UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANJAN
Official student paper of the University
of Kansas
of Kansas
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Entered as second-class mail matter September 17, 1910, at the post office at Lawrence, Kansas, under the act of March 3, 1879.
Published in the afternoon five times a week by students in the Dept. of History, University of Karaa, from the press at the Department of Journalism
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THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAS
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Phones. K. U. 25 and 66
EDITORIAL STAFF
The Daily Kannan aims to provide a platform for all students of the University of Kansas to go further, by standing for the ideal the students offer to be clean, to be cheerful, to make more serious problems less difficult, and to improve the quality of students of the University.
Editor-In-Chief
Aksou Editor
Phyton Editor
Campus Editor
Clare Penguroon
Raymond Dien
Market Manager
Pedograph Editor
Plain Tales Editor
Bob Hibbs
Exchange Editor
Lottie Leah
BUSINESS STAFF
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FRIDAY, MARCH 24, 1922
CHERCHEZ LA FEMME
Another gentleman has just taken the witness stand in the case of Men vs. Women, otherwise known as the double standard squabble. It seems the other way he was on his way to claus. He was walking at a rapid rate along the Board Walk which at that time was also serving the traffic as a causeway on account of the accumulated water and mud on either side. Now the gentleman testifies that he was forced to detour by several successive waves of co-ords, marching five alight like some conquerring army.
The worst part about it, this is by no means the first offense of its kind nor the only kind. A rather alarming proportion of Mt. Oread's organdie knock-outs seem to be laboring under the misapprehension that when it comes to discourtesy, they can show the vaccination scar. Ask them why they call a man a big boor who does the same thing and they'll more than likely tell you that you are rude, besides being impatient. There's a world of meaning in such an assertion but very little argument.
If there is any virtue in the single standard idea it must be in forcing the men to accept the higher standard. Ever since the beginning of time they have looked to the women to set the pace. What a rude snuck it would be for some of these duel-fighting followers of the fair standard of chivalry to spend a day on the Hill. If some of these future homeowners would pull some of their stunts before a looking glass, they might get at what the Scotchman meant when he said: "A' would the power some giftegie us—"
THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
William Jennings Bryan says that he may have been up a tree a good many times but he has never lived in one.
K. U. MOVIES
There has been some talk about producing a motion picture of University life and of the campus scenes, and for several reason we believe it is a good thing. There is no way of preserving our history and our traditions more effectively than by moving pictures; even the slightest incident is reproduced. As one professor said a romantic love story with the couple getting married at the end if the fifth reel would be noting short of absurd. However, the plans that other universities have used could be copied if nothing better could be devised.
University life has always been a sort of mystery to most people. They wonder at our traditions and think sometimes that university students, for the most part, are exceptionally foolish.
High school students have a vague idea about university life. Some of them, for various reasons, go on to a university after they have completed the high school. The explanation for
their coming might be easily explained—somewhere at some time they have seen something that appealed to them about the University. It might have been a photo of an athlete, a measure or two of a song, a starry, or other things.
A University motion picture unoubtedly will supply a great number of the high school students with an napiration to come to college who would not have come otherwise. It would, in a way, pass on those thrills we experience at every athletic contest to eager boys and girls, and as a result, their destinies would be changed. And where is the old grad who would not like to see Tommy Johnson go for an end run in moving pictures?
If any one at any time happens to
the need of exercise we can re-
commend to him that there is an
over supply of dumb bells on this cam-
THE LOTUS EATER
Marshal Neilson's last stupendous production calls for more imagination than the average adult has to give. It is different and yet pretty much the same. A dying father tells his son to shun women until he is thirty. This he does although he is not able to escape the clutches of a shallow butterfly. So, his heart completely broken, he returns again to the island of his dreams where everything is free, including love. What could be more beautiful? And what could be more idiotic?
The moving picture problem does not concern the grown person especially. We reserve the right to sit through an hour of heightened improbability, the theme of which slips our minds as the bright lights of the street strikes our eyes. Not so with the impressionistic youth. For the boy of twelve or thirteen goes home to dream of daring adventures on the sea while little sister envisions the dark complexioned prince who kissed ser good night.
We laugh the matter off. Jimmy and Sue will probably grow up and forget it we feel quite sure. How we love to pass the buck in this age of matter-of-fact. Jimmie and Sue will probably grow up but psychologists agree that they will never throw off the impressions of their youth—vivid impressions.
Face to face with the facts of life and perhaps the only weapon at hand, the distorted ideas of real life. Wars, strikes, disputes, failures, heartaches, and death-problems that seem to engulf us. Why not slip away to the South Sea Isles with Marshal Nellan. How extremely worth-white!
Next thing we know correspondence courses by radiophone will be putting the old-fashioned Colleges and Universities out of business.
LABOR AND PUBLIC OPINION
The American wage earners contend that they have been continually ignored under the American political system. Several different groups have set about to try to secure a means for enabling them to increase their influence upon the American government.
Congress has recently passed bills to alleviate the grievances of other groups, but comparatively nothing has ever been done to lighten the burden of the wage earner. All the legislation has been in favor of the farmers, the exporters, the steel trust, the shoe manufacturers, the millionaires. The laborer finds himself confronted with but one alternative—the strike; and that only brings threats of arrest and, in most cases, public hatred.
