THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Little Sprigs of Mistletoe and A Natural Weakness of Co-eds Ruins Omaha Non-kissed League A little sprig of mistletoe has broken up the "non-kissed" parity league. The league was organized last fall at the University, Richard Scholes of Omaha was its founder and president. Mr. Scholes is now the only active member of the league. The others also attend, ceased to be eligible to membership. "Theou shalt not kiss, neither shall thy lips receive the caress of another." was the creed of the organization. It is still the creed and that's why President Scholes is the only remaining member of the league. At first the membership was restricted to men. Then co-eds demanded and won admission The league was not going to hold parties. "What is the use?" said the co-eds. But all the other fraternities and sororities connected with the university held their annual "affairs". It was whispered that some of the non-kissing men were wavering The purity League was the most popular organization at the university when it was first organized. "There's been too much kissing going on around the university," the organizers said. Then came the big dance, and the membership of the league was still intact. A little bunch of mistittee was the first to discover a chandelier in the center of the room. President Scholes was the first to discover the emblem of folly. He was horrified that it could not be removed without a hider and the jinitter could not be located. The symbolic mistittee remained. The siting room was dinky lighted. There were cory corners, less lighted. And from one of these latter there audiencture a sound that spread conformation. ALUMNUS THINKS K. U. HAS LACKED SUPPORT Cancellor and Alumni Association, Praised by Irving Hill, A.B. '98 STADIUM SOUND PROJECT Will Yield Ten Per Cent Return on Capital Invested, Hill Says "The University of Kansas has emerged from a period in which it has been hindered by lack of support in n a number of important directions", says Irving Cronk, executive director, in a statement concerning the Memorial campaign. Several significant factors in the encouraging change that has taken place were pointed out by Mr. Hill. One of them was e. H. M. Lindley, the new chancellor, has been an inspiration to the institution, the student body, the alumni, and the former student body and the state. "Since K. U. is the leading institution in the state the condition that did exist was having a serious effect throughout Kansas, which has come to depend more and more upon the KU faculty's trained professional business leadership." "Through some of the alumni, the Alumni Association was aroused to activity in supporting Chancellor Lindley and the University." Mr. Hill said. "We employed Alfred G. Hill as secretary, and he has done very successful work in building up the Alumni association and carrying on its work with the legislature and with the Memorial Corporation. Prof. W. J. Baugartner, Dr. F. C. Allen, and others started a movement for a one million dollar memorial to afford a last monument to the war sacrifice of K. U. men and women, 128 of them from all over the world and thousands were to go to an abitantic field and Stadium and the other half million or more was to build a Kansas Union building. Later an effort on the part of the Law alumni to raise $40,000 for a memorial to "UncleJungle" Greenleaf was made, which was deemed advisable to incorporate that with these other purposes and complete it. "The University of Kansas Memorial corporation, a tax-exempt, educational-purpose corporation, was chartered to handle the Memorial business. When about $500,000 had been subscribed, the McCook field bleachers were condemned and the torn down of the Memorial corporation contract for $250,000 worth of field and stadium. Money was borrowed to complete this contract." It was undoubtedly the sound of a kiss, and it was accompanied by laughter. The two were confronted by sten members of the purity league. "We reargit," the two culprits chimed together. Then they pointed to a lil' bunch of miscreants. But they didn't leave the corner. Instead they kissed again. A minute later the Purity League had lost two more members. "You cannot resist the mistletoe," all said they as they resigned. About half the membership of the league backslid that evening. The next day there were a number of accusations. The players caused resigned without making any denial. Now the league just has one member, Richard Scholes. "At the present time something over $700,000 in subscriptions have been received. The successful completion of the campaign is coming nearer as community efforts are beginning to the total, this being brought about through systematic organization work of Memorial representatives. "Throughout this movement, the spirit for the support of the University has been none of the most remarkable things of any movement that has ever taken place in Kansas. This went through the student body in their subscriptions, then through the city of Lawrence in a most remarkable way; afterward was carried on in other Kansas cities." Mr. Hill did that the Stadium, the Union and the Green memorial are intended to take care of the intangible phases of education for which it could hardly be hoped to secure appropriations from the state legislature, although they are of great importance in rounding out the education of the boy and girl and of the life and spirit of the institution. "The Stadium aside from its inspiration for physical education," said the Alumni president, "in it himself a very sound financial project. Director Allen estimates that the increased receipts