THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University of Kansas EDITORIAL STAFF Editor-in-Chief Associate Editor Campus Editor School Editor Sport Editor Beginner Editor Plain Tales Editor Alumni Editor Chancellor Editor Fred Ellsworth Armenia Humberger Annual Editor James Dean Phyllis Winger Ruth Hallam Clara Forgusson Stephanie Dutton Hill George Quilliam Margaret Larkin BUSINESS STAFF Lloyd H. Ruppettall Business Manager Janna Connolly Assistant Business Manager Dorothy L. Levy Assistant Business Manager BOARD MEMBERS Arthur Gavin Marion Collins Pauline Newman Ruth Miller George McVey Addison Massey George Gage Bimer Seffert Claud Gray Charter Shaw Hirth Gray Marion Shipley Lottie Lesh Joe Turner Subscription price $3.50 in advance for the first nine months of the academic year; $4.00 for one semester; $5.00 for two semesters. Entered as second-class mail matter September 17 1910, at the post office at Lawren e. Kansas, under the sit of March 5, 1879. Published in the afternoon five times a week by students in the Department of Journalism of the University of Kansas, from the press of the Department of Journalism. Address all communication to THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas Pioneer, K. U, 32 and 56 The Daily Kannan aims to picture the undergraduate life of the University of Karnataka; to go further than merely printing the news by playing the game of tennis; to play no favorites to be clear; to offer so helpful, to be compassionate to have more knowledge of students at the heart of the ability of students of the University. THURSDAY, JANUARY 12, 1922 We wonder if the members of the first "cibir" of the Nebraska Corn Eaters enemy won't wish a few ear of corn would be spirited away before the year is over. THE NEW WAY Yesterday's four class conversations marked a step in the life of K. U. one way or the other. Opinions differ as to whether it was forward or sidewise. The t tendency is to arouse more class and departmental spirit than has hitherto been encouraged. It is agreed on all hands that more spirit of somekind should be aroused. The question remains—should the spirit be directly centered around the University as a whole or should it be guided toward that end through the several divisions? The idea instigated a few years ago in the "Put K. U. First" campaign seemed to favor the former plan. More recent developments would show that the latter is better. The class, school, and departmental allegiance need not, in any way, interfere with or dissipate the feeling for the University as a whole. On the other hand, it seems that such connections should actually help to bind the individual to his Alma Mater. The psychology department of Columbia University is conducting experiments to find why men will want all night to play poker. Now if the sociology de partement would start a research to find what men's wives are doing while their husbands are so engaged it might do some good. ABOUT SENATOR NEWREBDY Senator Owen, of Oklahoma, has just offered a resolution to the Senate to oust Senator Newbery from that body because of the large money expended by his friends during the campaign for his election from Michigan. This resolution follows the giving of unassailable proof to the Senate of those expenditures, the evidence of which, was dug up during the ouster proceedings instituted by Henry Ford, Newberry's defeated opponent. tested our objections. Senator Newberry's only defense is that money was collected and spent without his permission or knowledge, and as far as he now knows none of the money was spent for illegitimate purposes. Now it is not the purpose of this editorial to question the necessity of spending nearly $200,000,000 for any sensational campaign conducted in a straightforward and honest manner, nor to cast any doubts as to the sincerity of his assertions of ignorance concerning the uses to which his campaign funds were put. Time will undoubtedly bring out the truth about all those matters. But the attitude the Senate took toward the case indicates a situation in that body that every right thinking American desires to see remidied. All during the oustic proceedings Senator Newberry was allowed his seat without question. And so, a senator held his seat in that alleged august body while an unrefuted charge of graft and corruption hovered over him. It looks as though the Senate still rallies to the old war-cry of, "the party before every thing." The controlling party in the senate is Republican. Senator Newberry is Republican. As a consequence, a man with a blot on his name that the senate, of its own initiative, made no attempt to remove, remained in a position which should be one of the most honored in this country. And, if the conditions had been reversed with Senator Newberry a Democrat and that party in control, there is no probability that the situation would have been any different. Old line politics have but few advocates among the younger generation and if the senate is to hold the respect of future generations it must change its policies, in this respect at least. Plain Tales from the Hill First Brother: "Well I guess she's my girl" Second Brother: "I'm not sure if they make me different by how they are clear off." Heard in a Fraternity House: F. R.: "You insist then that she is your girl?" F. R.: "Absolutely." F. B: "All right, she has a birthday next week, you can buy her the present, I'll shine the week after." "I'm going to talk about cuts today," announced the instructor