THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the Universi of Kansas subscription price $2.50 in advance for the first nine months of the academic year; $2.00 for one semester; 54 a month, 16 cents a week. Published in the afternoon five times a week by students in the department on Journalism of the University of Texas Press. Covered issues of the Department of Journalism Address all communication to THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas Phones, K. U. 25 and 66 EDITORIAL STAFF The Daily Kannan asks to paint a portrait of the University of Kannan, to go for a tour by scanning for the idents who wrote to be chased; to be cheerful to be seen; to make others move more serious problems serve to the host of his ability the day before. Editor-in-Chair Kublaia Dougherty Associate Editor Gleck Schmitt Campus Editor Heidi Hibba Campus Editor Haven Dyer Sport Editor Hawkward Dyer Charlotte Editor Llewellyn White Pain Talo Editor Lewellyn White Exchange Editor Docres Rie Business Manager...Lloyd Ruppenthal Asst. Business Mgr...James Connolly Asst. Business Mgr...Conwell Carlson ROARD MEMBERS Joe Turtle Tom Hunt Oheater Shaw Pritzker Winger George Ravine Gregory Aveyard Tid Hudson Lettie Lenn Lettie Lee Armenia Kumblebejev Jacqueline Vilmorre Stanley Button III Martin Collins Caroline Dardenne Caroline Dardenne Barry Jones WEDNESDAY, MAY 10, 1022 HIGH SCHOOL COMMENCE MENT The home town paper has already carried several items regarding graduation next week at the home-town high school. Plains have been made for Baccalaureate and Commencement and the seniors will have a picnic and give a play. In fact next week is going to be a mighty important one for forty or fifty boys and girls and their families. Can you ever forget the thrill that came over you as you walked down the aisle to the front of the church that night with everybody in town watching you? Or how beautiful she looked as she sat beside you? The long speech may have seemed to last interminably but you did not mind that because discomfort was the price expected for being in the public eye. Monday night came the Junior-Senior banquet. Tuesday night came the senior play in which you faltered and stuttered in the role of a daring hero. Wednesday was the senior picnic and Thursday night Commencement, a night which you will never forget. The town seemed to resume its normal course Friday but for you there was the thought that you had to get ready to enter college in the fall. Lloyd George worried about the Reds—Headline. He ought to be, they're next to the cellar and even the Phillies can send them to this showers. A NEW GAME This University is a great place for play, but the most recent development in the way of a game or context is surely the last word. The name of it might be "[I] knock you down this time; you knock me down the next." The participants are the motoring members of the faculty on the one side, and the carowning members of the student body on the other. The game got under way about a month or more ago; and has been waging right merrily ever since. The students scored first, with a beautiful goal right in the middle of the intersection of the street at the top of the Fourteenth street hill. The professors, fighting bitterly from behind, finally tied the score last week with an equally beautiful goal on the very same spot that witnessed the students' triumph. Oh, it's a great game. Get yourself a flivver and get in it! THE BOYS OF THIS COUNTRY Among the many demonstrations being made these days by one argyried group or another there is the spice of interest in the boys' parades which are being staged all over the country in connection with the national boys's week. In the rush of sizing their own rights the grownuts are apt to forget that boys have grievances and indictments against the adult population which seldom get a hearing. The statement that "boys are the fathers of tomorrow" is one of the oldest of maxims and is paid attention to proportionately. Nevertheless it is a maxim which is still doing business and the idea which the boy's week is fostering an in indication that the country is becoming aware of the fact. The status of the small boy has been all too often in the past that of a sort outlaw, tolerated but