THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
Official student paper of the University
of Kansas
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Entered as second-class mail malt
September 17, 1910, at the post office
at Lawrence, Kansas, under the act of
March 5, 1879.
published in the afternoon five times a week by students in the Department of History at Oxford from the press of the Department of Journalism
The Daily Kannan aims, to picture the University of Kannan, to go forward with its standings by standing for the idea no other than to be clean;
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THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
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Editor-in-Chief Joe Turturri
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WEDNESDAY, MARCH 29, 1922.
CREDIT TO SCHLADEMAN
Kansas owns the Valley in indoo track after the decisive victory in Convention Hall Saturday night. A triumph over all the teams in the Missouri Valley is a commendable feat, and every man who participated in the athletic events in Kansas City is deserving of much credit for the high rank that K. U. now commands in the track field. Conscientious training, natural ability, and an understanding spirit has made the place that Kansas now holds possible, but probably to one man goes more credit than to any other. K Schlemanade, the Kansas coach, has been responsible to a large extent for the position that K. U. has gained in Valley track competition.
Schlademan has worked hard to put Kansas on the map in track athletics. In the past K. U. has not been successful in this sport as in others, and especially has this been true in the dual meets with Missouri. The victory over our ancient rival two weeks ago is the third in the history of the annual Kansas City battles in Convention Hall. The scores in the Missouri Valley contest shows the superiority of the Kansas team. Kansas has started in a new field -Violet indoor meetts—with a well-earned victory, and it is hoped that a precedent has been started by the Crimson and Blue that will never be broken.
When Kansas lost to Missouri last year through a foul loyal fans prediction that there was a new era in sight for K. U. in track. Their prediction has come true. Kansas looks supreme in Valley track circles. Schlademacher's three years of hard effort have not been in vain, and we salute the man who has developed one of the best-balanced teams in the history of K. U. athletics—Coach Schlademacher has proved his worth.
INSPECTION OF PLANES
THE recent airplane disaster off the coast of Florida brings home to us, the need for "enforced" safety in regard to airships. Something happens every day that makes us cling to our old "safety first" slogan. Here is another instance. It seems that somewhere every day, someone is killed or injured on account of a defective plane. No one ever hears of poor pilots. Of course there may be several of these, but the license required to operate a plane does much to limit these.
As yet, nothing has been done to get at the main cause of these airship troubles. It is the unexpected naturally which causes the disasters, but the probability of trouble ought to be reduced to the highest possible degree.
The only apparent solution to the question is government inspection of the air-machines. This inspection would have to be often moreover, or it would prove useless. The plots of these planes themselves are careful in going over them, but sometimes
they miss a small detail which is the cause of a ship's ruin and the loss of lives.
If there were regular plane inspectors, just as there are elevator inspectors, who would have power to condemn faulty ships, safety would be nearer. The government will have to come to some such system, for the airship business will some day no doubt rival the wonderful flare in auto sales during the last decade. However, these inspectors must be competent to judge or nothing will be gained, except to create a few more offices for the "needy." At present, there are not a great many privately owned planes, but when the time does come, and it surely will, drastic action will have to be taken.
THE ANTI-CANINE EDICT
THE AND CINEMAS
Firm in the determination that no stone shall be left unturned in the effort to make Kansas the possessor of a "Campus Beautiful," the powers that have issued the edict that here shall be no dogs on the University campus.
Just what measures are going to be taken to enforce this ruling it is hard to say. There was something said about a dog pound in the edict, but so far Pi, Don and Company have missed not a single class, morning or afternoon.
This anti-canine edict is no doubt well founded and reasonable—as an extreme measure. But isn't the usual program to take the more apparent measures before resorting to the extremes? Granting that in the exuberance of the chase, some of our canine Hill characters may have wrought havoc to sidewalk or shrubbery, isn't it true that much more hasvoc is brought by those who refuse to consider what is the proper use for sidewalks, and by their digressions wear unsightly paths across the grassy areas of the campus?
