THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Finals to the Right of Them! Finals to the Left of Them! Finals in Front of Them- C Not so long ago reports came to the ears of college students that the days of the final examination were numbered. Finals were useless, they heard; the giving of finals had been frowned upon by the best scholastic society. It wasn't being done any more. FOR RENT—Good room for boys near Stadium. Call 1599 Black. The students of the University of Kansas were overcome with joy—no doubt those in other schools took it in the game fashion, too—and looked forward with longing eyes to that happy final day when they could attend the last day of their class, shake hands with the instructor, thank him or her for the pleasant class hours spent together, and decide how to celebrate the day. It was even rammed about Mount Oreed that there were to be no finals at the end of the 1921-1922 fall semester. they can hardly write in the under heated class rooms? But on this, the 24th day of January, does it look as if there were no finals? What of the students who spend woody hour perina over books long into the night preparing to go home for school? What of the sick and fainted men and maids who shiver two and a half hours their hands so cold FOR RENT—Nice room in modern . They are not ready to agree that finals are abolished. But they do agree that finals are an abmination; that they are the bare of the under classman's life. For $f_{vw}$ the first day of the semester until the last, their one ever recurring thought is: Will I make that final? Will I pass if I don't make that final? Will I pass if I do make that final? It is said that finals finished in the Acelopla High School at Athens, some few years B. C. C. Prof. Nicholas Sheeipalou, B. V. D. P. D. Q. S. O. C. accredited with the crime. Small Greece don't what she used to be. Some day, perhaps, when jackabricks play with Bulldogs, and catfish lick whites, final examinations will have come. And the Millennium will have come. Just as the poor man hopes to be awakened some moment by the sound of an oil well gushing in his back so as college students hope to be rescued from their abusive situations have been wounded in action, he totally disabled. It is nice to dream about BOWERSOCK Wednesday Only VARSITY Wednesday and Thursday 'THE SILENT CALL It's-One-Terrific-Drama Strongheart, the wolf dog, isn't a mere actor, but a killer, as primitive as any lean pack-leader that ever prowled the wilds, when he leaps to the call of the girl!! ... COMEDY—“Toonerville Tangle” Adults 28c Children 10c DOUGLAS FAIRBANKS presents THREE MUSKETEERS Adoption Cartamining Research under Edward Knoblock Direction under Fred Niblo Photography uncle Arthur Edenon "ALL FOR ONE, ONE FOR ALL" This newest of "Doug"s productions, this most enchanting of all Dumas' vivid stories, this visualization of "The Three Musketeers" is truly a picture for everyone—for your family and every family. From it, the young can learn frankness, kindness, valor and generosity, and you will be able to appreciate its antidote for sorrow. And all of us who believe in Life's drama, with its chapters of gaiety and wit, owe to Dumas a debt of gratitude. BOWERSOCK THEATRE THREE DAYS COMMENCING JANUARY 31st Adults 50c Children 25c FOR RENT—Desirable room for one or two young men at 1145 Ky. Phone 2484 White. B2-2-261 EXTRA PANTS FREE SAM CLARKE 1033 Mass. In the No. 110 Patterns Little Things You Want To Know About New Blouses—Yesterday's express brought us 69 new Spring Crepe de Chine and Pongue blouses. Crepes in the new colors and styles and at such a reasonable price ... $5.75 Porto Rico Blouses—Every seam and bit of embroidery is done by hand, making them strictly tailored. Several styles. Each...$5.00 and $7.75 Ponges in the new styles with Bramly collar. Each...$4.75 and $5.75 Brassiers—In Gossard make back and front fastenings in some very new combinations in flesh and white in satins brocades and stripe batiste. Price ranges from .50 to $2.50 This is Gossard Corset week when we are permitted to sell several numbers at almost half price. If you are interested come to our counter and let us show you these several numbers and save about half. Wool Gaulett Gloves...In Heather and Heather with white. A pair ...$1.85 and $2.50 Woolen Hose—Black with colored clocking, very fifty and you will want a pair. A pair ... $4.00 Plain medium grey wool, very popular. A pair ..$2.00 Heather silk and wool in brown. A pair ..$2.50 Never Again! and only a few more days to buy suits and over coats at the reductions offered you now— All $18,$20,$22.50,$25 Suits and Overcoats $14.75 New Spring Clothing and Furnishings arriving every day. All$30,$35,$40,$45,$50,$55 Suits and Overcoats $21.75 KNOX HATS STETSON HATS KNOX CAPS Houk and Green Clothing Co. 729 Mass. The House of Kupppenheimer Good Clothes FOR RENT—Rooms for boys in modern house Phone 2498 White. 1340 Tenn. house. Also roommate wanted in nice front room. Call 1243 Red. 82-2-25# FOR RENT - Room for boys. Modern home. Sleeping porch. 1005 Indiana. Phone 2133 Blue. 80-5-24 FOR RENT.-Three nicely furnished rooms for boys. Furniture heat. Reasonable. 1501 K. I. Phone 2541 LOST—A large yellow envelope containing Botany I experiments. Call 1261. 81-2-251 FOR SALE - University now occupied by the House Club, Address inquiries to Max F. Wilhelmi, 804 Mass, St. City, 80-3-23 As soon as the material arrives, the wireless set in Blake Hall will again be put into operation. This set FOR RENT—rooms for girls in modern bungalow, 924 Mass St. 81-5-260 will transmit messages about two hundred miles and will receive messages from almost any distance. THE BEST RESTAURANT in town. Here's where you'll get the best things to eat at most reasonable prices. We enjoy seeing and feeding young couples—married or single. All get the same courteous and attentive service. VICTORY CAFE 933 Mass. Street With Quizzes Over THE BIG IDEA Is to mail your Coupon AT ONCE I enclose addressed, stamped envelope and check for ... dollars, for which send me ... seats for "The Big Idea," Bowersock, Feb. 6, 1922. I prefer seats No. ... in row ... section Prices: $1.10, 83c, 55c. Spencer Gard, 1200 Louisiana St., GLAD CLOTHES for Spring! BLITHE, buoyant-in harmony with the joyousness and vivacity of Youth are the clothes the college girl wears in class and on the campus. And a place of distinction is reserved in her wardrobe for the creations of the House of Youth. The advance Spring creations are being featured by the leading stores. Embodying the new colors, the new fabrics, the varied silhouette of the ingenious mode—each creation graced by an indefinable touch of Youth itself. The House Youth THE HOUSE OF YOUTH SCHULMAN & HAUPTMAN 38 East 29th Street, New York 3 Avenue de L'Opéra, Paris If you do not know the name of the store in your locality you should direct you pleased to direct you