THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN NOTED VOCAL TEACHER If You See A Lad With Spats, WILL BE HERE AGAIN A Brown Derby or Hula Skirt Just Blame It On "Hell Week" Dudley Buck and Victor Soar Planist, Engaged for Summer Session mer Session Dudley Buck, well-known vocal teacher of New York City, has been re-engaged for the next six weeks summer session at the University of Kansas, according to an announcement made 10:35 morning by Dean H. L. Butler of the School of Fine Arts, who said the fine physical condition and looking forward with great pleasure to his work here. Dean Butler also announces that Louis Victor Saar, one of the best known musical pedagogues in the United States and a composer of international reputation, has been engaged to connect a three weeks' Progressive Piano Normal during the summer session. Mr. Sara's term of service will be from June 26 to July 14. It is expected that between fifth and tenth grade students will come to the University especially for Mr. Sara's work. DUPLEY BUCK Mr. Saar has conducted these normals at Drake University and at the Cornish School of Music at Seattle. This summer he will conduct two other normals besides the one at K. U. Prof. Charles S. Skillen of the organ and theory department; Prof. Edward F. Kurtz of the violi department; Prof. W. S. Downing of the vocal department; and Prof. fliff Garrison of the piano faculty, will also be members of the summer session faculty. In the drawing, painting and design departments. Prof. Ressehyman Ketcham and Houchon C. Smith will have charge of the work in the summer sales. The workshop is the music and art departments is expected for the coming summer. Study of Colors In Assembly, Facinates Convocation is something more than a synod or student assemblage where the attentive students 'wend their ways in search of a place to park themselves for a full thirty-five minutes, where they gather together a sort of recreation is considered a necessity, being a means of relaxing their shattered nerves. Convocation is a place where the students has many varieties of entertainment and amusement as well as being a statistical seat concerning campus topics. Why should the students' attention be side tracked to the development of new members into a "this or that" and why should their attention be side tracked along international questions when there are so many important and interesting subjects such as the discussion of parties and the last visit home or even the gathering of reliable statements of color you 've heard yeast? Some persons might be under the impression that college life is one of pomp and vanity with a little mental exertion bobbing up here and there cramming for a "quiz," but according to close observations by two students, affected with feminine infatuation, college life is rather distal in the ranks of boys, sex, according to classification of women's colored head coverings which dotted the student assemblage at Convocation Friday morning. By commandeering advantageous chairs in the balcony, a survey of the entire convocation audience could be secured by the two observative students. Of the 528 women students who passed through the many different turmitshears to convocation, domed black headboards, 18 grey, 9 green headboards to intermingling heads and shades, 52 hats, and bonnets remained unclassified as to color. Of this total number of women, 182 of the more audacious feminine students defied the elements of nature by going bare headed. "Hell Week" is the rather violent caption that has been applied to it by the fraternities and—yes, it must be said—the sororites at the University of Kansas. To the notice the mere name is distressing, and any fraternity pledge will heartily agree with him. It is the week just preceding the initiation of freshmen into the various organizations; just how it received its vitrificole name is no profound secret. If questioned, a pleigee will admit that his brethren spare no effort in raising the first word of its name when he was born during the period. It is a time honored institution, and is considered indispensible—by the brethren. The time is early afternoon and the place a well known corner on the hill. The victim issues from the house, dressed in an oversun cap, white knee breeches, beautifully figured coat, and a green skirt grass skirt. He is armed with a club, a short sword, and a most gracious smile. All afternoon he patrols the corner, directing traffic, stopping carls while he assists members of the fair sex across the street, and, in fact, himself the cyanose of all eyes. Does he enjoy this—is it some freak fetish of his—is he displaying what the psychologist would term a dual personality? Ah, no, the smile is immense and sensuous and the ubiquitous paddle. What was his crime? The public will never know; perhaps he negotiated the stairs in an upright position instead of on all four as he did on the first floor, advertently left the house by the front instead of the cellar door; it is a gloomy