THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University of Kangaa Subscription price $2.50 in advance for the first nine months of the academic year; $2.00 for one semester; 50 cents a month; 18 cents a week. Entered as second-class mail matter September 17, 1930, at the post office at Lawrence, Kansas, under the act of March 3, 1879. Published in the afternoon five times a week by students in the Department of Journalism of the University of Kansas, the press of the Department of Journalism. Address all communication to THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas Phones: K. J. 32, and 66 The Daily Kanean mills to pick up University of Kansas to go forward by standing for play to play no offers outsmart his ability to be the course to win. He has to come to whiten he leader. In all to the students of the University EDITORIAL STAFF Editor-in-Chief Edalua Dougherty Associate Editor Gale Schleifer Campus Editor Ben Hibbs Campus Editor Rayann Dyer Graphic Editor Charles Grassie Plain Tales Editor Liewald White Junior Editor John Emmett Editor Docia Ros Business Manager...Lloyd Ruppenthal Asst. Business Mgr...James Connally Asst. Business Mgr...Conwell Carlson BOARD MEMBERS Joe Turner Tom Brubaker Chester Shaw Phyllis Winters Winged George威利 George威利 Ted Hudson Ted Hudson Marc Larkin SORT OF A WELCOME FRIDAY, MAY 5, 1922: Of course Ye Editors understand that the keys to M. Orteland, if there are any keys, are yours. That goes without saying. Of course, too much of you are not strangers to the University of Kansas campus. We would like to believe some of you got your incentive, your inspiration, your "start", here. And the rest of you have visited us before, or at least you've heard so much about us that you surely feel acquainted with us.. So we're passing by the unsterotyped "make yourself at home" sort of welcome. While you are the guests of the University, the Kansan and the department of journalism feel that you are especially our guests. We're dressed up for the occasion over here, and we expect as we fear that you will give us a critical "once over." If you see anything you like about us, tell us. If you see anything you don't like, tell us that too. We used to it. And when you go home, if you can find it in you to say anything good about us there, do it, because, being embryo journalists, we're hounds for publicity. WILLIAM ALLEN WHITE Among all the honors to which he might lay claim, it is probable that William Allen White, above all others, would prefer be accredited a successful Kansas editor. And it is no small honor. Kansas editors, for the past fifty years and more, have been the composite voice through which that political idealism, that so-called puritanism of this state has been expressed. And among them all, Mr. White is the writer who has most successfully interpreted, to an outer world Kansas, with all the aspirations of its people, its stern puritanism and, paradoxically, the soft beauty of its rolling landscape. But William Allen White has been more than a voice for mere interpretation. He is a voice that leads, Kansas, ever since the bloody days preceding the Civil War, has been a perpetual battle ground upon which the proponents of new political ideals have striven. No man has fought more sincerely and courageously for the reforms he considered vital than this Kansas editor. Mr. White is a political idealist; but he is also a practical politician—a rare combination, and one that can never fail to leave a mark. But this editor is a many sided man. A study of his writings will reveal not merely the editor, the politician and the reformer. In addition to these we find the poet. Of course not in the technical form, but in the thought. The beauties of Kansas life, its peaceful serenity and the subtle appeal of its green mantled prairies, its glorious sunsets and wonders of springtime, he has brought home to the people of Kansas. He has made beauty for them. Songs From The Hill In Walt's Immortal Words! Breathes Kansas Ed. with soul s dead dead That never to himself hath said, "This is my own, M. y. E. A." Whose heart hath ne'er within hi flamed as blithely Lawrenceward he came To learn a few, and also play. If such there breathe, go mark him Melba Parker. For him no Who's Who raptures swell high grade his paper, clear his type, Black is his ink as he can sweep this, despite these assets got by pelf. The writhe, concentrating all in self, Shall forfeit right to all renown, Shall not forfeit right to renown, Go back to pi from whence he sprung, Unwep, unhonored, and unsau. This is William Allen White. He has grown and brondened with his state, and the names of both stand for something best expressed by the record of their accomplishments. WE TRY TO BE