Y2h THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN VOLUME XIX UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS, LAWRENCE, KANSAS, THURSDAY, MAY 11, 1922. MUSICIANS 'STRIKE' AT CONCERT LAST NIGHT Men Adopt Riotous Methods For Making a Quick Departure TACTICS PUZZLE AUDIENCE Band Men's Return is Greeted By an Appreciative Audience A "musician strike" was the main exciting feature of the University Band concert last night in Fraser Chapel. The first three numbers of program were rendered extraordinarily well, and "Mae" and his boyfriend "Eve" were the audience's ingoring the fourth numerue, when an extraordinary thing took place. Matthews, the tympani and bell player became excited and rushed across the platform to the clarinet players shaking them and frantically pointing at "Mac." A few words were exchanged and clarinet players be beaten up by the instruments they picked up their instruments and left the room. The cornetists and saxophone players catching the spirit of the anger and excitement left, others following until only the drummers remained with "Mac" doing his best to keep them there. One of the stridest players on the drummer's aid dragged the drummers away. "Mac" wiped his forhead, looked at the overturned chairs and music laying on the floor. A man in the audience arose and approaching the platform asked "Mac" just what was the cause of the fight. The leader of the band informed him that they had been playing as well as he could. Then a burst of applause came from the audience which had been slow in catching the joke but fully appreciated it. The poor man returned to his seat, still puzzled as the real cause unanimous. The audience was unanimous. The "Comie-Tac-too" had been a real "knockout", and was so well done that some persons in the audience were not sure that it was not a real strike. Following this number Miss Edna Davis rendered "The Herd-Girl's Dream" as a xiphon solo. She was accustomed by Miss Lester Lavin, the host of the concert with his xiphone presented the "Sextette from Lucia" in a delightful manner. The band men as they came back for the last two numbers on the program were greeted heartily by the audience. The ballet "Dance of the Hours" from the opera "La Gloceana" played with much ease and good technique. The "Crimson and the Blue" concluded the program. A banquet at the College Inn was served to the boys immediately afterward. Director McCanes in his speech to the boys at the banquet told them that work during the year and told them that a prominent musician on the Hill had heard them play the "Second Hungarian Rhapsody" by Lixt, and said that in the many times he had heard hands play that selection this was the best yet. Last night was the day the band has been together this year. Vocational Men Plan Picnic For Tomorrow Vocational men, their wives, sweet hearts and friends are planning a picnic for tomorrow at Cameron's Bluff —the weather permitting. Those going will meet tomorrow afternoon between the hours of 4 and 4:30 at the East door of Fraser Hall. Transportation will be furnished. Dean and Mrs. John R. Dyer will transporter. Ererr Scrivener, chairman of the entertainment committee, requests that the men bring along all of their equipment are available. Those planning to attend should make reservations with Mice Dietrich in Dean Dyer's office, 113 Fraser. Margaret Larkin Gives Program An original program of readings and songs was presented in Green Hall this morning for the Advanced Public Speaking class by Margaret Larkin, c23, a member of the class. The program, which is designed to furnish an evening's entertainment consists of song groups and readings, including both poetry and prose, were written for the program by Miss Larkin. Phi Chi, medical fraternity, an- nuncies the pledging of Genice B. Armold, Gr., LawRENCE John E. Chin- to, Dr., LOUIS, and William F. Farr, 24; Miltonville. Canoe Party Tells Weird Tale Of Moving Snag And Enormous Beast Living in Waters of Kau Sunday morning about 7 d'clock a canning party started up the river. They had not gone far when a stranger lobed object was observed in mid stream. An investigation followed. It turned out to be nothing but a snag, but upon closer examination, it was an oxygen sensor. The screen against a strong current. Could it be that one of those animal known as the prehistoric diplodocus is gallinawing around in this section of the country? It seems that the animal is still adapting to the peaceful Kaw and ceasing much more among the canoes. This strange phenomena caused the observers to rub their bleary eyes, and, no doubt, they suddenly had some kind of injury. They had heard during their life time. The thing that was hooked on t MOCK OREAD BATTLE TO BE 'REAL' AFFAIR NUMBER 151 R. O. T. C. Is Making Elaborate Plans for Skirmish With Hoskell that sang underneath the murky water of the Kaw might have a long neck and a terrible mouth. Even though it was a hardy article when fastened to a snag, it might be rather unhandy when it gained freedom. The occupants of the canoe were suffering from acute misgivings when the problem solved itself. The angel jumped and swam into a wave in the wake, as if from a submarine, g) up the river