THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University of Kansas of Kansas Subscription price $3.50 in advance for the first nine months of the academic year; $2.00 for one semester; 50 cents a month; 15 cents a week. Entered as second-class mail matter September 17, 1910, at the post office at Lawrence, Kanaan, under the act of March 2, 1879 Published in the afternoon five times a week by students in the Department of Journalism of the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill or the Department of Journalism Address all communication to THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas Phones. K. U. 25 and 66 The Daily Kaanan signs to promote the University of Kanaan to go foray by standing for the ideals the students offer to be able to, be cheerful to have more serious problems serve to host its ability to serve the host of its ability. EDITORIAL STAFF Editor-in-Chief Eulaia Dengchun Associate Editor Golshka Schultz Campus Editor Bilen Hibb Sports Editor Charles Dye Graphic Designer Charles Edgar Train Taisi Editor Lewestyn White Exchange Editor Dolai Ro Business Manager...Lloyd Ruppenthall Asst. Business Mgr... James Connelly Asst. Business Mgr... Cornwell Carlson Joe Turner, Doris Foley, Daniel Foster, Phillips Winsett, George McVey, Michael Gleason, Ted Hudson, Larkin Larkin Armenia, Cambodia Khmer, Slovak Mexico, Colombia Staeda Dutton, all satin in cotton Chocolate marker Chocolate marker long TUEESDAY, MAY 16, 1922 FUTURE MOTHER'S DAY Our Mothers came; for one or two short days they were with us and now they have departed. Possibly eight hundred mothers—a bare twenty percent—came to Lawrence to celebrate Mother's Day with their sons and daughters. And outside of the pride and joy in seeing their children—and even though to our mothers this is considerable of a pleasure in itself—sons of them were just a mite disappointed, not with the attention paid them by their sons and daughters but because there had been unified University attempt to recognize their visit. When the editors of the State, the merchants or other conventions visit our school during the course of the year we often entertain them with smokers, teas and receptacles. But when, on this day of days, our mothers pay us a short visit to inspect us in our school environment the University, as an institution, makes no endowance to entertain them: Mother's Day with its attending ceremonies should be one of the oldest and most impressive traditions of the University. There have been many suggestions for a traditional entertainment for Mother's Day. On is that the May Fete and the Crowning of the May Queen should be held on this Day or on the Saturday preceding. In addition to this a special tour of the University and other entertainment could be arranged. Such a program would draw a much larger percentage of parents to the University to celebrate this day. At present, outside of the membership in the social organizations, the percentage of mothers and fathers who come to the University for this day is relatively small. Specially arranged entertainment would offer an incentive and inducement for the parents of non-organization students to come to Lawrence for this Day. Mother's Day should be one of the dearest traditions and most impressive celebration of the school year. It is beginning to be about the time now when students must have weekend dates with their books even if the moon is shining bright. INTRODUCING THE STRAW NIKROD *To strand the season! A man can go to the most select circles with one of those heavy pleated sailors and not be afraid of having a hole kicked in it. What a blessing the hay lid is anyway.* Good old summer time. And baccalaureate—don't forget the baccalaureate. The girls are all there in their starchy white dresses with a spray of flowers at the waist and most of the fellows are nervous and fidgety in a stiff collar of the "gates-in-jar" type. You have it in the First Presbyterian church because the Methodists had it last year and of course the first three rows clear across are reserved for the graduates. Along about the middle of the sermon it gets mighty hot and you can see the perspiration on the end of your nose. You know the girl at your side must be hot but what can you do? Use your straw hat for a fan! And the next day you have the annual Senior Picnic in the morning and the double-header baseball game in the afternoon and you get another chance to give the straw a play. Pop bottles and peanuts;饼 and cake galette; limp collars; indigestion; and puppy love. But you can't figure out a substitute for the straw hat and you can't do without it. You see 'em on stair business men and college boys, looking for a job; on preachers and pool sharkers; on monasteries and tots; and a thousand and one shades and shapes and kinds hooped up, tier on tier, in the shop windows. Yeh. You can burn wood instead of coal; you can make iodine out of moss. But what in the Sam Hill would you use instead of the old heavy woven, broad-banded sailor cage? INCCULATION SEASON It is rumored that investigating committees of the house and senate are to collaborate on a book entitled "How Not to get the Facts." Typhoid fever, that dreaded diseases of mankind, has arrived in Lawrence—and incidentally among the students. There are a few cases in the city, but there are no signs of an epidemic. It is not the purpose of the Daily Kansan to propagate a scare or panic over the appearance of a few isolated cases of typhoid, but it proposes to send out a warning—before it is too late—to any person who has not been inoculated during the last three years. Thus far no deaths have resulted, but one student is seriously ill at the University Hospital. A stitch in time will prevent any recurrence of such a plight—the preventative is immunity. Typhoid bacillus is most active during the summer months, and anyone who does not take inoculation treatment now is in danger of serious sickness for the next six months. All students have not been inoculated recently should do so before going home on their