GOOD Well, Mr. Editor, you're going to have a day or so in which to look us over. Do you think you'll like us? Public opinion is a funny thing, as you who mold it know. And public opinion, where it occurs us four thousand-old students in the University of Kansas, is pretty active. That's only natural. These people of Kansas are making it possible for us to get a splendid education and they want results. Whenever anything happen they want the facts. And they don't always get them—straight! That's partly your fault Mr. Editor. There are a lot of good folks, even of the year of 1922, who think of college in terms of boll-bottom trousers and negligue street wear. Mention fraternities to some of them and they see poker sessions that last away into the morning and whisky bottles on the dressers. Last year a few things happened that we're trying to forget. Allowing for duplication, about thirty people were responsible for all of it—thirty people out of thirty-five hundred! Does the percentage run any better in your home town, Mr. Editor? And yet if you had believed some of the papers, there wasn't a clean thing on the campus. But we go to class and take exams and get degrees, just like all respectable folks. And some of us are really learning something—honest, we are. Why, for every miscreant that gets bounced we can show you a hundred successful grades—g o o d American citizens. Look us over, Mr. Editor. But be sure and get under the veneer. Because—no kidding—we try to be good. All the humor of the Hill, toda and yesterday, seems to have fown its origin at the Country Club gol links. For instance: Alfred G. "Scoop" Fill misses a fifteen inch put at the ninth and says things to himself that would disgrace the Alumni Magazine. Griff. Bonner of Topeka was taking some mean swings at the guttra percha and hitting them every once in awhile. Griff didn't miss a single hazard, and then came in claiming a 47. Bill Beck of the Holton Recorder was sporting a brand new pair of golf knickers, just off the shelf. He is also wearing an inner circle that they came from his brother Ed. on the Chicago Tribune. Maybe Ed took 'em in on a subscribe. Bogies and pars were things referred to in awe and trembling during yesterday's qualifying contest. Other unmentionable figures predominated. We discovered that the editorial chairs of this state are apparently very comfortable thrones and apt to encourage the development of superfluous amusements. I always am glad numd was some disastrous things to nicely starched golf shirts. Editors are funny men. They save the nation daily through their editorials; they say so themselves. They make the cub reporter to shake and tremble when the luckless creature enters their presence. Yet once a year they come up to Lawrence to sweat and cuss an explain and explain why she was an insignificant hit ball acted when they brutally bit it with a club. They act as though it was a serious matter. Aren't they funny? The Winning H. S. Editorial The subject given was "Why Go to College?" Thirty-one papers submitted editorials. In some cases the editorial to be submitted had been selected by an elimination contest in which editorials written by members of journalism and other classes were printed in the school paper. section of the winning editorial in the High School Newspaper contest was exceedingly difficult, according to members of the journalism faculty who wrote the article. As was to be expected, no editorial reaches perfection from the standpoint of either content or form, but the judges declare that the productions offered in the contest are highly creditable to the coming generation of Kansas editors. The winning editorial, which appeared in the High School Record at Columbus, follows: Why Go to College? Why Go to Concent. The greatly increased number of young men and women who have received college education in the past 10 years, out of production from which we are now suffering, has led to a decided depreciation in the commercial value of such an education. So many college graduates, especially young women, seem to believe that a college education is an open avenue to success. This has been said before. Then why is the National Bar Association of America trying, with every means at its newspaper, including unlimited newspaper publicity, to pass a law making a three years' work requirement for professions for the practice of law? Why because the untrained young man or woman, entering the field of law at this time, cannot hope to compete with the college student. There are enough college men to do the living profession for the man who has neither training nor experience. What is true of law is true of medicine and theology, and what is true of these professions is also true of