THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University of Kansas Subscription price $250 in advance for the first nine months of the academic year; $250 for one semester; $63 a month; 15 cents a week. Entered as second-class mail matter September 17, 1919, at the post office at Lawrence, Kansas, under the act of March 2, 1873. Published in the afternoon five times a week by students in the Department or Journalism of the University. The price of each piece of the Department of Journalism Address all communication to THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas Phones. K. U. 25 and 66 EDITORIAL STAFF The Daily Kannan apps to please the students of the University of Kansas to go for training in public speaking. By standing for the ideals that are necessary to be successful, to be cheerful to listen to more serious programs, to work with more serious professionals serving the best of his ability the school. Editor-in-Chief Marton Collins Associate Editor Joseph H. Brunzell Elsevier Editor Elmer Turner Campus Editor Joe Turner Telegraph Editor Margaret Latkin Telegraph Editor Margaret Latkin Plain Tales Editor Jacqueline Gloree Alumni Editor Raymond Davenport Journalist Editor Michael Rapp BUSINESS STAFF Business]Manager----Lloyd Ruprecht Ast. Business Manager----Javier Connolly Ast. Business Manager----Cornell Carlier BOARD MEMBERS george McUvey **Winget** Wintred Husband **Stella Dudhill Hutton** Charley **Marion Shippe** Chamber Shaw **Marion Shippe** Amurber Rumberger Ted Hudson FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 24, 1922. ENFORCEMENT FOLLOWS The Men's Student Council is to be congratulated. After a lethargy of a semester, the Council finally aroused from its sleep and pledged its support to the Chancellor in regard to student affairs on the campus. And with the fire of activity still smouldering in its ores, this worthy governing body passed important bylaw concerning reckless driving on the campus. It was much needed legislation and the members of the council can well applaud their action. But now is the time for complacency. If the Council feels that is has done its duty and releases into its former state of inactivity, the result of the legislation will be nil. The laws and rulings are on the books, of course, but they must be enforced. After law-making comes law-enforcement. Legislation is not sufficient. The enforcement should be put into the hands of an executive. The eyes of the University are or the Council. Will anything happen? A great many people are still wondering in what part of France Anatole is. "Democrats at Love Fans," reads one headline, while the top line in the following paper says "Session starts with row." Quite a family affair, this Democratic convention. THE WILD WEST STILL SURVIVES It has been dimed into our ears lo these many years that the Wild West that once existed is departing into the mists of the ages. Perhaps, perhaps, but the writers who give forth such gloomy forebodings have surely overlooked one section of the United States. Thanks to the earnest efforts of the populace of one of our younger (and wealthier) states we have been having wild western exhibits of the sort more familiar in the days of Buffalo Bill, performances given frequently, no admission charged. Oklahoma is fortunate in many things. It is wealthy and its inhabitants are energetic and pushing. Yet notwithstanding all this it has a veneration for time-honored institutions which is commendable in so young a state. Here is where we find the last remnants of our vanishing West and the Oklahomaans seem determined to hold on to it with all its trimmings, such as bad men, the two-gun sheriff and all the accompanying shooting affairs and general atmosphere of lawlessness that go with such matters. These little performances have been occurring in Oklahoma with commendable frequency during the past years and more particularly of late in the towns of Ardmore and Okmulge. Our hats are off to the worthy spirit shown by this young and enterprising state. HELP! Once more science has rung the bell. A means has been devised whereby people may be compelled to tell the truth without the aid of third degree methods. The drug scopolamin can be administered to the subject and, according to the results of recent experiments, no conscious deviation from the truth is possible. It may be but a short time until the peaceful domesticity of many homes can be jarred into a violent discord if the storm and strife becomes curious and drops a little "twilight sleep" in her lesser half's morning coffee. What then? John's old stuff about business at the office may not stand up for him. He will have to tell the truth and then it will be "Good morning, Judge." And then picture the dismal future of the doomed politician. No longer can he take the stump and tell his beloved constitents what a real good man he is. Some one may slip up on him with a little of the potent scopolamin. Some of the present politicians may be rather hard to catch. What would happen ... drug should be applied to students explaining cuts from classes? Perhaps a decided decrease in round trip tickets from university towns would follow. Fond parents might be able to as-certain why young hopefuls finished up the semester with a "D" flush. It might be possible for them to learn that text-books are really not so costly after all but that the "Pron" really was a good party. A little slow, minor music, please professor. A dirge would be preferable, for the decease of all liars may be close at hand. Both beauty and brains are the qualities attributed to an actress by her uniting press agent. There was once a woman named Cleopatra who had both of these qualifications. Rather a dangerous combination we should judge. Plain Tales from the Hill I'M THE GUY. That makes every session of the afternoon tea-dances, showing my skill at foot shuffling on the polished marble floor. I always procure the use of a taxi to take my date to and from the dantante, as it gives the girl the intimacy she needs in a rich family, and have pedigree. I get my sporting air by wearing knickers as I have seen Wallace Reid do in the movies. I am also cultivating a very exclusive model of the misplaced eyebrow after the style of Jack Holt. I think that I am a real classy model of the collegiate world, and am striving to become head CAKE EATER. SIDEWALK SLANG. SIDEWARD SLAM. I wonder why it is that I can never paint a rug under Prof. Jibwicks? So you "spoise" it because of my personality? I think it must be because he doesn't like bobbed hair. Honestly he's the horridest thing you e-ever saw-w-w! Did I tell