UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University of Kansas THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN subscription price $2.50 in advance for the first nine months of the academic year; $2.00 for one semester; 16 cents a month; 15 cents a week. Entered as second-class mail matter September 17, 1910, at the post office at Lawrence, Kansas, under the act of March 3, 1879. Published in the afternoon five times a week by students In the Department of Journalism of the University area of the Department of Journalism Address all communication to THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas Phones, K. U. 25 and 66 The Daily Kannan sites, to place the University of Kannan to go forward university of Kannan to go forward, standing for the ideals the sites to be clean, to be cheerful to be clean, to be cheerful to leave more serious problems to leave more serious problems to the best of its ability the University of Kannan to go forward EDITORIAL STAFF Editor-in-Chief Elmer Seifert Associate Editor Phyllis Taylor Editor-in-Chief Turen Campus Editor Campus Editor Clare Ferguson Art Director Rayey Noguchi Graphic Editor Jason Sauley Plain Takes Editor Ben Hibbs Alumni Editor Ted Hudson Special Editor James Wynn BUSINESS STAFF Business Manager...Lloyd Ruppentha Aaat. Business Mgr...James Connelly Aaat. Business Mgr...Cornwell Connelly BOARD MEMBERS George McVey Margaret Lackett Wilfred Husband Stella Dutton Hill Steven Pugh Marion Cotts Arnona Rumberger Marion Coltus Sequine Gilmore Glick Schutz IS IT THOUGHTLESSNESS? FRIDAY, MARCH 17. 1922. Once more the University Daily Kansas ranse to protest. Once more the Kansas wishes to call attention to the discourse, rudeness and lack of consideration of University students. These faults are seemingly inherent in the student body and have n't last become almost a tradition, which all carry out to the best of their ability. It was the behavior of the students at the University play Monday night that rouses us to this latest outburst. Between acts most of the unattracted males and even a few of the men with dates felt it necessary for a tete-a-tate with Lady Nicotine and straight way left for the lobby. But it is not this set alone which calls forth this tirade. The departure was quiet and gentle. But not so the return. The majority of the lobbyists overestimated the time necessary to change the scenery and the play was again under way before they reentered the theater. This fact bothered them not in the tease for they talked and shattied until they, were well inside the doors. It was particularly annoying at the start of the third act when the noise was so great that the people sitting in the rear parquet seats were unable to hear for a good five minutes after the first scene started. Just one more instance to be added to the already total. One more reflection on the breeding and manners of the students. The subject will probably rest until the next gathering of students. OUR UNFINISHED CAMPUS Why not install the new locker sys tem in Spooner Library? OUR UNIVERSITY CAMPUS We do not have a beautiful campus. We, who climb its hills day after day, perform at longer no longer to appreciate its beauties. But visitors invariably creel about the wonderful location and beautiful panoramic view to be obtained from it. They mercifully refrain from commenting on the campus itself, its board walkts, unfinished paving, its grassless stretches, the litter of papers, and the infinite number of ash and refuse barriers that grace the rear entrances to our buildings. These things, of course, are practical necessities and the lover of beauty must pit up with them until they can be eliminated, one by one. The only fly in the ointment for this beautiful future is that it is quite likely to be as it has been in the past. No sooner is the ugly bareness and roughness of one part of the campus covered up and smoothed over than some extinguency of construction necessitates that another be "messed up to constitute an "eye-sore" for an in turnable period. IN THE BALANCE People who have been around this were to wear an eternal dysprosync campus for a number of years says frown and let his body die from want that the campus has never looked of exercise? If he has to sneak off more than half finished. This is quite Sunday afternoon, so much the betadynily true now. But why is it too. All eyes are turned on Congress as the Four-power Pact comes before them for ratification. If they ratify, doubtless President Harding and Secretary Hughes will breathe a pre-found sigh of relief. If they do not see fit to do so, not only the chief executive, but the entire nation, will be in a rather embarrassing position. For Europe accepted as a matter of course that Wilson's own league of Nations would be swallowed whole by the American votes. The prolonged discussion and ultimate rejection of the League by Congress swept them off their feet. It is hard for a European to understand Yankee psychology. They have been disappointed once and they are not aiming to be fooled again. Speculation and comment in the press of England and the Continent is rife. Caricatures of certain well known "knockers" in the legislature are seen in the monthly reviews. Opinion seems to be about divided. How can they help but rattle? ask one. To which there is but one reply: These Americans—together with an expressive shrug. One thing is certain, regardless of the moris of the treaty. If Congress hashes and haggles and finally rejects, America must reminquish her none-too-firm hold on the coins. And for the next fifteen years at least, it would be folly for us to initiate anything in the way of peace. The European is not without a certain amount of shrewd wisdom, deduced from years of observation. And even Germany's war-ridden machine is preferable to one that does not ever function. Westerday the issue made its appearance; nearly students are speaking of its unusually good poetry, its well selected prose, its fine illustrations, and its typographical neatness. GOLF. THE GREAT GAME It is with a great deal of satisfaction and contentment that we view the golf player of today. In the face of murder, destruction, starvation, and all the world wailings and threatenings coming from all parts of the globe, he calmly throws care to the winds and dons his kichels to go out in the hills and ditches to knock a crazy little bain from one spot to another. Golf fiends have even been known to modestly accept sympathy from their wives on account of having to work all Sunday afternoon on "a little business at the bank" when in reality they were out on some golf links laughing, crawling around on their knees in tall grass, standing in mud to their ankles, or shouting with all their might "fora." No wonder they look tired when they get home at night. It certainly must be thrilling beyond description to smack a foolish ball with a savage looking club, then stand and watch it call through the air for one, two, or even three