THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
Official student paper of the University of Kansas
Subscription price $2.50 in advance for the first nine months of the academic year; $2.00 for one semester; 56 cents a month; 18 cents a week.
Entered as second-class mail matter September 17, 1916, at the post office at Lawrence, Kansas, under the act of March 3, 1879.
Published in the afternoon, five times a week by students in the Department of Kansas, from the press on the Department of Journalism
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THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
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The Daily Kannan aims to pleasen the University of Kansas; to go furry standing for the ideals the teachers to be cleaner, to be cheerful, to move more serious problems to have more serious problems serve to the host of ability the university.
EDITORIAL STAFF
Editor-in-Chief
Marion Collins
Campus Editor
Jen Turner
Designer
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Designer
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Designer
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Designer
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Alumni Editor
William Gilligan
BUSINESS STAFF
Business Manager-----Lloyd Ruppenthal
Asst. Business Manager----James Connolly
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FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 3, 1922
A CAT AND A KING
it is a well known saying that a cat can look at a king without disrespect to either, but if the cat were to sit chewing gun or powdering its nose while at the king, the well known saying would have lost its favor even before the days of Louis the Fourteenth.
Through all our time worn history and traditions has come this saying: a cat can look at a king. And neither of the two, the cat or the king haver tried to take advantage of the other by acting disrespectfully until here of late—in these days of flippers and cake eaters. But times have changed.
Only last Monday evening at the Bowersock theatre during Miss Barrymore's production of "Declasse," there appeared what will probably be the finish of this time-worn saying.
A young lady who was so fortunate as to have a box seat, sat, and powdered her nose throughout the performance. Not continuously of course, but at regular enough intervals to disconcert Miss Barrymore until she was forced to ask her manager to have the young lady discontinue her cosmetics.
If such a performance annoyed Miss Barrymore there is little doubt that it would have driven a king into a fit of rage and he would have ordered the offender's head cut off. But kings are few and far between, but manners are still manners.
THE JAYHAWK IS AT-TACKED
The joke, so a Kansas Editor would infer, is on the University of Kansas. For years the students of this institution have gloried in the name of "Jayhawk," seure in the belief that they were adopting the name of some distinctive bird, while all the time, so this Kansas editor tells us, "Jayhawk" has been and is the name of a species of spider. "Ha, ha," says the Kansas editor. Politely, but at the same time quite audibly, "Ha, ha."
Well, is the joke on the Kansas student? Granting that "Jayawkw" was once the name of a family of spiders, is it still that. Ask anyone in the country, Mr. Kansas Editor, what a Jayawkw is, and see if it doesn't become apparent that the joke is really on the蜘蛛. For he has lost his name.
No, Mr. Editor, to us of the University "Jayhawk" apples to neither a bird nor a spider. It is the name for the spirit of Kannas, a name of which, be it the original property of archida or aves, we are very, very proud.
BOOK THIEVES
What is the difference between the marauding thief in the night and the individual who wilfully carries books on the reference shelves away from the library?
This question might be more fittingly discussed in a class in ethics or a criminal court; but it is worthy of some consideration in the minds of students.
"I have never known so many books to be stolen at this University as in the past student," was the statement made by a professor recently.
The thief in the night takes only from the owner but the book stealing student deprives a whole group of its rights.
Reference books are usually very valuable, and access to them cannot be had by the majority of students except in the libraries. When these books mysteriously disappear the group suffers. In some individual cases it may even mean a flunk.
The book thief is to student society what the common thief is to society at large. The common thief may enter an establishment and steal merchandise; the university pest steals a reference book. In both cases wares necessary to the business have been taken. Both thieves are a menace to society and it would be highly desirable if they could be locked up indefinitely.
On Other Hills
Filt Gamma Delta has granted a chapter to the Beaver club, a local fraternity at Oregon Agricultural College, according to a telegram from L. P. Wilcox, instructor in horticulture and faculty member.
Debates have been scheduled for Oregon Agricultural College in the spring with Pennsylvania State College, and Occidental College. The University has written a plan of action, but as yet plans have been made to meet them.
University of California variety and freshman baseball opened last week at the annual sign-up rally. The 1922 team is predicted to be somewhat stronger than the last year's team in that it is composed of nearly all the veterans with several new men from the 1924 freshman team.
The last opportunity of the term for men of the Oregon Agricultural College campus to descend in a body on the co-eds will be Sunday, February 6. Open house will thereafter be a thing extinct until the third term. This is the decision of the mails of Panhellenic at their last meeting.
