THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
council student paper o. the University
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Entered as second-class malt matter
September 17, 1910, at the post office
at Lawrence, Kansas, under the au; of
March 3, 1879.
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MONDAY, MAY 22, 1922.
Some instructors keep their classes from two to five minutes after the whistle blows. Others are well-liked.
RESPECT TO OLD GLORY
"Movies by Radio Next," says a news dispatch. Let us hope and pray they can't send advertising slides with it.
The time was Wednesday, May 17. The place was the Stadium baseball diamond. The occasion was the Jaya-hawker-Sooner game.
All the baseball fans were enthusiastic as usual. There was cheering when a good play was made; there was the proper amount of grumbling over a bad play. Everything was as it should be—nothing on the minds of the spectators but baseball.
Then a queer thing happened. The R. O. T. C. and the band were going through a formal guard mount on the Hill, and suddenly the band struck up the Star Spangled Banner. As one man the players on the diamond faced about and stood at attention; the fans did likewise, and so did those on the car tracks and adjacent places.
It was a pretty sight—an inspiring sight! And it was the War—the old much-cussed War—that did it. I picture if you can the baseball fans and players of eight years ago stopping to bare the head and stand at attention when The Star Spangled Banner was played.
Four years ago almost four million men were under arms. They had to stand at attention and salute every ceiling when the National Anthem was played, but that is one incident in the veteran's military experience you never hear him grumble about. No matter how tired or how home-sick and blue, few there were in the service who did not stiffen their backbones and feel a thrill of pride as the drum major's baton descended and the opening bars of The Star Spangler Banner floated on out the evening air.
The ex-service men are the leaders now. Watch any of them when the National Anthem is played, and you will see few who do not stand at attention with the hat over the left breast. They are proud they once served the flag; they will render respect and devotion to it the rest of their days.
Some would call the halting of the baseball game a mere incident; some probably never gave it another thought, they stood at attention merely because the others did, and were glad when the game continued. But it was one of the little incidents that make patriots and nations, and the mention of it deserves a place in K. U's Hall of Fame.
The annual spring joke, about the college senior who will will get a job if the office boy doesn't get a raise, is about due to break forth. That has been a favorite gig of the popular magazines since the days of Eil Eile, and we shall feel slighted if we don't see it soon.
THE TIGER'S TAIL
It gives one some sense of satisfaction to sit back and recount the victories of the passing year. There has been a fairly successful football season; an excellent record in basketball, a mighty creditable record in both track and baseball. We have upset some dope and there isn't a team in the valley that we have not beaten decisively—at something. But most gigantic of all is the record of our various encounters with the Tiger.
Do you remember the Turkey Day contest? Well, the dope didn't given us any cinch bet but we took Mizzo to a cleaning. And then we divided honors with them in basket-ball, winning by the same margin at Columbia that they won by here. Did the same thing in basketball, only they were lucky to g.t.a game. And track—well, track went the same way as football.
There really isn't any argument. We don't need to play any post season games to know that we've given the Tig'r sails a huge twist this year.
Stutor Reed says Woodrow Wilson gave us "typewriter rule." For the humble voter there's little difference between typewriter and oratorical rule.
ALLEGED COMEDY
"The Blizzard" was the title of a so-called comic motion picture which showed at the Varsity Friday and Saturday nights. It was a blizzard, all right; it was a frost, and about as funny as the stomach ache, or one of Mr. Irvin S. Cobb's "blizzard" jokes. "The Cobb" like the majority of the machine-made slip-stick comics, portrayed the trials of a cross-eyed, mutton-faced mutt who wore a moustache fashioned from the hair of a worn-out mattress. The humor—or what was meant to be humour—consisted of a two-reel series of circus' ails by this individual.
It's time that people who pay 28 and 33 cents to see a show should rise and demand that they be shown something worth while. Most of the feature pictures shown in Lawrence are fairly good—they might be worse—when a long-suffering public lays down good coin of the realm in exchange for a pink ticket permitting the holder to sit in a hard, stiff-backed seat and watch the clownish caperings of a good blacksmith's helper gone wrong, we repeat that it's time the public asserted itself.
Personally, we'd rather have the old-time melodrama or the wildest movie with us again. When we were youngsters we used to sit breathless while the fierce redskins attacked the immigrant train, and what a shout up when the Boys in Blue from the nearby army plot came galloping up with a bugler at their head to save the day! Those were days, we repeat and we would prefer an old wildest thriller any day to the gallopings of a super-inbeeline in a picture like "The Bizzard."
