THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
Official student paper of the University
of Kansas
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Entered on second-class mail matter September 17, 2014, at the post office at Lawrence, Kansas, under the act of March 1, 1879
Published in the afternoon five times a week by students in the Department of Journalism, the Press of Kansas, (from the press of the Department of Journalism
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EDITORIAL STAFF
gouter In Chief Eutalia Doughthee
Associate Editor Glick Sharp
Canonian Editor Ren Hibb
Sharp Editor Ravik Chakra
Charles Grenson
Form Tales Editor Lloydwain White
Ditmar Editor Declan
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Form Tales Editor Lloydwain White
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THE LAST SOUR OWL
WEDNESDAY, MAY 3, 1922.
The last Sour Owl of the year has been announced for Friday. The University's humorous publication is going to make its final flight before the critical eyes of the assembled editors of Kansas. We wish it lick!
The Sour Owl has operated very creditably under extreme difficulties this year. The usual fight to find and put to work the very plentiful but reluctant talent of the University has had to be carried on all through the year by the few men who sponsor the Owl. This talent has been well centralized in the issues that have appeared, but the limit of possibilities for such a publication at Kansas has no where been reached.
Meanwhile, we look forward with interest to the coming issue, which, by the way, is the "Girl Numeror." We sincerely hope that this final effort of this year's Owl staff will merit a hearty welcome from the student body.
It is intimated by those who were close to the Owl this year that a change is imminent. Practically, a school where such a publication appears has a different and more efficient arrangement for its management. Kansas, in the midst of a number of steps of advancement, can well profit by imitation of these systems.
It may be the Engineering department and the Law school but we challenge the Star to come to Lawrence and make that distinction face to face with a K. U. Engineer.
TOO MUCH GIONG ON!
A cursory reading of the Kansas seems to indicate that as the end of school approaches, it rouses into framed activity every organization and group, with immunerable resultant farewell dinner and meetings which excite students until their minds and school work suffer.
At least the student who is interested in many activities feels that he can never attend all the meetings and other things and at the same time prepare of the inevitable finals, and he reports to the time-honored explanation, "There is too much go on!"
But as a matter of fact, while there are quite a few things happening now, the chief trouble comes because so many activities are centered in the hands of relatively few students. This whirlwind finish should be a reminder to them that it would be better if more students were engaged in Hill activities and should teach them the penalty of belonging to so many organizations.
It is well enough to philosophize now, when we are in the midst of the whirlwind, but by this time next year, the warning will have been forgotten and we shall probably go through the same excitement.
IN DOLLARS AND CENTS
Now is the season of the year when from pen and platform we are admonished to stop and take notice of ourselves. Just where we are going and how are we arriving are the important questions. The cost of the trip is likewise of interest.
Inspired by the spirit of this ten
tenency, registrars over the country will
soon issue statements showing how
much it costs the state to send one
student through a year of regular
college work at the state university.
These statements will point out in
neat columns how much it costs when
a student cuts a class, flunks a course,
or fails to prepare an assignment. In
terms of the silver dollar the sum is
staggering. Worse still the figures
speak the truth. It is worth while
for a student to think these things
over.
On the other hand never once have we seen in print or heard from platform just what the loss is to the state or to the class with an instructor arrives with a lecture poorly prepared. In dollars and cents how much does a class of thirty lose when the professor is twenty minutes late to class or when his lectures are consistently unproductive of any real knowledge?
Everyone admits that such instructors do exist. When we are publishing convincing figures about the bad investment of a college education for a poor student, it might not be amuse to suggest, the nature of the investment when the student enrolls in the type of class mentioned above. Is it worse for a student to fall in his investment and thus bring poor returns to himself than it is for an instructor to fall in his obligations and give poor returns to a class of thirty?
In ancient Rome no woman over fifty years of age were allowed to marry. Such a law would be tooless now because we can't tell whether they in fifteen or fifty.
SPRING COLORS
A blaze of color—these spring styles. And strange to say they are pleasing to the eye. Like a rainbow subdued with a mystic intense haze of distant clouds, scarfs, hats, shoes, hose, and dresses blend with green grass, and foliage, drab tree trunks, and rainmoistened leaves glistenening in the sun light. Crimson and blue, red, white, and gold, gold and silver, yellow, lip stick red, college stripes, national strips, periwinkle blue, lavender, and pink—no wonder we smile when such a smyphony of color fuses with the odor of blossoming trees.
