THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN 1. 下列各词中,读音最接近的词语是( )A. 喝水 B. 喝茶 C. 喝牛奶 D. 喝咖啡 UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University of Kansas of Kansas Subscription price $2.50 in advance for the first nine months of the academic year; $2.50 for one semester; $50 enchant a month; 15 cents a week. Entered as second-class mail matter September 17, 1910, at the post office at Lawrence, Kansas, under the act of March 3, 1879. Published in the afternoon five times a week by students in the Department of Journalism at the University of Kansas, the University of Kansas, the Department of Journalism Address all communication to THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas Phones. K. U. 25 and 66 The Daily Kaanan asks, to play the role of a university student of the University of Kansas to go for tuition by standing for the ideals that it wishes to be clear, to be charitable to be clean, to be cheerful to leave more affluent-professional careers EDITORIAL STAFF Editor-in-Chief ... Elmer Seifert Associate Editor... Phyllis Paterson Jacques Turner Campus Editor ... Clare Pergamon Editor ... Marcia E. Mullen Telegraph Editor ... Mary Sibbley Plain Tales Editor ... Reni Hubei Exchange Editor ... Lottie Lesh BUSINESS STAFF Business Manager ___ Lloyd Ruppenth Aasat, Business Mgr. ___ James Connel Aasat, Business Mgr. ___ Conwell Carle BOARD MEMBERS George McVey Margaret Larkett Willford*4 Husband Stella Dutton Hill McRae Sorrell Marla Pleasant Armerne Ambergerer Morton Jacqueline Gilmore Schultz THURSDAY, MARCH 23, 1922. WELCOME NEWS ON THE CAMPUS Every student, faculty member, former student, and alumnus of the University of Kansas receives with much joy and anticipation the information that Hare and Hare, landscape gardeners, are laying out plans for the beautification of Mount Oread. The statement, made by one of the members of the firm, that the keynote of the new plan was the working out of a general program to avoid a haphazard appearance of the future University would seem to indicate that some day our campus will rank with the best-planned of other universities and colleges in the country. Nature has developed a perfect site for K. U., but the proper care and development has been neglected. It now begins to look as if we were actually going to take advantage of our opportunity and give the campus a much-needed "sprucing up." Everyone recognized that the University was sadly in need of landscape gardening, but no one made a move to supply the need. Chancellor Lindley has seen the "missing-link" in the aesthetics, and has started the ball rolling on the Hill. The plans as outlined are intended to unify the buildings in the years to come as well as now, grading down of the land in front of the Administration Building, construction of paved roads and walks, improvements on the entrances to the campus and Stadium, gardening of the lawns, leveling and sodding, the following out of the quadrangle scheme in the location of buildings—all these when completed will give the University of Kansas the most beautiful campus that rightfully was intended for Mount Oread. May there be no unnecessary delay until this end is reached. RELATIVE VALUES The presence of Doctor Gilkey on the campus brings up the age-old question of values. He brings with him a very practical religion. And he is shrewd enough to know that the first and most important question in the minds of college men and women is Is it worth anything? Life is pretty much a series of orientations in which the individual is constantly endowing to fix his or her relative values. At the age of six, we have an altogether different outlook on life from at sixteen, or twenty-six. As we grow older and wiser, our perspectives become broader and we adjust ourselves to new values. The college age is sometimes referred to as the "dangerous age." And in a sense this is quite true. The college age is a transition period between youth and manhood or womanhood. Some of the greatest adjustments of life occur then. And the danger lies in the fact that, without proper guidance we are prone to get our values mixed. We pick and choose, but we usually follow the line of least resistance. We regard our religion as non-essential because, according to our system of values, the benefits accruing from a profession of Christianity do not seem commensurate with the sacrifices involved. Bitter opposition has never been the most pressing problem of the christian church. Neglect and procrastination, rather. Consider the collegian again. For everyone who is ap to say, "I do not believe in God," there are a hundred who would answer that query: "Of course I do. But let's not go into that." We prefer to follow the mad press of humanity lest if we pause for an instant we lose out in the race. And ultimately? Why ultimately, we expect to go to heaven because people talk a good bit about it and it seems to be the logical thing to do. But that is tomorrow. "Manana sera otra dia," the Spanish say. Just now we are too busy. A kind coach is Jesus Christ. For he lets us play on the promise that we'll try to get a basket just before the whittle blows A man in New York State by the name of Lord is going to marry a girl by the name of Helper. The society editors better figure out a new heading for it. YEA. KANSAS Every once in a while there come a time when we who are blesst by living in this sunny old state of Kansas are just naturally forced to lean back in our chairs, hoist our brougues to the table and indulge in a session of that old school boy practice of patting ourselves on the back. Take this last two weeks of spring, weather. It was dry, just as dry at the proverbial bone. Then came snows, followed by rains, rains, rains, until we began to count up the days and the nights on our way to an expected forty and forty. The creeks and the rivers rose, and the flats began to be flooded, and then—came one em' Now leaves are bursting, birds are singing, grass is springing up. Oh! It's a wonderful old State, is Kansas. Pat, pat, pat! You are usually willing to find almost anything about the girl you intend to marry but another fellow's arm. PRICE ON PATRIOTISM Opponents of the Bonus Bill argue that the soldier who accepts a bonus is selling his "help" and placing a mono- etary price on patriotism; a soldier bonus is a "patriotic money-order," they cry. But halos are cold comfort to 75,000 war veterans now jobless in New York alone and would the soldier be selling his halo by accepting compensation from the Government? If such is the case, then all American war veterans have sold their halos and put a price on patriotism, because the United States has always provided for its war heroes. After the Indian wars Washington and his men took a very substantial bonus. The Father of His Country accepted another after the Revolution. Lafayette recognized the "dollar sign." In fact he had 200,000 of them presented to him, in addition to 20,000 acres of land in Florida. Men who have fought in other wars received pensions. The acceptance of money from the government which the soldier preserves does not extinguish a spark of patriotism. When the time comes for patriotic duty, there was no hesitation because there was no financial gain in sight. But the after-war conditions have made soldier assistance necessary. The nation should be as willing to serve its people as for the people to serve their country. It ought to work both ways. A bonus for the World War veterans won't remove their halos. It will make life more comfortable while wearing them. The people forgive Washington and they ought to forgive the heroes of the Argonne and the Meuse as well. No one ever begged any of the money given to the first President of the United States—and he didn't need it. There ought to be no unbraining of the soldiers for accepting a bonus because they need it. Plain Tales from the Hill This is the question the members of the University Band are turning over in their minds as a result of several recent incidents. The boys complain that they have to keep their instruments in hand at all times, if they do not wish to be mistaken for bell-boys, porters and the like. "Do we look like bell-hops?" "Going up?" asked a gentleman of the musician as he stood near the elevator door. "Call a taxi, please," requested a boy one of the band boys as he was loafing in a prominent Kansas City hotel. "Here you are, son," said a portly man as he shoved his grip at one of the bows. "Rotten porter service we get here," growled the bearish person, as he glanced meaningly at several memorials. "You tell them they talked about the lobby of a hotel. The band members are just wondering. That's all. WANT ADS All Want advertisements are cash. 1. All want five injections 60 cents. Over 15 words Five injections 60 cents. Over 15 words. Three injections 60 cents. Three injections 60 cents. Cash must always accompany payment. Cash must always accompany payment. FOR RENT--Furried six room modern home with garage near K. 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