It's getting about time for that antiquated summer-furs' boke again.
BAREFOOT DAYS
Great days those were, days so crowded with adventure and good times that you were always tired when you said your prayers at night. Circuses and fishing trips; visits to the old swimmin' hole; games of work-up in the street; and best of all—the clandestine version of hide and seek with your "best girl" under the street lamp.
What a shame that we have grown up and "put away childish things!" The authority of age is not so kind as the care-free existence of boyhood and girlhood. And there comes a hint of longing about this time o' year.
Do you remember the day you bigged mother to let you strip the shoes and socks and let your toes have free play? You had to fight her for a couple of weeks before she would in but oh, what joy for you when she did. And about the second day of freedom you would cut your foot on a piece of glass or step on an upturned rake or something and while she bound it up she would tell you,"I told you so."
We can't go back—we grown-up children. But potentially we are just the same as we then—only boys and girls grown tall.
Official Daily University Bulletin
Copy received by Florence E. Bliss, Editor, Chancellor's Office
until 11:45 a.m.
MAY 29, 2013
NO. 30.
VOL I
The Committee on Maintenance and Equipment Budget for Non-laboratory Departments will meet at 8 o'clock TONIGHT at the University Club
DIPLOMA FEES PAYABLE NOW:
NON-LABORATORY MAINTENANCE BUGET COMMITTEE
All students expecting to graduate who have not paid their diploma fee must pay name at the Business Office before June 1st.
Trinket boxes ... $.50 and up
Bud Vases ... 1.00 and up
Feather Pens ... 1.00 and up
Book Ends ... 2.00 and up
Lustre Pottery ... .50 and up
Fans, Hand Dec'd...90 and up
Desk Set Old Rose 7.50 and up
Leather Cushions ... 2.00 and up
Bisque Doll Lights 7.50 and up
Chinese Necklaces 3.75 and up
LOTUS GIFT SHOPPE 809 Kentucky St.
IMPORTED AND DOMES- TIC GRADUATION GIFTS
SCHOOL OF ENGINEERING ADMINISTRATIVE AND SUBSTITUTION COMMITTEES.
The report straight from New York that the Tango will soon return to its former popularity as a ball room dance has been received with utter indifference by the local worshippers of Terpishore.
The Administrative and Substitution Committees of the School of Engi-
meering will meet at 3:15 Tuesday in the office of the dean.
CHOOL OF ENGINEERING FACULTY;
THE OL' STRAW HAT
The Faculty of the School of Engineering will meet at 4 o'clock Tuesday in the office of the dean. P. F., Walker, Dean.
At frequent intervals alleged authorities break into print by making sensational announcements that certain of our modern dances are to give way to the older steps. But the indoor sports continue dancing pretty much as they please regardless of the pattern of the dancers Masters.
DANCING MASTERS, NO
George O. Foster, Registrar.
And of course there are some who buy new hats. But at any rate, it's straw hat time, and whether new or old the straw hat is the symbol of summer. The straw hat is an honored American institution.
FINE ARTS GRADUATING RECITAL:
There are some, too, who purchase
incent packages of cleaner from the drug store, and go home and draft the old family toothbrush into use. They, too, have moderate success with fooling the public.
All the Lawrence hat-cleaning emperors are buzzy industriously now, and the boys from the land of Socrates sing right merrily as they apply the brush and whitewash. A diluge of straw hat cleaning has descended upon us.
Helpless readers have been bombed during recent years with prognostications of an early demise of jazz, the modern fox-trot and one-step. But they are all with us yet, and the dancing public seems to be indulging in this form of recreation as much as ever.
Fred Semon, baritone, and Elizabeth O'Brien, pianist will give their radiating recital at 8:20 Tuesday in Fraser Chapel. The event is invited.
Edna Hopkins, A. B. 10, is touring France and Italy. Lucky girl, we'll say.
P. F. Walker, Dean.
Out from hidden and forgotten rooks and crannies come the last season's hats. Sailors and panamas find themselves transported to the cleaners, and come back looking almost as good as now. The dust picked up last summer while driving the car from Pa's farm to town is removed to the place whence it came.
