THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University of Kansas EDITORIAL STAFF Editor-in-Chief Fred Ellsworth Associate Editor Aarmona Numberman Editorial Dean Evan Edwards Campus Editor Phyllis Winger Sport Editorlick Schmitt Editorial Manager Clark Crewson Plain Tales Editor Stella Dutton Hill Alumni Editor Stella Quigley Chair Margaret Larkin RUSINESS STAFF Lloyd H. Ruppertman James Connellly Assistant Business Manager Assistant Business Manager Assistant Business Manager BOARD MEMBERS Arthur Garvin Marlon Collins Pauline Newman Ruth Miller George McVey Addison Massey George Gage Elmer Scott Ariana Freed Chester Shay Wifford Hibbard Marion Shplay Lottie Lash Joe Turner Subscriptions price $3.50 in advance (for the first number of the automatic pay $2.60 for one month); subscription price $1.95 per month. Inferred an second-those small insect September 11, at the age of four Larvae in Kuwait, under the same conditions as those observed on June 28. Published in the afternoon free times a week by stu- dies in the Department of Journalism of the University of Kannada, from the press of the Department of Journalism. Address all communication to THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas Phone: K. L. 25 and 66 The Daily Kuman aims to photoree the undergraduate life of the University of Kansas; to go further than merely printing the books in the library; to play the favorite toys to be chaunt; to be cheerful; to be shatterable; to be gorgent; to leave more serious problems on the floor; and to lead the host of the students of the University. TUESDAY, JANUARY 24, 1922 THEY SHALL NOT PASS The office of the Dean is a chamber of sorrow these days. One after the other do long faced young men and women tread woefully into its recesses and await their turn at the secretary's desk. Each one is on the same pilgrimage. It is a pilgrimage of supplication. Mercy is sought at the hand of the official whose word is law unto the students. Over and over again the kindly secretary listens to the tales of incomplete and failures, and withal, the yearning to have them removed. Over and over again she has to tell the implorers "it can't be done." Always the instructor "said that he would fix it up" or "said for me to tell you that it was all right." But the secretary must have written statements and they must go through many channels. And after all, perhaps it would be about as easy to take the whole course over. But still the pilgrims come. Hoping against hope that the rules made these forty years ago may be evaded some way, somehow, they come. Each one thinks to himself he has a new story—but it is old, very old—to the secretary. THE NEWBERRY CASE Newberry of Michigan will hold his seat. As far as formalities are concerned, the Senate has vindicated him by a vote of 46 to 41. Thus ends one of the bitterest fights in recent years. The party in power has cleansed its raiment with an overwhelming display of bombast and, in this particular case, a scanty margin of strictly party votes. For a time it looked bad enough for Ford's rival Leaders of both factions realized that when the affair came to a head, the vote would be uncomfortably close. Some of the Republican members who still hoped to retain their self respect were voicing their discontent. So Spencer and his following decided to introduce a joker clause condoning the expenditure of huge sums for campaign purposes as "unsound public policy." As far as reprimand is concerned it was about as effective as a smart slap on the wrist, but it did succeed in winning the day. All but nine of the doughtful Republicans fell back into line. Kenyon of Iowa, himself a Republican, was up on his foot the moment the amended resolution was read. "Oh, what a farce!" he exclaimed. Borah was next, pointing out the fallacy of exonerating a man and condemning his action in the same breath. "Why," he asked, "should Newberry sit here under a cloud for four years if he did not corrupt the election?" Hundreds of similar instances of political bad faith were buried under hundreds of just such thinly-velled pretense of rightous indignation. Just how long we, the voters will stand for such traveries is another question. Taken all in all, we have proved to be a pretty good natured crowd of onlookers in this government business. But Mr. Newberry is not responsible for that. Campus Opinion "THE GREAT DEBACLE" To the Editor of the Daily Kansan; to the kano. Moreover, the 23rd was a great day for the best interests of the University of Kansas. On this day 2000 students were able to close the work for which they had spent several hundred dollars and six months of time each. Upon the successful closing of this work depended the soundness of their several investments. K. U. owed it to these people to afford every opportunity possible for their success The 839 crowd of students coming to take the crucial test of the semester found the buildings cold, cold in zero weather and with some radiators frozen. The students and faculty are not interested in excuses, they want heat. Those who