to follow you in a year, two years, or three years. We look to you for encouragement because we admire and envy you.
So, in passing, let us bid you luck- the best of luck, but not farewell. We hope to hear from you, see you, and read of you.
We can see now why the powers that be perched our school on top of this mountain. Otherwise it might
WELCOME THE VISITORS
More than two hundred athletes, coaches and faculty representatives are going to be here for the next two days. Some of them are here tonight, but more will come tomarow. In fact, the peers of middle west athletics are going to be our visitors for the great Missouri Valley need, and it is up to us to entertain them and leave with them a lasting memory of the cordiality they found at K U.
It isn't often our privilege to entertain such a host of distinguished guests, so make the most of that privilege now! You can tell them by their lappel buttons; they will all have them. So walk right up to them and get acquainted; don't act like they were curiousities.
The Lawrenne Chamber of Commerce, and the Rotary and Kiwanis clubs have arranged to furnish visitors with "service cars" which will take them any place they desire to go. All the visitor will have to do is assemble a car in much the same manner he would hall a taxi.
If the business men of Lawrence are willing to entertain our guests in such a fitting manner, it's up to us to make them know there are some 'we'ies up here. Do your part!
We haven't heard of "Leave it to
Lyle," the poetic advertiser of Kansas City, being pledged by Rhadamanthi.
MEMORIAL DAY
Next Tuesday is the day of heart-
aches and flowers—the day when we
gather to honor those who have given
their lives in wars waged by the Re-
public. The day should be observed
fittingly by the students, but it seldom is.
Last year—and other years, or that matter—there were many who said: "What do they want to declare a holiday on Decoration Day for? I want to get my final over and get out of this place."
We all want to get our finals over, of course, but Memorial Day should be observed by all. Nearly all of us have relatives who fall in the Civil War; some of us have sad memories of the Spanish-American War; and sense of us watched our own buddies fall in France.
Thousands died that there might be a nation—that there might even be a University of Kansas. They have given all they had to offer. In honor of the dead of the world, May 30 has been declared the official memorial day for the allied armies. The American Legion and other veteran's organizations are making extensive plans for a general observeance of the day.
So next Tuesday forget about the finals and the hurry to get home. Remember those who marched away in '61, '98 and '17, and shed a tear of their memory.
We didn't get a dog-catcher in the recent elections, but the commons should donate their tomato can. to help get rid of the surplus bow-wow General Greek letters
EXIT THE GROUCH
That species of humanity common known as the eternal grouch is rapidly becoming extinct. Even the most profound fictional forgets his peculiar mission in life occasionally and allows a wan smile to creep across his dyspeptic countenance. It may arise from unconscious self satisfaction, or from the popular theory that a joke is the most solemn thing in the world; but regardless of its origin, it is a reality. The farmer, the store keeper, the laborer, and the capitalist no longer look on life askance. In the face of the grave danger of the present coal strike the miners while away the pleasant hours of the day in their gardens while the mine owners have retired to numerous watering places to forget the unsettled conditions on golf links and at other pleasurable games. The farmer and the store keeper wear their skeptical frows only because it has long been the custom. But they all smile contentedly as they review each others despondent opinions.
That people can smile contentedly when they are alone prove that the inimical attitude assumed when in public places is only camouflage. It seems they would like to be good natured, hopeful, religious, and conservative, as Americans have long been characterized, but it is not in accordance with the custom. People train their faces to conceal their emotions; it is stylish to appear grouchy. But a new order is at hand. Some say it is a religion, and that it originated in Boston. Each follower of the new sect has a different story. The new creed is to smile, smile at any cost. To appear buoyant and jolly in spite of the consequence, $a$ is the new signage. “Be happy,” they say, and the world will be happy with you.
This is the only religion that has ever originated in the United States, and in view of the fact that we as Americans are hopeful and have unbounded faith in the democratic system of government, we should adopt it wholeheartedly. Do not supress your smile. It might convert another soul. It might pay the way to less antagonism between nations and between labor and capital.
Official Daily University Bulletin
The College Administrative Committee will meet at 8 o'clock, Friday night, in the Office of the Dean, 103, Fraser Hall.
Copy received by Florence E. Bliss, Editor, Chancellor's Office until 11:00 a.m.
VOL. I
COLLEGE ADMINISTRATIVE COMMITTEE:
NO. 42.
CLOTHING MUST BE CLEARED FROM GYMNASIUM LOCKERS:
All gymnasium clothing must be cleared from lockers on or before Monday, June 5. All lockers will be renovated following that date. Summer School people may have lockers released to them later.
APPLIATIONS FOR UNIVERSITY TEACHERS DIPLOMA:
All students who are candidates for the University Teachers Diploma should make application in person this week at Room 119, Fraser Hall.
J. G. Brandt, Dean.
ATHLETIC SCHEDULE FOR FRIDAY AND SATURDAY:
Baseball games Kansas Angels vs. K. U., will be called at 4 o'clock Friday and at 4:30 Saturday on Varsity Field.
Missouri Valley Conference Track and Field Meet and Tennis and Golf Meet will be held Friday and Saturday beginning at 2 o'clock. The Golf Meet will be at the Lawrence Country Club. All other events in the Stadium
Plain Tales from the Hill
Perhaps He Needs 'Em
R. A. Kent, Dean
Found, east of Fowler Shops: A senior engineer hunting for four leaf clovers.
"Do unto others as you would have others do unto you," would have to be pretty strictly adhered to if any of them were going to get by in a student grading system.
Oh, Romeo!
