THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University Subscription price $3.99 in advance for the first nine months of the academic year; $2.99 for one semester; 50 cents a month; 15 cents a week. of Kansas Entered as second-class mailmaster September 11, 1819, at the post office at Lawrence, Kansas, under the act of March 2, 1876. Published in the afternoon, five times a week by students in the Department of Journalism at the University of Iowa, at the Office of Journalism of the Department of Journalism Address all communication to THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAS Lawrence, Kansas Phones, K. U. 23 and 66 EDITORIAL STAFF The Daily Kannan aims to pique interest in the University of Karnataka to go farther by standing for the ideals the students can be taught, to be thorough in the curriculum to be mastered, to possess more serious problems to serve the beat of its ability the university has grown. Editor-in-Chief Elmer Seifert Associate Photographer Phyllis Tytler Designer Phillipa Williams Compus Editor Clare Pergamon Sport Editor Raymond Dyer Programmer Brian Escher Alumni Takes Editor Helen Bihla Alumni Editor Tim Hudson Alumni Editor Jon Hudson BUSINESS STAFF Business Manager Lloyd Ruperthal Asst. Business Mgr. James Connolly Asst. Business Mgr. Carlton Camellion BOARD MEMBERS George Mewdy Margaret Hackett Wilfred Husband Sullita Dutta HHH Charter Shaw Dorie Pearson Dorrie Pearson Jacqueline Glmore Gweta Secuña FRIDAY, MARCH 10, 1922 SALUTE THE FLAG Have we forgotten what the Ameri- can flag means to us? Only last Tuesday, some three years after the signing of the Armistice, the flag was being borne to the station as a tribute to Captain Gibbons; of the two-hundred and more men passed, only a very few took off their hats in deference to Old Glory. It is said by officers of the R. O. T. C. at the University that the flag is never recognized by students who pass by the Stars and Stripes on the campus. Doesn't our flag mean as much to us now as when the United States was fighting the battle of the Argonne or Mouse? Certainly it means as much to us now but in the rush of things we too often forget patriot courtesy. When a nation is in the midst of conflict, strife, and misery, it is not hard to be patriotic. But after peace comes, it is so easy to forget the ideals for which the flag stands. It's a blot on our record to say it, but it looks as if the Americans were too busy even to hare their heads when the national banner is unfurred. University students seem to have lapsed into the same state and the time for an awakening is at hand. Should they not set a patriotic example rather than follow in the footsteps of the lethargical? Salute the flag! A HARBINGER OF SPRING Spring cannot be far away. That good old standby, and accredited harbinger of spring—robin redbreast—has not yet made his appearance, but there is one sign that is even more infallible than the chirping robin. It is the Hill politician. He is stirring about and shaking off the apparent lathropy that seemingly has been his political irsey since the fall election. In the tag end of the evening when the voter is about to "turn in" the busy but silent follow with the political bug is sneaking out for a "meeting," which, of course, would not have the right flavor if held early in the evening. Whispered conferences, stiffed warnings and counter-warnings, muffled footsteps, and the cautious opening of doors—all these make up his atmosphere. It is a shady game the way our political bug plays it. INNOCENTLY EXPOSED Phil E. Zimmerman from LindaSOs made several speeches before various organizations in Kansas City a few weeks ago. In one of these speeches he appealed to the audience to do all in its power towards kicking the "intellectual radicals" out of Kansas colleges. He stated also in this speech that one of the baffling problems was "why mental defectives received pay for making bolshevists out of our children." We can assure Mr. Zimmerman and his hearers, if they took his remarks seriously, that the students at the University of Kansas are blissfully unwaware that any of the types he is so concerned with flourish among the 'aculty here. He might have been more specific and named the colleges in which these intellectual radicals were employed; better still if he would have expounded the schools and departments which he believes harbor this dangerous element. educated to what department or school of the University did he allude? Suppose he had told all the dreadful things he knows. Would he have pointed out the School of Engineering, the School of Law or the School of Medicine? Maybe, however, the gentleman from Lindsborg referred to the departments which teach the social sciences, believing them especially fertile in the specimens he labels an "intellectual radicals." He need not be alarmed over conditions in these departments. A visit to the classrooms of sociology or economics or political science would convert him to the belief that the instructors are far too busy using all their pedagogical skill in elucidating such terms as sociophysical phenomena, unearned increment and the separation of powers theory to have either the time or the desire to "bobabize" their pupils. And in their spare time some of those professors would much rather play golf. The trouble with