architecture, engineering, journalism, and teaching. How can someone be professional or profession a boy or girl may choose, so it is one in which assurance, personality, a specialized training of any kind, and accurate knowledge, education will be of advantage to him. Kansan Krackles Uncle Sam ought to be able to recruit a regiment of mighty good soldiers from the K. U. School of Engineering. The Laws, of course, would work better in the Diplomatic Corps. These "Please" signs on the Campus always seem to go begging. Two columns of front page news stories and a long editorial in a metropolitan daily show the world prominence of K. U.'s "fighting intellectuals." He was a good editor and then he took up golf. No, visiting editors, our campus roads are not golf courses; although we admit the presence of tees on our thoroughfares, the holes are much too frequent. The "reason why" of so many golfing newspaper men in Kansas is explained by the scarcity of Sunday editions. Fraternity houses on the Hill will be full of personal journalism a few nights this week. Wonder if Chick Evans ever ran a country weekly? A New Jersey health inspector declares that gossip spreads disease. It's a wonder we didn't all die in our infancy then. Wonder what have been the alibis the past six weeks of these professors who are always complaining that conventions cut up their class periods so much that they don't have time enough to get over the work of the courses? College is an investment. When a student graduates from high school he has a talent or inclination along some line, a limited amount of training, and some (we will suppose) ability to earn. Some people are always in a hurry to realize. They want to capitalize their holdings so they will be willing to sell below par for cash. The wise man will invest four more years of his time, and the necessary amount of money in the development of his stock. The expenditure will pay if the stock is worth anything in the first place. Why go to college? Because culture and knowledge, which is power, are to be found there; because in the great works of science, university, that the life of past ages finds its application in the present. Why go to college? Some people go for the fun there is in it. This argument may not appeal to whoever pays the bills, but it is important. Four glorious years of preparation! College with all that it means. If the time were wasted—but then it isn't, not even the student's best efforts along this route will be worth it. Somehow it seems to complete youth which is, after all, a preparation. The Muncetus Record, an independent paper published on Thursday is owned by P. J. Cortelyou, a former student. Floyd H. Whiteside, a former student, is now advertising manager of the Fort Scott Tribune. R. A. Clyner, an old grade, with Burns Hegler, manages and edits both the Eldorado Times, and the Elidorado Republican. Jayhawks Flown The Chase County Leader, a bibwecky paper, has as his editor, James B. Austin, and as publisher W. C. Austin, both former students. A. E. Trimmar, editor and publisher of the Gove County Republican-Gazette is a K. U. man. C. M. Harger, formerly of the University faculty, is president of the Abilene Reflector. Amyee Applegate, A. B. 21, is reporting for the Wathema Times. C. W. Ryan, a former student, is editor and owner of the Times. William Allen White, a former student, and editor and publisher of the Emporia Gazette will be one of the speakers at the Editorial Association Session. The Harper Advocate is edited and published by Ray A. Reazin, an old grad. Chas, S. Sturdevan, a former student is editor and publisher of the Jacksonian. The Jacksonian is a re-paper and is published in Cinnatow. George G. Wood, editor and owner of the Eureka Herald is a former K. U. student. The Marquette Tribune is edited and published by A. R. Nordstrum, former student. Oscar S. Stauffer, editor and own- LAWRENCE RADIO CO., May and Pardee Come in and see our Grebe and Clapham-Eastham outfits, and hear them work. Radio Fans! We can sell you any make on the market. With City Plumbing Co. 1103 Mass. THE FAVORITE CAFE formerly Brick's Lunch, has opened under new management. Will specialize on first class meals and short orders at moderate prices. DEWS & HOKANSON, Pro proprietors Harry M. Young, Manager Opposite Fire Station and City Hall "We Serve The Best" er of the Peabody Gazette-Herald is a K. U. man. Harlow E. Tibbetts, a former student is one of the Tibbetts Publishing Co., who edit and publish the Blue Rapids Times. Ross E. Busenbark, a former student is editor and publisher of The People's Herald of Lyndon. Fred Ellsworth, A.B'21, is advertising manager of the Pratt Union. WANT ADS W. Y. 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