at a much faster pace. They exerted all their energies to paddling but to no avail; they fell down and were surrounded a bond in the river. There will be an enemy for reconnaissance of the enemy territory, and a tank to lead the attack which will follow immediately after barrage laid down by heavy artillery. Reinforcements for the R. O. T. C forces were covered by Company H; the machine gun crew in command of Captain Walton. Four squads, each with a gun and ammunition cart drawn by a typical army mule with a regular army temper, will approach as close as possible with the animals and carts and then go forward and set up their guns in advantageous positions. Lieutenant J. C. Holmes will command the machine gun crew in a continuous fire on the enemy Indians to cover the advance of the R. O. T. C. The heights around the lake basin will be defended by the Haskell Indians of Company M, in command of Captain Dinnore Almer, professor of astronomy in the University of Kansas. They are going to help the company, but the Indians will be supported by riflemen. Their numbers, combined with their difficult position on make it certain that the battle will be hot and closely contested. The R. O. T. C., who will attack from the north in an attempt to take the heights will put into practice the heaviest cannon that have been taught in the class room. The sham battle is only a part of the extensive program that Major Burdick has planned. First will be a dress parade with the presentation of the colors by a fair co-ed who has not yet been chosen. Exhibitions in wall scaling will be held with many feature films, dance shows, shoe race. A shoe race, by the way, is very interesting for everyone who is not a participant. WEATHER REPORT Most of those who have been told this story place it in the category of all other fish stories, but some stop and consider and advance theories. Some say it was a large fish escaped from the waters of the Missouri river and attached to a limb of a tree. Others think it was a huge turtle. One eyeball suggested that it was a German submarine. The most popular theory is, however, that the canning party, which was composed of students, had gotten up so much earlier than usual that morning that they were not responsible for what they saw. Their sleep was disturbed when they saw with this weird hallucination. Airplanes, tanks, and an artillery barrage are only a small part of the preparations for the "Battle" of Orad Heights" which will be staged May 24 in Potter's Lake basin. Even an ambulance and carers will be provided yes, according to Major ... our all who has carefully planned all details of the battle it must spectacular and welcoming. Members of the unit have been asked to report for drill every Wednesday at 3:30 in order to get a thorough understanding of the manuvers. They are instructed that all members of the unit in its work yesterday and feel assured that the big field day will be a success from every angle, of interest to students and townpeople, and as an aid to the R. O. T. C. sturdy an understanding of their work. Sophomores at the University of Pennsylvania will start a campaign soon to bring about a more general wearing of "knickers" on the campus. They hope to have every man in school adopt them. Fair toight and Friday, cooler tonight. Possibly frost in the west portion. NEW EQUIPMENT AT COMMONS A new equipment to be rented for picnics and steak roasts has arrived at the Commons. In many colleges this has been very popular and has filled a great need. There are two sets of picnic paraphernalia, one large and one small, which will be rented only or can be combined if wished. Paraphernalia Rented Out They consist of two fire racks with windshields, which will each hold a coffee pot and frying pans, or can be used to make toast or broil bacon; tint coffee pots; two dozen white enamel cups; two dozen of knives forks and teaspoons, and each set has one long-hand fork; one bread knife, a covered picnic basket and most important of all, an old-fashioned tin dinner pan in which to pack ice and butter and cream. The Commons is also prepared to supply paper plates, paper napkins, salt and sugar, and if long enough notice is given food may also be prepared and packed at the Commons, but this equipment may be rented independent of food supplies and either in whole or in part. The rent of this equipment will be just enough to pay for it and add to it from time to time as it becomes more in demand. MANY TAKE PHARMACY EXAM State Board Elects Officers For Next Year About one hundred persons have enrolled for the State Board of Pharmacy examination which is being given here this week. The majority of those taking the examination are from out of town but there are several students in the School of Pharmacy taking it at this time. Senior Civils to Kansas City Tomorrow at 8:25 a.m. the m.sic civil engineers will make their annu excursion trip to Kansas City A few are only attempting to fill the requirements for an assistant pharmacist. There are three ladies in the room and three colored applicants. Prof. C. M. Young, of the mining department has just returned from the Pleasant district where he was looking over the coal mines. The State