The teeth annual journalism week at the University of Washington promises to be the largest convention of newspaper men and women ever held in the state. At least five hundred are expected to attend. Fraternity and sorority houses will entertain the delegates during their stay.
G. A. Roberts'07, has returned from Rhodeia, South Africa - 13,650 miles, to again register as a student at the Oregon Agricultural College.
The University of California's rife club has accepted the challenge of the Oregon Agricultural College's team, to a rifle meet which will be held in Corvallis, Oregon. The teams will shoot on their own range, and the teams will be telegraphed to the other teams as soon as they are contled.
Plans have been approved for the construction of a four-story, concrete educational building for the department of education at the University of California at Santa Barbara at an approximate cost of $500,000 and be known as Havland Hall.
The daily Barometer was granted to Oregon Agricultural College at a meeting of the board of regents. It was thought advisable that the present system of two publications a week continue until next September when 50 cents will be added to the student incidental fee.
A "Future Minnesota" convoitation, called by members of the student body and having only students as speakers, was held at the University of Minnesota for the purpose of acquiring students in general and especially new students with the work and aims of the University.
Sir Philip Gibbs, famous English writer and war correspondent whose opinions on world events are eagerly waited by heats of followers addressed the University of Michigan on the subject, "What I Saw in Russia."
Nicholas Vachel Lindsay read his noeas at an all-university convocation at the University of Washington, which he heralded his entertainment as a "delightful form of higher vaudeville."
Two hundred pound Leo Calland,
the infant center of the Trojan football
machine, with a 60-90 degree gridron warriors of
the University of Southern California.
Washington University, St. Louis,
Missouri, has a novel plan for obtaining
anpansha for the 1923 annual.
The plan is to give a copy of the book
free to the person handing in the most
interesting collection of pictures.
There are five rules with which the
contestants have to comply.
Jayhawk Jests
"Let's be friends patonic."
But he stooped when it came time to part.
A Little Misunderstanding
When first I met "Speed Demon"
Hart
A Little Misunderstanding
When first, first, first
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I was nuts about him from the start And I said, quite laconic.
On subsequent meetings I found Hairnets suffered when he w
When I called him demonic,
When I called him demonic,
He said, "Just platonic,"
If admit that they have the same sound.
He said, "just platoon," I'll admit that they have the
Here and There on the Campus
(Notice to Young Poets)
It has been definitely proven that spring is rapidly approaching. The wind is blowing around about the campus, and the Laws are having their steps fixed.
One professor announced to the members of the first class in a course that they should submit a story to a magazine within the next eight weeks. He called upon them to select the magazine. The list included the Atlantic, Harper's, Scriner's, Century, and Living Age. Nobody but a pessimist would be led to remark that it sounds as if they were planning to make a scrap book of little pink and blue rejection slips.
A new system has been installed in the library to check up the history reserve books. It is anticipated that students will be much benefited but the type that floridened under the old system will have to go elsewhere to complete their book collections.
WANT ADS
want advertisements are each
$50.
Five insertions on cover Over 15 Words
and not more than 35, one insertion
over 25 Words want ad inserted for less than 25 cents want ad inserted for less than 25 cents
FOR RENT -Two desirable rooms for girls on oneday Invoice. Aiine of Mrs. Bryant 118 Fraser or Miss Lynn, 201 Fraser. 85-5-278
FOR RENT—A nice modern room for two boys. Reasonable in price.
Phone 1837. 85-2-277
WANTED—B-Flat clarinet, low pitch.
Phone 1625. 85-5-278
FOR RENTRooms for boys in modern house. Call 2509. 85-2-276
FOR RENT—To Sept. 1, 1922, to parties without children, completely furnished Oread Apartments. In-
Phone 148
Train Calls
Party Work
Country Trips
Gaited Saddle Horses.
For Hire
Call one four-eight
Peerless, Chandler & Hudson Seven Passenger Sedans
FOR RENT-Large well furnished room and alveen in modern home for 2 or 3 boys. No other rooomers in Call. Be callled 8:30 a.m. m, or after 4 p. m. Phone 1209 or call at 1125 Vermont. MPH 842-275
square for Smith's Apartment or Mr. J W. Miller, Phone 1159. 85-2-27
FOR SALE—New Woodstock type-
writer. Bargain for cash. Call 1154
Red. 2355 Vermont. 845-274-5
FOR S&AE—Accounting book by
Kester and accompanying ledgers
and journals. Phone 2578. 84-2-272
Completely furnished Oread Apartment to parties without children—Eldon B. Smith, 1201 Oread Ave.