in Newspaper Administration yesterday. Each face in the class took on an aministratably painted look. "When you have a very good who that you want to send to the congress," —There was an audible expression of relief from all over the room. Professors protest that they are not as absent garnished as University pedagogy are usually pictured. Yet what about this? 7-Last week one of K. U.'s instructors was so preoccupied as he made his way toward the University that he walked completely past the campus, past the Emmaus, past the city where he had been going still had not a bounded fence and some badly torn clothing reminded him that he was still of this earth. pile The visitors in the department of journalism pointed to a number of young people buried to the shoulders in a huge pile of newspapers heaped upon a long table. "What in the world is the matter with those people?" They were horrible, distorted expressions; their eyes were feverishly bright, roseclee fouled foam was upon their lips and when two of them fell upon the same sheet there was a curling of lips and a snarling that invariably caused the less fierce of the two to release his hold. From time to time one of the young women would exclaim "a-h-i-h-i!" in I-lave-you-in-m-y-clutches accents or one of the young ladies would shriek hysterically and pounce savagely upon a paper and tear it to shreds. They would emerge with perhaps a minute stint per two or three inches long. It is hidden about the pouch, the pouch about much wringly about the table, the endless search and freezed, scrumble would begin again. When all the papers had been thrown upon the floor, they were picked up and tossed upon the table and the insane performance began over again. "These are our worst cases," explained the guide to the visitor. "They are permitted to go out for their meals, but some of them refuse to go and we have to take them food. Relatives and friends visit them only. All these cases are confirmed clipping hunters and are beyond all hope of cure." hunters and are beyond us. The visitor shook her head sadly and expressed a wish to see a more pleasant angle of the department's work. News note: Specimen scrapbooks for journalism classes are due within a few days. On Other Hills Sixty-seven percent of the men in the University of Minnesota are wholly or partially self supporting, according to figures compiled by the Dean of Men. The college of Agriculture is the only one where men who are not self supporting out number men who are working their way through school. Thirty men from the Collorado College at Colorado Springs have responded to a call for boxers and wrestlers issued by the coach. The men will observe strict training rules, and will compete in a tournament Women have been admitted to the Gopher Ski Club at the University of Minnesota. The activities of the club include cross country skiing, high jumping and hockey. Women at Cincinnati University have formed a "Dateless Women's Club" which aims to provide amusement for lonely women on Saturday nights. The club or admission are rigid and once a member breaks a rule she is automatically dropped. A candidate must present as her credentials four dates or under, and when she has had more than ten dates, she is passed on to the veterinary club, or "Dater's Club." The current number "Ghosts" humor magazine of the George Washington University at Washington, D. C. was suppressed by the president of the institution. The board of editors has announced a "Censor" edition, which will be combined with the "Intoxication" number, and will appear late in January. An anonymous donor gave $700,000 to the Stadium fund of Columbia University recently to save the site which was held on option for the erection of the stadium. All efforts to raise the necessary amount had failed, when the unknown donor came to their rescue Columbia University has organized a "Marianette Club" which will present Marianette plays in a specially constructed theater. It claims to be the only one of its kind in the country. Merely Mental Lapses "It's all right to sympathize with the under dog in a fight," remarked the Observer of Events and Things, "but a fellow would be a fool to bet on him."—Ex. "There is only one thing that kept my daughter out of grand opera," said the Proud Pork Packer, patting his chest. When a woman appeals to your intelligence she usually intends to profit by your stupidity. "Yah, I know," said the Parlor Pet; "I've heard her sing."—Ex. "Well, it's a question. You get fooled on both positions." -Ex. "Should a girl marry for love or money?" Jayhawks Flown The marriage of E. Roy Kitchen, B.S.T.14, to Doris Deen of Kansas City, Kansas, took place on September 24. They are living at 2096 North Eleventh Street, Kansas City, Kansas. Pau: P. Merritt, B.S.21, is employed with Peet Bros. Manufacturing Company, Ka-ras City, Mo. A. B. Stillwell, B.S.'10, is now instructor of mechanics in the University of Arkansas. L. C. Walker, B.S.I.10, is Water Master of the Springfield-Aberdeen Senal Company, Aberdeen, Idaho. Chas. E. Kenney, Linn county en- vironment, r was married to Miss Estella Furse, a teacher in the Mound City school, January 4. They will spend a short homemown with relatives in Kansas City. THE AUTO ON THE CAMPUS From the Cornell Daily Sun Contemporary Comment The density of automobiles traffic on the campas has begun to let up a list with the coming of cold weather, but the respite is only temporary. With the advent of spring the areareeze first forth