THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
Official student paper of the University
of Kansas
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Entered an second-class mail matter September 17, 1830, at the post office at Lawrence, Kansas, under the act of March 3, 1879.
Published in the afternoon five times a week by students in the Department of Journalism at the University of Kansas. From the press of the Department of Journalism
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Editor-In-Chief... Eubala Dougherty
Associate Editor... Gekkus Shima
Composer Editor... Benn Hebb
Sport... Tawasar Dean
Charles... Dean Charles
Fisher Tales Editor... Liewelman White
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WEDNESDAY, APRH26, 1922.
THE TENNIS TEAM BATTLES UPHILL
The Kansas tennis team started in 1922 season Saturday with a victor over the Aggies. For which the tear for a good many reasons, deserves world of credit.
Teams, one of the most universal of individual sports, has had a hard life at Kansas in the past four or five years. Since the S. A. T. C. encamped on the McCook courts, there have been no real usable courts here until the school year and the intercollegiate season had closed. And all this time the Kansas racquetmen have been battling teams from other schools that have had the best of facilities for early school training.
This year the squand has done all of its work on the Y. M. C. A. court and one private court. When they went to Manhattan last Saturday they found the Farmers going at top speed on courts that had been in shape for more than a month. Next Saturday they journey to Oklahoma, there to meet a team that misses only a few weeks all through the winter in its practice.
This is an unfair situation, though in some phases it is avoidable. We cannot provide Oklahoma weather for Kansas, nor can the team play through January anns. But it is possible to provide as good facilitator for the development of the game as other schools do under the same weather conditions, and for the sake of a game that is becoming more and more recognized and adopted, this should be done. Meanwhile, give credit to the tennis team for its up, hill battle.
In the near future a University campus with bad roads will be as out of date as is bumping over frozen grounds on the way to a spelling bee.
IT BOOSTS YOU ALONG
It isn't the name and it isn't the money, but it is the idea, "I'll boost you along," that makes the Student Fund of value to University students. Then comes the reminder that there is a certain fund which has been collected and given for your benefit.
Mr. Frank C. Miller when he bequeathed the sum of $50,000 to the loan fund gave inspiration to hundreds of students. James L. Mead in giving his gift of $10,000 made many degrees from the University of Kansas. The students have given generously. Along with the gifts comes the work of the chairman of the fund. George O. Foster has encouraged many to continue their work. He has taken students for their face value. It is he who has made possible the finishing of a college education by many of our most energetic self-supporting students
The value of student loans are being recognized more and more and the small towns of Kansas are pre-
bearing to meet the college finance question by providing funds. Jewell City, Kansas has a loan the interest of which is from $7,000 to $8,000 annually. This is loaned to young people to secure a higher education. The terms are without interest while the student is in college and so far the interest alone has been used. The fund will soon increase so that it will be within the reach of every student to have an education who has the bluck to want it.
So it is that our Loan Funds are boosting along the interests of higher education.
LET BOYS BE BOYS
Who of the students in this University ever experienced a boy's week in their youthful days? If such a thing ever happened it was probably instituted, financed, planned, supervised and observed by the boys themselves; and in many cases the larger part of it was spent in or near the old swimmer' hole.
In the old days our parents were more or less of the opinion that we should be seen and not heard, and they had numerous other rules which applied mostly to children. "Sparse the rod and speak the child," was one of the favorites. When there was company at Sunday dinner we were commented upon favorably or unfavorably according to our department cards, our inherited lazy dispositions, and our tendency to gourge ourselves on one particular kind of food—as we were a piece of objections furniture about the house which it was necessary to tolerate. Occasionally some of our cut sayings were quoted, but that will never be out grown or lived down.
Most of us will admit now that we were hard to live with from about the third grade age on up to the eighth grade; that age when we were just passing from the helpless state to the state where is seemed to be our innate desire to help ourselves to everything.
But times are changing rapidly. People are discovering more about boys every day. The latest discovery being that a boy can be made useful during the age that has heretofore been considered absolutely useless. The procedure is a novel one. The one that has received the most publicity is in Kansas City where they are conducting a boys' week during which time the boy is to be boss of the house. If there is any work to be done as garden work, cleaning, running errands, or thousands of oth-
or ed jobs, it is for the boy's benefit to discover it and order his father or big brother to do it. That is giving the boy a great deal of lee way, but at that it affords some effort and thinking in order that he may escape some of his disagreeable tasks. In this case the boy works harder to get out of work. And it gives him a certain air of individuality and at the same time teaches him that the job of his olders is no soft one.
