10000 THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University of Kansas Subscription price $2.50 in advance for the first nine months of the academic year; $2.00 for one semester; 50 cents a month; 15 cents a week. Entered as second-class mail matter September 17, 1910, at the post office at Lawrence, Kannas, under the act of March 5, 1879. Published in the afternoon five times a week by students in the Department of Journalism of the University of Texas at Austin and in the Department of Journalism Address all communication to THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas Phones, K. U. 25 and 66 EDITORIAL STAFF The Daily Ranran asks to propitiate university of Kannas, to go furry standing for the ideals the wites; to be clean; to be cheerful to lessees more serious problems to lease more space; to authenticate the students of the university. Editor-in-Chief ... Emulia Daugherty Associate Editor ... Kelby Schultz Assoc. Editor ... David Hare Campus Editor ... Ben Hibb Raymond Dye Telegraph Editor ... Charaer Plain Tales Editor ... Llewellyn White Exchange Editor ... Dolca Roe Exchange Roe BUSINESS STAFF Business Manager...Lloyd Runpuntha Aasat. Business Mgr...James Connelly Aasat. Business Mgr...Conwell Carlson Joe Turner Doris Flemmon Peter Pyle Pauline Sharp Husband George McVey John Kane Ted Hudson Little Lobb Britty Boss THURSDAY, MAY 18, 1922 HIGHER EDUCATION The school year is about spend and in a few more days you will be leaving Lawrence to spend your summer vacation. Wherever you are—in the harvest field, selling books or aluminum ware, doing the heavies, working in an office or simply lowering-you will meet a number of high-school graduates who are either preparing to pursue their education or are uneducated about coming to the University next fall. Your task is to boost K. U. To the high school lad that has his mind made up to come to college next fall your task is to talk K. U. Point out the advantages of a higher education at the University of Kansas, tell him about our Stadium, our athletics, our coaches; but don't forget the academic side. Our School of Law, our Engineering School, our Medical School, our School of Fine Arts and our separate departments in the College all have outstanding features which can be talked up to this youth. Athletics aren't the only nor the first in name of a University; remember that scholarship is pre-eminent in most of their minds. To the lid who has decided not to come to college or is perilous undecided—here is your major task. You must show him the advantages of a college training. And in pointing out these advantages do not dwell entirely on the financial value of a University education. For the last three weeks high school papers all over the state have been estimating the monetary value of higher education. They have tried to work out in dollars and cents just how much a college training will. They have argued that to succeed in business one must have a college education, which is not true. They point out that every successful man of today is a university man which is not true. They have been concerned primarily with the material, intic side, the monetary value While this phase of college education is important there are other advantages to be obtained. There is the cultural side. One learns how to get the most out of life. One learns to appreciate art, literature, drama. One can read a book and behind the shield of character traces the author's purpose; in the drama can be seen the protest of the hour; one can hear a contest and rise above the singer's voice; one can travel and find more dust than headaches. It's the capacity to live. Boost K. U. SINK OR SWIM Since the State has refused outright to build diving boards and other apparatus at Pattie Lake we take it that the stats would hold up its hands in holy horror if life guards were even suggested. They calculate if the lake is kept in a disreputable condition no one will go there to swim. Life guards, in that case, would be unnecessary. But as long as there is water and as long as that water is wet, we people are going into it to swim—or drown. Yes, they are taking chances; but they will do it. Six people have seen drowned in Potter. It is a tragic fact, people forget such things here. Have today, gone tomorrow! They will swim in Potter lake, life guards or no life guards—diving boards or no diving boards. Things might