were in the army know that on important duties allibis were confessions of incompetency. Men were given jobs to do, and the jobs had to be done. If a lowly back private were sent some wood, he must find the fire extinguisher. If an officer were sent them, he must perform his job. It mattered not at all that the ground was wet or the weather cold, or the preceding day Sunday. That officer was supposed to deliver the goods. K. U. has a department responsible for maintaining heated buildings. It is the business of this department to deliver the heat, not allis. With the semester exams on, why was a chance taken on the freezing of the oil? Why were not the buildings kept warm on Sunday to prevent any catastrophe on Monday. Why did the janitors and watchmen not see that windows were closed? They are paid for it. There has been no sudden change in the weather. It was cold on Saturday and cold on Sunday. Why not mix brikes with coal and oil? That is the me ingredient most needed to warm the buildings. ingredient most needed to warm the baskets A FACULTY MAN. Plain Tales from the Hill YE STUDEN Turn high that midnight wick, Your work has now begun; Tis now high time to start that theme. That should ever this be done. In a certain office in the capital building at Topeka there is a loose tile in the marble floor. This loose tile for some time has been the source of enjoyment and amusement to every dog that happens to gain admittance to the office. Dog cunning invariably finds it. Put a fine point on your pen And fill up that fountain pen. For now's no time for *loafin* If you don't want to flunk again. One of, K. U.'s most prominent deans walked into this office one day, and in crossing the room chained "Ah! I have found the hiding place of the office secrets," commented the wise man. "Yes, every dog that comes into this office finds that loose tail" remarked the office boy. On Other Hills The Dean of the Oklahoma Agricultural and Mechanical college sent four special observers to the cafeteria to find out how long it takes a student to eat a meal. The results show that the average length of a meal is only eight and one-half minutes! And a boy takes one or one and a half minutes less to eat than does a girl. The quickest meal observed was finished in four and one-half minutes and consisted of a doughnut, a piece of pie and a glass of water. The forthcoming issue of Penn State's famous "Punch Bowl" will be a "Through the Ages" number. The editors say that they expect to portray the growth and development of man since prehistoric times. The "Philoexian" society of Columbia University will present "As You Like It!" this spring, for their annual "show." No scenery will be used in the production, but the background will be of black velvet curtain. Installation of a new $3,000 wireless telephone is being made at the University of Texas. Athletic women at the University of Texas are making points by taking ten mile paddles or ten mile hikes each week. Next month the girls will take two twenty-five-mile hats. Women who have then taken three ten mile hikes and the twenty or twenty-five miles for the fifty mile hike to be taken later in the spring. Seventy-five colleges are expected to send representatives to the Raley Carnival in the huge armory of the University of Illinois March 4, in response to 250 invitations which have just been sent to the most prominent colleges and universities in the country. The $75,000 Chemistry building of the Colorado College on Agriculture, was totally destroyed by fire during the Christmas holidays. All records of student work were destroyed. Very little equipment was saved, and chemistry laboratory work has been entirely discontinued. The students of the University of Iowa this year, are wearing corduroy trousers and flannel shirts and are saving the amount of the money of pressing cost. The University of California football will receive two trophies at a luncheon January 23 in San Francisco. One is the Pacific coast conference championship, and the other is from the Pasadena tournament of玫瑰. Fiske Brown, captain of the Harvard track team and all American guard, has resigned the leadership of the varsity track team to concentrate his attention upon track. He is a weight star man. Jim Tolbert, who gave up the track captaincy to decide his study will, have charge of the freshman track squad. Because of the lack of interest in winter practice at the University of Pennsylvania, Coach Hollman has decided to abandon practice till spring. Increment weather is also given a reason for the coach's decision. "Uts all off for the night," she said, as she wiped her face with a towel—Howard Crimson. While we are on the subject of ancient history: Rapa tailed before it fell—Cornell Sun. WANT ADS Sow your wild oats in a peach orchard—Exchange All Want advertisements are cash. 11 Five insertions 80 cents. Over 15 words Five insertions 80 cents. Over 15 words Five insertions 80 cents. Three insertions 90 cents. No want inserted for less than 25 cents. 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