THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University of Kansas Subscription price $2.50 in advance for the first nine months of the academic year; $2.00 for one semester; 50 cents a month; 15 cents a week. Entered as second-class mail matter September 17, 1910, at the post office at Lawrence, Kansas, under the act of March 3, 1879. Published in the afternoon five times a week by students in the Department of Journalism at Kansas, from the press on the Department of Journalism Address all communication to THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas Phones. K. U. 25 and 66 The Daily Kaanan assures, to pine- less students of the University of Kanahan, to go for gourmet cooking and standing for the ideals that these students desire. To be cheerful either to be clean; to be cheerful to leave more serious problems to leave more serious problems to students of the University EDITORIAL STAFF Editor-in-Chief Elmer Sailer Assoc. Editor Phyllis Wangler Campus Editor Clare Pengsorun Telegraph Editor Maurice Marson Telegraph Editor Marion Shilbe Plain Tales Editor Sen Hibbs Talent Alumni Linda Grace Bachman Editor Lottie Leah BUSINESS STAFF Business Manager ... Lloyd Rupentinel Aasst. Business Mgr... James Connelys Aasst. Business Mgr... Conwell Carlson BOARD MEMBERS George McVoy Margaret Larkin Wilfred Husband Stella Dutton Hill Bernard Kissel Marion Collins Armena Rumberger Marion Collina Jacqueline Glimore Glick Schutz TUESDAY, MARCH 14, 1922 SOME "CO-OP" FACTS A co-operative bookstore for K. U. has been the subject for discussion at various times, but little action has been taken thus far to find out the advisibility of such a plan. During leisure time a graduate student at the University has made a study of cooperative bookstores at other institutions. Questionaires were sent to a senior or graduate student in twenty-seven universities. Answers were received from all but three. The thirteen universities which reported as maintaining successful co-operative student bookstores were: California, Oregon, Minnesota, Texas, Missouri, Cornell, Harvard, York, Pennsylvania, Ohio, Stanford, Wisconsin, and North Dakota. Nebraska reported that the University Management itself had been conducting the sale of books to students very successfully. Oklahoma reported a similar plan to go into effect, February 1, 1922. Columbia maintains a Press which takes care of a considerable volume of its book trade. Indiana and Illinois each answered as maintaining an arrangement on price schedule with a private firm. Northwestern and the University of Pittsburgh told of the maintenance of very successful book exchanges. Of the twenty-four answers received only one bordered on adverse criticism. Washington stated that the plan had not been used long enough to determine fairly. As to profits the University of California and North Dakota range the highest. The former ranges from 8 to 12 per cent in rebates. The University of North Dakota returned 2 per cent on cash sales and 16 per cent on merchandise sales last year. Almost all the stores sell books at list price, but some sell other materials on cost-plus basis. The California bookstore has been running since 1864; the University of Texas has maintained one since 1866. The University of Texas "Go-op" returned $15,000 in rebates to students last year. Why should not K. U. have a cooperative bookstore? If Texas can save its students $1,500 in one year on books and supplies, Kansas ought to do as well. If K. U. is to retain a position as one of the most progressive and leading institutions of higher education, a "Co-Op" equal to those in other institutions, must be installed on Mount Oread. This is our banner year, and a successful co-operative method of handling books and supplies should be started before the year is gone. "K. U. 'Co-op' Store" will be a reality if the students get behind—not an untried project—but one that has proved its worth many times. We wonder if the bone of contention is the bone in Bonus. WALK ON FOUR AND NEVER BE ILL. A French professor tells us that we should never be ill if we walked on all fours. We have stood a great deal from doctors and professors. We let them talk us into standing on our heads in a corner of the room. At their instigation we bought stretches and stretched until our vertebrae cracked. We let them shoot us full of electricity. We let them harness us up with braces and pads until we feel like drapeshes. We let them search our interiors with X-rays and violet rays. We let them sell us all kinds of exercising machines. At their advice we twist our joints and torture our muscles in gymnasia. We have been a very gullible and tractable lot but this thing of walking on all fours is too much even for that hardy ruminant—the great American goat. Think of picking up a magazine and