THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University of Kansas Subscription price $2.50 in advance for the first nine months of the academic year; $2.00 for one semester; 50 cents a month; 15 cents a week. entered as second-class mail matter September 17, 1810, at the post office at Lawrence, Kansas, under the act of March 3, 1879. Published in the afternoon five times a week by students in the journalism of the University of Kansas, the press of the Department of Journalism. Address all communication to THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas Phones, K. U. 25 and 66 The Daily Kannan aims to piti- es University of Kanmani, to go furnish- her by standing for the dana- em of the university, to be cien- vesites; to be clean; to be cleanl- ers; to leave more time pro- service to the head faculty in the University. EDITORIAL STAFF Editor-In-Chief ... Eulaida Doughey Associate Editor ... Marion Shipley Campus Editor ... Ben Ibens Sport Editor ... Raymond Raschke Editorial Editor ... Chris Creason Plain Tales Editor ... Liewelwin White Vauentil ... Dolca Rosn Editor-in-Chief ... Dolca Rosn BUSINESS STAFF Business Manager—Lloyd Ruppett Aasst. Business Mgr.—James Connelly Aasst. Business Mgr.—Conwell Carlson BOARD MEMBERS Joe Turner Altona Rumberger Joseph Pleason Michael Mueller Simon McIntosh Philips Wingett Stuart Dutton Hill George McVeay George McVeay Clare Forgison Don Looggs Lucie Loch Larley Day Louie Leach Terry Jolene FEEDERS FOR K. U. TUESDAY, MAY 9, 1922. The recognition of the junior college over the state by this university is one of the greatest advances in the co-ordination of the educational system of this state, that has occurred in recent years. Many young people who could not afford to come for four years to the university will have the advantage of obtaining the first two years of their college course in or near their own home towns. Those who survive the first two years will have the strongest induction to attend the state university. Thus from these schools will come only the better students and more earnest workers, aiding the university greatly in the weeding out process which must always go on among the undergraduate classes. The objection might be raised that students coming from these schools in their junior year will not be able to enter into the school life as well as a four-year student. To what extent this will be true is not easily ascertainable but it is probable that the most of such students will come here with the idea that study is the primary object in a university course. No university has ever been harmed by an influx of this type of student. It only remains for the University Senate to keep careful watch upon the standards of the junior colleges recognized and see that they do not fall below our own standards. How brave these English husbands must be! Lord Astor has ordered the Lady "to stay at home." Another "Sheik" maybe? "THE WONDER GIRL" Miss Eugene Dennis, of Atchison, deserves a great deal of praise. There are so many fakirs, pretenders, and unscrupulous people doing the sort of thing that she is doing, it is refreshing to say the least to find one who really is sincerne. The others who attempt clairvoyance, spiritual seances, and prophecies so often have to lie to save their reputation. Many people think there is no truth at all in their profession. But this young girl has proved the possibilities, of his man mind-reading. For one thing, the girl doesn't claim to be inifiable. Not many others in her line have ever admitted this. She is, on the other hand doing good. People ask her questions, and she answers them. In Omaha she was ninety percent perfect on future questions which have recently been answered, and ninety-five percent perfect on the recovery of lost jewels. She says she just sees pictures of the things asked her. For the work she has already done, she deserves credit. It has all been done in simplicity, all out in the open with no mystery about it. That is the best part of her work. It is sincere. The authenticity of the results from