THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University of Kansas Subscription price $2.50 in advance for the first nine months of the academic year; $2.00 for one semester; 50 cents a month; 15 cents a week. Entered as second-class mail malt师 September 17, 1910, at the post office at Lawrence, Kansas, under the act of March 5, 1872. Published in the afternoon five times a week by students in the Department of Journalism. University of Kansas, from the press of the Department of Journalism Address all communication to THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas Phones. K. U. 25 and 66 EDITORIAL STAFF The Daily Kannan assists to ptu, in his own right. He is the University of Kannan, to go for further studies by standing for the ideals the students write; to be clean; to be cheerful to come to where more virtuous people live; to watch more virtuous people grow; to study the students of the University. Editor-in-Chief Eudala Doughert News Editor Sharon Stinson Newspaper Editor Marion Simpson Telegraph Editor Charles Greenman Telegraph Editor Albert Miers Illustrator Lloyd Marten Illustrator Meryl Hart BUSINESS STAFF Buisness Managrer__Loyd Ruppertahl AstA Business Mgr.__Jamie Carneillon AstA Business Mgr.__Carneonie Carlton BOARD MEMBERS Jou Turner Dale Preston Bobbie Davis Phillips Winger George Halevitz George Halevitz H迪尔曼 Little Lush Little Lush Bumblebee Bumblebee Acquarium Acquarium Steele Dutton Hill Mary Colin College Caroline Harkendrue Judy Johns Jerry Jones FRIDAY, MAY 12, 1922. MOTHER'S DAY To her whom all of us adore, we dedicate this day of days. From the very first day this world has known us, we have been her care. Our sorrows have been her sorrows and our childish triumphs have oceen hers. And through it all she has lifted up our little souls to Almighty God with the prayer which only mothers understand. Do you remember who it was who tied up your hand when you eat it? Or kissed away the tears? God bless you, Mother! When you were a little older it was she who always plead the cases with Dad when he was out of sorts. When you graduated from high school she wanted you to be the best looking one in the whole crowd. Do you remember how proud she was of you? Pride – pride that never ends. As long as she lives she will be proud, for that is the way I mothers. Ah, Mother dear. How often have we forgotten what you have meant to us! What unkind fate has made children so prone to forget? MUSIC IN KANSAS Today we make amends. It is you day, Mother. And all our thought shall be of you. They say back East that we out here in the West are crude; that we lack manners and refinement; that we do not know how to appreciate art; and that we shall never be able to educate ourselves. We hold no grudge toward the Easterners for saying that about us, but we intend to show them; and, what's more, we already have made a wonderful start. Schumann-Heink sang in Fort Hays Collisseum last Sunday. The Collisseum is large enough to accommodate a large number of people, and it was jammed Towns as far as seventy-five miles from Hays were described as being deserted on that day. The people went to hear Madam Schumann-Heink. When it comes to driving seventy-five miles to hear an artist surely there is another motive behind it there than to be able to say, "Oh, Madam Schumann-Heink, I have heard her sing." They must have a great craying for music. Furthermore, these people in western Kasaan enjoy music. They are not hampered with a critical ear. Good music does not bore them; it stirs their deeper emotions, and after they have heard it they go away with smiles on their faces and an inward desire to be bigger and better car. There has been going on for the last week in Fort Scott a musical convention. Music lovers from all over the state have gathered there to further the cause. Young musicians contested for prizes, and according to newspaper reports, these youthful musicians are our artists of tomorrow. They are given every opportunity, and it is needless to say that they are appreciated. Shortly these youthful artists will give an expression of this free, crude, western country in music, and it will embody all that is art to us westerners. We will look upon it with wonder and admiration, but the East—well possibly we shall have to give the East time. THE MEANEST MAN The "Meantest Man" has been four and justly punished. Kansas City au thorities recently arrested an alleged "bootlegger" who in reality was selling the common garden variety of near beer to his "customers," and getting away with it. Things have come to a pretty pass when even a bootlegger will be dishonest in his dealings with his patrons. A bootlegger might sell one wood alcohol, and aside from the little inconvenience it would cause the user, merit and receive no censor, but to pass near-near for the real thing—horrors! At that the man was quite a psychologist. For he was getting away with his little graft. His customers so we are told, were coming back for more. And the secret of the ting is that this