from this Stadium will amount to almost $4 million per ten per cent return on the capital invested and itself is a five per cent return on the entire Memorial," Hill said. All Stories in by That Time Material Wanted FEB. 24 IS OREAD DEADLINE Contestants for the short story prizes offered by the Oread Magazine are urged to line up their materials and write their manuscripts in ample time to get them in before the deadline date of Friday, February 24, according to an announcement by Margaret Larkin, associate editor of the paper's morning. This form comparatively few stories have been submitted. Both the first and second prize short stories will be printed in the next edition of the magazine, which will appear, according to present plans, on Monday, March 5. To date, a good supply of excellent poetry has been turned in, but stories, essays, sketches and the like are in great demand. Dean Floyd, '120, of Sedan, was a K. U. visitor this week. Mr. Floyd is now engaged in the cattle business. By The Way Keep your floors polished with Johnston's prepared Flor Wax. They will last longer and look better—Rankin Drug Store—adv. All material should be turned in at the editor's office, in the Kansan business office. Eastman Kodak films in all sizes. Rankin Drug Store.—adv. Dora Peters, f52 is now attending Columbia University where she will be a candidate for an A. B. degree in June. Miss Mrs Peters writes that she finds her work very enjoyable. Other former K. U. people at Columbia are Mary Olson A. B. 21, and Grace Ollen A. B. 21, Raymond Schweigler, and J. W. Twenty are candidates for doctors' degrees in June. Adelbert C. Brown, c22, withdrew from the University at the end of the emerget, but is now enrolled in the correspondence department. Prof. C. C. Williams of the department of civil engineering visited friends in Urbana, III., Saturday and Sunday. The Hope Boarding Club, 1145 Indiana, entertained Tuesday evening with a dance. Clarence Lynn, e'Is, has returned to Pittsburgh, Pa., after a week's visit with his parents, Mr. and Mrs. W. E. Lynn, 1247 Kentucky Street. Mr. Lynn is employed by the Westinghouse Electrical Co. of Pittsburgh. Eva Johnson, e'22, will spend Saturday and Sunday in Topeka with her parents. Charles Irwin of Emporia College was a visitor at the University yesterday. He stopped on his way from the Student Volunteer Convention in front of him. Dr. William L. Burdick went to Topeka this morning to attend the meetings of the Grand Masonic Orders. Prof. A. L. Oyen of the department of Spanish has not been able to meet his classes this week on account of a bad cold. Dwight W. Norris, c 23, $i_8$ sick at his home in Burlington and will not w in school this week. Chancellor E. H. Lindley is in Tepekta today attending a meeting of the State Board of Education, Leroy Goodman, c23, spent the week-end at his home in Kansas City. James Thorell, 8. K. U. track man, suffered an injury to his knee last week, which will prevent him from entering the K. C. A. C. meet. Melbourne Sinnard, e22 has been ill at the Theta Tau house for the last few days. John M. Shea, superintendent of buildings and grounds, is visiting his mother in Wichita. For several days she will return to Lawrence Friday. Vera Simmons, Dorothy Cavanaugh, Pearl Purl, Burgh, Rachel Hoyt, and Opal Pterberthere visited in Kansas City together over the week-end. Miss Kennedy, of Norton, was the guest of Helen Brown over the week end. Fred VanDelinde, c25, spent Saturday and Sunday at his home in Kansas City. Ward Hitt, c'25, spent Saturday and Sunday at his home in Kansas City. N. A. Mobbracher, e23, who withdrew at the end of the first semester, is now attending the Kansas State Agricultural College at Manhattan. Eva Dunkel, c24, who withdrew from classes last semester, is now at her home in Summerfield. The Aencia fraternity announces the pledging of Wilbert T. Haurey, e29; from Chaffin and Frank S. Mannugh, e24; from Hill City. Harvey Kruse, e23, is attending the University of Minnesota this semester where he is taking a course in salesmanship. Daniel Little, c'23, left this morning for Washington, D.C., where he will study law at George Washington University this winter. Dr. O. Stoland of the department of physiology is spending every Tuesday and Thursday in Roeedale this week to give medical teaching in the School of Medicine. El Ateneo will have a Valentine part, Tuesday afternoon at 4:30 in Room 313, Fraser. Wilbur Hoagland, c22, spent Saturday and Sunday at his home in Kansas City. Ray Chandler, c'25, spent last week end at his home in Emporia. 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Laughs CHOCOLATES? 1 lb., 2 lb., 3 lb. and 5 lb. boxes at the The Newcomers Club will meet Friday instead of Thursday at the home of Mrs. C. G. Dunlap, 925 Kentucky street at 3:00 o'clock. A committee from the faculty will have charge. TRIUMPHANT RETURN ENGAGEMENT of THE DRAMATIC SMASH The Bat did not belie its name. Snookiness, unsolvable mystery, intangible plot, and high-pitched, emotional melodrama—all were included. In its way it was a huge success. Kansan, Dec. 1, 1921. Round Corner Drug Store Mass. Street By Mary Roberts Rinehart and Avery Honwood Your Service WATKINS NATIONAL BANK The last six months we have called the public's The last six months we have called the public's attention to the fact that we serve our orders quickly of excellent food at reasonable prices. We want you to try our menu and to see for your- self the big thing we offer—service. SATURDAY NIGHT Feb.18,1922 SURPLUS $100,000.00 CAPITAL $100,000.00 OPEN ALL NIGHT DE LUXE CAFE "Where Service Counts" C. H. 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