It is a happy contrast to the fashionable colors of a few years ago. Then, when pleasing harmonies would have been most welcome, we were haunted by a clashing array of violent hues that suggested anything but joyousness and beauty. Poisoness green, harsh red, sickly yellow and greenish white breathed of dark corners, intrigue, and general mischief. Although Dame Fashion has been accused of many atrocious acts, this color blending scheme of hers has almost vindicated her this year. This harmony of color reacts like sunshine. We thank you, Dame Fashion; we enjoy beautiful and we like to smile.
"A fool," said the professor," can ask things a wise man cannot answer."
"Is that the reason?" asked a student in the back row, "why I flunked this subject last term?"
Plain Tales from the Hill
Tier this over on your Underwind;
It is disagreeable to witness the
embursement of a hurrised peddler,
gazing the symmetry of a pearled
Hirr's one flapper who believes that it really does a fellow's soul good comfort, off his
Professor Davis: "Gentlemen—if you want to know who the first flapper was I will tell you. It was Eve."
to get an infest confection on the chest. She admits having worn a dress to a party recently which was originally designed for her when she was in the eighth grade. Of course it had to be shortened some!
Plumb-"Hear you got arrested."
Plumb-"Yeh."
Plumb-"How come?"
Plumb-"Portty thievery. I took a bath and the steward missed it."
Official Daily University Bulletin
Copy received by Florence E. Bliss, Editor, Chancellor's Office until 11:00 a.m.
The Men's Glee Club will practice at 7:30 tonight in Central Administration Building. H. L, Butler, Dean.
NEWS CLUB CLUB PRACTICE TONIGHT
REGULAR PRIVATE RECITAL FINE ARTS MUSIC STUDENTS;
The regular weekly private recital of the Fine Arts Music Students will be held at 8:30 Thursday in Fraser Chapel. H. L. Butter, Dean,
Number 26.
IMPORTANT ORCHESTRA REHEARSAL:
It is urgently requested that every member of the Orchestra be present at the regular Rehearsal at 7:30 Thursday in Fraser Chapel. Another picture will be taken. Important announcements will be made. Full rehearsal is necessary as concert is only two weeks distant.
UNIVERSITY WOMEN'S CLUB:
Edward F. Kurtz, Director.
The University Women's Club will hold its last tea for this year at 5 o'clock Thursday in Myers Hall.
MISSOURLKANSAS BASEBALL SCHEDULF:
The Missouri-Kansas Baseball games will be called at 3:30 Thursday and Friday afternoons on the New Varsity Field (Stadium).
Songs From The Hill
Anologia
Fay Walter Clower.
I strike my harp; its chords are dumb.
For inspiration I have come.
Lo brothers, I beseach you, sing!
A awake again that magic spring,
Which sleeps today within my heart.
And dreams the notes I would im-
Friends
F. C. Allen, Director of Athletics.
It ain't the way you comb your hair
That makes folks love you;
It ain't the kind of clothes you wear
That makes folks love you;
Folks don't care if your shoes are this
If they love you:
It's just the kindly things you say
it's just the way you net each day.
That makes folks love you.
They'll help you meet things with a grin
They'll help you when you're down and out.
Speak well of everyone you meet,
And they'll love you;
They'll cheer you when your mind's in doubt,
If they love you.
Be pleasant to the friends you greet
And they'll love you;
And they'll love you;
Folks like to see a happy face,
And if you act with charm and grace
with charm and grace They'll love you.
On Other Hills
Frances M. Connor
William T. Orr, a freshman student at the University of Michigan, was outed from school by his classmates because of his refusal to wear a prep cap. His home is in Chicago and his parents are wealthy people.
The University of Pennsylvania is getting all worked up on the subject of co-education within their gates. The macauine alumni report went as far as to suggest that the women at Penn were more liberal and finally observed that "We propose the proposition that the university is not for the masses."
Tweed knickers are worn by many of the women at Ohio State University. The girls wear them to class as well as on hikes.
The women *of* the University of Chicago have opened a date exchange where male students may apply for a girl. The idea was started by two young women of the University who passed out an exchange list of one hundred names. Several of the more successful women—one wanted a girl "dumb, but not too dumb," "Bobbed haired, dark, affectionate types" are most sought.
The University of Michigan will adopt a new plan for the election of cheer leader at their election next fall. Under the new plan there will be a Varsity cheer leading squad of nine men, with the leader known as the Cheer Leader. His staff will consist of four players who try outs, who will assist in all of the games. The official Varsity cheer leader will be chosen from the assistants of the previous year, and must have had three years on the campus; the assistants will be picked from the assistants' youths and must have been on the commission two years, and the trouts will come from the sophomore class.