Besides, there are two angles to dogs have been with us a long time and have earned the right to be considered as traditions and treated as friends. On the other hand the rabbits, who are participi crinimus through their offering themselves to be pursued and dug after, are transient beings, neither knowable nor reliable. Why not, in consideration of the natural laws of seniority and the equally natural ties of friendship, ban the cottontail from the campus and leave the canine in peace?
PHI BETA KAPPA ELECTION
the recent Phi Beta Kappa election
discloses the fact that of the twenty-
four elected to membership in the
fraternity, twelve are residents of
Lawrence and live here in the homes
of parents or relatives.
The question arises whether the Lawrence students are brighter than others, or Lawrence High School graduates are better fitted to cope with the problems of university student life than graduates of other schools. They may be, but it is more probable that Lawrence students find the home atmosphere more conducive to a high average of work than those living under different conditions.
The disturbing elements common in most fraternity, sorority and rooming houses are less likely to enter into the home students' hours of study.
houses are less likely to enter into the home students' hours of study. The pressure of outside influences are not so everpresent with the Lawrence student. He can go to his home at will and there he may put everything else aside for the time being and concentrate on study.
Not so with the student at the house where many students are thrown together in a more or less haphazard fashion. Telephones jangle, doors slam, voices echo in the balls, someone hits a few discords on the piano and a hundred other noises that cannot be accounted for distract his attention from the thing he happens to be attempting at the moment. The very fact that there are many others about him even though all else is quiet is enough to detract from his work.
So while the deserving Lawrence students are to be commended for winning such a high percentage of the academic laurels, there may be an underlying reason why they are able to show such a large representation in the last election to the great honorary fraternity.
IN THE HOME OF HEALTH
At a concert performance last week the feature of the evening was the fact that more than half of the audience slept soundly throughout the program.
This is no commentary on the quality of the performance. On the contrary it was a very interesting entertainment. The key to the matter was the lack of ventilation.
In the late afternoon of that day there had been a convocation in the Gymnasium, which from two to three thousand students attended. Following this meeting there was apparently no attempt to flush the huge room with clean fresh air. Hues the evening crowd was fairly drugged by
the poisonous atmosphere resultant from the afternoon meeting.
from the afternoon meeting.
This is the more unfortunate and unforgivable because of the fact that it happened in the very seat of health teaching, the Gymnasium. It was probably an accidental oversight, but just the same a menace to students gathering, a discourse to the performers, and a count against the University management.
Plain Tales from the Hill
The Chancellor's wife was seen hosting her flower garden yesterday. Someons r ports a palm beach suit fitting here and there, the weaver seeming to fear identity in this hawk came! Dandelions are beginning to blois-
Signs of Spring:
By the way, why not have another Olympics to decide whether or否es the frish class keep the dandelion in bloom? And lighten the lather of Hare & Hare.
Dandelions are beginning to blossom on our campus beautiful.
The meenest trick of the school
Here is how it is
On Other Hills
wear: Here is how to K. C., to buy bring suit and衣服 Wool Broth-receives suit and衣服 Student A buys. He receives suit and shows it off to roommates. He then puts suit carefully waits till Saturday night when he springs it on the public. Everything does nicely until A meets another student, B. B is interested in A's buy and asks him what label chooses was made. A label on B and A finds that some dolls dipped out the Wool Bro, label and substituted a well-known coast-to-coast walk a-flight-and-saveen-doll company's label. Mean So says Chester Shore, the victim.
Seventy-five students of the University of South Carolina have organized a "single standard of morals" club, which the Carolina men hope later to enlarge into a national organization of college men. The purpose of the club are to build up the student bodies of the colleges and universities of the country a strong sentiment against the so-called double standard of morals and add the weight of organization to the denial of the doctrine that a man may "sow his wild cats" with impunity. The club also would use its influence, according to E.B. Smith, a leader in the organization of the club, to "put every fresh element the right treat, into the hands of him let him know that he should be proud, rather than ashamed to say that he is a chaste man."
This honor came in recognition of the authorship of Dean Wilbur's books, *England: Crusade and Chronicle*, English Baptist Church, beside other literary works.