reading something like this: "He sat in front of the fireplace; his hind feet were curled up under him and his front feet clad in patent leather shoe gloves wide apart in front of him. His jaw was firm; his back was arched. Then suddenly he roars to all fours, and moved toward the rose-colored tulle cloud about the slender form cuddled in the chair. With one front foot he bent her little head back and kissed her." No, Mr. French professor, this is too much for even the American goat to fathom. For the present at least, two feet are all that we care to manipulate gracefully, even though the use of more is a healthful gambol to less sickness. Thirty intellectuals are trying to find out what is the matter with America. This reminds us of that famous passage; "Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country." WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH THE LAW PROFESSION? The bar association has been making what might be termed an introspection. They have at last realized that the public was not attacking their profession merely because it seemed to be a popular sport, but on account of more deep-rooted reasons. When the Chief Justice of the United States characterized our criminal law as "a disgrace to civilization," and condemned the civil side of our courts for justice-defying delays, he started a vigorous movement to lift the standards of the legal profession. The bar associations themselves say that low-grade law schools and low-grade bar examination have combined to make a low-grade bar. It is true; there has been an invasion of the unfit into the profession, but the cause cannot all be laid at the doors of low grade commercial law schools and "sham" office reading. The lawyers who piloted Aristoclea through two trials cannot be classed with the incompetent. They seem to be extremely proficient in dodging actual administration of justice. They are eager to advance individual interest with their knowledge of the law but reluctant to uphold the public function of the law, that of guiding the community into ways which make good life possible. "The law is a public profession," say members of the bar associations, "by which, more than any other profession the economic life and the government of the country are moulded." But according to statements made by Dean Pound of Harvard and other men in the profession, it has intensified, instead of helping to solve the difficulties arising from the great concentration of capital; it has intensified, instead of helping to solve, the growing industrial conflict. Lord Bryce testified that the prestige of the legal profession has been measurably lowered in recent decades. Some decisions handed down by distinguished and high minded judges lead us to believe that the deterioration of the prestige of the law profession is not entirely due to shyster and poorly educated lawyers. The intellectual standard undoubtedly has something to do with it, but, not by any means all. The standards of leadership of the bar have put the most effective check upon judicial administration of justice. Kansan Krackles The other evening a man sitting in a midnight poker game in New Jersey drew a pat royal flush. Before he could open the pot he dropped dead. All we can say is, "Who wouldn't?" The Jayhawk, so they say, is asking for snapshots. That bird is always asking for something. Perhaps a snap-shot would be preferable to a shot. Fifty women at the University of Texas have qualified for a fifty-mile hike. One woman for every mile, we suppose. Don't worry, cake eaters, Lawrence will be some dead in the afternoon now without the ten dances, but then, they are still running and so is the Kaw. igorate chiefs in the Philippines say that the dog market at Baguio will be turned into a market for high-brow food of goats and sheep. That is welcome news, for we always did believe that the dog market should be moved to Boulogne, France. Telling the flappers to "flap out of it" reminds the World War veteran that the first time he heard that phrase with the first letter changed, he would have been glad to flap, if he could have traded his hobbails for a pair of wings. The press has told so much about I princess Mary's tussle that most of the people in the United States would recognize her, if she and the Viscount decided to extend their honey-moon to our hemisphere. There is no doubt but that Dr. Hubert Work will be decidedly jupy as Postmaster General. The cabin often needs a physician to thwart dire results in a time when complications arise. Plain Tales from the Hill Just Freed Verse A Merchant's Short Course Was held here Last week. Many men Came to K. U. From all over Kansas. They came here to learn Something about Business. They did Learn something Concerning their business. But they also found out. Some few things About us. They