THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University of Kansas Subscription price $3.50 in advance for the first nine months of the academic year; $2.50 for one semester; 50 cents a month; 18 cents a week. Entered as second-class mail malt notice Entered 17, 1920; at the post office at Lawrence, Kansas, under the act of March 3, 1879. Published in the afternoon five times a week by students in the Department of Journalism of the University of Alaska at Anchorage the prose of the Department of Journalism Address all communication to THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas Phones. K. U. 35 and 66 EDITORIAL STAFF The Daily Kansan assists to poke the University of Kannas to go farther. She is standing for the ideals that wives to be ocean; to be charlessous to have more serious problems; to have more intelligence the guests at University Editor-In-Chief .. Eulalia Dougherty Associate Editor .. Gck Schweitzer Campus Editor .. Rena Hibbs Campus Editor .. Rayne Fischer Graphic Editor .. Charles Guckenwalt Tin Tales Editor .. Llewellyn White Finance Editor .. Dennis Dozza Finance Editor .. Donna Dozza Business Manager...Lloyd Ruppert Astst. Business Mgr...James Connelly Bast. Business Mgr...Congwoll Carlson BOARD MEMBERS Joe Turner Bob Cousins Chester Shaw Phyllis Wheatley Michael Bassand George Malone Ted Hudson Hod Gibson Margaret Larkin WEDNESDAY, MAY 17, 1922 PAY YOUR PLEDGES The week beginning Monday, May 22 has been designated as a week to collect student pledges to the Memorial Stadium-Union fund. While a goodly number of the students have paid their pledges concierently and on time yet there are at the present time a large number of installments which are due but not paid. For the most part the students who have failed to keep up in their payment of their pledges claim that it is a case of finances and that they simply do not have the money. Being hard up for cash they say they can not pay their pledges now. When we pledged ourselves to pay a certain amount to the Stadium-Union fund, very few of us had the money on hand and we all knew that it would probably be a hardship to pay the instalments on the pledges when they came due. Yet considering these things we resolved to make the sacrifice and our do bit by pledging all that we could. The drive has been completed in the University. The interest in the Stadium-Union has died down considerably among the students as the majority think that these two projects are now insured realities. And in truth they are for the total amount of one million dollars has been practically pledged. The Stadium can not be finished, however, nor the Union building started until more money has been paid in. More pledges will not complete the Stadium or build the Union. The pledges must be paid and the sooner they are paid the sooner their two memorials will be actual vali ties on our campus. When we signed up our pledges during the drive, we agreed to make sacrifices in order to meet the payments on these pledges. In the meantime we have forgotten this obligation and we are, consequently, not prepared to meet our payments. Are we to fail now? No, it is not too late. Let's have our installments ready next week. A head line in the Kanman said, "life saving exams will be given here." That place will be busy after quiz week we forecast. INEVITABLE Just nine more days until quizzes start! ! The eternal, inevitable and seminal student wall is upon us. The futility, the senselessness, the foolishness, the folly—these are the characteristic phrases applied to that bug-a-bear of the undergraduate life, quix week. And it is almost upon us for each day files past faster than the preceding one. But why have it at all, is the argument heard most frequently nowadays. Quizizes are no test of one's knowledge; they are not an index of one's intelligence; they are simply memory tests. Why have them? Any one with any intelligence at all in pass them by cramming the night before. Quizzes are an antecedent institution of the old pedagogic school. Such are the criticisms which are continually being voiced about this time. But they come mainly from the students who have tried to slip through their courses with as little study as possible. For this class of students passing a quiz is truly a night of cramming. For then, quizzes are memory test. Examinations should be more than more memory tests. They should be constructed to indicate clearly what lives of thought the course has evoked in the mind of the separate students. Most quizzes are an index to the success with which a professor has instructed his class. They indicate what the students have obtained from the course. Possibly some examinations are failure, foolish and