THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAJ
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
Official student paper of the University of Kansas
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september 17, 1810, at the post office
at Lawrence, Kansas, under the ae of,
 March 3, 1879.
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FRIDAY, MAY 19. 1922.
NEW COLLEGE AIMS
Many and varied have been the theories advanced by philosopher and business man, faculty member and student on the value of a college education. To some the gain from higher education lies in the developed ability to meet and mingle with people in a social way; to others, the acquired pleasure in what art and literature have to offer. Professional men value the four years training because of the detailed knowledge they learn in their specialized fields. What a man wants depends on his own viewpoint.
At a recent meeting of the faculty of the college of liberal arts and science of this University the following report was accepted from its committee on the aims of a college training as they see them. A college course should be directed to the following ends:
"2. To develop in him, with relation, to these problems, something both of the historical sense and of the scientific spirit; an understanding of the origins of present conditions and the spirit of fearless disinterested, critics thinking in analysis those conditions
"3. Since the college course is to be regarded not as the end but as almost the beginning of the lifelong process of orientation in the world of men and ideas, to equip the student with such tools, in the mastery of his native tongue and in the serviceable acquaintance with other tongues and to cultivate in him such tastes for literature and other arts, as shall make his citizenship in the world both effective and desirable.
"1. To awaken the student to the problems of the personal and civic life of his own day.
"4. To give him training in his special field, that the student may become useful to society."
With such clear cut aims before him, the student should be able to make a rather detailed inventory of the assets he has acquired and see how they check up with this standard. Coming from a group of people who have not only been thru college themselves but who have vowed college life for many years as it has passed in and out of this institution, this summation of college aims embody the highest aims attainable.
This flapper idea is spreading clear to Turkey. The Sultan there is complaining about his wives wearing thinner veils.
THE OLD SWIMMIN' HOLE
An old man, a young man, and eve a boy may den his swiming apparate and plunge into the clear blue wate of the most expensive artificial wate pool with delight. But it is not quit equal to the thrill that cause he they all made a "high dive" for th old swimmer' hole down on the far or at the edge of town. Every ma cherishes the memory of that pleasur resort of youth. What if the wate was dirty? So much better for fur ishing ammunition for the "mu
singin' game" that came in for a large share of the afternoon's frolic.
Then, there was the old diving board—a rather crude afair, to be sure—a bridge plank and some rocks, but it gave the “spring” for many a brilliant dive of the head into the mud bottom—or maybe into a rock or a sand bank! It was great fun to get back clear to the fence and take a long “shoot” for the water—even if the sandbuns did impede. It was great sport to run races in the water, and stage a few rounds of “black man,” or “diving for rocks,” but these were nothing compared to the amusement afforded—especially to the throwers—when the first fellow wanted to jump, and got out on the bank to put on his clothes. What a volley of mud! Every boy has been some time or other, the recipient of a mud barrage at the swimmin’ pool; but then, a splash, a little blubbering, and a few strokes, and all signs of the work of the “mudders.” had disappeared.
"Last one in it is a 'bison', or the "last one" ought to be familiar phrases to every man, and it's a good bet that they would like to hear them again "down at the old swimin' swimin'" hole' if Potter's Lake is the most popular place in Lawrence right now.
a few cloggers male life more interesting.
THE CHILD STILL LABORS
Again the Supreme Court of the United States has declared unconstitutional a Federal law which sought to prevent child labor in the big factories of the east. The law was one which imposed a ten per cent tax on the net profits of factories employing children under fourteen years of age. By a vote of five to four the Court declared that the law was invalid because it was not an attempt to regulate commerce, but an attempt to regulate the conditions of manufacturing. There is something the matter with our law making system when, because of a technicality, a statute which the majority of the nation desires to see passed is hopelessly held up. With the present makeup of the Supreme Court there is no hope of putting such a law through and making it stick. The Supreme Court has always been reactionary, but then it is its duty. It is supposed to form a safe-guard against the passage of too radical legislation.
But now, it seems that this safe-guard can work harm as well as good. Nevertheless, the abolishing of the Supreme Court is hardly to be thought of. The best plan is that of changing the Constitution as regards legislation of a nature similar to that of child labor laws. And this must be the solution. The modern conscience will not permit child laboring conditions to remain as they are much longer.
Women are objecting to the radio phone because the manner of its construction will not allow them to have the last word.
GRAMMAR VS. SPEECH
Do you remember how you used to hate grammar? The text used to be crammed with material like this: "Some intransitive verbs are used to link the subject and some adjective or noun. These verbs are called copulative verbs and the adjective or noun is called the attribute."
In the grammars that the children use today we find a mass of such pedagogical distinctions and definitions which never have and never will mean anything to children. The teacher is a wizard who can make these funereal displays of profession stature take on some semblance of life. For the most part the boys and girls learn these inane rules like little parrots with no definite idea of just what they mean. The rules are illustrated of course, but it is only the exceptional person who carries those duly phrased commands of the grammarian into the language of every day life.