think We're not like Other people they know. They think the state school Is most likely All right, But some Of the students Are certainly freakish. Saw women flopping along In wide open Goloshes, More foolish Than grandmother Who fastened them tight. Merchants saw many girls Come sailing up The streets; Their hair Was wildly blown About their pinkish faces. Saw a flock of fellows Concipulous in Their hats, Which wore So wide they seemed Like Japanese sun shades. A merchant from Grassville Said girls looked Just like Airplanes Just about to take The air in far flung flight. The men were shocked at this, For they thought Manhattan Is the place Where they teach Students to herd cattle. Student' Health Code Pneumonia is spread from one person to another by coughing, sneezing, spitting or by handling such articles as handkerchiefs, spoons, knives and forks which have been soiled by discharges from the nose and throat. When these germs get upon the carpets, articles of furniture, or clothing that is being used, they live for a long time and may cause the disease if they ever reach the mouth or noses of people handling these articles. Tuesday night the merchants Came up to hear A poet, Whose verse Did not rhyme But what he said was true. they saw the poet being Wildly applaud, And some Asked why, For many don't like Verse as free as that and this Pneumonia often follows a cold, because people do not pay much attention to colds. In addition there are other things which help to bring on pneumonia: A run down, poorly nourished body. The after effects of a great many diseases or after airuriage may also form have been given. Overwork, lack of sleep, excessive smoking, lack of proper exercise, breathing bad air, and other acts contrary to common sense care of the body. Exposure to severe冷, dampness and sudden chilling. Sudden changes in the mode of life, especially for elderly people. Pneumonia usually starts with a severe chill, loss of appetite, heavy sweating, and a lack of hours by blood splot. The main thing is to go to bed as soon as possible, and send for a doctor. On Other Hills Ohio University's rife team defeated the Indiana team, Thursday, on a one-point margin. The score was 198 to 317. The team now has standing at 500 percent, having lost one match early in the season. Do you smoke a pipe? We have just rived a new line of briar pipes at the Rankin Drug Store—adv. A new athletic field with bleachers to accommodate six thousand persons will be built at the Kansas State Normal. Buildings to be erected in the next year include a new girls' dormitory for which appropriation was made. The school will have a last session and a new student memorial building to cost $80,000. "Warrenburg College Mules" is the name now used by the Central Missouri State Teachers' College at Warrenburg, Mo., for all their athletic teams. For a long time the college had felt a need for some moniker for their teams, and as the result of a contest in which a conglomeration of names was offered, the above title was selected. Steps have been taken to connect all the colleges and universities on the western coast using the Pacific Ocean services. Service by means of wireless. WANT ADS Stationery by the pound, box or quire. Embossed stationery at the Rankin Drug Store—adv. Five instruments 50 cents. Over 15 words and not more than 25, one inertion 15 words and not more than 25, one inertion 25 words want ad inserted for less than 25 cents LIBERAL REWARD — For the return of wrist watch left in girl's Gym last Thursday. Call 729. 111-5-236 FOR SALE — Party dress, medium size. Never worn in Lawrence, also spring clothes and a man's overcoat. Phone 1916. 107-2-332 FOR SIX room modern furnished home well located. Call 2327 Red. Immediate possession. 107-2-334 FOUND — Gold plated fountain pen. Identify at the Kansan Business Office. 110-2-335. FOR Furnished rooms for one or two boys in thoroughly modern house. 917 Lt. 105-5-329 FOR LARGE front room. For two or three young men. 1319 Teen Phone 1243 Red. 109-2-333 FOR SUBurban cottage furnished, garage and garden, until Sept. 1st to couple without children. Phone 1854 Red. 102-2-322 LOST — Gamma Phi Beta Pin on Hill. Reward. Persis Rollins. Call 268. 109-2-334 LAST of Johnston's Choco- Give her a box of Johnston's Chocolate s. They are always fresh at Rankin Drug Store--adv. DRI. J. H. PAYNE. (Exon: nontm1) Proc. and surgical Leolons of the mouth. Gas-Oxygen and Conduction Patients. 307-894. Perkins Dlgg. Phone 988. PROFESSIONAL CARDS SHIMMONS BROTHERS PLUMBING fleeting and electric work Phone: 815-230-7966 DR. A. J. VANWINKLE, plumber 1229 Ohio House 1033. O. Drieupl, Specialist, Eye, Ear Nose and Throat. All Glass work guaranteed. Phone 445. Dick Building - adv. WHICH WAY ARE YOU HEADED? F. B. 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