THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University of Kansas Subscription price $2.50 in advance for the first nine months of the academic year; $2.00 for one semester; 50 cents a month; 16 cents a week. Entered as second-class mail matter September 17, 1910, at the post office at Lawrence, Kansas, under the act of March 2, 1879. Published in the afternoon five times a week by students in the Department of Journalism, University of Kansas. Published on the press of the Department of Journalism Address all communication to THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas Phones. K. U. 25 and 66 EDITORIAL STAFF The Daily Kannan airs to picnic spaces of the University of Kannan to go forward, by standing for the ideals the students desire; to be clean; to be cheerful; to be clean; to be cheerful; to leave more serious problems to the beat of the ability the students have; Editor-in-Chief Campus Editor College Editor Telegraph Editor Marion Simley Alumni Editor Ted Houston Alumni Editor RUSINESS STAFF Business Manager...Lloyd Ruppenthal Abszt. Business Mgr...Jance Counsy Abszt. Business Mgr...Cowell Carlson BOARD MEMBERS George McVay Phylla Winger Wilfred Husband Chester Diceau Diana Flower Rumberger Marion Collins Jacqueline Glmore Hayden Dyer TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 28, 1922. IN MEMORIAM The whole University mourns the loss of one of its sons. Dan B. Harrison's untimely death last Sunday as the result of the tragic accident at Eudora is the second bereavement of the school year. First, it was George Hals, noted football star, who left us last November, and now Dan Harrison, one of the most popular and well-liked students who ever attended K. U., has been recalled by the Great Commander. Dan, as he was generally known, was a worthy example of young American manhood, earnest in his work, straightforward, unaffected in his attitude toward fellow-students, and with a smile and a cheering word for all; he was deserving of the many friendships which he so easily won by his winning ways. Every one speaks most highly of Dan as a student, a young man, and a friend. His prominence in University activities speaks well for his success, which an untimely death cut short. He was a member of the Beta Theta Pi fraternity, a member of Sachems, and backhack on the Varsity football squad last year, and was active in all K. U. affairs and policies. Don Harrison heced his country's call in the World War, and was commissioned second lieutenant. Before coming to the University of Kansas, he attended the Wentworth Military Academy, where he took a prominent part in athletics and school activities. It seems sometimes to us that death should be more considerate of its victims, but that is not for human power to decide. It seems hard that Dan Harrison, with a university degree almost within his grasp, should never complete his last semester's study on Mount Oread. The University feels his loss today and will feel it still more tomorrow. Though Dan Harrison is not with us now, his memory will linger forever. The only scientist engaged in the investigation of the hereditary characteristics of the turkey is a K. U. man, we are told. The world is anxiously waiting the conclusion of his research to discover whether the high cost of that rare bird is hereditary. At any rate, it seems that the H. C. I. so commonly associated with the turkey about Thanksgiving and Christmas time seems not to have been a recessive trait—rather it appears to have been excessive. SENIOR WOMEN MOBILIZE For the first time in the history of the University, senior women have taken definite action to organize. By doing this the women of the University hope to be able to meet classmates whom they have not met before. By attending and enjoying the same activities together, they will be doing much toward acquiring a fraternal feeling that will mean much to any senior class on leaving their Alma Mater. The bond will be strong enough to bring the alumne back for commencements, because they will want to get those whom they met during their four years on Mount Orcad. They will not feel that they are coming back to meet strangers but will be drawn back by a longing to see those with whom they came in contact the last year of their University career. The women of the class of 1922 have established a precedent. Although they have not organized until the last semester of the year, the will be able to show the women of the present junior class what this organization will mean. All women of the upperclass should take advantage of the various activities planned for the remainder of the year. They should realize the extent that these functions will play in their post-University life. The organization of women in every senior class at K. U. is a worthy precedent for succeeding classes to follow; it is a good move in the right direction, and deserves the support of the entire student body. Headline—Kansas Professor takes examinations in New York. We are glad that some pedagogues have to take them. After having a few courses under some professors on the Hill, we are beginning to think that professors always gave examinations. It is some consolation to know that one K. U. instructor, at least, has to undergo the mental agonies thrust upon students at about this time of year. The State Normal Board of Nebraska has decreed that no teachers shall be allowed to attend any institution where women are permitted to smoke. Columbia, Northwestern, and the University of Chicago were placed on the "black list." Perhaps if the Nebraska educators carried their investigations far enough, the teachers in the Cornhill state would have to be content to do all their studying in the libraries. WELL DONE. KANSAS WELL DONE, KANSAS Playing in foreign territory with the odds in favor of their opponents, having once suffered defeat at the hands of this same enemy, the Jayhawk five answered the pleas of their coach and University and administered a defeat to the Tigers. Hurrull for Coach Allen and his fighting color beware! It was a critical moment when the two rival teams met. Everything favored Missouri. The Tigers couldn't loe said the Missourians. But they counted without the Mount Oreadads. For these men had been drilled to think that they couldn't lose. They took into account every bit of psychology, and then with all the facts in mind the Kansas basketball team battling through forty minutes of play, came out on the long end of the score. The same Jayhawkers and Tigers are now tied for Valley honors. But to stay in the race the Jayhawkers must win both of the two games remaining unplayed on their schedule. As the team is not expected to "lay down" after their victory, neither should the rooters. The team needs strong support