hundred yards. And when he "tops" the little white ball, or hits the ground, a look of disgust permeates the atmosphere that makes even the trees droop their leaves, and the birds tack their heads under their wings, it would cause a hard hearted traffic crank to break into tears. Still, those emotions of pleasure and pain come and go like clouds in a summer sky. One minute the modern gopher is giggling and gurgling as if he were born only yesterday, and the next minute, the expression on his face looks as if the whole world were wrong. clubs, we stand with dysponic fx ws on our faces wondering if the world will come to an and soon after the Genoa Conference or before. If Shakespeare were here he would not say "the times are out of joint," for such a stipulation would be untrue he would merely remark that times have changed. While great men set idiotic balls on small mounds of wet sand, and then stand by to strike them violently with So in the face of insurrection stavation, and a hundred other call amities, the great mind plays golf. Well, let him play golf. What good would his mind do the world if he is were to wear an eternal dyspeptic frown and let his body die from want of exercise? If he has to sneak off on Sunday afternoon, so much the better. Student Opinion NOT TOO MUCH, NOT TOO LITTLE. Aristotle, the wisest in Greek and perhaps the wisest of all men said, "Not too much, Not too Little." It means not too much work, not too much play. Not too much dance, not too much music. Our mind to recognize that which is just, right, and useful, or which is unwise, and wrong, then to take our choice. It says, keep your balance. If "all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy." Also, all play and no work makes Jack a worthless creature, and unhappy joy. One is as true as the other. Keep your balance, all the time. Do we need Aristotle's advice? The answer is a big "Yes." This nation pays her baseball players, $200,000 a year, while only pays her university professors $300, less a year. Jack Dempsey for ten minutes with his boxing gloves in New Jersey, received $100,000, and Carpenter, Dempsey's son, played with bloody noise and a black eye, but after all, he is all right now. Can you balance professors' salaries, with Dempsey and Carrentier?$ Who is our hero today? This man in his fighting gloves, or the man with his baseball bat? What do we care for the professors, and preachers? Let them starve to death, if they can not use the boxing gloves? Do you know, what is the mind? It is the second creative power in the world. It is the right and all the wrongs that under the sun as blind as owls, and live in it ignorant as dogs, but the mind still is a back number. TOO MUCH. NOT TOO LITTLE If we were wise, we should realise that some of us are foolies. Any man who values himself upon strength of body, as Jack Dempsep, knows that he makes a great mistake, for what indeed is any proportion of "human strength," if compared to that of other animals! But mind, learning alone, of all things in our possession, is immortal and divine. Now is the time to take as a guide the wisest man's, Aristotle's advice, "Not too much, not too little."—Oscar V. Mamignon. Student's Health Code Americans Rapidly Losing Their Teeth. Dr. Butler, a director of mouth hygiene in the United States Public Health Service, recently examined several hundred children's skulls in the National Museum at Washington, and found only a single tooth that showed evidence of decay. These skulls were between two and three hundred years old, and had belonged to Indian tribes scattered from the Arctic regions to the South Sea Islands. Note the contrast between those of these children and those of American boys and girls. In the tabulation of 10,000 dental inspections of Kansas school children fully three-fourths were found to have serious dental defects. Plain Tales from the Hill Another interesting fact discovered by Dr. Butler was that the teeth of Eskimo Indians show a decided improvement over ordinary牙齿, as a result of the great work required for them in the chewing of raw meat and tough hides. Investigators agree that, but a few generations will be required to render civilized man toothless, unless something is done to stop the process of destruction now going on. Americans should help their chief dogs in the adoption of a course dentist, but there is little hope that the American people will be sufficiently modified in this respect to produce appreciable results. "Add to your list, three pounds of round steak and a box of rat biscuit," she instructed. "Was the prisoner held?" asked the student in a law class. Rodents Elite The cook at the boarding club called the steward who was shopping down town. Can It Be? And Then He Dodged the Brick The student had accepted a job helping one of the Lawrence dairymen with his evening milking. Some of his friends were attending; to roast him about his "position." "Listen," shouted the steward, "if those rats can't eat what the rest of us do they can get out." "Hold No!" answered the professor, and then, seeing looks of consternation on the faces of some of the men who sat in front that no profanity was meant. "My water," asked one of them, "how much water do you put in the milk?" "My dear fellow," replied the embro dairyman "you don't understand We water our cows instead of directly watering the milk." From the official publication of the Kansas State Normal: . That K. S. N. girla are popular is shown by the fact that one girl at the normal is wearing a 1.1-2 car diamond, two fraternity pants, enter-trap shoes, a wristband during week, and has out of town company over the week and. Dr. R. H. Major in speeding today and tomorrow at the University and conferring with Chancellor E. H. Lindley. The following is a personal from the Kansan: In a Hurry Bird or Beast? It was a psychology class, and they were discussing the fighting instinct. "Birds and animals always have the fighting instinct to some extent," stated one student. "How about William Jennings Bryan?" instantly retorted the professor On Other Hills Four hundred courses will be offered at the University of Minnesota during the 1982 summer session. In addition to the regular compliment of teachers and high school taking graduate and undergraduate work, foreign students, Americanization workers, nurses, county agents and medical students are among the type of people who flock to the summer school at least every month, because of at least 3,000 is expected for the com- miniature summer session. The University of Illinois memorial stadium which is to be constructed within a few months will be the center of a 100 acre recreation field. The seating capacity of the stadium will be 75,000. The stadium will contain two halls in which columns are to be erected in memory of the Illinois men who gave their lives during the World War. The Oklahoma Agricultural College is to have a literary student magazine. 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