as well be fixed up over there. People are always taking chances; but the fatality of those chances may be leasened. There is no comparison between the cost of material things and the cost of a human life. Students should have no financial difficulties in college. According to advertisements it is as easy as pie to go out and distribute books, aluminum ware, or what not and bring back the necessary two or three thou- WE FORTUNATES While Europe is in the throes of unrest and disquietude, we Americans pursue the more or less even tenor of our way. Over the breakfast egg we read of starving Russians, massacres by the Turks, fruitless peace parallels, boundary disputes, and guerilla warfare on a half dozen fronts. And then we take our last gulp of coffee, wipe our mouths, fold the mankins, and sad completely away to another day's routine. And still we complain of our lot. This is not a plea for some one or many drives. It is a prayer of thankfulness. There's something in know when you're well off! The trouble with we Americans is that we're too independent. Geographical isolation and remarkable natural resources, coupled with Yankee ingenuity, give us a unique position in the world-at-large. We here on Mt. Orand have our parties and week-end trips while students in Berlin and Paris and Vienna go to school between work hours in old uniforms for want of better clothing. And if we can feel complacent about that eternal question: "Am I my brother's keeper?" we might at least feel grateful. There is a crowd assembled in the stadium every moon light night. Why 'o' they do it? We, as yet, have never heard of moon light athletic contests. IF I WERE YOU It is rather hard to put one's self in another's shoes. How could a stu- messes. How could a student, for instance, see with the discerning eye of an instructor? And does the later appear the whims and vagaries of those who come and go in his class rooms daily? We don't know. Still, the assignment was: "If I were you." One might at least try to be human. Most of you, to your credit he it said, do. One of the chief dangers, seen from the student's point of view, is that the instructor becomes so wrapped up in his subject that he leaves the students trailing behind. Remember, we don't know as much as you do nor do our minds assimilate know'dess as quickly as do yours. If we did, you wouldn't have any jobs. Some time ago an amusing little incident occurred in a class. The instructor was lecturing—lecturing on a subject he had delved into until it was almost a part of him. All at once some drowsy individual came to life and asked him to repeat a statement. The instructor didn't like to any more than Shakespeare did. He was irritated. And he showed it. Here was this unappeakable ass upon whom he was literally wasting a lifetime of preparation. It was just cause for irritation. So were Job's boils. But that worthy got the gold medal for being able to grin and beat it. You speak of *systems*-Harvard, Missouri, etc.-for grading. There is no "system" on earth that is absolutely fair. You haven't time to judge each individual as you would like to be able to do. But how would you judge him if you had the time? We can't all be majors in your courses and we can't all be "A" students. There are as many grades of students on the HIS that are brain capacities—and that means inside. There's the easy-going cwb who never takes any seriously and is always glad to get a "D." Worthless. Official Daily University Bulletin VOL. I LAIMS FOR EXEMPTION FROM GYMNASIUM; Copy received by Florence E. Bliss, Editor, Chancellor's Office NO.37 until 11:00 a. m. MAY 18, 1993 All men who have filed claim for exemption this summer must report to he office, 106 Gymnasium, before Saturday, May 29th, and have same verified, ID. Men are required to report by Saturday, May 29th. All University students who wish the Elementary Teacher's Certificate, Three year Certificate renewable for Life, or the University Teacher's Diploma should fill out application blanks in the Office of the School of Education, Room 119, Fraser Hall, at once. R. A. Kent, Dean. TEACHER'S DIPLOMA OR CERTIFICATE; SUMMER SESSION ENROLLMENT: Enrollment for all work in Summer School should be completed during the week beginning May 22nd, by students now in residence. Enrollment later than 12 o'clock, May 27, will be subject to cancellation. Students who are enrolled may be moved by their