you about that time last week? And my lesson perfect and the brute poked fun at me before the whole class. I spent fifteen minutes preparing for class that day. I even brought my vanity case along, to be sure I looked just right. I tell you I'm sieve. And now I'll have to work all this week on his petrified stuff. Cases I'd buy to a book in the course, after all. And here I thought I'd save $2.75 and that would have bought me three mureels. Mary, come on with me. I have the funnest thing to tell you about 'ast night.' The big car drew up to the walk and stopped. A girl leaned out and called to one of the girls who were walking together. Gosh, I hate old Jibwicks I SAW TODAY— "All right. This is great. I was just going down the hill anyway." She turned to her companion. "I'll take my book now, Louise, and don't forget that you can always be in class. I will never get by in that class. Gehyc. I see you Friday." Mary left her companion and got into the car. The two girls drove without a hood look at the girl on the walk whose head rose a bit higher as she winked off the ill sneeze. Strange Animal of Australia Finds Last Resting Place in Display Case of Muse "No, it is not a typographical error. It is the name of an animal. If you think hard enough you may recognize it as the label the old green geography tacked on a queer web page with milkbred, egg-laying animal "Australia." One of these interesting curiosities of the animal kingdom is among the specimens to be found at Dyche Museum. It is about twenty inches long with an oval, flattened body and dense, short fur fitted for throwing objects from reaching the skin in burrowing. It has no visible ears and the eyes are small. The muzzle is broad and flat with a dark beak which is hair- On Other Hills loss and resembles the bill of a duck. The velvety skin on the back of the specimen at Dynec Museum has dried o w horny-like substance. "Dearie: Meet me at the Driskell hotel at 12:30 Tuesday, Dearie." The ensuing excitement died out when it was discovered to be merely the intest trick of the Rotary Club members out to the weekly lunch club. The coaches of the University of Indiana recently stated that basketball has brought about more suffering from athlete hearts than other foot- The ornithorynchus is nocturnal in its habits and lives in long burrows in the banks of creeks and ponds. It has cheek pouches in which it stores the food that it finds in the mud at the bottom of streams and ponds or beneath stones. this is caused by the season being too long and the schedule of games played being too crowded. Indiana coaches hope to improve college athletes by reducing the length of the game and the number of the games played. Those who are working their way through college at the University of Michigan find it very difficult to get jobs. There are many non-college men, who pose as students and apply for those positions, thereby decreasing the number of jobs open for University men. The department of psychology at Northwestern University he introduced the right and wrong system of grading examination papers. It has been used in the same way about the same per cent of A's and B's are obtained as were former. A campaign for the completion of Grace Hall, Episcopal dormitory for girls at the cost of $75,000 was started on February 8 in Austin, Texas, for the state university. The ornithorynchus lays eggs about three-fourths of an inch long with soft, non-coloreous shells. Usually but one egg is laid at a time and then hatch almost immediately. They are covered, blind and have short fleshy bills. James Milliken University, Galesburg, IH, came into possession of a gift from the university field by the latest gift of the Milliken estate to the University. Competitive shoots between cadet companies are now being held to determine the team that will represent the University of Idaho in the Ninth area telegraphic shoot which takes place Feb. 16, 17 and 18. The winner in the Ninth Area shoot will be sent to Camp Perry to represent the West in the national championship meet. The drive to raise money to increase the student loan fund of the University of Idaho will soon be put under full headway. The fund now amounts to $10,550, but there is need for considerable more and it is hoped by the students that the drive will raise the desired amount. Plans are being formulated for a new hotel to be built on the Stanford campus. It will be constructed and leased by the University. The hotel will fill a long felt need at Stanford, and will serve to accommodate a large number of Standards visitors, who are otherwise forced to stay in San Francisco. Discontent toward the president has been growing among the students for some time. The immediate cause of the "hanging" was the censoring of books that the university paper, the Volante, condemning the attitude of the faculty. Freshman tennis opened today at the University of California. A large number of men turned out. It was urged that they arrange competitive matches in order to determine the first squad of men by the elimination process. WANT ADS "Listen to Me" is the title of the galloping musical comedy to be presented by the Cornell Masque. The University of Indiana and the University of Washington baseball will meet on Denny field June 2 and 3, is the announcement made Wednesday, the graduate manager's office. That the requirements for football letters be increased, for basketball slightly decreased, and that track and tennis awards be made on a participation instead of a winning basis, were the changes agreed upon. Initiation of new members into the various organizations on the campus at the University of Idaho, started last Saturday. Derby hats, collared caps, shoe string neckties, coupled with the carrying of dry goods boxes, or the act of sprinting between buildings, serve to distinguish the unlucky individual from his more 'ornate brothers. at a committee meeting of the athletic coaches and members of the board of athletic control at the University of Washington. All Want advertisements are cash. 15 Five insertions 40 cents. Over 15 words five insertions 60 cents. Over 20 words five insertions 60 cents. three insertions 50 cents. No insertion in over 75 cents. Must always accompany wallet must always accompany wallet President Robert Sledge of the University of North Dakota was hanged in elbow to a flagpole by student James Brown, disapproval of his general attitude. FOR RENT - Nice large room, modern house, to one or two young men. Ready March 1, 1319 Tenn. St. Phone 12345 Red. 99-3-14 FOR RENT—Room for boys at 1324 Ohio. 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