under suspicion. In the smaller towns where there were no public playgrounds he sought amusement where he might and his undirected感兴趣 led him into paths frowned upon by his elders. Now it seems that he is at last come into his own. He is permitted to parade and make demonstrations for his rights, and the grown-up show signs of admitting that he has rights of some sort. In this day there is a vast deal of troubles among the grown-ups of the world and it seems chiefly due to the seething discontent of unrestricted masses. By recognizing the problems of boyhood and taching him to live, is it not a means towards preventing our country from acquiring the troubles of Europe. A Kansas news item was heads "Dairns has old text book." Hunt! w patronize the book exchange too. WOMEN FOR WOMEN At seven colleges for women in Japan, China, India and they are daily turning away would-be students for want of room. The movement that has put the ballet in the hands of the women of America is but one phase of an effort for social, political, and intellectual enfranchisement that enriches the globe. Even in lands where the people endure the extremes of penny and famine, there is recognition of the fact that the mind, as well as the body, must have daily bread. There is a passion for learning on the part of those who neither have enough to eat nor know where to lay their heads. Philadelphia women, organized by leaders in our churches, inspired by the conceived effort of Mrs. Peabody of Boston, have generously risen to their part in the creation of a fund whereby the colleges for women in the Orient shall be able to continue a work that is indispensable for civilization. The gift of money for the maintenance of these schools is more far-reaching than a dole for temporal necessities. It supplies not the palliative satisfaction of the moment's physical craving but the permanent benefit of an education. The training is something that no viceside-of life can take away. It will be a lasting satisfaction to those who have assembled to hudd up the hands of those directing this mobile enterprise to feel that they have made an investment in character which will never cease to yield a man- told return -Philadelphia Ledger. Plain Tales from the Hill The days of town lot bushkill have returned with the annual Pan-Hellenic tournament which has just started. Every evening there will be a couple of games, if you could call them that, out on the pasture. Days of boyhood come back when over the fence was out! Yesterday, the Betas handed the Kappa Sigs a 23 to 13 beating in a real thirtieth. Whenever the betas had to use the mobbaby would hammer the single on the barbed wire fence. You had to place them. For the empire rupee that over the fence this size of the big post you got two bases and on the other side you got as many as you could get. Stealing home was one for me, and all three to one for one, an overthrow. But it's great sport. And even Babs Ruth would but his eyes if he could see some of the shoe-stirring hoots. The Sig Alga took the Tauu into camp in a one-sided affair, 15 to 2. Shades of the one ole cat we used and the other ole car we called me in to support! In order to create better acquaintances among classmates and teachers, the University of Michigan Union has been thrown open for any meeting of a class. Because there are no matters of common interest can be discussed, and the professor, probably in a gonial after-dinner mood and unencumbered by any thought of classroom discipline, may be found to be an oracle and delightful companion. Official Daily University Bulletin COLLEGE GROUP COMMITTEE: The Committee on the Revision of the Group System of the College will meet at 3:30 Thursday, in the office of the Dean, 104 Fraser Hall. Volume 1. MAY 10 1922 Copy received by Florence E. Bliss, Editor, Chancellor's Office No. 31 The Committee on State Fair Exhibit will meet at 4:30 Thursday in the Publicity Office, Journalism Building. W. A. D., Chairman. STATE FAIR EXHIBIT COMMITTEE: A meeting of the Commencement Committee on Alumni Registration is hereby called for 4:30P FRIDAY, in Room 203, East Administration Building. Songs From The Hill Now I will write another love song. And it shall be the last, FRIDAY: Love Song A song of