regular advisers. Students wish to enroll for summer work in Field Geology or Press may bring birth alter their parent's name. Students wishing to enroll for summer work in Field Campus will do so on Monday, May 29th. R. A. Kent, Director, Summer Session Mr. Waldo Geltch, concert violinist, will give a recital at 8:20 Friday in Fraser Chapel. The public is invited. H. L. Butler, Dean. JOLIN CONCERT FRIDAY: NEWCOMERS' CLUB PICNIC; The Newcomers' Club will held its annual picnic at 5:20 Friday, at 'otters' Lake. All the men on the Faculty who are new this year are to be guests of the Club. In case of rain the picnic will be held in the Commons. Mary Wood Messenger Chairman Don't be too sure. The made gadflies. Songs From The Hill That's the main idea. Be as human as you can. Whenever you're in doubt, give us the benefit of it. It won't hurt you any. And try to be as chary with your condemnation as you are with your praise. Even Solomon was wrong once. Spring Weather Oh hill slopes are n-greening On hill slopes are a-greening And the full Kaw is a-gleaming And the velvet spider's dreaming In the web she's newly spun. And dent-de-lion springing In the two sno's body spun and dent-de-lion springing And the lazy crow is winging And the red sheath breath is slimy And the red thorn bush is slinging Tiny banners to the sun. And I let my boat go drifting Through the light and shadows shift- low And I let my boat go drifting While the woolpack clouds are driifting into islands in the blue and the cottontail rabbits and marmosets glazing And the afternoon's advancing, the afterfternoon's advancing. All that's missing, dear, is you. —Melba Parker. The Peddler Sings Ho La! The wind's in the south today, My gypsy heart strains to be away In my caravan painted green and Neath apple boughs that whitely sway And pelt me with petals along my way. $ \mathrm{H}_{0} $ La! There's a violist with wistful eyes Melba Parker. Like those of the farmer's lass that buys Beyond the hill and below the rise. Jo La! There's a violet with wistif On Other Hills Briggs:—"On, he's out working his son's way through college." The University of Nebraska is putting across a Woodrow Wilson Foundation Drive this week. The foundation is created by public subscription and funded by international services of Woodrow Wilson, twice president of the United States, who furthered the cause of human freedom and was instrumental in pointing out the importance of the organization of the liberal forces of mankind throughout the world. My glittering pots of various size Out there in the land that greenly lies Io La! There's a violet with wisty eyes. The Daily Nebraska doesn't bring at all, but they did inform the publisher that "The Cornhusker Roundup" would leave Cheyenne's Frontier Days nothing to hope for. Celebrations and parades in Colorado, 1, 2 and 3, when $800 alumni are expected to return for the general fun and family reunion. Novel means of getting girls at the University of Arizona to go to varity baseball games and track meets has been inaugurated by members of the college athletic department. Recruitment co-eds, who fail to sit often enough on the sidelines have been given ducklings in an adjacent lake. While the treatment is genealogically uncommon, authorities have noticed an increase in co- attendance at subsequent games. Jayhawks Flown Helen Weed, Mus B. '20, who is head of the department of music at Miyagi Girl's School, Sendai, Japan, writes the following letter concerning her work there. My work here is very interesting I have two pupils who are quite hopeful, but the rest are certainly distressing. I was quite disappointed at first when I found most of my time was to be taken up with classes in sight-sing, ear-training, and chorus singing, but now I feel as though they were my only salvation. Students for me will well appreciate that I don't think they were ever meant for solo singers. The same girl car sharp, flat, and sing on the key al in one line of a song. I am to give my graduating recital, plus a group of French songs, at our school soon. Later on I am to sing at a concert for the North Japan College, and then give my recital again for another girls' school, so I have a great deal of the kind of work I like to do along with the other. I had a lovely ocean voyage and lost only one meal so the fish were out of luck as far as I was concerned. The University of Washington