THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University of Kansas EDITORIAL STAFF Editor-in-Chief Fred Elliottw News Editor Bohlin Duchertyce Campus Editor Pitkin Smith Board Editor Glick Schultz Tolegraph Editor Clara Ferguson Plain Tales Editor Stuart Hutton Alumni Editor Jacqueline Gilmore Alumni Editor Margaret Larkin BUSINESS STAFF Leonard H. Bumpfellow Business Manager Jance Connolly Assistant Assistant Assistant Assistant Manager Assistant Assistant Assistant BOARD MEMBERS Arthur Garmin Pauline Newman George McVey G George Gage David Groen Fried Haaland Lottie Leah Marion Collins Ruth Miller Addison Manzoe Elmer Swift Chester Shaw Marion Shipley Joe Turner Armena Rumberger Subscription price $3.50 in advance for the first nine months of the academic year; $2.00 for one semester; 50 cents a mount; 15 cents a week. Entered as second-class mail matter September 17, 1830, at the post office at Lawrence, Kansas, under the set of March 3, 1879. Published in the afternoon five times a week by students in the Department of Journalism of the University of Kansas, from the press of the Department of Journalism. Address all communication to THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Laurence, Kansas Phones, K. U. 25 and 68 The Daily Kansas aims to picture the undergraduate life of the University of Kansas; to go further than merely printing the news by play no favorites; to be clammy to be cheerful; to be charitable; to be colligious; to leave more serious problems to water mastery; and to best the best of its ability within the bounds of the University. TUESDAY, JANUARY 9, 1922 K. U.'s idea of "firing up" a dislabeled building is to install metal ceilings and an indirect light system. THE NEW LIBRARY'S LOCATION Do Vakra didn't quit his post to go into the "movers." However, he has the world wondering what his next move will be. During Christmas holidays officials of the University viewed the campus and chose for the definite location of K. U.'s new $250,000 library a site back of Snow Hall along the south crest of Mt. Oread. While little has been published that would tend to show what is thought permanently such a location, this question is being turned over in the minds of many students and faculty members, "Why have it thers?" On the other band, why not have it there? Those who dislike the site, offer the following suggestions: 1. The library should be the most convenient place for the greatest number of students. There are three classes of students in regard to a library's convenience. First: Those who stop on their way between classes and their rooms. Second: Those who have come from class and are going back to class. Third: Those who come from their rooms and are going back to their rooms. To the first class, the location of the Library is immaterial so long as it is in line of travel. To the third class the location nearest the student district is most convenient. This third class is, by far a larger group than the second. 2. If the library were placed on the chosen site, it would necessitate the raiding of Snow Hall. Such a policy would be in direct violation of economical practice. It is said that Snow Hall will serve many years yet, and even though it does not conform with other buildings in style of architecture, to tear it down now would be an unnecessary waste. 3. To leave the old Spooner library building would leave a structure unfitted for any other use and to tear it down for no use would again be extravagant. Such arguments all have their refutations however. From now on all buildings that are created on the campus will be in conformation with a delibitant plan. Landscape architects are working out a scheme whereby to unify and beautify the place as well as make it the most convenient possible. There is a chance perhaps that in years to come the student resident district will move further south. There are many things to consider. If objection is to be raised concerning the location, now is the time to do it. No lines have been staked out. No stones have been held. If the students and the faculty do not like the place, and if they can prevail on the officials to change it, well enough. However, if they silently let it be built and then do not like it, they should have no word to offer. "I told you so," will be out of order. GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN Following publication of the item about the recent receipt of a letter addressed to Chancellor Snow, a number of the Journalism faculty offers "exhibit B." The mail of last Thursday brought him three postal cards from an advertising agent in Nigara Falls, New York. One was addressed to the "University Quarterly," on the "K. U. Weekly" and one to the "Editor, Courier-Review." All of these publications may properly be termed ancient. The Courier-Review died at least twenty-five years ago. The mystery is: Where did the advertising man dig up his mailing list? WASTED TEARS OF SYMPATHY It is not possible for him to secure many of those hours of recitation which means so much to the rest of curricular activity, no time in which to engage in extracurricular activities. Often, in ord x to prepare his studies for the next day he must burn the Tungsten past the midnight hours. "There is something here about the man who works his way through school." many of these "The man who works his way receives little of the campus guy that is the lot of his luckier classmates. He recives no hero worship, no mention as a campus idol or 'man about the college.'"