secret that will never be Graduate Club to Elect "Graduate students are urged to meet in Room 128 East Administration at 4:30 o'clock Thursday, February 9, for the purpose of electing a president and a representative to the Men's Student Council," said Dean P. W. Blackman, this month. Dean J. McGrath, in short talk, "Methods of Graduate School." A large attendance is desired—Laverne B. Weed, Chairman. Send the Daily Kansan home. fathomed by Mr. Amused Observer. The scene changes, and it is early morning—students are going to classes. A dapper little fellow leaves the house at the bottom of the hill, a huge stack of books under each arm. Behind him—but not far behind—are two men, one blind, but ever watchful of their carrier Why is the dipper individual so burdened? Perhaps he does it by choice—choice between that and other things. Here are two roughly dressed persons hurrying across the campus. They see a man nearening them but still far away, and they cross the street. The man does likewise, and he sees another person. They start to pass this seeming nemesis, and he stops them with a tense command, and speaks a few sharp words to them; each one claws about in his pocket and produces a fresh hen egg. It is the law, he says. "You can eat it," the teacher observed. "You eat," he admits, "it is a hard rule to enforce, since hard-boiled eggs and fresh ones appear the same. Bill broke three today, and he is now known as Egg In the darkness of the night, a ound little follow scramble up the hill. His knees still shake, and his bin quinques as he meets a sympa- "Why did they paddle you?" inquiries the kindly disposed one. "For flanking a course," waits the injured pledge, "and the guy that sawung the hardest funked twice as many hours as I did." Last week it happened; this week it still happens in some organizations but it cords in becoming one of the ones to swing the impact paddle next year. Complete Machine-Set Paper Edited The Pittsburgh Sun, edited by Roger Triplett, formerly a student in the department of journalism, is believed to be the first paper in Kansas to produce a 100 per cent machine-set newspaper. The first machine-set paper was published chiefly to show the possibilities if machine methods over the old hand set method. By The Way Willard Day, c'22 ,spent the weekend in Topeka. Alpha Chi Omega announces the ledging of Miss Marjorie Wallace, Kansas City, Mo. The date for the address of Chancellor E. H. Lindley at the K. U. memorial banquet to be held in Chicago has been changed from February 14, according to Alfred G. Hill, secretary of its Alumni Association. Marjorie Whitman, c23, spent the week-end visiting friends in Topeka. Gilbert Syms, who attended Baker University last semester, has enrolled in the University. He is a member of Kappa Sigma. Leona Brandon, c23, sport the week and in Kansas City. She attended the play "Hamlet" at the Shubert Saturday night. Clarence Hoopes of Topeka, a student at Washburn last semester, has enrolled in the University. Charles Johnson, c'24, spent the week-end visiting friends in Kansas Kappa Signa will entertain with a formal dinner dance at Ecke's Hall. Friday night. Howard Jenks, c'25, is confined to the hospital with an attack of scarlet fever. Walter Gill, who has been teaching at Orange City, has returned to school this semester to take courses is education and coaching. Byron Rilley, c25, has withdrawn from school to return to his home at Horton, Kan. Karl H. White, A. B, 21J, is suffering from injuries received while skiing at Keyport, N. J. His injuries are not reported as serious. Beautiful Gifts Toward me in somebody's birthday, somebody's wedding day, somebody's aniversery, and among the Guatemalan assemblage of beautiful matches, fine diamond, silverware, cut glass and quality jewelry, you will always find a valuable gift selection. Be sure that the gift you send comes from THE COLLEGE JEWELER --- "YE SHOP OF FINE QUALITY" Don't Wait fill the last minute! JAYHAWKER DEADLINES The deadline on individual and organization glosses for the 1922 Jayhawker is February 15. The deadline on the sale of the books is February 18. The Jayhawker office is in Room 110 Fraser. Buy your book today. --- Miss Le Nota M. Atheb, f23, is at the present time located in Parksville, West Virginia, where she is returning to the University next fall. Miss Mabel Wingfield, a former student at the University of Kansas, has been visiting friends in Lawrence for her 40th birthday. She left this morning for Emporia. BOWERSOCK THEATRE Four Days Commencing February 13th PATENT SANDLES The new two strap pattern, low heel, goodyear welt sewed soles. Price $8.00 We are also showing three new popular styles of patent leather, one strap flat flat slippers. Price...6.50 NEWMAN'S RENEW YOUR KANSAN SUBSCRIPTION TODAY! From Now Until June $2.00 Brings all the news of the hill to you each evening of the semester. If you are not a subscriber start the semester right by subscribing now. CALL OR PHONE Kansan Business Office Telephone K.U. 66