vacation. The University Hospital authorities have issued the last call of the year, as the series of three treatments require a period of two weeks. All treatments are given free of charge to students. If all would be immune from typhoid and para-typhoid, inoculation is the only answer. If all would enjoy a good vacation there must not be typhoid. Better think it over. Jayhawks Flown E. Lawson May, a former student, who is with the Daily Bulletin, at Manila, Philippine Islands writes: "I've decided not to let Missouri have the entire run of the Orient—so I'm manila for Manila for the next several years." The governor general and I are sharing the same welcome entertainments. They're all given for him, but I'm getting in on them. I can't let that new white tuxedo go to waste. The governor started to woo me. The governor started to have so much publicity than I have, although I bet I've written more columns of copy than he has messages. But I won't hold that against him. The administration promises to be darned democratic. The governor were a flaming red necktie when he took the oath of office. And your old friend Lord Northbelfife who has been wearing his neckwear. I suppose the Filipinos will be copying them now by getting out the red bandannas I move, Mr. Speaker, that we vote Northcide an honorary citizenship of the United States. You should have heard him telling the Filipinas yesterday how they were the luckiest folks on earth to have the protection and guidance of the United States without taxation or worries. And yet the gang—of politicians, mostly—is velling for independence Northellie said they ought to thank God they have the help of the Americans. Strong language in the last speech made a strong case. Northellie also spoke at the Rotary Club. About 280 representative business men listened in. I wasn't a business man but I listened in and reported the talk. He's sailin' soon for Australia. I've been serviced from Australia. Played golf with singing with General Treat. Official Daily University Bulletin Copy received by Florence E. Bliss, Editor, Chancellor's Office until 11:00 a.m. STUDENT DAY CONVOCATION: Volume 1. Student Day Convocation is called for 10 o'clock Wednesday in Robinson Gymnasium. E. H. Lindley, Chancellor. MAY 16, 1922. Copy received by Florence E. Bliss, Editor, Chancellor's Office NO. 35 BASEBALL SCHEDULE: Oklahoma-Kansas baseball games will be called at 3:30 Wednesday and Thursday at Varsity Field. F. C. Allen, Director of Athletics. I'm nearly acclimated to this town now. But the run of news wanted is so darned different than that I've been gathering for the United Press that it's been difficult to get started, Where the United Press wanted the onset at Fatty Arbuckle and whether he was selling in New York or piling 'em up, the Bulletin wants news of exporting and importing and trade, boats, hemp, corpa, coconut oil, and the latest rate of exchange. I knew as much about exporting and importing in Kansas as the Moor of the mountain provinces knows about the price of wheat in Kansas and not just cotton but I'm beer and gorta got the done. And this idea of wearing clean clothes every day is about to get me down. We have all whites and change even our collars every day. I’ve put my wool suits in the moth balls for the next three years. But dismiss the idea that the weather is hot as the proverbial and well known hell. It isn’t. I’ve been cooler here than I ever was in a warm, sunny way cool. And then I’m living on Manila Bay within a few yards of the water where Mr. Dewey on that dewey May morning did his dardeet with the Spanish main. I'm going around to many places as a part of my beat, covering the police, army, departments of the agriculture, science, labor, commerce, and a few others. I like the Red Cross (by the way Edward H. Taylor, Pi K A Kansas, grad 1911 believe is living here and publicity man for Red Cross, at the same time writing a book on botany and bugs in a girl's art book, sister of Ernie and Helen.) This is a morning paper. I work from 11 to 11. Nothin much happen after super except entertainments. We have no Sunday issue but Sincerely, E. Lawson May. But sooth the folks take their own sweet time to eat. With the United Press I was used to snatchting hasty food about two bells after the most of the work was done. But here everyone closes up at 12 o'clock and eats until 2 o'clock. Then works again until 6. and eats until 8. some cakes are made in this time. I'm getting to be a regular old tea hound. We have a cosmopolitan gang on the force—one Chinese, three Filipinos, one Englishman, and three Americans. They are Chinese theater the other night. Even went behind the stage and tried to jabber to the actresses but without much success. Give best regards to anyone around the office who knows A Swiss statistician has calculated that at the average college dances which last three hours and a half, a person takes 28,000 steps, on an averagecowd would yelp with awful protection if she had to walk that far. The Idaho publication, the University Argonaut, figures that the new methods used by the home economics department are liable to prove dissatisfaction when titles so far as to wash the lettuce with perfumed soap. Songs From The Hill "The Long, Long Lane." The Spring will go with Iris. I feel it in my bones. And we'll be missing Iris When she leaves us by our lones We'll stick around forborely in the lake. While the springtime goes with Iris Down the long, long lane The Spring will follow Iris— The blue skies and the gray— The meadow-lark at morning— The eliqing mists of April, The iliacs in the rain— They all will follow Iris Down the long, long lane Oh Time, be kind to Iris! Oh Time, be kind to Iris! Be kind, and more than faint! Lay down a pillow tightly. Upon her sunny hair, And in her heart forever Keep fresh and free from stain That is the kind with Iris Down the long, long lane! E. C. H WANT ADS All Want advertisements are cash. 11 wants. Five inquiries 60 cents. Over 12 words. 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