Students and friends of George Washington University take great pride in the honor recently conferred upon Dean William Allen Wilbur in his election to the National Press Club. This is without question the most exclusive journalist's club in the world and includes in its membership many of the most distinguished Americans, of whom the following are representative of its type: President Harding, Vice President Coolidge, Woodrow Wilson, General Pershing, William Bryan Bryans, Governor Gavin Pollutzer, G. C. Blythe, Edward W. Bok, Tom Wallace and Professor Daniel C. Chace, of George Washington University.
At recent faculty meeting at the University of Southern California, President von Kleinsmid announced that the University would hereafter discountenance the habit of allowing undergraduate students to attend classes. This step was taken, he said, to raise the standard of instruction given at this institution.
The University of Nevada offers a prospector's short course. Twenty-two men are registered in this course and will attend the four-week's session in the Mackay
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TEA FOR SENIOR AND GRADUATE WOMEN STUDENTS:
MARCH 29,1922
The University Women's Club will entertain with a tea in Myers Hall, Thursday afternoon from 3:30 to 5:30 o'clock, for all senior women and women in the Graduate School. No individual invitations have been issued for this tea, but all graduate and senior women students are hereby cordially invited.
Number 4
MRS. E. B. STOUFFER, Secretar
FINE ARTS MUSIC STUDENT RECITAL:
The regular weekly private recital by music students of the School of Fine Arts will be held Thursday afternoon at 3:30 in Finner Chapel.
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The fact that the University campus is first, last and always a place for the studious-minded has again been brought to light by the recent edict barring the use of flashcards in the authorities fear that the fun-loving disposition of the canine and his desire to carouse in the open air may in a great measure be incubated into the habits of the students with a supervitality of mental inertia.
“PI,” the patriarch of the “I Chase Cat Association,” will not be with us long, according to many of his friends. For a dog so long revered and with so much self-esteem to be placed in a common “pound” would work have with his feelings. At “PIs’” advanced age it is thought that news of such a decree would result in a collusion perhaps fatal. However the lapse of time has forced him to forget and bring his knowledge of the law, picked up during many well-spent hours in Green Hall, into practice in some dog tribunal.
"Pi," Canine L.L.B., May Get Out An Injunction Against the New "No Dogs on the Campus" Rule
Among the interesting signs of the times is the work undertaken by the students of the University of San Marcos in Lima, Peru conductingive laborers, having taught working men. San Marcos is the oldest university in America, having been founded a hundred years earlier than Harvard. It is proposed that there be an interchange of professors between American universities; and the Chili and California have already arranged for such neighborly visitations.
A uniform accounting system is being instituted at Ohio State University to assure the sound financial conduct of various campus societies and clubs. It provides for an official audit of all books and accounts of such organizations. It also provides for a full and complete report upon contracts, receipts and expenditures—Ohio State Lantern.
The student, like the wage-earner,
is paid by the hour. He has his day's
work cut out for him, and every hour
he misses is chalked up against his
pay-roll. Only the time-clock is lock-
ing for him to punch as he encases
the cards in the drawer. But the
cards are both foreman and time-
learner; he does his job well.
Pay day comes around only twice a year in the University. In February and in June the grand reckoning is made, and the student marches boldly up to seek his reward. If he has been a good workman站坐, then he is paid accounting. But his sins of theft are amply repaid; and he finally finds that his pay has been cut because now and then he has failed to report for duty.
LOST—One Delta Upsilon jeweled pin. Phone Houk at 707. 122-2-358
H. L. BUTLER, Dean
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No longer will "Wooglin" "Rags," "Tam," "Rex," "Nex," and "Csgambol on the campus green in the morning hours, assimilating journalism, law and analytics, but if such is ventured, will hold solemn convoction in the Oread "housewow" wondering at the new order of things and recalling what he was doing when dog, man, and the motor car were equally regarded.
However, one dog individual may still remain, and carry, the glowing wreath of "Pis" into future collegiate cycles—the nuxuried iron king, "Jerry" of Phi PsI association, for, according to those who have observed the beast, only nature's remedy, old age, combined with the efforts of Mr.Shea's policemen, can rid him from the Oread stampling grounds.
And so, when present-day A. B.'s have been cashed in, the campus dog will belong to the ages, having taken his place along with the South American plesiosaurus and the Yale bull dog.
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