It was in a class room in Blake Hall. The subject of profanity and its use in newspapers was being discussed. The instructor had just given it his opinion that profanity ought to be quoted, but they were be quoted. Just then one of the girls in the class waved her hand wildly, "But, professor," she exclaimed, "What are you going to do when big strong men use it, and you can't say 'great gracious' and get their meanness." They're so intensively . . .
I. Other events in the Stadium
F. C. ALLEN, Director of Athletics
"They do say" there is another fraternity on the Hill, and that its grand high spoofy species are known under Fish, Fish, Germ, Microbe, and Insect. One of these occupations are varied and their origin at least an old and honorable one.
On Other Hills
We love our dear teachers,
Their hearts are so warm.
They never would flunk us,
Nor do us a harm.
Mr. Knoblauch: "Grace who?"
Proof. Posey in Geography class:
"Well, Mr. Knoblauch, you seem to have fallen from grace."
Stringent traffic rules have been made at the University of Michigan which require that no automobiles enter the campus between the hours of four except at one entrance, when two people are in the campus. They can not drive to any building without the permission of the buildings and grounds committee, and must park in special places which are marked. Reasons for this restriction are reckless driving and too much noise with the motors.
Compulsory football and boxing for every student is urged by Knute K Rocke, Notre Dame football coach, as the most effective means of ridding the college campus of the tehound and the he-cvamp. The effeminate type of cookie eater which has become quite prevalent on some campuses," he says, "is a sure sign of decadence."
Mary Underwood, c22, has accepted a position teaching English in the high school at Reading for next year.
Editor Daily Kansan:
Student Opinion
by the entire class, directed before the benediction at the Commencement exercises.
The words and music were published in the K. U. collection of songs, edited by Leon Flint about 1909 or 1910. The music is not difficult, the words are not complicated. Various ones have told me that I expressed their sentiments, the under current of their thoughts at Commencement for this composition. If our University is able to create songs that shall be distinguished, we it not be well for her to use all available material? Give this song a trial and then if it doesn't make good, let it be forgotten.
ELIZA HOFFMAN Khanasi: "I seem to me that at our University we have tried to attract to stress of us who have tried to put into riyaz and music our love for our Alma Mater. I feel that the "Mount Oread, Farewell" song I composed for the 1904 class song, should be sung each year by the graduating class, or a group of the class, but preferably by the entire class, in an undeclared audition at the Commencement ex-
Following is the song:
Mount Oread, Farewell
With loyal hearts we raise
A song of love and praise
To thee today.
Dear old Mount Oread!
To see today.
We bless thee, Mother Dear,
For all thou givest here
Friends, knowledge.
The Coca-Cola Co.
Atlanta, Ga.
Friends, knowledge, hope and cheer Fadeless for aye.
Dear old Mount Oread!
We part from thee today,
Life calls—we must obey.
School days are oler.
June skies are bending low,
June blossoms softly blow,
End Mother, 'ne we go
Bless us once more!
Life calls—we must obey,
School days are o'er;
Dear old Mount Oread!
Dear old Mount Oread!
Through every coming year,
To Alma Mater dear年,
Wife to you.
Bravely we'll strive away,
We now must say, Farewell, Fare well!
Truth that shall live for aye We will pursue.
Farewell Mount Oread!
We will be true. Sunny or sad the day.
June 1904 Florence Forest Stuessi
Mount Oread, Farewell, Farewell!
Dear Old Mount Oread, Fare
...
It is Mr. Rocke's belief that the woman of today can take care of herself, but he is not so certain regarding the man. For every woman who bobs her hair, or smokes, or drinks, we have a man who penets his eyebrows, he has a man who penets his dope, or is a shimmy bound. He has a little competition as a cure for those lounge lizards even though it might be a little rough on the "chamus."
Dear Old Mount Oread, Fare well!
WANT ADS
All Want advertisements are cash. 11.
Five ininsations 20 cents. Over 15 words.
Six ininsations 30 cents. Three ininsations 20 cents. No
words. Three ininsations more than 25 cents.
"cash must always be paid."
ROOFS for women for the Summer
School nicely furnished, cool and
with sleeping parch. House thoroughly modern and easy access to campus. Phone 2323 Red. 1223 Ky.
1544-401
LOST—Tortoise shell rimmed glasses lost Wednesday in Fraser Rest Room. Phone 418. 158-2-41
FOR SALE - Set of mechanical drawing instruments, Keuffel & Easer, Excellent condition, Price reasonable. 158-3,437
POR SALE—Corona typewriter absolutely good as new. Price $35.
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LOST - April 21, Schaefler fountain pen; May 16, Waterman pen. Reward. Phone 2577. Cleo Stricklin. 153-641-414
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FOR SALE—Large Kansas banner,
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priced low. Call 1960 Black.
157-2-412
WANTED—Three good men to sell Peerless popcorn machines. Call 273, ask for Meek. 157-2-413
MARCEL and Hairdress, 75; mani
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CHIROPRACTORS
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Fans, Hand Dec. .90 "
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French Perfumes, .50 "
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DURING THE SUMMER SESSION
and all next year, you will find our place a convenient and obliging lunch haven after a Varsity Dance in F. A. U. We are right next door—and we aim to please.
The Favorite Cafe (formerly Brick's Lunch)
D. W. Dews, Prop. Harry Young, M' gr. Opposite City Hall on 8th
Gifts for the Graduate一
Desk Sets
Book Ends
Books
Stationery
Framed Mottos
Congratulation Cards
University Book Store 803 Mass.
K. U. Branch 19th & Indiana