THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN of Kansas Official student paper of the University Subscription price $3.50 in advance for the first nine months of the academic year; $2.50 for one semester; 50 cents a month; 15 cents a week. Entered as second-class mail matter September 17, 1820, at the post office at Lawrence, Kansas, under the act of March 3, 1875. Address all communication to THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSA Lawrence, Kansas Diana K. UJ 25 and 66 Published in the afternoon five times a week by students in the Department on Journalism of the University of New York Press or persons of the Department of Journalism Phones, K. U. 25 and 66 The Daily Kannan aims, to phone and visit the University of Kannan to go for further study. 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Imhack Lattice Lite Armenia Roubizan Turkey Bursa India Delhi India Dhillon Hall Malaysia Colombo Gambia Saba Guinea Burkina Faso Japan Young MONDAY, MAY 1, 1922 TOO MUCH OF A GOOD THING Perhaps it is foolish to harp or be question that has been reshaper since the first college was founded. But if the problem is never solved there must be yet room for discussion, wheedling, pleading, cajoling,-whatever it takes to awaken a keen interest in the subject. In a university the size of Kansas there are limitless fields of activity other than the classroom. There are organizations galore, some of them with a distinctly worthwhile mission. And these organizations must meet every so often to transact their business. All of which takes a loc of valuable time. In theory this plan should work out for the best interests of the university. For any reasonable person will admit that there are other things of distinct value to the student then are contained in the curriculum. But there are certain abuses which make the system work out quite differently in actual fact. Probably the chief one is that these activities are concentrated among too small a representative group of students. Suppose one placed the figure at ten percent. Surely that feature is conservative enough. The result is obvious. The ten percent is kept entirely too tasy while the other ninety, many of whom are just as capable, have more or less leisure time. True it is argued, and not without reason, that the ninety percent is not as capable. Granting for the sake of argument that this is true, it is not also true that one never knows the full extent of anyone's capability until that individual has Possibly the present system is as practicable as any that could be worked out. Just at this time of the year the disadvantages are especially acute. For with spring and baseball and a thousand other side-attractions crowding and already over-crowded schedule, it is going to be hard for some of us to keep on the main track. Perhaps some of the faculty should be informed of the fact that this is "Be Kind To Animals Week" and should be requested to govern themselves accordingly. DANDELIONS EVERYWHERE The other morning as a student gazed over the yellow expanse of campus, through which peened a few blades of grass, he grew dizzy trying to estimate their possible number and exclaimed, "Crimey!" There enough dandelion plants out there to feed all the starving Russians until their next crop of wheat is harvested." Everyone will admit, of course, that the student was possibly exaggerating the quantity a trifle, that we might not be able to keep quite all the Russians supplied until their crops came in, but we do have quite a lot of dandelions on the campus. To those who object to their presence on the green sward the above remark suggests a possible solution of the problem of getting rid of them. If we can't feed them to the Russians, why not feed them to our student body. By assigning a plot of ground to each boarding club, sorority and fraternity from whence they could dig their daily supply of greens, board bills might be reduced at least a dollar a week and the dandelions knot down to a respectable minimum Other schemes, when there have been any, seem to have availed nothing. In view of the fact, this suggestion is respectfully offered with the hope that some good may be accomplished by it. LET'S GO KANSAS "What am I going to do this summer?" This year the problem is very difficult than in previous years. The changed conditions have made the usual vacation job one that is going to be hard to get. This is the beginning of an editorial in the "DePaul," university publication. Kansas students art to be confronted with the same question. They too are jumping at opportunities for summer jobs. Some are considering summer school advantages. Others will try to save enough money to pay next year's college expenses. An educated man or woman will find that his services are in deauth and in some way the summer is going to count. claim Tales from the Hill In the scheme for a university career, the loss of a summer merely handicaps the work of the following semester. Restlessness together with mental lagging during the summer months destroys efficiency, ambition and vitality. Let's make our summer count Let's go Kansas! The Parable of the Ungratified Child Alice was one of those Repressed Beings who was never understood in her Own Home. Way back when she was a Freshman in High School she used to have those Irepressible Longnings for Something Better than the Rest of Us, and in under school forced To Live. Her Papa was only a Grocer of the Common Garden Variety and it was a Constant Source of Annoyment to have this Fact brought to Her Attention by her Playmates. She so finally got the Parental Permission to go away to an Institution of Learning where her Dreams might come true. By the time she was Settled on what to Do in the way of Pledging she had clipped her Locks in the Approved Fashion and was Showing all the Pedal Extremity the Law would Allow. When the Aqua Pura had been sprinkled on her Dome she was given the Handle of Alice Smith. But she had Maltreated it until it looked like Alice had been caused the Latter didn't