—Wisconsin Cardinal. Students who work their way through school should resent such a misguided expression of sentiment as this. Facts lead to a different conclusion. Fiction writers have always pictured the poor student who carries his board by working at McGinnis' restaurant, his spending money by writing term themes for slothful lounge lizards and who, in the last chapter, has a complete breakdown of health and is forced to move to Colorado. He is shown as he tolls alone at midnight over his thesis, or when the snofbs refuse to speak to him. But perhaps the fiction writers never worked their way through college. It is possible that some of them were never in college at all. some of them. But, as the above quotation shows, this note of sympathy for the poor working boy seems to run through the ranks of non-laboring students themselves. If one of the latter class should question a working student about his hard plight the answer might be surprising. He might find that his busy brother was enjoying life fairly well after all. While it is a fact that the several hours spent each day at his work, added to his study hour and his class time, keep the working student quite steadily engaged, yet such a fellow finds himself rather fortunate in not being put to any questionable means for livelihood. It is no deniable fact that a constant round of car rides, tea dances, pool halls and even shows becomes monotonous. What pleasures the working man gets he appreciates. As to participation in campus activities, let us not be deceived. A canvas of prominent students in the University of Kansas last year—class presidents, members of the student council, athletic team captains, memorial drive team captains—showed that the greater percent of them were self supporting or partly so. It is only the fellow with a big allowance who cannot find time to give some attention to his University's needs. He is too busy spending his money getting into and out of trouble for participation in such activities as those mentioned. In class work the self supporting student rushes with his unemployed class mate. Business takes him up as readily when he gets through school. In fact, you couldn't pick him out in the bunch if you were to try. He is mixed up in everything worth while, he is a good student and he is fairly happy. As a matter of fact, the only difference between the student who works and the one who doesn't is that the latter has a much harder ass putting in the day. The most persistent tradition at K. U.-Rockless driving on the campus. Plain Tales from the Hill The following was produced in Professor Flint's Advertising class as a trademark slogan about the University of Kansas: Mount Oread, the Bump of Knowledge. Prof. John Ise, after assigning a long thesis said, "Well, I'll not meet this class any more, regularly, but I will met you at the Marathon." (Meaning finals.) Bright student—"You mean Waterloo, don't you?" When the last minute of the last hour of the last day after vacation came, she took a late train back to Lawrence. She was trying to get there after all the others. Rapturous in expectation of executing a sensational entrance, she grew impatient for her journey to end. Her devoted sister sisters would scream with delight when they saw her; would crowd and push to welcome her back; would smother her with embracés and carry her baggage for her to the remotest of the uppermost. She reached the house. Biflushly excited in anticipation of her dramatic homecoming, she opened the door and found——Dead——empty——ratty SILENCE, stare vacancy–hallow contemplations, and that THEESE WAS STILL A LATER TRAIN! The faculty men of the State Manual Training Normal at Pittsburgh, Kan., were entertained by Dean Trent at a "Mulligan Stew" just before the holidays. The professors aid dignity aside for the evening and cooked, served, and ate the stew with much bidity. On Other Hills Four students in the University of Chicago were convicted of cheating in examinations by the Student Honor Commission recently, and received penalties ranging from suspension from the University. All of the offenders were men. Two University of Colorado women students have presented an income budget necessary for marriage life. One says $1250 in enough. The other words $3000; and each feels sure that she is right. {If five bachelors willing to undertake to be judges for the co-ed beauty contest were not to be found on the Ohio State University campus. For this reason married men had to be included in the list.