the answers she has given to her hundreds of questions can not be doubted. Therefore, a little lauding is due her Official Daily University Bulletin No.30. ARTS GRADUATING RECITAL Volume 1. Copy received by Florence E. Bliss, Editor, Chancellor's Office FINAL RELEASED BOWTIE RECITATION Myra Sue Mackenzie Haskin, pianist, will give their grand recital at 8:29 Tonight in Fraser Chapel. The public is invited, and the audience can request refreshments. R. O. T. C. DRILL : R. O. T. C. DRILL: All members of the R. O. T. C. who can possibly do so will report for drill from 3:30 to 5:30 Wednesdays in preparation for field day, May 24. Maj. H. D. Burdick, Commandant. WOMEN'S GLEE CLUB REHEARSAL: WOMEN'S GLEE CLUB KIMBERLEY There will be a rehearsal of the Women's Glee Club at 7:30 Wednesday in Room 10, Central Administration Building. All members must be present. Those not present will not be taken on the trip. Rena Lazelle, Director. MEN'S GLEE CLUB REHEARSAL: The regular rehearsal of 8 fbb Men's Glee Club will be held at 7:30 Wednesday in Central Administration Building. H. L. Butler, Dean. ORCHESTRA REHEARSAL: OCTOBER 26, 2014 GREETINGS ARE HAPPY! His name is called for 3:30 Wednesday in Fraser Chapel. Very important. This is rehearsal for the concert in Tupelo Thursday. Thank you. MEMORIAL CORPORATION EXECUTIVE COMMITTEE: MEMORIAL CORPORATION EXECUTIVE COMMITTEE: There will be a meeting of the Executive Committee of the Memorial Corporation at 6 o'clock Wednesday at the Eldridge House. Alfred C. Hill, Secretary BIOCHEMISTRY AND PHARMACY EXAMINATION; SPRING HOUSE CLEANING Alfred G. Hill, Secretary. Spring is fatal to cobwebs, out of the way corners, closets, basements, and in fact, dirt of any description. People are like that; they like to pile in the corner what they used yesterday. An examination for the removal of conditions in Biochemistry 59 and Introductory Pharmacy and Materia Medica 1 (Prescription Writing) will be given at 2:30 Monday, May 15th, in Room 265, Chemistry Building. C. F. Nelson, Head of Department. But in the spring something grips at the homevies' heart. The giles in the corners and the colwabs are rose to her. Everything feels 1. All applicants for marriage certificates shall present certificates of medical inspection, dated within the previous two weeks, stating that the applicant is free from inheritable or communicable defects. A new bill which affects the health of the coming generation is being proposed by the Children's Code Commission of Kansas. The bill provides for clammy. She shadders when she walks over the rugs. In many cases the house is spick and span from top to bottom. But that Jones boy across the street is beating his mother's rugs. Mrs. Jones is going around with a white towel over her head. Then "Mrs. Average House Wife" begins to see imaginary cobwebs. The very spring air is contaminated with dark, smelly, dead air. And the average youngster misses a month, he thinks of baseball or whatnot because he doesn't know the laws of suggests Student's Health Code He does have an imagination though. Every time he swings viciously with the rug beater he hears tens of thousands of voices cheering him, and he sees a small white baseball go floating over the distant fence. Occasionally a puff of white dry dirt from the rug brings him to his senses. Spring house cleaning is a blessing, whether it is needed or not. It is good exercise. We get tired of seeing that picture in the same place. It looks like a new picture if it is changed from its place over the piano to a wall space where the plaster is cracked. The white spot on the wall doesn't look half as bad as the crack in the plaster. The Victoria-h has been in one corner so long is seems as if it is fastened there. We actually have a regular concert when we find it changed; otherwise, it wouldn't have been played at all. The smell of the furniture polish is more than refreshing. Above all, the house is clean for another year. Life is worth living after all. communicable defects. 