Board had their annual election of officers at the business session at the Eldridge recently. The following members were elected: Floyd Kifford, of Wichita was re-elected president; D. F. Dean of Stark, secretary, re-elected; M. Noll of Atchi son elected treasurer; M. G Edibult of Topeka was appointed to the Boar by Governor Allen to take the place of R. B. Baird of Winfield who is re-elected. He also placed of another retiring member. "This will be an inspection trip of bridges and viduets led by Prof. H. Fischer, who will point of construction and show the students all defective work, and how it can be improved by modern engineering. This trip is one looked for by all the senior as it gives them a chance to see what knowledge on their future work COMMITTEE APPOINTS S-UNION ARCHITECTS Chicago Firm Will Co-operate With Professor Goldwin Goldsmith TO BEGIN WORK ON PLANS Actual Construction Will Not Start Until More Pledges Are Paid An important step toward drawing the actual plans for the Union Building was taken last night, when the Executive Committee of the Union Building was taken last night, when the Executive Committee of the Memorial Corporation appointed Chancellor Lindley and Irving Hill a committee to make arrangements with the University to Professor Goldwin Goldsmith of the University, for the execution of complete Union Building plans. At the meeting last evening, a report of the financial situation of the Memorial Corporation was made. The pledges on hand at the time of the meeting yesterday amounted to $812,790.80. No immediate construction on either the Union or the Stadium is contemplated, it is stated, until the present obligations exceeding $125,000 on the Stadium are met, by payment of pledges coming due. The Chancellor and Irving Hill will consult with Pond and Pond, noted as architects of the Michigan Union, and also with Professor Goldsmith from Washington. The union building plans. Pond and Pond will act as the consulting architects. When a satisfactory agreement is reached this special committee will report the results back to the council for action, possibly this month. WIRE FLASHES A vote of thanks was given to J. E. McPherson, B. A. 98 of Kansas City, for his work in assisting the treasury with a detailed survey and report. Chancellor Lindley, Irving Hill, Thornton Coorts, W. J. Baumpartner, T. J. Sweeney and Dr. Allen, all members of the Executive Committee were present at the meeting which was held at the Eldridge Hotel last even- New York—Three prisoners in the custody of New York detectives, two of whom are en route from Savannah, Georgia today were expected to reveal methods crooks used to rob Wall Street banks and houses of vast sums of money. Luxington, Neb. May 11—A tornado swept near here during the night, causing thousands of dollars of property damage and injuring five persons. The tornado that struck Harrison was found injured after they had been missing for several hours. Houston, Texas, May 11- Four per sons were drowned by water waters in south Texas in the last twenty-four hours, reports here said today. The three prisoners in custody are under arrest in connection with the theft of $500,000 worth of Liberty funds. Chase National Bank banked April 17. High Union officials under arrest will be prosecuted under charges of assisting to riot in a reign of terror that resulted in loss of life. Chicago, May 11—Three hundred men, packing the city jail, were in custody in connection with the labor-war killing of two policemen. It is believed that the men who did the actual killing were merely hitlings of those higher up who are trying to defeat the Landisch ward. Rewards totalling 800,000 for arrest of the slayers are offered. Two small children of Mr. and Mrs. Noack were drowned at Winster's Woody Hanks and Boss Patterson negroes, were drowned in the Brazos Simmerin, while trying to give them a chance to reinforce the Santa Fe railroad station. The Physical Education club held their first regular meeting at the home of Dr. Nalshim yesterday in the gymnasium of the club. A picnic lunchroom was served at the supper hour. The officers elected are: president, Jessie Martindale; vice-president; Mary Martindale; treasurer and secretary, Earl Endacott. Katherine Bell, fa'23, spent the week end at her home in Cottonwood Falls. Year Ago,4.000 Enthusiasts Demolished The Old Stands And Feasted On Burned Mea All bodies were recovered. What were you doing one year ago yesterday. Thinking of quiz-time and wishing you had some more money? Possibly. It's more likely, never that you were nursing a baby; that's a tenderly of your calloused hands, and cleaning the last layers of Stadium mud from your boots and oxford. Dinner was ready to serve long before noon and the girls, many of them with sandwich filling staining their gingham aprons, left the gymnasium to inspect the cooking of the meat, and to marvel at the changed appearance of the bleachers. In one hour and eighteen minutes to the dot the Meanwhile at the southwest corner of the McCook Field, a barbecue was sending smoke and savory odors to the sky which had but recently cleared. There you have it - Stadium Day! Early in the morning, the students are gathered in