A typical example of the boy of today is exemplified by little Willie, who when asked by his teacher why he studied geography replied that he studied it to keep from staying in after school. In spite of the fact that most boys show a marked tendency to prevaire under similar circumstances, this boy told the truth. Under the new regime we need not worry about our future presidents, movers of Cork, bankers, farmers, and inventors. If they are given some idea of their importance while they are yet young, we can rest assured that capable and honest hands will come up to take the place of ours when we are tired and worn.
FREAKS OF THE LAW
FREAKS OF THE LAW
So now the favorite question for persons greeting each other will be "what has the law done to you lately?" Down in Manchester, Kentucky where every one makes whiskey, a judge ordered everyone over twelve years of age arrested. He actually issued warrants for them. It begins to look as if there were no bounds to the law. No one can find fault with a judge for attempting to run criminals to earth, but it looks as if this one had gone a little too far. Here are all the people in the town, and even in the country surrounding under arrest, guilty or not. It may be safe to presume that everyone who lives
Official Daily University Bulletin
Number 21.
COLLEGE GROUP COMMITTEE:
APRIL, 26, 1922.
The regular meeting of the Group Committees of the College will be held at 3:30 Thursday in the Dean's office, 104 Fraser Hall.
Volume I
Conv received by Florence E. Bliss, Editor, Chancellor's Office
MUSIC STUDENTS PRIVATE RECITAL;
The regular private recital of the music students of the School of Fine Arts will be held at 3:10 Thursday in Frazer Chapel.
kentucky is a potential bootlegger
not we doubt it. It seems as if there
cannot be judges to judge the
judges.
However, if this judge gets results,
his ought to be commended. Any sign
to stop the boottier and moorishiners should be O.K. But
it is hard to see how indiscriminate
interesting can bring any results.
Plain Tales from the Hill
The man who wrote the little golf story in the K. C. Times about the fellow who got shot in the back with an arrow must be left-handed. He talks about a slice to the left, with a golf ball. If he isn't left-handed, we bowe C. E. MerBride will get after him "pooper."
J. G. Brandt, Dean.
Do you read the Plain Tale column?
H. L. Butler, Dean.
Do you like it?
Or would you like to see a little more life injected into it.
Supposing you heard something pretty rich about some student or faculty member and it didn't break into print, Think you: "That's a blamed sight snapper with the bunk they run." Surel! And now you will kindly tell us how any one individual no matter how biased you miss or he may be, embezzle all of the live cracks that break every day unless somebody puts us next? D'you begin to see the light?
We're going to turn this bloomin'
colm over to YOU! And from here on
out it will he up to you to see to it
that none of these knockouts are over-
looked. Ye Ed is placing a box la-
bell, THE RAZZ BOX in front of
the business office. Place your con-
tributions therein!
Here's what we want, just to give you an idea: Any joke or take-off on an individual or group of individuals that you know well will snapper the better—so long as they are decent. We're not trying to run the Hot Dog any race. Above all things, don't be afraid to dig anybody. The editor cheerfully assumes all reis the number
GO TO IT! IT'S YOUR JOB TO
KEEP THAT RAZZ BOX FULL!
(Note) In order to encourage competition the editor is offering a prize for writing a book on a hardiness of himself in drawing able size for ladies.
Rollo was a Creature of an Unusual sort. Ever since his days in the Grade School he had had Wavy Hair and a Way with the Women which made all the Other Fellows take to the Brush. He wasn't much of a Stuartian and with the Women done by the Time he had Arrived at the College Age was cranking a Victrola. But he was There.
The first day he Landed on the Hill the Boys all got Together and decided he was Fraternity Material even if they had to Crack some of the Pan-Hellenic Bly-aws to get him Spiked. He took Note of the Fact that when he got out on the Polished Hardwood it was quite Apparent that he was Familiar with his Hen Fruit. So the Winners brought him down to the House and put a Pin in his Lapel.
By his Sophomore Year, Rollo was easily the Lion of the Crow. Nobody thought of staging a Soup-and-Fish dinner and when he turned loose his Line on the Frails they could Hear the strains of Mendelssohn in the distance. The Phi Beta Kappa missed him in the B rush but he went out for Tennis in the Mixed Doubles and played a Snewd Hand of Bridge so everything was Loosened to give the Angry Moh a Treat by driving down the Main Drag with something in Beside Him that was a Cross between Agnes Ayres and the Dutchess of Mariborough. When he went out into the Cruel Wold his Dizzy Friends predicted he Best in the way of Success for
The Fable of the Cookie Pusher
For the past Severl Mohes he has Held Down the Position of Assistant Cashier in the Home City Bank at 8 Beana a mo. but he writes the Boys that as soon as the Ante is made an Extended Visit. he will make an Extended Visit. (MORAL-He should have Passed Away as a Child.)