again with received vigor. If students want to drive to and from classes it is their own business—up to a certain point. If from laziness or haste, they find automobiles the best mode of locomotion, no one will object, unless it be their bankers. Ever the difficulties and dangers of crossing the campus roads at rush hours is not a very matter. But when you are driving in another district, classes for ten or fifteen minutes at a time, some restrictions should be imposed. Then the auto brake becomes a nuisance, to professor if not to student. Certain members of the faculty have limited at the possibility of banning cars from the campus during instruction hours. What a hail that would raise! But the action would not be all together unjustified, we have resulted from the unrestricted use of cars at all times and all places. We believe, however, that the best solution of the problem is a milder form of control. It is not necessary to debar automobiles from the campus in order to keep them within bounds, although the restrictions we suggest might amount to nearly the same things as the restrictions associated with the parking grounds, especially that one west of Sibley Hall. Now the logical solution is to restrict, not the use of the car, but the parking of them, to such places that they will not interfere with the peace and quiet of the classroom. Which of the present grounds constitute a nuisance can best be determined by the teachers conducting classes in adjacent buildings. How near to the campus could it would be established is a matter that would have to be settled by the authorities on buildings and grounds. We hear rumors of drastic action to eliminate the auto insurance. Where the nuisance exists it should be eliminated, but it would be fools to ban cars altogether merely because now and then they are a bother. THE DAILY PAPER HABIT From The Daily Nebraskan From the University of Miami. Men, women of the Commercial world are justified perhaps, when they say it takes a year or two for a University man or woman to become accustomed to the world of business, for while in college most students shut themselves away from the outside world and bibernate as for as questions and events of national importance are concerned. The limit of most university students' daily reading is the college paper at which he glances during the odd minutes just before or after a class or at his meal time. The city paper does not particularly interest most students unless there is something so sensational contained therein that morbid curiosity drives him to it. During the last few days several questions of more than national importance have been hanging fire. Treation between world powers have raised doubts that we have driven labor to take a determined stand against capital, the Irish question apparently is near settlement—and many other things which are vital to us at the present time or about to occur are one of the working units of the world. The investment of two rents each day in a daily paper and half an hour's time going through it would be more than worth our expenditure and effort—even if we don't need the "Advice to the Lovelorn." A hard-hearted chauffeur from Maine. Ren over a chap in the raine. Lookin round he said. "Gracious Of life he's tenacious." So he backed up and hit him again —Boston Transcript WANT ADS All Want advertisements are cach. 15. All want advertisement cards. Five insertion cards. Over 15 words and not more than 25, one insertion card. No want ad inserted for less than $25 insertion cards. FOR RENT - Society modern room for GIRLS - Board also if desired. Call after 5 o'clock. 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BULLOCK PRINTING COMPANY Stationery-printing of all kinds Powerstock Bldg THOMAS ELECTRIC SHOP SHOP Rubber boots in 10 minutes any time 167.4% Mass D. FLORIENCE BARROWS, Osteopath Phone 2337, 9091% Mass. St DR. A. J. VANWINKLE, Your osteopath, 1329 Ohio Phone 1584 Black. SHIMMONS BROTHERS PLUMBING Heating and electric work Phone 161. Powerhouse Theatre Ridg DALE PRINTING COMPANY. First class work. Price reasonable. Phone 1207 Mass Street. Prof. and Mrs. R. S. Knappen have a daughter, Margaret Ann, who was born Tuesday morning. "GIFTS THAT LAST" SIR HARRY LAUDER SIR HARRY LAUDER The Bowersock TOWER management announces that tickets had aside for the Harry Lauder production will be received called the previous to check the evening of the show. Also that no telephone orders will be received after 5 o'clock of that evening. The College Jeweler We Like to Do Little Jobs of Repairing WATKINS NATIONAL BANK CAPITAL $100,000.00 SURPLUS $100,000.00 C. H. Tucker, President C. A. Hill, Vice-President and Chairman of the Board. DIRECTORS D. C. Asher, Cashier Dick Williams, Assistant Cashier W. E. Hazen, Assistant Cashier C. H. Tucker, C. A. Hill, D. C. Ashen, L. V. Miller, T. C. Green, J. C. Moore, S. O. Bishop The Comedy Drama Hit of the Past Year BROCK PEMBERTON'S Production of BOWERSOCK One Night THURSDAY, JAN.12 ZONA GALE'S Dramatization of Her Widely Read Novel EMMA BUNTING And a Distinguished Broadway Cast Seven Months at the Belmont Theater, New York The Columbia University Prize Play of 1920-21 "N't in years have I seen so fine a bit of American playwriting and acting as one finds in this show. It is a big, sincere piece of world." - WILLIAM ALLEN WHITE, in Kansas City Star. PRICES----75c to $2.00, plus tax. Seats on sale now Varsity Dance! F.A.U.Hall SATURDAY NIGHT Jan.14,1922 Hem's 4-piece Orchestra