Forced employment and unemployment have rendered the working man practically helpless. Conscientious employers alone can remedy this evil, but unfortunately that kind do not stay on top.
The wage earners are, admittedly, the weakest class; they maintain the lowest standard of living; and they will have to put up with it a while. But the time is coming when senators, congressmen, and politicians in general will not utterly disregard their needs and grievances. That growing voice in public opinion will be heeded some day.
Official Daily University Bulletin
MARCH 24,1922.
Beginning with today's issue of the University Daily Kansan this space will be devoted to official notices issued from the Chancellor's Office.
Volume 1.
Copy received until 11:00 a. 'm.
It is desired that beads of divisions and departments avail themselves of this opportunity of making official announcement of meetings and other matters.
To avoid possible misuse, restating it seems well to state some of the conditions governing the insertion of notices in the Bulletin.
1. All notices should be typewritten.
2. All notices should be typewritten.
1. All notices must be signed.
3. This Bulletin is reserved for official notices. This is interpreted to mean notices emanating from any school, college, division, or department of the University or from any organization that operates in connection with or under the sanction of any of the above. The editor at her discretion may admit notices that cannot strictly be thus describ d, but are of wide interest to the University faculties and community generally. Notices of organizations must exhibit their official character by being either signed or endorsed by a University official.
Notice should be addressed to Miss Bliss, Editor, Daily Official Bulletin, Chancellor's office, and will be received daily until 11 a.m. for publication.
It is hoped that in the future University officers and organizations will see this Bulletin more and more.
BUDGET CONFERENCE:
Conference with heads of divisions and departments is called for Saturday, March 25, 10:30 a.m. in Blake Hall lecture room. Budget for 1922-23 will be discussed.
E. H. LINDLEY,
WOMEN'S CONVOCATION:
E. H. LINDLEY, CHANCELLOR
Plain Tales from the Hill
Miss Helen Bennett of the Intercollegiate Bureau of Occupations will speak to all women of the University, Monday, March 27, at 4:30 in Fraser Chapel. Her subject will be "Today's Opportunities for Women in Business." ANNE DRAKE-PATTY
E. H. LINDLEY.
It Happens Daily
I sit and drink deeply
of the philosophy of tears. I
Am always the thought, then.
I be warmth of mist, it
Eludes my greedy brain.
Ahamed, I turn to my classmates;
They do not grasp it.
They are asleep.
It is philosophy.
Chancellor.
Students of Miss Manin's news writing class were discussing the value of reading newspapers each day. They were quite startled when Miss Manin announced that she had been rading the papers for a century of
nare. She hastened to explain, however, that the papers were on file and not current when she read them.
Obvious, Eh!
First Man: "What do you know,
107; my girl has invited me to an April Fool's Day Party in Topeka."
Second Man: "Good stuff, old man
I suppose it is to be a costume affair
can't it."
First Man: Not at all."
Dean of Women.
Second Man: "Oh. I see, the ladies are inviting men who need no special costumes for an All Fool's Day party." party."
They Still Are, Professor
The professor of economics was explaining the early systems of exchance. His enumeration fared well for some and fared worst, furs—and then he came to tulls.
"By the way, John " interrupted his father, "you might go out and sift the evidence."
"Tulips were a medium of exchange," he declared.
"I'll explain deduction," he said. "In our back yard, for example, is a pile of ashes, and by deduction that is what we've had fires going this winter."
The class at first was silent; then some one laughed, and the upbracer bean. Slowly the professor caught the realised he had scored a hit.
The student of law was explain-
ing forms of argument to the folks
at home.
"I was selling peaches one day," he said, "when an unkind youngster sneaked up behind me and stole some of the fruit. Before thinking, I picked up a stone, and—inspired, I am sure so, by some remote ancestor—threw the stone at the boy. It bolted off the boy but went into a large plate glass window. That cost more than I had earned in all my sales, and discouraged me, forever from pursuing the career of a merchant."
Most Wicked Lad
Silence in the Court
After a student has been absent from classes a certain number of times at the University of Denver, he can return only after he has paid a specific sum. He must be a specimen. No excuses are allowed under this regulation.
But for the intervention of a bad boy and as mill round stone, the University of Kansas might now be minus a learned professor of logic, and without them he would be the abilities of the man who became Dean of the College. This startling chapter of his life history was divided for the first time, to one of his classes recently, the Templin, former dear of the College.
Student Opinion
As widespread as is the faculty conception that students participating in too many activities can not possibly make even an average grade in the courses they are carrying, the active student nevertheless as regards this attitude. Men and women engaging in activities do so because they have the skills to work with a sense of duty, which is fostered by their love for a life of activity.
Perhaps the best agents for developing active students on the campus are the political organizations who are constantly looking for promoting material to fill student offices. These organizations and also competition which is a good thing. Then during the next few weeks, it is discouraging to active men and women to hear instructors labl-1 those organizations as time goes by in refuse of the graffiti that extinct moosees which existed some years ago.
All that these active students ask that they do not be penalized in the classroom for their activities.
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