The pleasure-seeking public does not care what the dancing masters of New York think about the modern steps. As soon as the people are weared of the present dancers they will change the steps of their own accord whether the dancing masters approve or not. A return to something that was worn out a long time ago is highly improbable. The public always wants something new and original; not any rehash of the discard.
WANT ADS
The Daily Northwestern waxes very melancholy in the column, "Acorn from Campus Onks:"
43) Want advertisements are cash, 1.5.
44) Five inquiries 20 cents, over 12.5 words.
45) Five inquiries 20 cents, over 15 words.
46) Five inquiries 20 cents, three inquiries 20 cents, No.
47) Inquiries for less than 25 cents.
48) Cash must be at least $1.25.
ROOMS for women for the Summer
School nicely furnished, cool and
with sleeping porch. House thoroughly modern and easy access to
campus. Phone 2323 Red. 1225 Ky.
114-640-7800
FOR SALE: Furniture suitable for fraternity or rooming屋. 1340 Teen, Phone 2498 White. 156-3-409.
Dr. Oreulp, Specialist, Eye, Ear,
Nose and Throat. All Glass work
guaranteed. Phone 445. Dick Build
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St. Louis School or Occupational Therapy
Offers (to women) a 12 months course in occupational therapy, including 8 months of crafting (weaving, basketry, wood, leather, metal, pottery, etc.), lectures on medical and nursing, a monthly hospital practice. High demand, or equivaiton, required. Tuition $125. Big demand for graduates; high salaries.
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3510 Washington Avenue,
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VENUS PENCILS
FOR the student or prof,
the superb VENUS outstretched
pencil work. 17 perfect pencil
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Sugar jacks "melts in your mouth," leaving a thick, flavorful gum center to aid digestion,牙磨牙, teeth and mouth and throat.
LOST-Small Oberlin Nat'l 7 Bank
purse containing $10 and $11
on K. U. Car or on 12th LB.
Between Bainen and Oread, 181I.
156-410
MARCEL and Hairdress, 75; mani
curse, 50, at 800 Connecticut. Work
also done in your home. For appointment
call 1628. 155-47-70
LOST—Waterman fountain pen with a cracked cap. Reward. Return to Velma Schmidt. Phone 251.
LOST—An Alpha Zeta pin. Near Stadium, Reward. Call 1502 Black. 154-4-203
LOST—Eye glasses. Return to K. U.
Library. Maud Smelzer.
ROOMS FOR BOYS—During summer session. Large sleepage porch. Board also. Phone 1277 or inquire at 1333 Tenn. 154-24-10
LOST—Pair of tortoise shell rim, gold bow glasses in Gym. Call or leave at Kansan Business Office. 154-2-45
LOST—During Spring Festival at
Stadium Sigma Gamma Epsilon
pin. Call 2883 Blue. Reward
155-2-408
WANTED—1921 Jayawker. Call R, D.
Phone 1056. 155-2-406
Miss Marjorie Ireson, R. L. A. M. (Licentiate Royal Academy of Music, London), pupil of Jacques Bouhy, pany and others, is opening a studio in Lawrence for singing pupils. Applications should be made at once For particulary write care Mrs. S. P. R. F. D. No. 1, or telephone 1018. 1018.
PROFESSIONAL CARDS
DR. J. R. PAYNE (Drn:nist) Practice limited to the Extraction of Gaseous Matter from the mouth. Gas-Oxygen and Conduction Anesthesia 507-383 Perkins Hilgd
CHIROPRACTORS
DALE PRINTING COMPANY. First class work. Prices reasonable. Phone 228. 1027 Mass. Street.
CHIROPRACTORS
DRS, WELCH AND WELCH, CHIROPRACTORS, graduates of Palmer school. Phone 115. Office over Houk's.
THOMAS ELECTRIC SHOE SHOP
Rubber heels in 10 minutes any time
167% Mass.
BULLOCK PRINTING COMPANY
Stationery-printing of all kinds
Bowers Printing Bldg
LAWRENCE OPTICAL COMPANY (Ex-
clusive Optometrist):
eyes examined;
glasses made. Office 1205 Mess
Axe.
DR. A. J. VANWINKLE, Your osteopath,
1329 Ohio, Phone 1081
D. FLORIENCE BARROW Osteopath
Phone 2237. 6091% Mass, St.
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Fifteen years ago
when you got a
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