THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
UNIVERSITY DAILY RADIO
Official student paper of the University
of Kansas
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Entered as second-class mail matter September 17, 1919, at the post office at Lawrence, Kansas, under the act of March 3, 1875.
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Published in the afternoon, five times a week by students in the department. Published in the press of Kansas, from the press of the Department of Journalism
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EDITORIAL STAFF
Editor-in-Chief
Elmer Sutter
Campus Editor
Clergion Ferguson
Graphic Editor
Marion Shiley
Graphic Editor
Alumni Editor
Hudson Ted
Alumni Editor
BUSINESS STAFF
Business Manager...Lloyd Ruppenta
Aaast. BusinessMgr...Jones Connely
Business Mgr...Conwell Carlson
BOARD MEMBERS
george McVey Wingert Wilfred Husband Stella Dahlia Hill Brown Arnauna Rumberger Marion Collins Jaqueline Glimore Raymond Dyer
FRIDAY, MARCH 3, 1922
WHY NOT GOLF K's TOO?
Ten years ago no one would have dared suggest golf as a major sport. But then golf was supposed to be an old man's game ten years ago.
in all seriousness, why don't we recognize golf as an inter-collegiate sport? There is plenty of material, and once the idea is started there is sure to be plenty of interest. Other schools have taken it up along with football and track, recognizing it as a h varsity games and awarding athletic letters. On the Pacific Coast it shares popular interest in the spring with track and tennis. Nearly all of the larger schools have adopted it and more are doing it each year.
It is true that golf was originally designed for the middle-aged business man, who needed something to keep him in trim. But now that the young man has entered the field, he is there to stay. He excels just as he excels in any other sport. The present title holders of the world are with hardly an exception young men—colleague men, most of them.
As far as the University of Kansas is concerned, we have plenty of material. And once the thing was started, the other schools of the Valley would take it up. It would give a number of men who don't qualify for other athletics a chance to win a better and represent their school in Missouri Valley competition. And after all it seems only fair that they should be recognized.
DIPLOMACY AND CON- TRACTS
It is said by authorities on international law that when it comes to landing contracts, the United States is not in a class with Japan, England, France, and Germany. Some of these authorities have made a study of international contracts, treaties, and agreements; and they claim that the diplomats of these countries are more adapt in the acquisition of lucrative stipulations in covenants than are the representatives of the United States. The failure of Woodrow Wilson to have the League of Nations drafted as he desired was due to the shrewdness and diplomatic proclivity of European statesmen. Wilson was no match, when it came to international diplomacy, for Lloyd George, of England, or "Tiger" Clemencau of France.
Let us admit, although it hurts our American pride to say it, that the ambasadors of these four sovereign powers are somewhat wiser than members of our diplomatic corps, but this artifice alone is not of sufficient consequence to enable those foreign representatives to win all the "plains" granted at international "clearing-houses." There is another and more significant reason.
Foreign diplomats make contact with the backing, whether used openly or not, of a military force that will influence the opposition to "surg on the dotted line" of the contract
"Agree with us, or look out!" has been their persuasive argument in the past. The United States has seldom employed this inducement in negotiating treaties and agreements, and this accounts for our failure to land contracts by means of which we might reap economic gains. Thus our state, while it is not immaculately clean, it is much more so than those of some countries; we as a republican nation have been reluctant to use the force of arms in negotiation of agreements.
Since the World War, the military has played a lesser role in contract-making than beforeho. If the practice again predominates, the United States ought to be able to cope with any of the great powers of the world. We are recognized as the leader of the field today in power, but let us hope we shall never stop to use that as a means of coercion for landing contracts. Rather, we should be complimented more by having it said that we were not as proficient in contract "gonging" as our foreign contemporaries.
ADAM STARTED IT ALL
Adam probably made the first "crass" about women's clothing and ever since then the jokers, cartoonists, paragraphers, and vanille-clay performers have considered women's clothes and fashion as their legitimate prey. But why neglect the men? Your own memories of the past ten years will prove that men are not quite so immune to the suggestions of Dame Fashion as they would like to have us think.
The "cakey" of not so many years ago sported buttoned shoes of scrambling yellow with square toes two inches high. The higher the toe the better he liked them. Troubles were wavily full about the midriff and pitifully scant about the ankles. The "peg" was the thing then. The cont was full, thickly padded across the shoulders, and decorated with all the fancy buttons and "gacha" that the ingenuous tailor could devise. Collars were high and ties were knitted. Hats were worn well back on the head; cap bills were pointed skirt and the crown of the cap hung down the back. Then suddenly everything became "English." Shoes were laced and made with blind eyelids and flat, pointed toes. Trousers shrank alarmingly, and became so tight that the wearer always looked as if he may have been molten and run into them. Coats underwent the shrinking and shortening and were split up the back to about the shoulder blades of the wearer. A plump young man encaused in their scantiness somehow always caused one to think of a bob-tailed polony. Wide silk ties spread their flamboyant colors across the shirt-bossom. The knit tie was "out." The rising tide of the collar had reached the earlobs.