two immense groups, gathered on both sides of the floor, previously arranged companies, began the work at McCook Field of tearing down the bleachers and piling the lumber. The girls assembled in Robinson Olympium, and their enger were playing the football pitches, deviled eggs, and filled hurgers with things good to eat. MORE TEACHERS ARE PLACED During the afternoon a big snake dance was staged to the great elaboration of the Stadium Holiday visitors and the Pathie camera man. An outdoor convection was held, at which loaders of the Stadium Drive and stealth motile visitors, spoke. Then the final creeping event of the day. Department of Education Announces Balance of List The balance of the list of seniors in the department of education, who are going to teach next year, has been announced by the K. U. teacher's employment bureau. The first and last job was printed in Monday's Kaanan. Then according to report, "four thousand enthusiasts clad in two thousand pairs of overalls and two thousand gingham dresses pounded lustily on four thousand paper plates with four thousand tin spoons and were immediately served with four thousand dinners." Among the list announced today are: one high school superintendent, one high school principal, and two teachers to go teach in colleges next year. bleachers had been demolished, Section B being the first to go. The general work of cleaning up the debris was carried on until noon. Pennsylvania Starts Broadcast casting For Country People The additional list of ten follows: Bernice Dary, Kincaid; Principal; Paul Yoder, Kentucky, College Science; Henry Taylor, College of Emporia; Physiology; Arcia Glad, LaCynge; Superintendent; Mary Robb, Junction City; English and Journalism; E. F. Warren; Parsons, Coehler; Cochae Marion; Dorado, Eng and Dram; Art; Nadine Dorado, Eng and Spanish; Jenny Gleidonmiddleton, Ottawa; English; Laura Harkrauter, El Dorado, Home Ecum. Chancellor Ilynday, cad in overally, guided the pavilion the field in a straight line north and south, thus the first soi for the new Stadium. RADIO SERVICE IN EAST Harrisburg, Pa., May 11. (United Press)-A daily radio broadcasting service for the farmers of Pennsylvania, which will include Pennsylvania market reports and other agricultural information has been planned Pennsylvania Department of Agriculture and the Pennsylvania State Police. Cercle Francaise Holds Election For Officers The service will be instituted sometime this month and will continue throughout the year. General plans for this service were arranged at a conference between Secretary of Agriculture Fred Rasmussen and Mayor Lynn G. Adams, Superintendent of the State Police. "This broadcasting service will prove of tremendous value," said Secretary Rasmusen. "It will prevent our farmers from rushing their products to markets that are glotted, will prevent the farmers from knowing it is the greatest demand for their products, and will generally aid in solving marketing problems." The Pempsylvania State Police now have installed at Harrisburg a radio broadcasting station that is one of the most powerful in the Unit d States. The station will, each evening at a specified time, broadcast agrie- nting information throughout this and adjoining states which will be of value to the farmers. At the last meeting of the Circle Francise in room 305, Fraser, the following officers were elected for next year: Catherine Gard, president; Vera Krebble, vice-president; and Anna Striker, secretary and treasurer. Prof. Elise Neuen Schwander gn. a short talk on her early experiences teaching school in the west, shortly after coming over to this country from France. Light refreshments were served. Today the new Stadium stands on the old field. Its bleachers run north and south, and its wood has been replaced by concrete. Its field is better than ever, and its running track is a thing of marvelous foundation. Soon the entire structure will be completed and then——. Two Numbers Written by University Instructor Given at Fort Scott Prof. C. S. Skilton, of the School of Fine Arts, has returned from Fort Scott where he attended the third annual convention and biennial musical festival of the Kansas Federation of Music Clubs. Two of Professor Skilton's compositions were performed at the festival. His chorec for women's voices "Midnight" was awarded a competition. This composition is based on an account by James Russell Lowell and was completed about two summers ago. WORK OF PROFESSOR SKILTON IN FESTIVAL "The Wilch's Daughter" was presented by a chorus of 200 singers on orchestra from Pittsburgh, Coffeeville Parsons, INdependence, Kansas City Wichita, and Port Scott, under the direction of Walter McCray of Pittsburgh, INdependence, Kansas City son, soprano, of Detroit, and Herb Rigby, gobert, of Chicago. In regard Parsons, Independence, Kansas City Star said, "The work made a profound impression. The musical setting is beautiful; the voice a leaping upward in sharpness." On orchestra suggests the superstitious shudders of early New England." The inspiration for this production is strangely interesting. Professr Skilton read the "Witch's Daughter" in Munro's sixth reader as a boy in school. The cruelty of the villagers