THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANNAN
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
Official student paper of the University
of Kansas
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Entered as second-class mail matter
September 17, 1879, at the post office
at Lawrence, Kansas, under the act of
March 2, 1879.
Published in the afternoon five times a week by students in the Department of Journalism of the University of Sasanau, the areas of the Department of Journalism
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THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
Lawrence, Kansas
Phones, K. U. 25 and 66
The Daily Kamanani aims to pick up the old tradition of teaching at University of Kannan to go further by standing for the deains that the society wants to be clearer to, be cheerful to, be more caring to, to issue more affirmative action to students and to improve the students of the University.
EDITORIAL STAFF
Editor-In-Chief Joe Turne
Assoc Editor Etain Bougheytt
Campus Editor Charles Shaar
Campus Editor Chester Shar
TeX editor Phyllis Winger
Plain Takes Editor Wilfred Hambach
Takes Editor Willard Hambach
Editor Editor Marissa Shipper
BUSINESS STAIRS
Business Manager...Lloyd Ruppenthal
Aasst. Business Mgr...James Connolly
Aasst. Business Mgr...Conwell Carlson
BOARD MEMBERS
George McVey Margaret Larkin
Clare Furgeon Armena Rumberga
Elmer Stuart Ted Hudson
Lottie Leah Stella Dutton Hillore
Stella Dutton Hillore
THE BOOZE JOKE PASSES
FRIDAY, APRIL 7.1922.
Shortly after the passing of the prohibition amendment and co-indent with the vicious outbreak of private stills and liquor formulas there was a long period when the booze joke reigned supreme. All magazines or papers with any pretense of humor in their columns would have withheld from publication rather than come out lacking their quota of "booch" witsicisms.
And in this complaint he merely bear out the above statement.
In the passing of this peculiar manifestation of our American sense of humor can be seen another sign of the and but incontrovertable fact that liquor will soon become a stranger to the United States except in museums and scientific laboratories. But, waits the old soak to whom liquor is like, lack of liquor is no longer a joke.
The passing of the booze joke indicates a change in the attitude of the American public toward the subject of liquor. The habit of looking upon prohibition as a joke was one of the worst features of the law. Laws which are only treated as a subject for contempt have been all too frequent in the history of American political life as it is, and such taws can do nothing to uphold the dignity of our government.
The booze joke, then, will have few mourners, for either its humor or its ethics.
The professor who spends half the class hour bemoaning the loss of time in convocations and holidays is generally the pedagogue who wastes most of the class periods displaying quasi-wait and talking about every other subject except the lesson.
THE JAP ON THE DIAMOND
THE JAY ON THE DIAMOND
The Japanese are indeed the Yankees of the Orient. Baseball is fast attaining the dignity of a national sport among them. "Babe" Ruth is almost as much a national hero among the Japanese as he is among those in his own country. Baseball managers here are eagerly solicited by influential Japanese men to bring to that country a team which would tour the island playing the Nipponese teams that might be matched against them and assured that it would be financially worthwhile.
It will be interesting to watch and note the extent to which the Japanese players will adopt American methods of playing the game. Anyone who has watched a big league game will know that the umpire is played quite as much as the opposing team. The way in which he is played could never recommend itself to the finely courteous nation. But the Japanese are also firm and we may imagine a diminutive home-run king speaking in this manner.
"But most honorable umpire, the honorable ball did not touch my miserable person until I had first touched the honorable plate. And when the honorable umpire insists that it is so I am forced to say that I think the
an Honorable umpire is a most honorate liar and that his most worthy ancestors were wilters before him."
At such a fine display of courtesy the umbrella cannot help but be touched and will be forced to concede the point, thus permitting the wily Japanese to score another triumph. Nevertheless a common interest in a sport has always been an excellent ground for better understanding and friendship. If Congress cannot save us from war with Japan then perhaps baseball will.
The idea of disarmament has pen entered to the church world. It is now proposed to eliminate the "obey" clause in the marriage ceremony of the Episcopal Church.
WHAT IS VULGARITY?
