THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University of Kansas Subscription price $2.00 in advance for the first nine months of the academic year; $2.00 for one semester; $6 cents a month; 18 cents a week. Entered as second-class mail matter September 17, 1910, at the post office at Lawrence, Kansas, under the act of March 2, 1873. Published in the afternoon five times a week by students in the Department on Journalism or Journalism Press, the press of the Department of Journalism Address all communication to THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAS Lawrence, Kansas Phones. K. U. 25 and K. The Daily Kannan aims to, plausibly, train students at the University of Kannan, to go for further training or by standing for the ideals that they believe are essential to be clean; to be cheerful and outspoken; to leave more serious problems on their side; to secure the university's security the EDITORIAL STAFF Editor-In-Chief Joe Turner Editor-in-Chief Dutton Basilea News Editor Doris Fier Doris Fier Campus Editor Chester Shaw Designer Chayne Ward Graphograph Phyllie Wingett Plain Title Editor Wilfred Hubbard Editorial Assistant Exchange Editor Marship Lee BUSINESS STAFF BUSINESS SAFE Business Manager...Lloyd Rupannha Aasat. Business Mgr...James Connelly Aasat. Business Mgr...Conwell Carliser BOARD MEMBERS George McVey Margaret Larkin Clare Pargeson Parmenone Berghere Clare Pargeson Eileen Elster Ted Hudson Jacqueline Glimors Ted Lush Stellin Dutton Hill MAY THE BEST MAN WIN! TUESDAY, APRIL 4, 1922 Politics are holding the center of the stage this week. For a few days now the majority of students are going to give a big part of their attention to that very interesting student activity that is covered under the one sinister term: "politics." There are a number rof views that can and should be taken of Hill polities. In the first place, they are invitable. In the second, they are not the grappling, opinion-stiffing creatures that they are so often pictured as being. This is not a coat of white-wash intended to portray all political parties on the Hill as perfect specimens of cleanliness and honor, but it is an attempt at appreciation of this little-appreciated student activity. Neither of the big parties in Hill politics are empowered to say arbitrarily "This man shall run for office, and this man shall not." It the final analysis, it is the man himself who says this. Let a man through his conduct as a student, through his activity in lines athletic, scholastic or social show himself to be a man a bit above the average, and one or both of the existing parties are going to be waiting upon him to secure the strength that his name will add to their ticket Another angle is that the average student of the University is not interested enough, and has not the time to go out "on his own" and find out who are the better qualified men. The political parties do that for the student, and they display the merits of their respective candidates so as to give the student an opportunity to choose for himself. A study of the two tickets that are being placed before the student body this week will bear out the statement made here. There are enough good men among the students to provide two candidates for each position, and the parties this year have done remarkably well in selecting these men. This spring, nearer than ever before, one who has the best interests of student government at heart can sit back with some satisfaction, and with a fair degree of sincerity say: "May the Best Man Win." A MODEL ATHLETE As the leader of a team the captain is supposed to exemplify all that is great in an athlete. The basketball team could not have chosen more wisely than they did in picking Paul Endacott for their next year's captain. It has often been contended that athletes are a detriment to a man's scholastic attainments in the university, but the new basketball captain would seem to prove that this need not be true. As a student he is far above the average. It is just such athletes as these that will keep college sports from sinking to the level of dishonesty and graft to which many people belive them to be descending. There is no need to enlarge on his athletic ability. There are few people on the campus who are ignorant of the Official Daily University Bulletin Number 8. Volume 1. Copy received until 11:00 a. m. BUDGET COMMITTEE CONFERENCES: Notice is hereby given of meetings of the budget committee on salaries. The committee consists of the dean of administration, the head of the department concerned, and the deans of the schools in which the meetings will be held in the office of Dean Brandt, 104 Fraser Hall, and the schedule for Wednesday as is follows: APRIL 4,1922. 9:00 a. m.—Bacteriology. 10:30 a. m. Botany E. J. KELLY, Dean of Administration. 2:00 p. m.-Entomology. 2:30 p. m-Zeology. LENTEN ORGAN RECITAL OMITTED: LUKE Professor Skillton's regular Lenten. Organ Recital will be omitted, this week on account of the recorder of Reaper Chapel. record, for there was never a stealer, more consistent player than Endocott. He will be a worthy captain of a worthy team. The 56-pound weight event will be held for the Intra-Mural Track meet on April 13. Verily thirteen is an unlucky number or else some of the organizations have entered supermen for the event. "PLEASE" Plain Tales from the Hill It is going to be interesting to watch the degree of success with which the last attempt to keep thoughtless students off the grass meets. We're wondering just what the psychological effect of this simple "Please" that has been set up to bar the trespassing test will be. An exciting life does the politician lead Figuring out the ordinary thought process of the ordinary individual it ought to work very well. But isn't this side that the person who is so unusually constructed mentally that he or she thinks nothing of being the cause of unsightly paths in the grassy plots of our campus isn't going to be subjected to any ordinary psychological rules. We're afraid there is that angle, but we hope that a few, at least will head that very appropriate, very plaintive "Please." When Spring Elections come around; With a whiz and a bang he is off with the gang When he thinks there's a vote in sight. To a bland smile he throws every one he knows That frames up the platform sound (?) But he's got comketish, and his ear nest wish 1- 10 win on good or