through these last two games. Now is the time to show your ap preparation of the victory over Mis souri. Fasinelies of a Brazilian passport issued to Wilhelm Hohenzollern show that the ex-German monarch planned to free from his Holland exile to Brazil. The former warlord gave his profession as "kaiser." Having lost his job in Germany, Wilhelm is apparently looking for new territory in which to practice his "profession." Great Britain once issued a St. Helena passport to Napoleon Bonaparte. If the ex-kaiser will renounce his profession, England might allow him to saw wood in St. Helena, if he is so disdissatisfied with his Holland exile. After looking over the box score of the recent Kansas-Washington basketball game, the stationary guard, who amused the Kansas spectators in Robinson Gymnasium with his "defense" call, must have had a sore throat in the last game between the two teams. The students of Lafayette college have seen the light and are asking for self government. But what they will probably get is a student council. some one wants to know if AL- LENTIES is any thing like spinal meningitis, or is it just a new kind of corn medicine. Kansan Krackles If a drug is found that will make criminals tell the truth, why not make it the breakfast beverage for the whole world? The English claim that the American language has many peculiarities. Certainly, we admit that. It is also known that if we call an Englishman a level-headed man, he is flattered; but if we refer to him as flat-headed, he is not so pleased. The eyes of the University are or the Men's Student Council. Will anything happen? ask the editorial writer? Yes, we hasten to reply: Judging from the lethargy shown last semester there will be many new moons before another awakening. Kanan headline—Wireless bugs hear K. C., radio concert. Entomologists who are collecting rare specimens ought to be interested. "Cut yourself another piece of cake," advised a connoisseur with the Greenwich Follies. If he had known the menu of University dining parlor, he should have have! You're lucky if you get a piece of cake." At any rate, Mca Oser, riding master, fiance of Mathilde McCormick, certainly ought to have an air of stability about him. "Oh for a chance at that first robin- " growled the shivering student as he closed the windows and started a search for the discarded "heavies." Press reports from New York seem to indicate that Mary Garden is volatile once more and has again resigned from the Chicago Opera Company. Uline—Puzzle: How Old is Max? In reply one might say that he is old enough to know better. Admission charges at the theatres in Lawrence make one wonder if they wouldn't make Jesse James think he had dabbed in a pike's game. A few days ago some one was lamenting the absence of K. U. trai- tions and among them was mentioned a "lover's lane." But we ask, why do we need a lover's lane as long as we have Spooner library? The Lawrence fire department recently arrived on Oread Avenue in full force, as they thought, to put out a blaze. when they drew up in front of the house that was supposed to be affire, it was found that it was all a mistake. Various solutions of the mystery are being supplied by the studios and it is hinted that the fire department was balancing its books for the year, and, finding a reported fire that had never been put out, went to see about it. Plain Tales from the Hill One of the professors of the economics department came to class one morning with a very bad cold. He decided to have the class do the talking, and so after calling the roll he asked a certain well knowndy for a discussion. All he could hear were skit voices from the back of the room. It is reported that a freshman of the fair sex recently took an examination in mathematics and then calmly carried her quix book home with her. Her classmates are now reminding her that University classes, as yet, are not being conducted on the absent-treatment plan. Andy Smith, head football coach at the University of California, is greatly pleased at the fact that his school's ancient fee, Standard University, is to have Glen Warner, noted Pittsburgh coach, on its athletic warmer is beyond the best Warner is beyond the best American." Smith said recently, "in addition, Warner men give the greatest exhibition of tackling I have ever seen." "Hurry up and talk," he shouted, "I can't because I have a cold." "I have a cold too; I can't talk either, came the wake voice again." To the University Daily Journal. The average K. U. student spends probably at least $20 for books and stationary on each year. Thirty-five hundred students would use over $70,000 of worth these goods. Several different private firms are supported partially or wholly from this trade of K. U. students in who some cases pay exhorbitant prices. Might it be because by means of a cooperative book store on a sound business plan? The W. S. G. A. book exchange is a start in the right direction, but it does not have room and is only temporary in character. Why shouldn't the students of K. U. establish a real co-operative store or urge that the administration handle books for students. I would like to hear from some other students in this column. On Other Hills Student Opinion A week of entertainment and honors is given to the seniors at the University of Pennsylvania. The biggest feature of Senior Week is the Ivy Ball and bangle, followed by a series of athletic meets and dances. "Redflesh" reflecting devices are to be installed on the campus at the K. S. A. c as highway danger signals. These signals are so devoid as to reflect the light of an approaching automobile, as well as to attract instant attention. The R. O, T. C. of the University of Iowa will give a three ring circus soon which will feature twenty-one military and animal stunts. Silver A Senior loving cups, which have been offered as prizes for the best drilled company, will be presented at this time. A nposal will also be given to the best drilled cadet. Five hundred students have left the University of California at the request of the Dean of the Undergraduation. More than a hundred over last year. No enrollment fee. Commission payable out of first and second month's salary. Ask for copy of STEPPING UWARD. A beauty contest is held annually at the University of Denver to which men students alone are eligible for nomination. A new rule at Grinnell college provides that all lights in rooming houses must be out at 10:30 o'clock on week nights and 11:15 o'clock on Friday and Saturday nights. Victims of a fire, a certain number the rule more than a certain number of times will be punished. WHICH WAY ARE YOU HEADED? Every teacher moves either forward or toward the Educational scorpion. 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