"Llegs is legs and Pavlawa should cover them up," reads a dispatch from Emporia. And forthwith the people of Emporia demanded the Pavlava, THE Pavlava, who has danced before the crowned heads of Europe, who has enthralled audiences on two continents, who has been proclaimed by the critics as one of the greatest exponents of the terpischorean art, Pavlava, the epitome of perfection in dancing, should cover her legs!
Can it be possible that the reformers of Emporia are unable to distinguish between art and vulgary? perchance their acquaintance with Terpischore is limited to the common burlesque show at which the reformers are always hammering. But the comparison of a crude display of logs to a performance by Pavlowa is weak.
The incident is regrettable inasmuch as it has been given so much publicity outside the state. The public of our neighboring states will not
be adverse to believing that Kansans are crude and aesthetically uncontinued.
Fortunately, however, Kansas are not wholly without sufficient culture to appreciate most forms of art. It's only the faw, as in this recent incident, that by their lack of discrimination make Kansas a laughing stock.
It has been suggested to Mayor Hylan of New York that he place a piano in every burglar's home in order to check the present crime wave in that city. Evidently reformers are now trying to say it with music.
KITES
We hear about many harbingeres of of spring at this season of events in the world's cycle. The poet tells us of the first robin as a sure sign of spring; others muse on the beauty of the awakening freshness of the encevel in the little blades of grass that lewin deep during the winter's
aroused by tribes of mutil-slinging and the glitter of blazoned tags, are said to be a reliable sign of the approach of that hey-day; the housewife putting her husband to work on the rugs with a carpet-better reminds one of warm weather; the whistling boy with a pocketful of marbles—all savor of spring—but what about kite-flying? Surely that foretells blue sky, windy days, and balmy weather! And with this harbinger come the thoughts of those days of real sport–boyhood.
Some time in his life every boy—about every girl—has tried to construct kites that would fly. Some were successful; others were miserable failures. How hard it was to get the sticks balanced. And that paper would so often tear in the process of pasting. Then, the proper length and weight of the tail was so hard to determine. But after you got that old kite to going up after many a fruitless “take-off” what a grand and glorious feeling it was to feel the little kite-kship that you made with your own hands “take the wind” and slowly rise to the heavens!
You were proud of your big engineering feat as you watched the little voyager dart and dart in the breezes. Remember how the other boys admired the craftsmanship? and how you sent messages to your air ship with bits of paper up the string? Yes, the successful kite-flery was King of boydomen then; but when the string broke or got away and the wonderful craft went sailing with the breeze, while you frantically tried to
Official Daily University Bulletin
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Dr. Henry Mace Payne, one of the most distinguished Mining Engineers of the country, will give an illustrated lecture on "An Engineer's Travels in Mexico" Saturday morning at 10 o'clock in Room 269 Haworth Hall. Doctor Payne is said to be one of the most interesting and instructive lecturers in the context of technical matters to general audiences. The public is in-
Yours for money and clean politics CHET SHORE Dollars and Cents.
A GUIDE ON "AN ENGINEER'S TRAVELS IN MEXICO."
APRIL 7,1922
Conv received by Florence E. Bliss, Editor, Chancellor's Office.
Suddenly an inquisitive soul piped up from the rear: 'Yes, yes, but what makes a golf ball white!' The instructor sank into a nearby chair done up. The class shortited. It was useless to go on. The class was dismissed.
A hot argument was in progress in Miss Ketchum's design class. A technical consideration of the color combinations of red and green seemed to be the principal cause of the argument and several queries had been curated on what produced these different combinations.
VOICE OF
I wish to thank all my ardent followers for the support they gave my party in this last election. I assure you that we would have made a better living had we been better acquainted with the Australian Ballot System. Next year I will endeavor to start a voting school weeks in advance of the election and so educate the voters of my party that no disastrous mistakes can possibly be made.
As was only natural in such a select阵营, jenionymis has risen among the Cake Eater candidates. A tea grinding machine is the winner who is the winner of the Golden rum. The tournament grounds have not yet been fully decided upon, but it is a close fight between Wiedie's tae pi PII house, and the Kappa
Volume 1.