Student Opinion
Now that spring is once more upon us, it seems a must opportune time to dwell for a few moments upon our short comings.
Editor Kansan:
Are we giving our fellow classmates a "square deal?" Are we trying our level best to preserve health here? At first glance we will probably say yes; but look farther, are we really doing this? I have noticed many students sink so into the miro at "spill" on the sidewalk. We have certainly been taught better; it it up to the student body to show them that this is not the act of a true college student. Besides college students set the standard for the outside world in such things, and I am sure this is not the standard we wish to set.
Secondly, are we helping to make our campus beautiful. Probably most of us are, but some few persons pick the flowers, walk on the grass, and defray school spirit all at the same play and college students are rarely not children.
Thirdly, has K. U. good roads on the campus? You all know that our roads are not good; but they can be made good if the whole student body will help us. Let's make more and better roads and take better care of what we have. Other large universities have good roads, why not K. U.
A. Junior
Now is the time to have your winter clothes cleaned before packing them away for the summer.
On Other Hills
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The University of Idaho will make an exchange with the State College of Washington and present "Adam and Eva" at the latter college in return for the presentation of the "Thirteenth Chair." "Adam and Eva" was presented to Nebraska successes this year with marked success and the Idaho dramatic club has also found its performances well received.
NEW YORK CLEANERS
Barking truths about the personal life of every prominent person on the campus, including the administration officials the "Yellow Dog," U. S. C. "scandal sheet," made its annual appearance on the Trojan campus. Fifteen hundred copies were consumed in a few hours.
The "old purp" was more secreal than ever before. Amusements of "bones" engagements of the military, government and Administration building, "finding of wine in the Religious Education department, and pictures from Rogues Gallery, representing prominent law officers on the high lights of the issue.
WANT ADS
**31.** Want advertisements are cash, each.
**32.** Place five-inch screens, 250-count. Over 15 words and set it more than twice as large.
**33.** No want ad lineed in the menu. No want ad lineed in the community menu. No want广告线在菜单上。
FOR SALE - Flat-top desk and
Fox typetower. Especially desirab-
le for use of faculty member or
telephone 492-3685 in Tennessee.
136-35-538
FOR SALE—One Mulling Canoe is good condition. Will sell all or half interest. Call. 1257-323-888
LOST—Leather notebook No. 6 size.
Fall of class notes. Return to Phil McGee. Tel. 443. Reward. 135-2-384
LOST—Fountain pen cap with ribbon.
Call Faye Gosper at 2639 White or
K. U. 46. 135-2-383
WANTED - To rent for summer a small furnished house or apartment by a young married couple. Remittance: ADDRESS HGR 6, Kansan. 135-5-384-9.
AUTOMOBILE BARGAINS—Light five passenger car that has never changed hands and has had best of care. In excellent mechanical condition, 75 per cent of driving has been on paved streets. See Mr. Stout, at Chemistry Building, Room 107, or call city phone 20. 138-5.
Miss Marjorie Ireson, L. R. A. M. (Licentiate Royal Academy of Music, London), pupil of Jacques Bouy, Paris, late of Sir Harbert Tree's Company and others, is opening a studio in Lawrence for singing pupils. Applications should be made at one on. For particulars write care Mrs. S. F Kelly, R. F. D. No. 1, or telephone 1018. 137-5
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The Christian Science Society
of the University of Kansas announces a free public lecture on Christian Science by Prof. Hermann S. Hering, C. S. B., of Concord, New Hampshire. Christian Science Church Edifice, 13th and Mass. on Friday evening, April 28, 1922, at 8 o'clock, Prof. Hering is a member of the Board of Lectureship of the First Church of Christ, Scientist, in Boston, Mass.
Mrs. Wm. P. Spicer will continue the pressing business of Wm. P. Spicer at 413 W 14th, Phone 2523
DID YOU HEAR IT?
The first address in the series on "A PRESENT DAY REVIVAL OF MEDIAEVALISM" by Rev. Mark Mohler?
If you did you will want to hear the second. If not,ask the person who did.
In each address is presented not just a negative exposition of Fundamentalist dogma, but also a method of approach to the problem by which to seek the truth.
Next Sunday morning the subject will be
"THE FALLACY OF BLOOD ATONEMENT"
Unitarian Church (By the Park)
Sunday Mornings at Eleven
IN THIS CHURCH
MEMBERSHIP MEANS FELLOWSHIP IN THE SEARCH FOR TRUTH