Consider the young man of today with his shoe string tie, his quarter-inch collar, his trick coat, his flapping bell-bottom trouser legs, and his "Jawn E." pulled down on the bridge of his nose. Consider, and think twice before you pull that next one about women's styles.
WE ARE AGAINST THE GRAFTER
The status of a "grater" at K. U. in thee times of high costs and reduced incomes, is difficult to define, although every political candidate in the coming elections will claim that he is opposed to the manipulations of the "grater."
Usually when the "greater" is traced to his hair he is found to be holding some student office in which he has the handling of various sums
of money. He eats, sleeps, studies in a most hurried manner and then spends his hours of recreation wandering how in the world he is going to manage his job so that he won't get in the hole. He finds on closer inspection of his office that "easy money" was something his predecessor got away with.
After he has gotten his task well under way he is rewarded with the appelation of "grafter" for his trouble, while he is worrying to avoid a deficit.
But we must have "graffera" on the Hill or else we would have little to reform in student affairs.
Student Opinion
Recently, our Student Counsel passed an ordinance against the students smoking in the buildings and in front of buildings on the campus.
Editor Daily Kansan
Yesterday at noon, a man, who from all appearances was a member of the faculty, ate his dinner at the Commons; as he ashe drove from the table he put his pipe in his mouth, put on his wraps, and walked towards the door; then, he stopped and lit his pipe. Just at that time another man came in, who also appeared to be a faculty member; they exchanged an ice cream bar with the room's first man blew several puffs of smoke up towards the ceiling to perfume the Commons for the benefit of those dining there.
It seems to me that when a man gets to the point that he will throw all courtesy aside, either through thoughtlessness, or deliberate carelessness, not saying anything about the violation of the state law, as this would be should he be taken into custody and given some training in etiquette.
It would do no harm for all of us to look up the rules on etiquette once in a while, and practice them on the campus, rather than trampling them and the feelings of our friends under foot.
Freshmen get paddled for some of the things they do, but some of us upperclassmen and members of the faculty do things on the campus which are more deserving of a padding than the "general principle stooling" that the freshman receives. Let's add more like gentlemen in
A Senior.
Plain Tales from the Hill
Let's act more like gentlemen in the future.
Heedle Radio:
(A One-Act, Farce)
Preface: The Kansas Cub has been inited to listen in on one of the much talked-of radio concerts.
Setting; Office of the Kansas Telephone Company. Cab sits with receivers on ears listening painfully. The operator fuddles with countless plugs and levers on the apparatus in front of him.
Operator (working feverishly)
Here it comes! Listen!
Machine: BURR-RR-RR. WHO-OO-EOOEEEE. GUCK, GUCK. Cub (to himself): This is all right. Where's the weight. Which's where. Where's the concert.
Machine: EEEEEEEE-EEE-EEE
E-E-E-EE-EE-Guck.
Operator: Now she comes. Concert. Listen!
Machine (controline voice): Hoo-oolly
night, Nee-en-eaculous GUCK-GUCK-GUCK
EEEE-EE-EE-E-E-GUCK-GUCK. Warner in the southeast
portion tonight and 00000EEEEC
EEEE0000 EEEE-EE- WHAM
Cub (thrills running up back)
Whoopee, Christmas in Germany.
Cub: Gosh! They must be conceived with a jazz hall in Hong Kong Machine: GURAK-GURAK-GUAI RAK!
Machine (for next ten minutes)
EEEEEEE-E-E-E-E-E-CUT CUT
000000000-EEE-E-WONG WONG
000000000-EEE-E-WONG WONG
EEEEEEE-WONG
Hello Girl: Gee-ee, ain't sciencegrand!
Cub: Here you take these. No, I insist.
Operator (growing): That blame osteoplast next door is rubbing down another patient with radio, blank.
Machine: GURAK EE-EE-EE-EEE-Colder tonight and EE-HRUR. Station 000-oo-00 will offer "Ol Mio" music from the GURR-RR! cinema eagerly and in his element, having had one whole semester of Spanish. Enter fifteen grinning, gum-chewing "number please" maidens. Cab looks dismayed, but remembers that a newspaper man is always a gentleman and thrusts receivers at one of them.)
On Other Hills
Organized fifty-mile hikes for women are proving successful at the University of Texas.
(Exit Cub, limping slightly on account of, a slumbering lower limb, "news nose" held high, and thoughts in clouds, yet vaguely suspecting that the radio air traffic by the Government would not be at all of reason.)