senseless. Yet until a better method has been found this institution of quizzes must stand. And remember that a successful termination of these exams means that many more hours credit next fall or possibly graduation this spring. And if any one can pass them by cramming, let's get to work. There still remains nine days. Tempus fleat. There is one happy thought for the University student in connection with high school commencements, his professor might be called out of town for a few days to deliver a commencement address. REGULATION OF ATHLETICS REGULATION OF ATHLETICS Presidents of fifteen eastern colleges met this spring and agreed to enforce certain changes in the institutions which they represented for the registration of matters pertaining to inter-collegiate athletics. They agreed that no athletic coach should receive an exhilarant salary but that he should be considered a member of the faculty and have duties as such. The presidents of Harvard and Princeton have each made statements in public against criticising some phases of inter-collegiate athletics. Some of the criticisms which have been directed against competitive athletics in colleges and universities are first, the meetings between rival teams, especially the football games have developed into huge spectacles—provide amusement and excitement for closest on the level of gladiatorial combat; second, inter-collegiate athletics provide amusement and excitement for a great number of spectators, a majority of whom are not students, while only benefiting a small percentage of the student body—the players; third, the extravagant sum of money spent on a coaching staff, trainers and equipment are not serving the cause of education. In these criticisms there is an indication that the dividing line between amateur athletics in the university and professional athletics on the outside is rather hard to draw. Both仍 require enormous expenditures for their organizations and maintenance. Both could not continue to exist as they are now organized without the patronage of the public. But they differ sharply in this one important respect: the professional athlete receives money for his services; the amateur is not financially recompensed. A roll call in this university would find few students if any who would favor a move to abolish inter-colligate athletics. It is true nevertheless that competitive athletics benefit comparatively few and these the ones who need the training least. Two years of grammarian work gives every student a chance for physical development and the inter-organization contests enable many more to engage in games. Would the majority of students care to participate in all the sports if it were arranged that opposing teams should be fairly equal in ability and size? At West Point every cadet is required to participate in every sport and at the same time West Point engages in athletic competitions with other schools. Perhaps there will come a time when competition between the schools in the Missouri Valley Conference will be less intense and feverish by mutual agreement. If that time should ever come the contents between the schools in this conference should be just as interesting as they are now and the saving would be considerable. Official Daily University Bulletin Volume 1. until 11:00 a. n MAY 17, 1922 Copy received by Florence E. Bliss, Editor, Chancellor's Office until 11:00 a.m. MEN'S GLEE CLUB REHEARSAL TONIGHT: NO.36. The Men's Glee Club will rehearse at 7:30 sharp tonight in Room 118, Central Administration Building. A full attendance is necessary. OPEN MEETING OF SIGMA XI; The regular May meeting of the Iota Group of the Society of Sigma X will be held at 4:30 Thursday in Room 304, Chemistry Building. The presidential address will be given by President Kester on "Atom and Molecules, Old and New." This is an open meeting, and everyone interested is cordially invited. Every member should be present as an important business meeting for the group to discuss. C. M. Sterling, Secretary. ECTURE TO UNIVERSITY WOMEN AND FACULTY MEMBERS; LECTURE TO UNIVERSITY WOMEN AND FACULTY MEMBERS: Mrs. Florence Finch Kiley of New York City will address all University women and faculty members at 4:30 Thursday in Fraser Chapel on "The Economic, Social and Political Status of Women." Plain Tales from the Hill Orpha Harding, President W. S. G. A. The title of this is "One on Scoop Hill!" but it would be more proper to say "A Million on Scoop Hill." It happened this way. The Secretary of the alumni association has for some time been fostering a little family of birds who nest over at Fraser. He has been handing out little jobs of ration every one in awhile and no one has been allowed to fly or rest. But