Art students at the University of Oregon have adopted a very unique method of raising money to buy glass cabinets for the art museum. The members of the National Art Club are making batik designs on crepe de chene ties which they sell to the students for $1.25.
WANT ADS
All Want advertisements are cash. 11
5. Five invasions inc 60s. Over 12 words
and not more than 24, one insertion 28
and ad仁 inc 36s. Over 24 words
ad仁 inc 36s. Over 24 words
Miss Marjorie Ireon, L. R. A. M. (Licentiate Royal Academy of Music, London), pupil of Jacques Bouhy, Paris, late of Sir Herbert Tree's Company and others, is opening a studio in Lawrence for singing pupils. Applications should be made at once. For particulars write care Mrs. S. F. Kelly, R. F. D. No. 1, or telephone 1018. 137-5
D. Orret, Specialist, Eye, Ear
Nose and Throat. All Glass work
warranted. Phone 445. Dick Building
-adv-.
Take advantage of a real opportunity—see HIM tonight!
Chance to take advantage of our offer of $7.00 a day for seventy-five days work during the summer vacation. We merely guarantee this and your ability will pay you much more.
THE FINAL
Leather Programs
Card Cases
New Line Just Received
Thesis Binding, Engraved Cards
A. G. ALRICH
736 Mass. St. Priestly
BOGGS BROTHERS
LOST- At K. U. Karnival, gold wrist watch, Swiss movement. Finde. please call R. I. M.Laughlin, 1725 Ohio, 144-2-83
Mixed in with your mental feed,
A little lunch
If you can qualify for the position these are the only things we require on your part: Eight hours of consistent work every day. This is absolutely the last chance. Mr Hinkle, National May Representative will be at the Eldridge Hotel after 6:30 this evening.
To write at length
And pull that "A" you need.
Will give you strength
THE OREAD CAFE Brick's
F. A. U. DATE for May 25 to dispose of. For information call 429.
144-5-390
Traveling bag taken by mistake from 11:50 U. P. Train at Lawrence, J. Finder please notify A.F. Turn-in K. S. R. C. A., kansas-Co. 143-387-8.
LOST—Delta Tau Delta fraternity pin. Call 429. 145-2-391.
LOST—A light gray cap, Foreman and Clarke, in Gym. last Saturday night. Call 1131 Red. 145-2-309
LOST-On campus May 1, a pair of glasses in case. 1614 Ky, or Phone 389. 145-5-389
Presbyterian church. Reward. Call 1953. 143-2-388
LOST—Alpha Xi Delta sorority pin somewhere between 1332 La. and
PROFESSIONAL CARDS
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Prime line limited to surgical Leons of mouth, tongue and palate.
month.
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DRS. WELCH AND WELCH, CHIRO-
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school. Phone 115. Office over Houk'a
CHIROPRACTORS
DALE PRINTING COMPANY. First class work. Prices reasonable Phone 228-1922 Mass Street.
DR. A. J. VANWINKLE. Your osteopath
1329 Ohio. Phone 1031
DR. FLORENCE BARRIOW, Osteopath
Phone 2237, 969.1% Marse. St.
THOMAS ELECTRIC SHOE SHOP.
 rubber heels in 10 minutes any time
107.7% Mass.
BULLOCK PRINTING COMPANY.
Stationery-printing of all kinds
flowersock Bldg.
LAWRENCE OPTICAL COMPANY (Xc-
class) Optometrist) Eyes exam
glasses made. Office 1025 exam
The Mark of Quality in Clothes
Its Style. Look for it in your next suit. Design, Tailoring all that gives quality to clothes enter into the creation of Style. The Style in Kuppenheimer clothes is the sure sign of quality.
$35.00 to $45.00
7 2 9 Mass a c h u s e t t s
Others $18.00 to $30.00
Ask to see the new collar attached jersey silk shirts in tan and gray.
Clothing Company
Houk-Green
7 2 9 M assa chus ett ts
The House of Kuppeheimer Good Clothes
Ask to see to see
the new 5th Ave. It's
a light weight,
Knox for spring
$7.00.
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ELSIE FERGURSON AND WALLACE REID IN "FOREVER"
BASED ON
THE NOVEL
Cast includes
Elliott Dexter
George Fawcett
Montague Love
"PETER IBBETSON"
Adult 33c—Children 10c.
A tale of youth and joy, and love's first awakening!
A tale of age and sorrow, and love flaming on!
So deep in life that sometimes it hurts. So tender and brave that a song in your heart,
by GEORGE
DU MAURIER
Cast includes
Barbara Dean
Dolores Cassinell
Paul McAllister
Shows 2:15, 4:00, 7:00 and 9:00 p. m.