Notice is hereby given of meetings of the budget committee on salaries. The committee consists of the dean of administration, the head of the department concerned, and the dams of the schools which the department will present at the meeting. It will be held in the office of the Department, 104 Fraser Hall, and the schedule for Monday is as follows:
BUDGET COMMITTEE CONFERENCES:
If is said that not only a W. S. G.
A. investigation, but a Senate probing
is being considered to ascertain the
intensity of the Y. W. cabinet.
9:00 a. m. —English
E. H, LINDLEY, Chancellor.
Number 11.
VOTE OF THANKS
10;30 a. m.—Journalism.
laughing stock of the gang. But you enjoy it just the same, for it was spring and who could remain unhappy very long in such a beautiful world?
2:00 p. m. —Public Speaking
The sun hold itself neutral in the school elections. It resolutely refrained from smiling on either side.
Now that the election is over, the University has been shocked anew at the announcement that the Y. W. C. A. party is to be held at Midland. What, oh What, Ia this world coming? Oh, oh, Oh!
Plain Tales from the Hill
The members seem to be lining up into two principle divisions, namely, the proteges of Lord Lipton and the chamions of Arbuckle's Choicest. Hearsay has it that both of these gentlemen are making a special trip to spur on their doogies. Not wishing to throw any water on them in true-blue affair, or to C party wishiness to the forfeiture of St. Cookie street rooling contest to hem as conclusive evidence of their superiority. The C E.'s, however, assert that procedure of the tea-cup proper is the all-important item.
3:30 p. m.—Law.
There is still much conjecture as to who were the guiding mines behind the C. E. ticket, but dark suspicion rests on two Phi Pis. However, names cannot be mentioned until the report is verified.
We nominate for the Hall of Fame.
G. H. Penny, who started the K. U. voting constituency by an eloquent appeal to the legions in fae vor of the Cake-Rater plan for the state definition
We nominate for the Hall of Fame: Chester Shore, more commonly known as "Cheet" who proved to be the most "brilliant" dark horse of the great Spring political campaign. It is expected that wonderful things will be heard from Boss Shore politics. Chet says he already busy lining up that he's sure a赞助er. Besides shining politically, he also broken into a
head such a ticket. It's a knuckle which cannot be overlooked and Penny's startling announcement embodies the election crowds which had wandered over to Brick's to find relief from the tide afternoon sun
Mr. Shore has also broken into a Woof Bros.赔, via. the Plain Tales column. He's dinutimive, but he's made of TNT.
F. J. KELLY, Dean of Administration.
Student Opinion
Will someone please explain just why the Commons charges so much higher prices for their food than de restaurants near the Hill?
Editor Kaifsan:
I wish merely to cite plain facts: I ate supper last night at a restaurant near the Hill, said meal consisting of steak, gravy, potatoes, peas, bread, butter, coffee, and strawberry ice cream sandwiches. The rest was at the Commons for the same food, with no larger servings, are between 55 and 60 cents.
For breakfast I get two eggs any style, buttered toast, and coffee, cheaper at a restaurant than I can get it at the Commons.
I believe that when the state legislature appropriated $15,000 for a cafeteria on the Hill, they intended that students should be served at near-cost prices. This is not intended as a "kick at the idea of a Common Fund," on the Hill, but I think it deals the prices should be reasonable. - A Student.
Colorado College at Colorado Springs, CO, has a ruling whereby any student who is not passing in nine hours of work at the end of the first six weeks of the semester, must apply for reinstatement to the College. By this rule it is hoped to rid the college of those students who have no chance of passing at the end of the semester.
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And now that the election is over, call
for clothes service
New York Cleaners
WANT ADS
All want advertisements are cash, 15 to 15 works, two sections 15 cents. The instruction is 60 cents. Use both the insertion 25 cents, three insertions 50 cents. No coins. Must allow a company name. Cash must also accompany want ad. LOST—Gabardine rainbow. Leave at Kansan Business Office. 128-2-370
FRATERNITIES AND SORORITIES
Why not buy a home on terms and save high rent. From $2,000 to $5,000 down will make this possible. We have some dandy places with attic rooms. For example, next day, Fiore 97, 757 Mass, First door of north Waverley. 128-5-37
FOR RENT—Large room for one or two men, 1340 Tenn. St. 125-5-364.