Mr. Zimmerman's accusation is that he does not let us lie on the fun. We students here should have felt elitely grateful to him if he had given us some hints as to the manner of identifying these "mental deficiencies." As it is we are left defenseless, perhaps imbibing relational political doctrines while we emain unconscious of the process. THE PEN IS STILL MIGHTIE THAN THE SWORD The old, old truth that the pen is mightier than the sword is glaringly illustrated in a study of the recent attack through certain press sources of the various Russian relief organizations. Briety the Russian situation is this: Fifteen million persons are starving. To supply sufficient food to keep these millions alive through the winter, $1,600,000 is needed. The present assets of the American Relief Administration are $1,144,000, leaving a shortage of more than $30,000,000. This shortage, translated in terms of human life, amounts to about six and a quarter millions. From where, and upon what foundations the criticism of the relief organizations came; criticism that is apt to prevent the covering of this shortage of twenty millions of dollars, or six million lives; is a bit obscur. The fact that all of this criticism has been speedily and completely refuted means very little. The damage, to a great extent, has been irreovably done. Six and a quarter million lives in the balance, and tipping this balance one instance of indiscret use of the press! It would take a mighty swing of a busy sword to cause any per cent of the distraction threatened through this one malicious, mis-informed, and unfounded attack of the nighter force, the pen. Not that there is ever any time of the year when cutting across the campus is the very height of good form but of all times not to do it, this is the big one. Now is the time not to cut across the campus! GIVE IT A CHANCE From principles of respect for the University and its appearance, and from common standards of sportsmanship, stick to the sidewalks until the grass gets a start. Tender little blades of green are beginning to struggle up through the matting of last summer's grass growth. The hard frozen crust of the earth is melting and softening. One number eight brogue can crush down, discourage and kill close to a hundred of these little green blades, and leave an unbeautiful mark on the campus sward. After having witnessed several fraternity basketball games, one is lead to think that "Potsy" Clark has been overlooking some good football material. Kansan Krackles When Greek meets Greek: License was issued to Peter Kritikos and Helena Constanacopolus-Kansas City Times. Everyone would like to know what kind of a watch it was that stayed on a mountain side ten years, and then after being recovered perfect time. The makers of this timepiece ought to feel pretty jubilant that the owner who awaits to its perfect time is a reverent. "Do Your Own Boss" reads an advertisement. Yes, you are right, it wasn't a Marriage Bureau advertisement. Plain Tales from the Hill Sir, Bryan says the evolutionists can't make a monkey out of him, so we will have to let him go ahead and make one out of himself. THEY ADMIT IT "How come," inquired the visitor at Green Hall, "that you law students can leave your courts and hats here in the cloak room without fear of their "Well, I don't exactly know," blizzard the embryo lawyer, "but youve probably heard of the old proverb about 'honor among thieves'." William H. Sullivan of Boston has discovered that all red-haired New england girls are either knuckle-knee or bow-leged. He asserts that brunettes are not so afflicted. "Who," wall all the other American staticians, "even appointed Mr. Sullivan to that investigating committee?" JUST OBSERVING The person was selling tickets at the Praser Check Stand during the Merchant's Short Course. HOW LONG IS A ROPE? First Merchant who has just come from a lecture in Fraser Chapel. "Buy, where is this Fraser Chapel that your carte advertises." Second Merchant, studying program: "Young man, can you tell me what bank this man Boynton works for?" Third Merchants: "Say, where does the University mail carrier eat his dinner?" And then they all wondered why the person gathered his tickets together and departed. PAINFUL REALISM The recent showing of the film, "Power River" was so realistic that several veterans were observed "digging out cookies" during the show. IT DESTROYS THE FILM The man carried a tube of tooth paste home from the store, removed it from the box, put the box in the dresser drawer, and then serenely throw the tube of paste into the waste basket. The case in comparison to the classic one of the clerk, who, having made a sale, tossed the dollar into the cupidier and spit into the money till. Second Froze: "He hid all the puddles at his house, but forgot to hide the ironing board." First Frost! "Why was Bob late to class? today?" 3. Loss of weight, as not otherwise accounted for, should always arouse auspicion. 1. Weariness is one of the earliest and commonest signs of the disease, especially important when it follows measles, influenza, or physical or mental illness. 