The English language as we teach it in our schools and in our colleges is not our living speech. In the rhetoric classes we speak English—or at least we try to do it. Outside the classroom door we speak in the racy voice speech of America and do not heed the strict admonitions of the rhetoricists. Even those who teach
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GRADUATE SCHOOL ADMINISTRATIVE COMMITTEE:
The Joint Committee on Student Affairs will meet at 10:30 SATURDAY morning in Fresco Rest Room. Anne Dudley Blitz, CNA
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JINT COMMITTEE ON STUDENT AFFAIRS:
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The Administrative Committee of the Graduate School will meet at 3:30 Monday in Room 101, East Administration Building.
Enrollment for Summer Session next week will be divided as follows:
F. W. Blackmar, Dean.
And Carry with her hatchet tried to make the country dry.
Tuesday—E to I.
SUMMER SESSION ENROLLMENT:
COLLEGE STUDENTS: 1. Register at Registrar's Office; 2. Obtain (transcript at Dean Brantz's Office); 3. Proceed to class adviser; 4. Leave enrollment card (signed by adviser) plus Registrar's Certificate, at office of registrar. Class hours may be arranged for two or four hours if class advisers are posted directly outside of Room 119, Fraser Hall.
Old Newt got a happy hunch when the apple hit his eye.
Wednesday—I to L
R. A. Kent, Director of Summer Session.
the English of precision and correctness do not always speak the language they teach when they rub shoulders with the world outside the classroom. Your own ears will tell you that.
Friday----S to Z
Thursday—M to R
Saturday—Adjustments.
FINE ARTS GRADUATING RECITAL:
Everything seems to go to prove that the spirit of modern America cannot be compressed into the unyielding forms of putational English. America wants a new tongue and is making one. Critics may spitefully call it a lingo, but they cannot ignore the widening linguistic gap between English and American. Many barbarians, crudities, and doubtful nologisms may creep into the language, but the process will go on.
We are being forced into the idea of accepting the existence of the two distance languages. The shopkeepers of London realized it when they drew the doughbags trade during the war by hanging signs in front of their shops which read: "American Spoken Here."
GRADUATE, ENGINEERING, and LAW STUDENTS: See Deans of
conservative Schools as Advisers.
Chet Shore—"I hardly know what do with my week-end."
Plain Tales from the Hill
Aoo Hill, pianist, and Ruth E. Tandy, soprano, will give their graduating recital at 8:20 Monday in Fraser Chapel. The public is invited.
Row Blanc—"Put a hat on it and keep it from catching cold."
"There are folks who account for clepathy by a sort of wireless wave," *tof*, W. S. Hunter brooks *to his* to his *greatest friends*. He heads to vacuum tubes, new药
You'll find on the tennis courts.—The Daily Nebraskan.
Thesis Binding, Engraved Cards
Columbus showed the rest of us that the world isn't square.
Lettner I.
Card Cases
New Line Just Received
Dear Profs:
We are cutting.
Your classes.
It is so warm
And it's much nicer
That out
In a car
Or go down to Brick's.
After all,
We have only one life to live
And what do you care
Anyway.
Weren't you ever
Young
Once?
Happy
A TENNISODE
Leather Programs
But Sir Conan talks to people when there ain't nobody there.
On a cold and frosty morning, I stood looking at the courts
Where the tennis balls were flying,
Knocked about by tennis sports.
The wind was in the northwest,
The frost was in the air,
I waddled in warm mud.
Said she knew, but didn't care.
And then, in thought another girl
Went tripping down the street,
Her hair cut short and scraggy,
And sloppy galoshes on her feet.
That I dislike the flapper
I'm very free to say;
It doesn't my clothes exactly,
But just her silly way.
So Nebraska get your co-eds,
Train up to be good ports.
For the kind of a gal who make it good pal
You're on the tennis courts—The Nebraska
H. L. Butler, Dean.
736 Mass. St. Printing
On a cold and frosty morning,
By George Everett
Jayhawks Flown
H. W. Nutt, professor of Education who is absent from the University on leave and attending the University of Chicago, School of Education writes:
My work is progressing very satisfactorily and now that I have my language examinations out of the way, I am beginning to enjoy my various lines of study. My thesis is getting started and I am just getting the field work under way. It is a study of the modern practices in supervision and a critical analysis of the problems confronted by the supervisors actually doing the job. Next quarter will be rather strenuous on account of teaching one course, carrying two majors and doing the field work on the thesis. If I survive that the rest of the year will be fairly clear sailing. I am expecting to complete everything by the end of the summer quarter.
Sincerely yours, H.W.Nutt.
Fernando V. Bermej, B. S. '21, who is attending Teachers College Columbia University writes:
Just a few lines to tell you how I am "doing it" here. I had fully three weeks of vacation after I arrived here, so I spent that in scouring the city over, visiting some of the places of interest and where "haw, what and where" of this city
very congenial and interesting, indeed. I am taking four courses, totalling six tuition points, and in addition, a two-hour course in French to satisfy the language requirements. Professor Schwegler (of the School of Education on leave) is in our class in Advanced Philosophy of Education. We were asked to ally ourselves into discussion groups, so I immediately saw him asking him to include me in his group. It is so good for him in his group and get the benefit of his long experience and mature views.
