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THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
Official student paper of the University
of Kansas
of Kansas
subscription price $2.50 in advance for the first nine months of the academic year; $2.00 for one semester; 50 cents a month; 16 cents a week.
Entered as second-class mail matter
September 17, 1910, at the post office
at Lawrence, Kansas, under the act of
March 3, 1879.
Published in the afternoon five times a week by students in the Dept of History, University of Kansas, for the free University of Kansas, from the greet of the Department of Journalism
Address all communication to:
THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
Lawrence, Kansas
Phones, K. U. 25 and 66
The Daily Kannan aims to place
the University of Kannan, to go fur-
ward by standing for the ideas we
foster; to be the亮堂; to be cheerful
concern to other means in all its
projects; to contribute to the
students of the University.
EDITORIAL STAFF
Editor-in-Chief Joe Turnes
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Campus Editor Chester Shaw
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Flain Tales Editor Wilfred Wittgenstein
Exchange Marion Shipley
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FRIDAY, MARCH 31, 1922.
O. U. CLEANS HOUSE
The bugaboo of crooked collegiate athletics stuck its head up within Missouri Valley Conference circles recently, and got very promptly and efficiently stepped on. The track coach of Oklahoma University, deprived on the eve of a dual track meet of one of his stars, resorted to the use of what is commonly known as a "ringer." He won his meet, but upon discovery he lost his job. With him went the "ringer," a former track captain.
The authorities of Oklahoma University are to be commended upon their prompt decision to follow the right course of action. There has been heretofore too much of turning the blind side to little unethical practices in collegiate athletics, practices which, because of their universal prevalence, received a smurphy O. K. or were simply overlooked. We can have little hope for an immediate and sweeping clean-up of all intercollegiate athletic organizations, but at least we can predict that the firm action of Bennie Owen, Sooner coach, and those who stand behind hm, has put a damper on such practices within the Valley Conference for some time to come.
Now that the automobiles have finished the plowing, let's get the corn planted in front of Ad. building.
THE POOR MUSICIAN
Now comes the musician with another tale concerning the evil effects of prohibition. The Eighteenth Amendment, it seems, combined with the Volstad Act is slowly but surely depriving the musician of a trade. According to Ralph O'Hare, president of the Chicago Musicians' Club, lack of liquor results in a lack of musical appreciation and he adds that buttermilk to him contains nothing but "measures of rest."
That appreciative patron of the arts who formerly inhabited the front seat of musical comedies and voceferently applauded anything and everything, just so it was music, is sadly missed. The man who has wandered for thirsty months on our dry Sahara can never reach those high planes of spontaneous and commendatory outburst after hearing a plantive rendition of the old favorite, "Drink to me only with thine eyes," which was always forthcoming in the old lakes when the figure of speech has some real meaning to the listener.
This theory that Mr. Oifara advances explains many things. For example, why Kansas is so lacking in the higher aspects of musical appreciation; why there aren't more communities over the state such as we find at Lindsberg; why we haven't produced more men like Skilton. And why there aren't more student orchestras on the Hill.
This is a wonderful chance for the men promoting the concert course at this University. If they can only see
Official Daily University Bulletin
Volume 1.
MARCH 31, 1922.
Copy received until 11:00 a. m.
Notice is hereby given of meetings of the budget committee on salaries. The committee consists of the dean of administration, the head of the department concerned, and the deans of the schools which allow credit for the given salaries. At the request of the department, Mr. Dean Brann 104 Fraser Hall, and the schedule for Monday as is follows:
Number 6
BUDGET COMMITTEE CONFERENCES:
9:00 a. m.—Ancient Languages.
10:00 a. m. — Germanic Languages
3:00 p. m. — Hispanic Languages
2:00 p m.—Hispanic Languages.
3:30 p. m.—Romance Languages.
8:00 p. m.—Romance Languages.
F. J. KLEY, Dean of Administration.
SIXTH NUMBER OF UNIVERSITY CONCERT COURSE:
Margaret Romaine, Soprano from the Metropolitan Opera Company, will give the sixth number of the University Concert Course in Robinson Auditorium.
to it that a sufficient supply of look as it should. A little thought-*booth* "bouch" is judiciously spread over fulness on the part of the individual the town before each concert their would keep things in pretty good success is assured. Mr. O'Hara shape. If we're going to get clean, should be congratulated and awarded let's keep clean! The Nobel prize for psychological
A STRIKE PANACEA
Ernest Wells, 12-year old son of a western Kansas farmer swallowed a half-dollar the other day. According to the boy's story, he was only fooling with it, but the half seems to be in Ernest.
That a coal strike is inevitable is manifested by the general public in that they already refer to its as "it," it being the biggest question up before American industries at the present time. Every thing is being done to avert it that can be done, but the attempts at conclusion start too late. The real cause could be traced to a very small and insignificant reason, but time and a growing restenment have done their part in making it large enough to effect the whole country.