84.2.97
TO LEASE—Until Sept. 1, 1922.
BOARD>-$5.00 per week. One Gay
Gang get good grub. One trial dinner
at 25 cents. Stidman Club. 915
labama. 83-5-295
NOTICE—Parties who took the Jay-
hawk-Tiger posters off street ear
east must please return same to GEO.
bollingery at 110 Indiana. 83-3-2-9
FOR RENT-Fine roms for boys.
Near the Hill. Call 2208. 939 Ind.
82-5-25
FOR RENT—Large room with sleeping porch convenient location. 1110 Vermont. Phone 2226 Red. 83-5-26
OR BENT—Rooms for boys in modern house at 917 Ohio St. Phone 002. 83-5-263
FOR RENT—Comfortable rooms for boys with sleeping porch. Call 2520 at 1345 Vermont. 83-2-62
HAVE Mrs. Comfort, a graduate in Domestic Art make that dress. Phone 1981 Red at 927 Lae. 83-5-260
FOR RENT—Large front room, 1st,
floor in modern home for boys. Bs.
at 927 Indiana. 84-2-273
*WANTED* - Young man room-mate for large south room or will rent the room to two young men. 1301 Vermont, Phone 127. 84-2-271
WANTED—Cashier for small town Kansas bank, some business exper-
PRICES REDUCED ON
Memory Books
Hurd's Stationery
A. G. ALRICH
736 Mass. St.
VENUS
PENCILS
FOR the student or prof,
the superb VENUS out-
will all for perfect pencil
skills, back degree,
and 3 copying.
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Dr. Orelan, Specialist, Eye, Ear,
Nose and Throat. All Glass work
guaranteed. Phone 445. Dick Building-
adv.
PROFESSIONAL CARDS
CHIROPRACTORS
DRS, WELCH AND WELCH, CHIRO-
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school. Phone 115, Office over Houk's
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LAWRENCE OPTICAL COMPANY (Exclusive Optometrist). Eyes examined; glasses made. Office 1025 Mass
DR. J. B. PANNE (Exon.nat) Practice the Extraction of the Lecions of the mouth, das Oxygen Conduction Anesthesia. Lead Ridg
**MIMUMS BROTHERS PLUMBING**
Phone 161. Flowerschool Theatre Blvd.
**OALE PRINTING COMPANY, First**
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DR. A. J. VANWINKLE, Your atep-
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**BULLOCK PRINTING COMPANY,**
first printing of all kinds
flowerschool Blvd.
THOMAS ELECTRIC SHOE SHOP
Tubber heels in 10 minutes any time
1017½ Mass.
"Suiting You"
THAT'S MY BUSINESS WM. SCHULTZ 917 Mass. St.
F. B. McCOLLOCH. Druggist Eastman Kodaks
L. E. Waterman and Conklin
Fountain Row
THE REXALL STORE 847 Mass. St.
The College Jeweler We Like To Do Little Jobs of Repairing
Varsity Dance!
F. A. U. Hall
SATURDAY NIGHT Feb. 4, 1922
Hem's 4-Piece Orchestra
BIG LITTLE THINGS
Education and culture do not come over night. They come by a slow process of mastering little things. And there are other little things that count in the life of a student. Hear the sermon on Sunday morning at TRINITY LUTHERAN CHURCH on
How are you spending your Sunday evenings? Sunday does not stop at noon. Join us at Social Hour (6 p.m.) and Evening Service (7 p.m.) Rev. Goehring will talk Sunday night on
"LITTLE BY LITTLE"
Social Problems of the O. T. Humanity.
Geneveive Rice Cowden
Soprano
under the auspices of MacDowell Fraternity
Mrs. Cowden possesses brilliant coloratura voice, a splendid stage presence and radiates enthusiasm and joy of living in her singing.
Price 75c
Tues., Feb. 7, Fraser Hall, 8 o'clock Tickets on sale at the Round Corner Drug Store, Fine Arts Library, and by MacDowell Members.
Do not miss this opportunity of hearing this nationally known artist.
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SPEAKING IN FIGURES
Which is the cheaper and more efficient? Mailing out six thousand circular letters in telling them of new articles you have to sell,or an advertisement in the Kansan?
The circulars will cost $60.00 for postage; printing $25.00; paying labor to insert letters $6.00. The total cost of printing, mailing and labor used for inserting would be $91.00. Many of these letters will be thrown in the waste basket unopened.
An advertisement in the Kansan containing thirty-six inches and costing $9. will reach over 6,000 people and be read more than a circular letter.
THE DAILY KANSAN