who scorned the girl after burning his mother was one he wanted a subject for his choral work he recalled Whittier's tale of love and witchcraft and found it quite modern enough for his needs. University Musicians Give Concert at Topeka With K. U. colors flying from the motor cars the University band left Fraser Hall at 1 o'clock this afternoon heading the musical organization parade to Topeka where the band, orchestra, women's wee club, and the men's club gave a concert in the Topeka high school auditorium for as many as the auditorium could accommodate. Topeka people have been vocalizations from the University and it is probable that crowds of people heard the concert given by the four musical organizations. Dr. Frank Strong is smiling broadly these days. He is the proud possessor of his first grandson, born Tuesday morning, May 10 in Ibiza, New York. His brothers and sisters are, both graduates of the University of Kanaa, of the classes of 153 and 157 respectively. Mrs. Clanson was formerly Miss Ellyn Strong. The forty-five cars and one truck used to transport the students and their instruments were generously provided by the Lawrence University mercure and Rotary Club of Lawrence. Hershey Washington, LL. B., A- '21, of Wichita, returned last night, and is visiting old friends on the Hill today. TEAM LEAVES TONIGHT ON "TIGERVILLE" TRIP Coach Clark's Squad To Play Two Games With Missouri RODY MAY START GAMES Beatings By Frosh Does Not Mean Varsity Has Weakened Coach "Pots"? Clark's baseball squad will leave for "Tigerville" tighten at 8:05 o'clock on the Union Pacific. The men will arrive in Columba Friday morning and will play omorrow and Saturday afternoons. They will get back to Lawrence Sunday. The twelve men who have made the other trips will go to Columbia. Coach Clark said that Roy would probably start as pitcher and Franzer as catcher. Joe Boyd, who was unable to play in a week's games, will win the position. Stephanie Trimp, who has been playing this position, will play in the outfield. Kansas is going to Columbia determined to win both of the games. "The Varsity has been playing against the freshmen this week and have been playing good ball," Coach Clark said, Last night the freshmen beat the Varsity 2 to 0. Minetree pitched a very good game for the freshmen. The fact that the frosh have administered two beattails to the varsity in as many days does not detract in the least from the prospects of two victories over the ancient foe. The year, it is an established aggression, and it is an established fail of a fall from the more experienced regulars is their ambition. In last night's contest the varsity lacked the fight and interest they show intermolecular games. The freshmen were fighting for every score that could be pushed over the plate, while their older opponents seemingly looked forward to a little frolic with novices. Tomorrow's course at pith Boomer's cobbles playing in the usual brilliant and scintillating manner. If the K. U. diamond can come up to expectations, two victories over the Tigers will be the answer. Washington is leading the Missouri Valley standing with only one defeat and seven notches cut in the "w" column. Nebraska splash even with the Pikers last week in two closely-counted games of the national pastime. Kansas is running a close race for first honors with six entries on the right side of the ledger and two in the red. Two triumphs over the proteges of Coach Smith and a loss by the Pikers will place Kansas on top of the percentage standing. Kansas was meeting in third place and Oklahoma holds the last lureurs of the first division. The K. U. squand in the best of condition for the crucial series. Pierce in right field has been improving in his fIELDING, and has been swinging his bifieldage from the portside with this bifieldage in this week's practices. Custer, Loebner, Bloomer, and Staplin have been cloning the ball with their usual ability, Boyd, who has slumped in his hitting, of late, is due to about hit his stride in the Missouri games. He is a natural hitter and has a keen eye at the ball, which he has increased to his average of last year. Boyd has played fast baseball at times, but has not been as consistent in his playing as he is capable of displaying. Frazier, although a little weak with the stick, is a hard man to pitch to, and is a player with a strong body. Body, who start the first game, has been having a little trouble with his arm. The recent warm weather has brought out a kinks, and he is primed to turn in his first victory of the season tomorrow. Roy was one of the mainstars on the pitching staff last season, and the second contest with Captain Bloomer ready to take the relief role in either game. A. E. Bettie of the Kansas City Light and Power Company will speak at a joint meeting of the American Society of Mechanical Engineers and the American Institute of Electrical Engineers this evening on the subjects of "How the Kansas City Electrical Plant was Installed." Since this is to be the last meeting of the year for both societies a business session will be held by each after the joint meeting. The attend- ing all numbers is desired. The electricals will choose officers for next year.