the little devils have 'll renamed him for his kindness. The other day he was sitting at the phone when he felt a little tickling sensation on his hand. (EX-service personnel will readily appreciate.) Investigation proved that the intruders were liee—bird life. They say Scoop hunted up a bathtub and some strong soap. At any rate, if you don't be careful, you can go over to the alumni office and get a free whiff of the disinfectant. On Other Hills The Oregon Daily Emerald: "The politician is my shepherd; I shall not want for anything during his campaign. He leadeth me into the Campa Shoppe for his vote's sake, Yea though I tramp through the mud and rain to vote for him and about my soul hoarse when he is elected, straightway he forgetteth me. He does not recognize me even in his own eyes, he knows that I pulled over mine eyes all the days of my life and I shall dwell in the house of a goof forever." An Emporia Studio advertises in the State Normal Bulletin: If you have beauty We can take it, Talk about these girls who have smoked cigarettes and pipes, have you ever heard about the frish who has smoked cigarettes? — The Cornell Sun. Slow up now, don't rush, there will be another special along for Emporia soon. We can make it. ROOMS for women for the Summer School nicely furnished, cool and with sleeping porch. House thour- oughly modern and easy access to campus. Phone 2323 Red. 1225 Ky; 1544-50. WANT ADS SUMMER WORK—MEN AND WOMEN; $600 or more for your vacation work. Ski only number, admissions and meals. Manager, care of Daily Kansan. 54 PROTCH The Tailor All. Want advertisements are cach. 15. All want adverts on cards and Plive note forms 30, 60. Over 15 words and not more than 25, one insertion. All want adverts on cards and Plive note forms 30, 60. Over 15 words and not more than 25, one insertion. LOST—An Alpha Zeta pin. Near Stadium, Reward. Call 1592 Black 154-2-408 LOST—Eye glasses. Return to K. U. Library. Maud Smelzer. Leather Programs Card Cases New Line Just Received A. G. ALRICH 736 Mass. St. Printing THE REXALL STORE Thesis Binding, Engraved Cards 154-2-402 New Line Just Received F. B. McCOLLOCH. Druggist Eastman Kodak . E. Waterman and Conkh Fountain Pens 847 Mass. St. ROOFS FOR BOYS--During summer session. Large sleeping porch. Board also. Phone 1277 or inquire at 1333 Tenn. 154-24-10 LOST—Fair of tortoise shell rim, gold how glasses in Gym. Or call leave nt Kansas Business Office. 154-2-405 D. Orrell, Specialist, Eye, Ear, Nose and Threat. All Glass work guaranteed. Phone 445. Dick Building td - adv. "Suiting You' PHAT'S MY BUSINESS WM. SCHULTZ 917 Mass. St. DON'T PROFESSIONAL CARDS D. J. R. PAYNE. (znost:nist) Pre- teeth, and surgical Lesions of the mouth. Gas-Oxygen and Conduction 966-308-458. Parkina Bldg Phone 988. be a careless lad about your clothes. If you would BUY good clothes, why not take good care of them? Cleaning makes 'em last longer. SEVEN FIVE OALE PRINTING COMPANY. First class work. Prices reasonable. Phone 228. 1027 Mass. Street. New York Cleaners Phone CHIMPATROUS DRS, WELCH AND WELCH, CHIRIO- PICTACTORS, graduates of Palmer school. Phone 115. Office over Houk's THOMAS ELECTRIC SHOE SHOP: rubber beers in 10 minutes any time 0.775 Mas. CHIROPRACTORS BULLOCK PRINTING COMPANY Stationery-printing of all kinds now-sock 31dg. LAWRENCE OPTICAL COMPANY (ex- clusive Optometrists.) Eyes exam- ned; glasses made. Office 1025 Mass. DR. A. J. VANWINKLE, Your osteopath 1229 Ohio, Phone 1081. DR. FLORENCE BARROWW Osteopath Phone 2327, 999% .Mars, St. C. "GIFTS THAT LAST" We Like to Do Little Jobs of Repairing Gustafson The College Jeweler RALPH W. WARD Florist Miss Marjorie Ireson, L. R. A. M. (Licentiate Royal Academy of Music, London), pupil of Jacques Bouhy, pany and others, is opening a studio in Lawrence for singing pupils. Applications should be made at once For particular write care Mrs. S. P. R. F. D. No. 1, or telephone 137-5108. FLOWER SHOP 931 Mass. St. Lawrence, Kansas Telephone 621 GREENHOUSES 15th and Barker Ave. Telephone 621 WATKINS NATIONAL BANK CAPITAL $100,000.00 DIRECTORS C. H. Tucker, C. A. Hill, D. C. Ashen, L. V. Miller, T. C. Gzeen J. C. Moore, S. O. Bishop C. H. Tucker, President C. A. Hill, Vice-President and Chairman of the Board. D. G. Asher, Cashier Dick Williams, Assistant Cashier W E. Hazen, Assistant Cashier SURPLUS $100,000.00 --- This summer when you want to convince some one that K. U. is the one and only school to attend just show him a copy of the 1922 Jayhawker. If you haven't signed up do so this week. Book will be delivered May 22 from the Fraser checkstand. The Jayhawkers were shipped from Jefferson City, Mo. today. The managers and staff have tried to make this book a complete record of K.U. ---