near-beer was just twice as good for having been purchased in an unlawful manner as it would have been if they had bought it in the regular manner at a soft-drink vendor. There is another angle to the situation that will not bear overlooking. That the great American public, or even a small portion of it, could be so fooled on what was once so widely known a product brings to us a vivid realization of how firmly founded this institution of prohibition is. When the drinking people of the country have so far forgotten the taste of the real thing that they can be fooled into buying the "next best" at the price of the regular product, then Valtstead's little 1918 joke must be conceded to have gained considerable of a Mother From the several churches of Law- rence come appreciation of Mother and or stoner's Day, as expressed by the pastors of the various congregations. Following is the concensus of opinion, as gathered from those able to be reached, regarding the "greatest subject in the world." "Of all the gifts that we enjoy from the band of God you can compare with this one—a noble and unselfish mother's love. "We truly honor the 'best mother in the world,' not only by wearing a tower for her one day of the year, but by trying to live so that our lives are filled with joy and to honor to her memory." - Rev. N.A. Goobring, Prinity Lutheran Church. "Since physical life is the necessary condition of all spiritual development, we should ever honor motherhood, and cherish our own mothers who bore us and nourished us even before we were born, and thus afforded us all the opportunities of life."—Rev. Mark Moher, Untenian Church. "Whenever you find a great man—a a man who is strong, influential, and carrying great responsibilities, you will find, almost without exception, a man who has a tender and noble affection for his mother. "Behind every great man is a mother," quoted church bulletin, Philips Brooks, by Mrs. Ray Eusen of Congregational Church. "Mother's Day brings the soul to realignment and enables it to readjust itself in integrity, courage, and faith. The memory of one face dominates the thought, rebuilds the life, redirects its course, and regenerates its heart." - Foster, teacher University Women's Class, Christian Church. "Ile knows the finest qualities he has been haveen woven into his character by her patient and untruring labors and sublime love."—Rev. Frank Jennings, First Baptist Church. "Mother's work—the hardest on earth, and the best."—Rev. Evan A. Edwards, Trinity Church. "You ask me, to hew do I owe the most? What I am today I am in debt for; I am indebted so much that I shall never be able to pay out in this life a debt money cannot cancele, a debt of love, honor and gratitude. God not to text him to my mother. God was my best framed on earth and my best counselor."—Rev B. H. Hobba, First Evangelical Church. The Iola Daily Register is worrying about human nature. If Human nature is unjust and drags down the little good that some of us poor mortals do possess we certainly hope that the Registra will stand up for us. Official Daily University Bulletin WEETS SATURDAY! The Administrative Committee of the College will meet at 9 a.m. 30th floor in the office of the Department, 104 Percival Hall MAY 11, 1922. Volume 1. J. G. Brandt, Dean. No. 32. Copy received by Florence E. Bliss, Editor, Chancellor's Office JAYHAWKER ADVISORY COMMITTEE MEETS SATURDAY: The Jayhawker Advisory Committee will meet at 3:30 Saturday in Room 2, Room B, 105 W. 6th Street. R. O. T. C. TARGET PRACTICE SATURDAY: The R. O. T. C. truck will leave Robinson Gymnasium at 7:20 and the corner of 9th and Massachusetts Streets, at 7:30; Saturday morning, to take to the riffle range; for target practice, all members of the R. O. T. C. who are not drilled after a noon. Absences from drill may be made up by attending this practice. H. D. Burdick, Commandant. TRACK SCHEDULE FOR SATURDAY: The track meet between the Kansas Aggies and K. U. will begin at 2:30 Saturday, at the Stadium. Prize Kansas Poem (The following poem entitled "goodbye—to My Mother" won for the 1975 winner of the $100 prize of the Kansas Author club for the best poem of the year.) Now that the last, reluctant words are said. et not your heart be altogether lonely, I take my face and voice, but leave you F. C. Allen, Director My heart, instead. Our separate lives will only make love dearer. When all the hills erase each other, And leave no scar. For every westward-blowing wind is my wind, And beautiful, as distant mountains are, Dawning I send you when my sun is high, And all God's lovely stars are ours together All members of the staff of the Record, an undergraduate newspaper at Williams College, were suspended recently by college authorities due to the alleged obscenity and indegenecy of the March 18 issue of the paper. Goodbye! Goodbye! Three women students at Cornell recently attended a hygiene lecture and gave fictitious names in order that the three absences might avoid paying a $5 fine. 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