4. Very slight fever early in the afternoon or a temperature below normal in the morning. Student's Health Code Early Symptoms of Tuebreculosis 5. The disease may become very far advanced without cough. However, any cough lasting more than two 7. Continued hooniness or loss of voice merit serious attention. B. Hemorrhage from the mouth, however slight, is rarely due to any injury. When a person receives the lunes. In case of any hemorrhage even wialight streaked with blood, the competently cough from the bronchitis. Shortness of breath, especially on slight exertion, may be an early symptom. even slightly streaked with blood, the physician should be consulted. advance without cough. However, any cough lasting more than two wks should arouse anaphleon. The 9. Soreness in the chest and naled "pleurisy pains" are common arly in the disease. 10. Nervousness is very characteristic of the disease. Many cases of so-called "nervous prostration" are due to tuberculosis. No one of the above symptoms may termulcosis, but any one or more of them should cause the intelligenza, and the advice of a competent physician. "Not Responsible," a motion picture meted, directed and filmed by students of the University of Wisconsin will be shown at the University of Michigan. 12. Willard Kippman, a junior at Wiscconsin, directed and filmed the play. On Other Hills University Day is a traditional observance on the campus of Washington's birthday. The formal exercises will be held in the Chapel at 2:30 P.M. M. Ohio State men and women, both past and present, are invited to return to the campus for the day and participate in ceremonies. The Hon. Newton D. Baker, former secretary of war, will deliver the University day address, Charles G. Bond, 291 president of the Ohio State University Association, will come from New York City to present President Thompson as presiding officer of the day. Dr. William C. Farabee, curator of the American section of the Columbia University Museum, left New York Saturday for South America, where he will spend a year in the extensive archaeological and ethnological exploration trip. No information has been given as to the exact locality in which Dr. Farabee intends to conduct his investigations. Two hundred and fifty ambitious basketballers, practically all members of many teams in intramural leagues at the university are competing in the annual foul shooting tournament at Ohio State under the auspices of the intramural athletic department. God bless them! The individuals an dreams slipping the most nuts into the basket from the foul line. West wm Reserve students can no longer oucre their long hair and stiff beards. A barber named Mr. Chih, has oucr stand in the It is said he started business at the requests of several athletic tars who complained that after afternoon practicing, he woke up early to help cut back before calling on girl friends. Cornell is the only educational institution in the country where students have been able to obtain instruction in game farming. An experimental game farm was established in 1917 for conducting instruction in the breeding and rearing of game, but an insufficient sum of money was appropriated for the continueance and enhancement of this farm. A new effort for an appropriation is to be made before the next meeting of the State Legislature, when the college hopes to receive a sum which will enable it to continue and enlarge the game and farm school. Princeton University from now on will require character as well as scholarship of entering students. Candidates whose records show mutual promise will be given special consideration. The senior memorial committee at the University of Ohio is considering the establishment of a fund from which needy and worthy students could borrow in order to continue their scholastic work. R. A. Long Bidg., Barber Shop S. F. Horn, Prop. Manicuring Massage Shampooing TENTH ST. & GRAND AVE. (Entrance Tenth or Grand) Phone 148 KANSAS CITY, MO. Peerless, Chandler & Hudson Seven Passenger Sedans Train Calls Party Work Country Trips Gaited Saddle Horses. For Hire Call one-four-eight FOR ONE WEEK SHUBERT THEATER Kansas City Hamlet—Fri, 8 p. m. sharp Machtech—Tues, & Sat, 8:15 p. m. Merchant of Venice—Wed, mat, only; 2:15 p. m. Radical changes have been made more commonly in the election system at the University of Michigan. The chief provisions of the plan, advance regulations and other innovations at Michigan and nlm directly at the fundamental faults in the old system as disclosed in the spring edition of 1921. It is the general principle that radical changes will only enhance the position of a fair and successful election. WANT ADS Taming of the Shrew—Wed. 8:15 p. m. Othello—Thurs., 8 p. m. sharp Servant in the House—Sat. mat. To be eligible for registration a student at the University of Washington must have made grades of A, B or C in two-thirds of his hours for the last academic year. Any student, who at the end of the quarter falls in fourth grade, may progress more than one-third of his registered hours is dropped. All Want advertisements are each $15. Each location offers 40 cents. Over 15 words must be three limptions 60 cents. No more than three limptions 60 cents. No more than three limptions 60 cents. Cash must always accompany an ad. FOR SALE - Party dress, medium SIZE. Never worn in Lawrence, also sizing clothes and a man's overcoat. Phone 1916. 107-2-323 Nights—50c to $2.50 Sat. Matinee—50c to $2.00 FOR RENT - Six room furnished home well located. Call 2227 Ded. 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