illac buds that never bloomed, J. G. Brandt, Dean. And moonrise watched and past. Now I will find a wind to be my music. And make an obligate of the rain, And sing my song. Heart, be content with singing! Once an old apple tree sprang into bloom Love will not come again! All of a sudden, on a warm. April night. When the sun went down he left it scarecely touched with Spring, The neighbors spoke about it when they met at marketing, But the moon found it radiant, in white. "I see there's blossoms on your tree today. The hot sun's brought them out, 'nope. It's queer. Are the Engineers week? —The Daily Nebraskan. But a little girl was there who knew why it bloomed. Now ain't it! how it blooms so quick that wav." She had read about it in an old fairy tale. A princess in disguise is always waked by a kiss. A new bill now being proposed for the next session of the Legislature should be of special interest to students since it involves compulsory physical education in all schools in Kansas. The provisions are: Student's Health Code 1. After September 1, 1923 every child in the public schools must have a physical examination after a standard form, this examination to be a matter of record and filled with his scholastic records. Northwest University has a rule prohibiting its men students from spending more than six dollars on a meal and three dollars on an informal one. Margaret Larkin. 2. No treatment or medical advice to be given by the school physician. 3. After September 1, 1924 physical education shall be provided in every school as provided by the State Department of Public Instruction through a state supervisor of health and physical education. 4. After September 1, 1926 a teacher may be certificated who has not passed an examination in a prescribed course in Physical Education. re the Engineers week? The Engineers are working 6. Every teacher and school employ is to pass yearly physical examination to determine freedom from communicable diseases. 5. After September 1, 1924 every Normal School and teacher's training department must provide these specific courses. The Engineers are working And for Fame they truly seek; But there's one thing we are wonder For the fourth time in as many years the class of "22 has won the prize loving cup offered for the best performance at the Nebraska Wesleyan university. A similar bill is pending in Congress at this time and if passed will make physical education compulsory for the entire country. We sincerely hope that what the Michigan Daily forecasts will never come to pass. In the column headed, the Telescope, they prophecy, "The next thing we expect to see is a headline in the "Podunk Gazezer" or the "Oskoksh B'Gosh" stating that "COLLEGE YOUTHS KILL TWELVE HORSES TO GET HORSESHOES FOR QUOT MATCHES." The star-gazing course as offered at the University of Washington is very popular AT THIS TIME of year. On Other Hills Jayhawks Flown Mr. and Mrs. Jery Beauty are a living in Yonkers. We were ye ed. a humorist, he is not he, he would repeat the jolly question so often propped behind the footlight on the front before, to wily, viz., "What are Yonkers?" John P. Caffrey, A.B.17, and wife are among those expected to be seen "tripping the light fantasie" for the speakers are over. Ah, there Jack! Mrs. and Mrs, James E. (Bloody) Jones, A.R.17, and Miss Viola Jones, Mus. B. 17, are table for their work. their Joe Lamer, B. S. 20 say the mere thought of the dinner is like vitreous to them. the Joneses. Come one, come all. Vie Lamer. A B. '15 and his brp- Eleanor Houston is helping stage the intellectual lectures and musical concerts at the Town Hall these days. It is through the courtesy of Russell Whitman, A. B. '98, publisher of the N. Y. Commercial, that this arm. ber of the Gally Kanan appears in print instead of being typewritten. Editors are always asked to head the subscript list, eh, Russell 7? Miss Ethel Chakley is connected with the Mission Society on Bleeker Street. Even our Gotham needs Kansan missionary work, it seems. Warren Blazier, of the Western Electric, is trying to popularize a new slang phrase, "I'll broadcast it!" He also said he'll tell the world, "Cover Warren." Gally Kaanan people in Columbia University neighborhood; Fernando Bermolio, '21; Miss Carolte