FOR RENT - Furnished room in modern house for boys. Convenient to University" and Cafe. 1828 Ohio. 195.5.363
TO LATE TO CLASSIFY
FOR RENT - Furnished rooms, 2nd floor. Furnace heat at 1417 Keunty.
126-5-363
PROFESSIONAL CARDS
DR. J. R. PAYNE (Exostomist) Practice of General Surgery and Surgical Lstest of the mouth. Gas-Oxygen and Conduction Anesthesia 267-308 Perkins Bldg
SHIMMONS BROTHERS PLUMBING
Heating and electric work. Phone
161. Bowersock Theatre Bldg
CHIROPRACTORS
CHIROPRACTORS
DRS, WELCH AND WELCH, CHIRO-
PRACTORS, graduates of Palm
school. Phone 115. Office over Houk's
DR. FLORENCE BARROW# Ocateopath
Phone: 7337 3896, Mara, 5f
DR. A. J. VANWINKLE, Y~ur~ osteo
path, 1329 Ohio, Phone 1031.
THOMAS ELECTRIC SHOE SHOP
Bubber heels in 10 minutes any time
10777 Macy
BULLOCK PRINTING COMPANY
Stationery-printing of all kind
Bowersock 21ldg
DALE PRINTING COMPANY. First class work. Prices reasonable. Phone 228 1627 Mass. Street
LAWRENCE OPTICAL COMPANY (Exclu-
clusive Optometristz)  Eyes exam-
ined; glasses made  Office 1025 MARA
D. Orreul, Specialist, Eye, Ear
Nose and Throat. All Glass work
guaranteed. Phone 445. Dick Buildi-
ng—adv.
Reduced Prices on
Reduced Prices on
A. G. ALRICH
Memory Books
$1.75 Pens for 98c
HURD'S STATIONERY
Mass. Printing Energy
736 Mass. Printing, Engraving
THE REXALL STORE
F. B. McCOLLOCH, Druggis Eastman Kodaks
L. E. Waterman and Conkli Fountain Pens 847 Mass. St.
"Suiting You'
THATS MY BUSINESS
WM. SCHULTZ
917 Mass. St.
Manicuring Massage Shampooing
R. A. Long Bldg., Barber Shop
S. F. HORR, Prop.
TENTH ST. & GRAND AVE.
(Entrance Tenth or Grand)
KANSAS CITY, MO.
Phone 148
Peerless, Chandler & Hudson
Seven Passenger Sedans
Train Calls
Party Work
Country Trips
Gaited Saddle Horses.
For Hire
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For
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gauarance of perfection.
Absolutely crumple-bond,
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b soft & foam, hard bard
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136 per tube of 12 Bottles
$1.30 per disc taken
136 per tube of 12 Bottles
American Cream Pail Co.
20 Fiftieth Ave., Dec. 9 New York
to about the bottom
Ask us about the new VENUS EVERPOINTED PENCILS
Paddles of black will appear an interaction between sensors and fresh means of punishing the offenders man. A woman caught breaking this i/o campus cutting rule at the Uni-rule will have her nosed painted black and will be punished by a campus may see that the wounded and there will be no dis- is an offender.
"GIFTS THAT LAST"
We Like to Do Little Jobs of Repairing
SOCIETY BRAND CLOTHES for WOMEN
You get the same fine tailoring men get; the same rich fabrics. Only quality like this can give you such smart style. We sell these coats the way we do men's clothes; satisfaction guaranteed. Values unusual at
Others $24.50, $35.
NO CHARGE FOR ALTERATIONS
We have cut our already reduced prices to rockbottom
Come down and look our menus over
Special Dinners
(Including coffee or milk, and dessert)
35c
The College Inn is now under Jayhawk management and the same low prices prevail there.