2. Intent to marry shall be published in daily paper for 10 days, or in two consecutive weekly papers. So called "publishing the bana." 3. No girl under 16 or boy under 18 may marry with anyone's consent. 4. Either of her advisors愿么 be waived by Court Surpt. of Schools and Probate Judge all agree that circumstances warrant such procedure. Aher Hobson, A. B, 13, (broadcast by the N. Y. Times as Prof. Aher Hobbs, is teaching agriculture on Manhattan Island. Why not deep seas in Eudora. We inform humor- Songs From The Hill Ode to Spring—and All That Er—Spring! You perfectly priceless old thing! I'm frightfully bucked at the signs that one sees; The jolly old sap in the topping old trees; The priceless old lilac, and that sort of fruit; It joly well cheer a fellow up, does it not? It's so fearfully bright; So amazingly right; And one feels as one feels if one got rather tight. There's a ting in the air, If I can grow what I mean, And the grass, as it were, Is so frightfully green. We shall soon have the jolly old bee on the wing—Er—Spring. Old fruit! You've given old Winter the boot. The voice of the tailor is heard in the land (I wonder what my rotten credit will stand?) And you birds and the flowrs' (but especially the "birds")) Will be looking too perfect priceless for words. We shall have to get stocks Of new ties and new socks, And of course we must alter the jolly old clocks; So you young fellow's fancy Turns not really towards The river and Nancie, Or Betty and Lord's. In fact—as I said—you're a priceless old thing—Er—Spring. Old bean! It's—well, it's—you know what I mean. It's time I was oiling the jolly old bat, So itting a long story short, and all that. The theme of this jolly old song that I sing In—er—jolly old Spring! THOMAS ELECTRIC SHOE SHOP. Rubber heels in 10 minutes any time. 1017g Mass. BULLOCK PRINTING COMPANY. Stationery-printing of all kinds Rowersock Bldg. WANT ADS LAWRENCE OPTIMERATE COMPANY (Exclusive Optomotortes) Eye examn; glases A6A2 M4A2 M6A2 INTERNAL ENTRY NNLEVEL. MAKE 1299 OHone Phone 1031 PROFESSIONAL CARDS All Want advertisements are cash. 1 All want partitions. Five inverts 50 cents. Over 15 words 50 cents. Three inverts 50 cents. Three inverts 50 cents. No want ad inserted for the company. No want ad informed to accompany want ad. Lost: Jeweled K. U. Pin. Reward. Phone 2639 Blue. 146-2-397 LOST - Tempest fountain pen with clip broken, between Gym and Bricks. Call 2392 Black. 146-2-394 WANTED - To rent small garage near campus. Address JM e-o Kansas Business Office. 146-2-396 LOST - Alpha Delta Pi pin somewhere on campus or near house. Finder call 200. Reward. 146-2-396 Dr. Ornelau, Specialist, Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat. All Glass work guaranteed. Phone 445. Dick Building adv. DALE PRINTING COMPANY. First class work. Prices reasonable. Phone 225. 1027 Mass. Street. DR. J. R. PAYNE (Zexonotol) Pre- cision laparoscopic surgical Lesions of the mouth. Gas-Oxygen and Adduction Procedure 267-288. Perkins Bldg. Anesthesia 267-288. CHIROPRACTOR$ CHIROPACTORAS DRS, WELCH AND WELCH, CHIRO- PACTORAS, graduates of Palmer school. Phone 115. Office over Houk's DR. FLOREANCE BARROW, Osteopathe Phone 2327, 909% Mass. SL Miss Marjorie Ireson, L. R. A. M. (Licentiate Royal Academy of Music, London), pupil of Jacques Bouby, Bury, and others, in painting pansy and others, is opening a studio in Lawrence for singing pupils. Applications should be made at once. For particulars write care Mrs. S. F Kerry, R. F. D. No. 1, or telegram 137-5-1 MAY 12 Tneve Gib! Ti rof Hetaw. See tomorrow's Kansan "GIFTS THAT LAST" We Like to Do Little Jobs of Repairing Gustafson The College Jeweler RALPH W. WARD Florist FLOWER SHOP GREENHOUSES 931 Mass. St. 15th & Barker Ave. Lawrence, Kansas Telephone 621 Copyright 1922 Hart Schaffner & Marx STYLE YOU'RE SURE OF You want style that not only looks good at first but style that you know will look right after hard wear That requires fine quality and expert tailoring—the things you get here in Hart Schaffner & Marx clothes See the new sport clothes Four button sacks are good We have all the good ones PECKHAMS