Secretary of Labor Davis has diversified a plan which he calls "key men in industry" and which he thinks will settle industrial disputes long before the crisis arrives. He incorporates the plan of having a conciliator in each of the fifteen or twenty major industries, each man a qualified expert in the industry entrusted to him.
These key men are to hunt out the small difficulties which invariably develop into cause for a strike, and submit them to an adjustment of public opinion. It is conceded that the opinion of the public generally rules in such matters as strikes and lockouts.
Qualifications for the key men are very high, and indeed they would have to be if the judgments they handed down were fair to both sides. Davis says they must have technical knowledge, know the industry from top to bottom, and have personal authority to give weight to judgment.
H. L. BUTLER, Dean.
Another thing. A clean-up is a mighty fine thing but it only partially serves the purpose of making a city
Townpeople, however, are not the only ones included in the category. The university must keep pace with the movement and those students who own or are interested in private property are asked to lend their hearty support to the movement.
The coal industry, being a public utility, is the principal object aimed at. Practically every other industry depends on it, if not directly as a source of power, indirectly for railway transportation and for heat. Every one directly or indirectly affected by a strike is ready for a settlement by force or any other means before a strike is over. And if there is any way to avert strikes, it should be given due consideration. If a real victory could be gained by a strike, probably that would be the best way to gain pacification in industry. But o far, a strike has never won a real
CLEAN-UP WEEK
The Mayor has issued a proclamation for a clean-up week beginning April 8. Property owners are requested to assist in the work of beautifying the city and removing all possible fire hazards. The city sanitary department has its disposal this year plenty of wagons to facilitate the prompt removal of any garbage or refuse and there is no excuse for anything but the heartiest co-operation.
AN OLD STORY
Newspaper reports say Villa, Mexico's former "bad man," will go into the packing business. Well since early childhood, he's been packing a couple of six guns, and he ought to be used to the sight of blood.
gentleman, goes to the penitentiary for a seven year term. His offense was forging and other handwriting activities.
Beverly Chew, ex-army officer and
"When the eyes are shut, the hearing becomes more acute," says Dr. Naismith. From observations about the classroom (if there can be any left to observe) the students are faithfully trying out this experiment.
a member of that vast sisterhood called for want of a better name, "Gold Diggers," and he got royally fleeced.
What a fool! And yet there is another side to it. We are told by prominent eugenists that we are all potential criminals and that back of every crime there is generally a reason. In this case, is happens to be a woman. How unausual? Whether he was blind or misguided or went into the thing with his eyes wide open, no one knows. But he married
Ut the old, old story of Eve and the apple. Somebody is always trying to lay the blame on the other fellow and the chances are all to blove. Maybe Chew would have been a lax breaker if he had never seen the woman who became his wife. He's getting his; the woman, whether she i-incorrect or not, is free.
a member of that vast sisterhood
Her conscience? Do you think woman who would willfully send man up for seven years has one of these things?
Plain Tales from the Hill
Heard about the Hill
On the board walk in front of Center Ad:
"Is she a good musician?"
The faculty of Ohio University expelled fifteen students for cribbing in mid-semester and term examinations. As a result it is reported that the amount of cheating has greatly decreased.
The father-in-law, well-lined banker, to F. S. "Doe," that is the last banquet I shall be able to give. I can no longer meet our interest payments." S. J. sighing, sighing (to himself) S. guess, married for love after all."
rine landlady had demanded her last month's rent.
"Very. She knows when to quit."
At Registrar's window;
Assistant, to woman applicant for
degree: "How's your gym?"
Said the roomer (a Law): "You said I didn't? Well, I suppose you'll hold on to our agreement."
Absent-minded Senior: "Oh, he's just dear!"
On Ohio Street:
With the Classroom Wits
This stunner was told in Sociology
class on a former student (shame on
him)—
At Registrar's window:
At last the Millennium has arrived.
A Professor on the Hill, has admitted,
upon cross examination, that he is
not really well, well, well, they are
human, after all.
Ken Tennis' Player (to partner,
after winning stubbory contested
game); "You were absolutely top-
fighted when you played just like a
a-thwarted woman!"
Law: "Why, when I rented, you said I must pay in advance or not at all."
Landlady: "Agreement! What agreement?"
Before the rain:
The poitician is not the only type of human animal that indulges in mud slinging. This fact has been rather forcibly demonstrated to a number of students in recent rainy spring weather. The drivers of automobiles that frequent the campus are laying up another grievance against themselves; they are sliding mud not figuratively, but actually mud pedestrians are often the women pedestrians.