CURTAIN
Le Carte Francais of the University of Minnesota is presenting "La Cagnite" proceeds from which are awarded to instituted scholarship fund of the club.
Arrangements have been made by the Italian Club at the University of Pensylvania to hold a number of social functions, including dances, a spring concert and an relay team which will participate in the Pensylvania Carnival.
Student's Health Code
Mental Health
One of the chief differences between man and animal is that the animal has no control over its emotions while to man is given the power of abstract reasoning whereby he may inhibit or control to a certain extent his emotions. Nothing is more fundamental to the well being of the individual than mental control. Who does not acquire and cultivate this early in life will lead a rudderless and chaotic existence.
Research has proved that the various activities of the mind actually alter the chemistry of the body cells. When one says, "I was so angry I was sick," it is usually intended as a figure of speech. But it is literally true. It has been demonstrated that the nervous system unwolesome mental attitudes create an actual acidosis in the cells of the driving mechanism of the body.
It is told of John Quincey Adams that when he was eighty years of age he mite in the streets of Boston an old friend who shook his hand and said: "Good morning, and how is John Quincey Adams, today?"
WANT ADS
"Thank you," was the ex-president's answer, "John Quincy Adams himself is quite well, but the house in which he lives at present is being dislappated. It is to tattering upon its foundation that John Quincy Adams deeply destroyed it. The old tenement is becoming almost uninhabitable, and I think John Quincy Adams will have to move out soon. But he hisself is quite well, sir, quite well."
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FOR RENT—Room for boys at 1324
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LOST-Girl's wrist watch Thursday night between Fraser Hall and Varsity Hall. Return to Kansai University. Block 21, Black Way gift. Roward. 104-324-324
NOTICE: Pht Delta Theta has a date for Eck's Hall, March 17, which it will turn over to any person or organization. Call Willard Pierce at 248.
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D. Orrelau, Specialist, Eye, Ear,
Nose and Threat. All Glass work
guaranteed. Phone 445. Dick Building
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DR. FLORENCE BARROWS  Osteopath
Phone 2327, 599 $1, Masa. Sf.
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SIMMONS BROTHERS PLUMING,
Heating and electric work. Phone
161 Howersock Theatre Bldg.
DR. A. J. VANWINKLE, Your oatee path, 1329 Ohio. Phone 1021.
DALE PRINTING COMPANY. First class work. Prices reasonable. Phone 228. 1627 Mass. Street.
DRS, WELCH AND WELCH, CHRO-
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school. Phone 115. Office over Houk'a
CHIROPRACTORS
BULLOCK PRINTING COMPANY Stationery-printing of all kinds Flowerskirt Slid
Eastman Kodak Films for all sizes of kodaks. Take pictures on that hike. Rankin Drug Store—adv.
LAWRENCE OPTICAL COMPANY (Ex-
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AWARDS OF OPERATION
ROYCE RENEWALD, Jr. - Royce examined:
glasses made in 1025 MASS
THOMAS ELECTRIC in 15 minutes at time
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FANING
They steam your suit press it right
No sense of looking like a right
There are a lot of good clothes that never show their stylish worth because they're not kept in condition. We keep clothes in condition.
Zerbats Grip Tablets knock that old over night.—Rankin Drug Store. adv.
Sani-Fold tooth brushes stay clean.
A patent cover protects them from all germs —Rankin Drug Store—adv.
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WHICH WAY ARE YOU HEADED?
Every teacher moves either forward or toward the Educational cape hep. Last year the most progressive employers in forty four states and three foreign countries asked us for 7000 PROGRESSIVE teachers to fill positions from Kindergarten to State University, OUR GENIUS of compassion GNLY when asked to do so by employees. This is why discriminating employers use OUR SERVICE when they need teachers. It is the only profession way.
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If You Had Used
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WATKINS NATIONAL BANK
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CAPITAL $100,000.09
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SURPLUS $100,000.00
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Dick Williams, Assistant Cashier
W E. Hazen, Assistant Cashier
Hill, D. C. A. Asho, L. V. Miller, T. C. Green,
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K. U. DRAMATIC CLUB will present
$1200 a Year
With a cast of twenty University actors A Character Play
Tickets are on sale now at the Round Corner No mail orders taken
Different from and superior to any previous Dramatic Club production
Prices $1.25, $1.00,.75
Bowersock Monday. March 13
Bowersock Theatre, Sat., Night Only Mar. 4
The Event of the Season
The Vanderbilt Producing Company's
Acknowledged Musical Comedy Triumph of the Civilized World
Company's Own Symphonic Orchestra Augmented by Theatre Orchestra
The Girl Whose Fame and Good Cheer Girldes the Globe
Who Has Many Spirious Imitators—But—No Equals
PRICES—$2.50, $2.00, $1.50, $1.00 Plus War Tax
SEATS ON SALE NOW