I hope everything is fine at K. U, I get housekids for K. U, many times I feel like climbing the Mount Orca again and saying "hello" to all of
Miss Marjorie Ireson, L. R. A. M. (Licentiate Royal Academy of Music, London), pupil of Jacques Bouhy, Paris, late of Sir Robert Tree's Company and others, is opening a studio in Lawrence for singing pupils. Applications should be made at once For particulars write care Mrs. S. F Kelly, R. F. D. No. 1, or telephone 1018. 137-5
With every good wish to all, I an Yours sincerely, F. V. Bermejo.
"Suiting You"
THE REXALLE STORE
F. B. MCOCLLOCH. Druggist
Eastman Kodaks
L. E. Waterman and Conkh
Fountain Pens
817 Mass. St.
THE REXALL STORE
THAT'S MY BUSINESS
WM. SCHULTZ
917 Mass. St.
The Tailor
WANT ADS
All Want advertisements are cash, 1. All Want advertisements cost five invoices 25 cents. Over 15 words Five invoices 25 cents. Over 15 words Five invoices 25 cents. Over 15 words Three invoices 25 cents. Three invoices 25 cents. Three invoices 25 cents. Three invoices 25 cents.
ROOMS for women for the Summer School nicely furnished, cool and with sleeping porch. House thoroughly modern and easy access to campus. Phone 2323 Red. 1225 Ky; 1544-50
LOST—An Alpha Zeta pin. Near Stadium, Reward. Call 1502 Black 154-2-403
LOST—Eye glasses. Return to K. U.
Library. Maud Smelzer.
154-2-402
ROOMS FOR BOYS -During summer session. Large Sleeping porch. Board also. Phone 1277 or inquire at 1333 Tenn. 1544-2401
LOST—Pair of tortoise shell tin, gold how glasses in Gym. Call or leave at Kansan Business Office. 512-4-205
LOST-During Spring Festival at
Sigma Sigma Gamma Epsilon
pin. Call 2383 Blue. Reward
155.9.400
155-2-408
WANTED—1921 Jayawker. Call R, D.
Phone 1056. 155-2-406
MARCEL and Hairdress, 75; mani care, 50 at 800 Connecticut. Work also done in your home. For appointment call 1628. 155-74-707
LOST—Waterman fountain pen with a cracked cap. Reward. Return to Velma Schmidt. Phone 261.
O, Dr. Oreuln, Specialist, Eye, Ear Nose and Throat. All Glass work guaranteed. Phone 445. Dick Building -- adv.
PROFESSIONAL CARDS
DALE PRINTING COMPANY. First class work. Prices reasonable. Phone 228 1627 Mass. Street.
CHIROPRACTORS
DRS, WELCH AND WELCH, CHIRO-
PICTORS, graduates of Palmer
school. Phone 115. Office over Hook's
THOMAS ELECTRIC SHOE SHOP Rubber heels in 10 minutes any time 1017% Mass
BUILLOCK PRINTING COMPANY.
Stationery-printing of all kinds
Bowersock Bldg
1. LAWRENCE OPTICAL COMPANY (EXCLUSIVE Optometrist); eyes examined; glasses made. Office 1025 Merrill
DR. A. J. VANWINKLE, Your osteopath,
1329 Ohio. Phone 1081
PHONE: FLORENCE BARROW# Osteopath
Phone 2337. 909% Maestz St.
MARRIED!
Yes sir, our advertising man got married yesterday. He's gone to K. C. or Eudora or some place and we don't know how to advertise, but we are still doing the best cleaning and pressing.
75
New York Cleaners 836 Mass.
RALPH W. WARD
Florist
Call
FLOWER SHOP GREENHOUSES
931 Mass. St.
15th & Barker Ave.
Lawrence, Kansas
Telephone 621
CAPITAL $100,000.09
WATKINS NATIONAL BANK
C. H. Tucker, C. A. Hill
DIRECTORS
SURPLUS $100,000.00
D. C. Asher, Cashier
Dick Williams, Assistant Cashier
W. E. Hazen, Assistant Cashier
C. H. Tucker, President
C. A. Hill, Vice-President and
Chairman of the Board.
D, C. A. Chesn., L. V. Miller, T. C. Green,
L. Moore, S. O. Bishop
825 1-2 Mass.
The Best Work Is Done
Make Sunday a day of RECUPERATION
PHYSICALLY
MENTALLY
SURPETALLY
By the man who knows how to conserve his energy.
Sunday School 10:00 A. M.
Morning Worship 11:00 A. M.
Social and Lunchon Hour 6:00 P. M.
B. Y. P. U. (Final meeting) 6:45 P. M.
Evening Service (Student Choir) 7:45 P. M.
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The few extra copies ordered are not enough to supply the demand.
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