right. Now, does a politician put it over on fight? No, he works at night When voters are bent over books. He pays them a call and uses such call. That the voters acclaim, "What crooks!" But a slick lot has each organization bought We are now in an age in which the sweet day in question has reached the point of hailing all comers, whether well-known or not. She is perfectly willing to respond to a negligent greeting in the form of a mumbled "Hub!" or a surly nod—she glows and curries" a reply with the same gudge with which the medieval lady replied. She apparently extends her greeting. Naturally few persons get more than they expect or think they deserve, and the time may come when the man stalks elegantly by and the lady dowsher her spring hat in honor of the occasion—Michigan Daily. To do their campaign philandering. With promise of fame, he'll walk till he's like Time was when woman was sweetly dignified and aloof. No man was worth recognition in the feminine field of vision unless his hat was off and his head was bowed in token of his deference. That time has passed. While for him those who lost are glandering. "THE GREETING EVOLUTES" To help some aspirant in meandering To the heights of the Hill's political bills Well, as far we see, the master key $ I_{8} $ the title-A future Boss Tweed. H. L. BUTLER, Dean. And what reward for his wonderful deed? As a framer he's feared till his own soul he's seared, Time was when her inquiring gaze became less villed and subtle, and she was perfectly willing to recognize a centenially salutation in a respectfully defied hat and a courteous word. As the poet said time passed. Jayhawks Flown Another student of the side rule has forsaken his profession and entered the legal field. Raymond Jones, 'o9, g14, is at present first assistant examiner in the Patent office at Washington, D. C., and was admitted for the Supreme Court of the District of Columbia in October, 1920. Mary Helen Keith, A.B.14, is living in Laramie, Wyoming. Miss Keith writes that Laramie is a small but attractive town with an elevation of nearly 7000 feet and a decidedly invigorating climate which she hopes will make her corpulent. Undoubtedly many students on the Hill will impatient awit word of favorable results. As spring approaches, Howard H Wikoff, '12, 400-137. She LaSall-street, Chicago, remembers the midnight political haunts. Mr. Wikoff is associated with the firm of Adams, Follanabe, Hawley and Shorey. "Who runs the K. I., political near-bee party now?" Wikoff writes and he builds a story to肩 them. K. I. hoff also questions that he found an ex-Tiger who offered him on the Kansas-Missouri game last fall. He accepted. On Other Hills Faval Foval of Winfield has been elected to pilot the 1923 basketball team at the Kansas State Agriculture team. He played two years on the varsity team. The Intercollegiate Glee Club Competition held at Carnegie Hall, Columbia University, N. Y., gives Harvard the title and cap with a total of 250 points in reports. Columbia was given third place, two points behind the Yale Club. John F. Heine, e97, evidently tired of the outdoor life for now he is patent attorney for the Singer Manufacturing company of Elizabeth, New York, where he has been admitted to the bar if the Supreme Court of the United States. The College of Commerce of the University of Iowa plans to have an annual celebration called the Mart. This year a dance is given. Next year a banquet will be a part of the entertainment. New attractions will be added each year until the celebration lasts a week. A college education can soon be acquired at hme through the wireless telephone medium. New York University announced today plans for the establishment of a broadcasting station at its Washington square division, from which classes in all its courses will be conducted. "Suiting You" THAT'S MY BUSINESS WM. SCHULTZ 917 Mass. St. NORTHWESTER N Summer Term, Wednesday, June 21 to Wednesday, August 23, 1922 Fall Term, opens Monday, September 25. UNIVERSITY LAW SCHOOL (The oldest Law School in Chicago) The Summer Faculty includes members of the Supreme Courts of the following states Colorado, South Carolina, West Virginia. Requirements for Admission Candidates for a degree. Proof of satisfactory completion of three years of college study. Auditors. Members of the bar who either cannot meet the above requirements or who do not ask for credit for studios. Special Students. Proof of completion of four years of high school or its equivalent. For bulletins and detailed information, address Secretary of Education for the northern University Building, 31 West Lake Street, Lakewood. All Want advertisements are cash. 11 Five times, 60 times, 60 times. Over 15 words in the ad more than 20 times, 20 times. No want ad imaged for less than 25 cents in the ad more than 20 cents. No want ad imaged for less than 25 cents in the ad more than 20 cents. No Committee members of the University of Iowa are planning for the opening of their Memorial Union Drive. Plans will be completed Saturday and the drive will open Monday morning. "Knickers" for men students have appeared on the Ohio State University Campus. Members of a social organization there decided that Ohio State was due to follow the lead of the more Eastern schools, where knickerbackers are common campus sightings. Accordingly a number of these men bought outfits, and except for a few deserters christening con- sisted of a parade about the campus to give the school early notice of what to expect next. Send the Daily Kansan home. WANT ADS FRATERNITIES and Sororites. You want to buy a home on good terms? 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So it goes; variety is the spice that will make every woman like these very clever $2.50, $2.95, $3.75 Every day our advertisements bring you news of merchandise, just arrived and of the especially fine values being offered. DO THEY CALL YOU "A well-dressed man?" If you're not well dressed you ought to be You know what a lot of satisfaction you get out of it if they do. It doesn't cost much here Hart Schaffner & Marx clothes wear so long that you'll buy less often than you do now We'll show you PECKHAMS They Head The Common Sense Ticket JOE BLOOMER President PAUL ENDACOTT 1st Vice-President CHARLEY BLACK 2nd Vice-President BOB SMITH Secretary MAX LAWELLIN Treasurer PETE WHITE Cheerleader YOUR VOTE WILL DECIDE "It's the Candidate that Counts"