Morrison; Grace Gates, '23; Mary Grace and Mary O. A., '21 Pinky Wingert, our popular movie publicity man, offered a Fatty Arnuckle film to the entertainment committee in exchange for a ticket, but the mercenary committee repudiated him. Hugh Marshall is back near Broadway again after another year at K. U. Can't keep 'em down on the farm We've seen the White Lights, We've seen the Blue Lights, Joe Daniels, A. B. '20, is enrolled at Columbia. A denom for educational punishment is Joe. Honor Eagles, B. S., 20, brought in a bushel of potatoes this week for his subscription to the Gaily Kansan Come again, Homer. H. W. Humble, after professoring in our own School of Law, is teaching Blackstone to the Brooklynites. From the frying pan to the fire, we think. Horb Flint, A. B. '14, the well known Communist, is said to be working night and day. Oh, you double lifers! Miss Marie Scaly, A. B. '14, challenges all comers to a challenge hike. She specializes in finding Long Island lakes. Mr. and Mrs. Ephrima Sorenson, A and M.Bus 14/5, are living in Brooklyn. If Ye Ed's memory is correct they will be playing the basketball hall court for old K. U. Miss Mihan Mitchell, the lady Barnum, is rumored to be trying to sell a eloquence of Hylan to the N. Y. Nothing our Hannah wont attempt. Mrs. C. O. Normelli, A. B. 12, remembered Edith Bideau at the May Fete7) who is now a concert singer here Miss Cara Nigg, A. B. 21, is re-committed. Gilbert Clayton, A. B. 15, is a wise newspaper man. He's on the United Press on the business side. Vic Larson, the veteran cheer leader, is expected to lead us in old Rock Chalk Friday night. Harry Kemp has been crowned King of Greenwich Village, the gossip about town has it. Raymond A. Schweiger (professor on leave) was one of the first to greet Chancellor Lindley at the Maastricht University where he a 4 TK, U. Comp., "professor?" Dr. Dean Foster, A.B.96, is president of our little society. All Want advertisements are cash. 15 Five inquiries 60 cents. Over 15 Words cents. three inquiries 90 cents. No words. three inquiries 90 cents. No words. must always accompany want advertisement. Harlan Thompson is writing a number of plays and stories etra Send the Gaily Kansan a contribution Harlan. Lost: Jeweled K. U. Pin. Reward, Phone 2839 Blue. 148-5-397. Bob Shannon, the moving picture scenarium, attended the K. C. Star dinner Tuesday as an appetizer to our affair. WANT ADS OST—Black notebook, size No. 6, contains notes on semester's ork, Call D. G. Hobart. 994. Reward. 149-2-40 OR SALE—Dress suit, excellent condition, size 36, $15.00. Call 149-278 White after seven, 149-287 LOST—Gamma Phi Beta sorority pin. Call Georgia Frances. 258. 149-2-399 O RENT—Rooms for Summer School. Modern including sleeping porch. Moderate price. Call Floyd Shields. 1884. 149-2-40 PROFESSIONAL CARDS DR. J. R. PAYNE (Exonistist) Pra- tech, and surgical Lameness of the mouth. 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No. 1, or telephone 1018. 1018. THE REXALL STORE Eastman Kodaks L. E. Waterman and Conklin Fountain Pens 847 Mass. St. Leather Programs Card Cases New Line Just Received Thesis Binding, Engraved Cards A. G. ALRICH 736 Mass. St. Printing Miss Florentine Hachbusch, A. '10, is social servicing at Chester, J. Y. Dana Gatlin, A. B.'05, is boosting the circulation of Hearst's Cosmopolitan. Chauneen Hunter, A. B. 17, this aggressive suit and cloak merchant of Mt. Vernon, expects to be there when Hunter now an adopte Jayhawk. John Shen, A. B. '10, owner of the Greenwich Own-owner-H one m movement, says he and Della Popper, a kid at the circus during the dinner. MAY 12 Call on Mr. and Mrs. Ciret Dietrich, Mus. B, '18 and 20, co-companies of "Everything That" Bad for Me I Want," and "La La Lee," for samples of their latest. Mrs. dietrich was Helen Jenka. Mr. and Mrs. L. I. G. Geisler (Ger- trude Blackmar, A. B. '11) of Seu- Cliff, L. I, are expected to bring a message from Dean Blackmar. Tneve Gib! (Big Event!) Ti rof Hctaw. (Watch for it) Announcement in tomorrow's Kansan Obet's KIDS PROOF MOTORCYCLES Have you bought your Jayhawker See Cap Garvin or Ted Hudson "GIFTS THAT LAST" We Like to Do Little Jobs of Repairing Gustafson The College Jeweler The straw hat season is just opening. Buy yours at PECKHAMS (S) .