baseball team came over on our boat there was plenty of room to enjoy every night, and really had such a good time that I hated to get to Yokohama. The foreign community in Sindal is lovely, and have shown us such a good time. We have averaged about three dinner parties a week, besides tesla times to get home and time to get homesick. I went to Tokyo and Yokohama last week-end, and was invited to Moroka for this week-end, but already had accepted an invitation to Yamagata next week-end, and better stay home and sleep today. One fine thing about Japanese schools is that they have on an average of about one holiday a week. I think I have taught only two Mondays and only about three or four Fridays since I began my work here. I often think of Kansas and dear old K. U. Miss Marijorie Ireson, L. R. A. R. (Licentiate Royal Academy of Music, London), pupil of Jacques Buohy, Paris, late of Sir Burhert Tree's Company and others, is opening a studio in Lawrence for singing pupils. Applications should be made at once for particulars write care Mrs. S. F Kelly, R. F. D. No. 1, or telephone 1018. LOST—An Alpha Zeta / pm. Near Stadium, Reward. Call 1502 Black 154-2-403 Helen Weed. ROOMS for women for the Summer School nicely furnished, cool and with sleeping porch. House thoroughly modern and easy access to campus. Phone 2323 Red. 1225 Ky. 154-5-40 LOST—Eye glasses. Return to K. U. Library. Maud Smelzer. 111-8-100 All Want advertisements are cash. 14. All want five incarnations. 25. Over 15 words and not more than 20, one insane ad. No want ad for less than 25 cents. No want ad for less than 25 cents. St. Louis School of Occupational Therapy Sincerely. WANT ADS Offers (to women) a 12 months course in occupational therapy, including 8 months of crafting (weaving, basketry, wood, leather, metal, pottery, etc.), lectures on medical and allied subjects, 4 months hauling equipment, education, or equiv-book, required. Tuition $120. Big demand for graduates: $200 salaries. ROOMS FOR BOYS--During summer session. Large lungs sleep porch. Board also. Phone 1277 or inquire at 1333 Tenn. 154-24-10 LOST—Pair of tortoise shell pig, gold bow glasses in Gym. Call or leave at Kansan Business Office. 154-2-463 154-2-402 LOST—During Spring Festival at Stadium Sigma Gamma Epsilon pin. Call 2833 Reward 155-2-408 WANTED—1921 Jayawker. Call R. D. Phone 1056. 155-2-406 MISSOURI ASSOCIATION FOR OCCUPATIONAL THERAPY 3510 Washington Avenue, St. Louis, Mo. MARCEL and Hairdress, 75; mani cure 50, at 800 Connecticut. Work also done in your home. For appointment call 1628. 155-47-70 Apply to D. Orrelun, Specialist, Eye, Ear Nose and Throat. All Glass work guaranteed. Phone 445. Dick Building —adv. LOST—Watson man fountain pen with a cracked cap. Reward. Return to Vela Schmidt. Phone 251. PROFESSIONAL CARDS DALE PRINTING COMPANY. First class work. Prices reasonable. Phone 1-822-655-3000 Mass Street. CGIROPRASTORS PROFESSIONAL CARDS The limited to the Extraction of the Littile from the Extraction of mouth Gastric Banding Conduction Posteriorly 207-585 Porkins Hldg Phone 988. DRI.S. WELCH AND ELLICH, CHIRO- CHEMICAL SERVICES School Phone 153-298-0677 over Book #1 THOMAS ELECTRIC SHOP SHOE kubber heads in 10 minutes any time 10'x7' Mesh THOMAS PRINTING COMPANY Stationery printing of all Kindes lumberwool 100x LAWRENCE OPTICAL COMPANY (Exc- sive Optomarite Nails 499 x499 mm) DR. A. J. VANNANEY, Your ouncr path, 1232 Ohio House 1021 DR. FLOREBRANCE BAROCH, Oatcapath DRI. FLORENCE BARROW? Oatepath Phone 2327. 909% Mast. St. "GIFTS THAT LAST" We Like to Do Little Jobs of Repairing RALPH W. WARD Florist FLOWER SHOP GREENHOUSES 931 Mass. St. 15th & Barker Ave. Lawrence, Kansas Telphone 621 Lawrence, Kansas CAPITAL $100,000.00 WATKINS NATIONAL BANK INJECTORS C. H. Tucker, C. A. Hill, D. C. Miller, L. V. Miller, T. C. Green J. C. Moore, N. O. Bishop C. H. Tucker, President C. A. Hill, Vice-President and Chairman of the Board. D. C. Asher, Cashier SURPLUS $100,000.00 D. C. Asher, Cashier Dick Williams, Assistant Cashier W E. Hazen, Assistant Cashier On Wednesday, May 24th we will pay CASH for second hand school and college texts whether used here or not —at— K. U. Branch of University Book Store Missouri Store Co., Buyers Just One of the Many Features in the '22 Jayhawker Eric risked his life. Squares their camera, to make these—and "Cup" looked up— The Books Will Be Delivered from Fraser Checkstand May 22-26