Student Opinion
Mud Slinging
Recently a large automobile became mired down near the entrance to the gymnasium, and as the driver had failed to equip his rear wheels wets tire chains the, the wheels were spinning on the floor. And at the rear end of the car was pointing toward the sidewalk, and students were hurrying to classes. The driver, however, seemed utterly oblivious to the pedestrians and sent shower after shower of mud on the walk. Two women who were going by failed to notice the predicament of the cat, and were literally sprayed with mud and water.
Cars keep the campus in front of the Administration Building cut into deep ruts continuously during wet weather, and these become filled with water. Drivers always attempt to get as near the walk as possible, and in the rush to the water and mud in the ruts all they can do on any students who may be passing.
The mud slingers are only a small per cent of the student automobile drivers, but they are acquiring a had reputation for the whole lot. Most students have mobile ruled off the University campus, but they do demand that the rights of pedestrians and especially of women be respected. The University authorities are watching the car drivers, and for their own good, the automakers would do well to "watch their step" unless they wish to wake up some morning and find an enclist, just as the dogs did, ruling them off the campus.
Jayhawks Flown
Just a Student.
R. J. Delano, A.B.'03, evidently has made good use of his K. U. politics, Mr. Delano is a new chairman of the Republican city committee in Kansas City and is directing the Republican campaign in the Kansas City municipal elections. This former KU man is head of the Mid-West Motor Securities company and of the Delano Park Realty and Loan company with offices in the Lathrop building.
Ferd Gottlieb, ff17.21, is now manager of the Julius Glaubt store of Pleasanton, exceeding his father who died last May. Ferdy is building up the business by the use of comparative prices, openly published, as a means of getting and keeping the confidence of the buying public. While in the University Ferdinand specialized in advertising in the department of journalism and was editor of the 1921 Jayhawker.
FRATERNTIES and Sororites.
do you want to buy a home on good
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Phone 97. 123-5-360
Radio outfits are all the rage now and Keith Cleverenger, 1909, is not to be outdour. Mr. Cleverenger has a radio outfit but on the day of the Zhysko-Lewis wrestling match he had his aerial down for repairs. Not to miss the returns from the match, Mr. Cleverenger in some manner hooked up to the camera as the returns of the bout and in addition put in on a concert for Denver and another one from Detroit. Cleverenger lives in Abilene.
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WANT ADS
WANTED—Student Printers for work in the afternoons. Apply at the Journalism Press.
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FOR RENT—Furnished six room modern home with garage near K. U b April 1st for at least six months.
LOST-Black notebook, No. 6 in Journalism building. Name Tom Johnson. Phone 448. 123-2-361
JOBS FOR YOUNG MEN—We offer employment for the summer with the largest concern hiring college men. From $400 to $600 during vacation. Mail inquiries to Sales Supervisor Mall Inquiries 404, Topka, Kansas. 123-3-5-8
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CIRCULAR FACTORS
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SIMMONS BROTHERS PLUMING
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Phone 2327, 8098, *MASS St.*
1st class work. Prices reasonable. Phone
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LAWRENCE OPTICAL COMPANY (Bx-
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HATS
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$1.75 Pens for 98c
HURD'S STATIONERY
736 Mass. Printing, Engraving
THE REXALL STORE
F. B. McCOLLOCH. Druggist Eastman Kodaks
E. Waterman and Conklin Fountain Pens 847 Mass. St.
"Suiting You"
THAT'S MY BUSINESS
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917 Mass, St.
SUMMER EMPLOYMENT
"GIFTS THAT LAST"
We offer employment for the summer with the largest concern hiring college men.
Position will pay from $400 to $600 during the vacation. Only men of initiative and character will be selected.
Apply at University Y, M.
C. A. Myers Hall, 9:00
A. M. to 4:00 P. M.
Thursday
The College Jeweler We Like To Do Little Jobs of Renaiting
--at
Easter 2 Weeks from Sunday!
San Tan Hats
$5
Other Hats, $4, $6, $7
"I want a San Tan Hat!" We hear that all day long in our hat department; everybody's asking for them; it's the stylish spring idea. Several shades of tan; deeper tan bands.
Phone 139 825 1-2 Mass.
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Bell's Flower Shop 9 825 1-2 Mass.
Gold Plated Boxes
Karess Talcum Powder ... 1.00
In Cold Plated Rouleid Cans
Karess Talcum Powder ... 1.00
Fiancee Takum Powder ... $ .7$
Fiancee & Karess Compacts
Large Size $1.50
Small Size .77
Refills ...50¢
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801 Mass. St.
Lawrence, Kan
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CAPITAL $100,000.00
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C. A. Hill, Vice-President and
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SURPLUS $100,000.00
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D. C. Asher, Cashier
Dick Williams, Assistant Cashier
W E. Hazen, Assistant Cashier
DIRECTORS
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