look Nearly so Plecham. By the time she went Home for her first Christmas Stay she was certainly up on her Staff. She had learned to Wield a Wicked Lipstick and she could Manipulate as high as Six Forks as one meal without consulting Hoyle. All the Girls raved about the Way she did her Hair and Six of the Missing Lips had offered her a job as Cook for Life. But it was a surprise that the Man in front with the Crude Manners ran onto Back Home. The Old Man still tucked his Narkin in like he was about to Take a Shampoo and when he went after the Soup, it sounded like Trouble with the Plumbing in the Next Flat. There were Times when she could hardly Stay at the Table but as she told her Suite Mate when she got Buck, "It was a Case of Wheedling pappa out of Another Twenty-five, five days." One woman named Maumaa won." After all, how could They be expected to Know, the Poor Sings! Student's Health Code (Mormal—Parents should be seen and not heard.) the infection of the United States, and of the importance of infections at the beginning of the attack and of the importance of the common cold in relation to outbreaks of respiratory diseases is found by the State Department of Health in recent reports. In one case one person was infected with the disease; so this report confirms observations at Camp Upton during the great epidemic of 1918. Each company of soldiers was like a community, some companies had over half of their members infected with careful methods of isolation had only one or two percent of their The Infectionss of Influenza Official Daily University Bulletin UNIVERSITY SENATE: The regular meeting of the University Senate will be held at 4:30 Tue day in Blake Hall lecture room: E. H. Lindley, President. M A N D 1902 Copy received by Florence E. Bliss, Editor, Chancellor's Office GRADUATE STUDENTS MUST FILE APPLICATION FOR DEGREE: Every graduate student expecting to receive the Master's degree in Juno should file application for degree at the Registrar's Office as soon as possible. Cards may be obtained at either Graduate Office or Registrar's Office. MEETING OF SUMMER SESSION PRE-MEDIC PHYSICS STUDENTS: All students walle to take Pre-Medic Physics NEXT SUMMER area MAY E. 1922. Number 24. men ill. Yet when a sick person finally gained access to a company and ringed with the men for a day or two, they went back to the break of from ten to thirty cases. So the Health Department sees in these outbreaks striking confirmation of the following views: 1) Influenza at and just before it onset is extranjurally common. 2) Every case of a common colic on if mild should be isolated. Songs From The Hill (3) The public should realize the indefinite and possibly scourious nature of a cold in the head. A "cold" may be almost anything from a common and trivial cold to pneumonia; it may be caused from almost any germ from the as yet unknown virus of the common cold to some of the most virulent organisms known to science. It Is Spring Down in the hollow where the wild crambles bloom. Between the mossgrown, grassy bank, where weeping willows wave. The thrush among the elm brush bides her nest; there keeping windows alive. A sleazy stream slips stumbling o'er the stones. While, flutt'ring in the tree-tops, r dash of gandy plume A singing of the springtime to the flowers its waters leave, Proclaims the flitting red-bird's crimson crest. F. W. Blackmar, Dean Through blue heavens bathed in sunshine. It is spring! Down in the hollow when the sun is sinking low Dribbled the golden candle in it Where bumble-bee, or water dragon, drones. R. A. Kent, Director, Summer Session The joyous, songful gladness of the spring! it is borne among the tree tops; it is waffled on the clouds And blossoms, birds and bees are trapped in rest. The frogs in lonesome harmony, deep in the marshes creep. Behind its golden glory in the west. While breezes gently lull the nodding nite, When the twilight fast is falling, and the fireflies' lanterns glow, And stars peep out in timid doubt and twinkle at the moon. O, the spring, Spring, Spring! The flowering, growing Spring! The happy, gentle fragrance of the Spring! SOURIS ASSOCIATION FOR INVESTORIAL THEKANE 3510 Washington Avenue, St. Louis, Mo. Howard Ege, B. S.21, who is employed by the Westinghouse Electrical Company of Pittsburgh, Pa., has recently been promoted to Chief Production Clerk. Mr. Ege said that he did not expect to be in line for his present position for at least three years. it is borne among the tree tops; it is wafted on the clouds, Offers (to women) a 12 months course in occupational therapy, including 8 months of crafting (weaving, basketry, wood, leather, metal, pottery, (t.), lectures on medical and labor subjects, 4 months hospitalization, or equivalent, required. Tuition $125. Big demand for graduates: big salaries. Who twinkles back—the ogling satellite! Through the starlit, moonlit heavens. It is Spring! MISSOURI ASSOCIATION Bernice Grimsley, A.B.21, who is saching in Burlington, spent the week and in Lawrence visiting clients. Isabel Schreiber St. Louis School of Occupational Therapy Apply to Jayhawks Flown Kansas hosts Alabama in all three games, with the game if so, I am like to listen on a session. We take the Kansas and competition in force as to who shall have to play. Deane Malott, A. B.'21, who is at tending Harvard University writes: Journalism still appeals to me as being the only worth-while business there is, and Harold Hall and I continue to have a country newspaper together. These R-juggling Easterners are great people and I like this country 'innately'. I don't believe they have dusted behind their family portraits since the surrender of Corwallia, and they sit around in their great-grand-aunt's home, where they solid respectability trace back their ancestry to Paul Revere. In spite of the advantages oak here, however, I believe the best opportunities are to be found in the Middle West, since all business there has the hard pretty much in families, and passes along through generations. 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