} The Student Employment Bureau of Cornell University reports 240 women students earning their way through school. A home-economics practice house for the senior girls for six weeks actual practice has been installed at the University of Ohio. This practice is necessary for graduation. Jayhawks Flown ara, raul Cooley (Miss Helen Rilandan, A.B.2) is living at Boulder, Colo. while her husband is attending Colorado University. Vernon Kolloog, graduate student in 92, has just recently returned to the United States after accompanying an American relief administration food train into the famine district of Russia. He says that more than million people from hunger and another fifteen million approaching the hunger point in food shortage, unless America comes to the rescue. Ava Patricia Lockwood, A.B.29 spent the summer after her graduation traveling in Europe with her father and since then has been it home in St. Francis. She will spend part of this winter in Springfield, Missouri, where she expects, to attend the summer session here, pr paratory to teaching. F. S. Reed, A.B. 20., is in his second year in the Harvard graduate school of business administration, and says that fourteen Kansas men are in the school. Clark E. Jacoby, A.E.B. 05, is head of the Clark E. Jacoby Engineering Company who are engaged mainly in drainage and reclamation work. Mr. Jacoby is president of the National Drainage Bureau due to his efforts that The National Recla- mative Magazine is now being published. Marion H. Read, who was graduated in 198, is enrolled in the Teachers' College, Columbia University, where he is completing his work for master's degree. He was formerly unimpendent of school at Holton. Nathan, H. H. Fruilla, A.B.E.19, writes an interiting letter from San San Diego, where he is serving as independent of the "Board of Christian Service in Santa Dominga", a union mission enterprise supported by the Presbyterian, Mormon, Ecumenical and United Brethren churches Stewart R. McMullen, A.B.U.T., is the American consul at Port Limon Costa Rica. He writes for a Kansas subscription and asks for a copy of the Kassan telling of the Thanksgiving come with Missouri in the new stadium, saying that he has never received an account of it. E. A. Thompson, BS'21, is employed with the American Telephone and Telegraph Company at Newton. He went to St. Louis the first of the yea- and took the student training course there. Contemporary Comment WHAT COLLEGE WOMEN READ From Judicious Advertising. Of the 600 women, 39 per cent read newspapers habitually; 95 per cent read some Boston newspaper, and 70 per cent read newspapers or more on some town newspapers. Radiate College has recently completed a ceasum of its newspaper-reading students. The facts are summarized in the following and Published as follows: Thirty-eight per cent confessed that usually they read the headlines only. Forty-four per cent declined they read both headlines and they declined it depended actively on the headlines as to whether they read the stories. the same one. Sixty-two per cent said that they read the editions regularly, and 25 per cent cited the editorial page as their "favorite section." The regular new section ran second in the "favorite section" answer. Twenty-three per cent stating that the day's news circulated more strongly to them than edit-als, departments, or special features. Another, a music student, presented the "Real Estate Mark." Two cent of the number questioned three society news reading. Twenty-three cents said that they had no favorite action. **Spotting pages polled fourteen votes against four votes for the women's pages. Twelve said theatrical news was their favorite and six came boldly out for comic sections. Columnists get eight votes; book reviews of tween authors, book reviews of teenagers, vote. One woman, specializing in foreign languages, announced that her favorite reading was the puzzle section. Of the dozen women who said they real no newspaper regularly, two actively confessed that they were taking their college training preliminary to entering the field of journalism. The line forms on one of the manuring ollows who want to advance bids for their services. Voltaire says: "Man is the only animal that laughs, drinks when he is not thirsty, and makes love at all seasons of the year." The Student All Want advertisements are cash. 11 All Want advertisement are cash. 5 Five insets are on center. Over 13 words, and not more than one on each. No want ad insertion. No cost to company want ad. contain company want ad. WANT ADS FOR RENT - Room at Kanna Appx will be vacant Saturday for two extra girls. Phone 2381 Blue. 71-5-218 FOR RENT - modern room for girls. Board also if desired. Call after 5 o'clock. Phone 2129, 838 Arkansas. 71-5-214 FOR RENT--Double room for boys. Thoroughly modern. At 1247½ KY. Phone 1843. 71-5-215 FOR RENT—Furnished room for two blocks of campus. Call 1872 White. 72-2-218 FOR RENT - Five nicely furnished rooms in modern house. Board if desired. Reasonable. Phone 2541-1506 Rhode Island. Island. 68-5-209 FOR RENT—Rooms for boys. If you want an ideal room call Dyer at 2520 62.8-181 FOR SALE - Scholarship to Lawrence Business College. Call Winifred Shannon at 418 between 10 and 10:30. 59-10-17 STUDENT SALEMEN WANTED —If you are interested in a good job for next summer, now is the time to send in your name as a nationally known manufacturer is selecting his next summer sales force at this time. Give address and telephone number and you will be given complete information regarding this proposition. Address 123 c. Kansan 71-4-217 PROFESSIONAL CARDS CHIROPRACTORS CHRIOPHAL DRS. WELCH AND WELCH. CHIRO- PRACTORS, graduates of Palmer school). Phone 115. Office over Houk's DR. J. R. 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When You Bring a Guest here to dine, you are assured of attention, the matter of service, and all the enjoyment that good cooking in pleasant surroundings can give. We cater to men and women if f r finement and judgment. Orchestra Every Evening VICTORY CAFE 933 Mass. Street "Miss Lulu Bett" Read On Sale At University Book Store 803 Mass. St. BOWERSOCK One Night THURSDAY, JAN.12 ZONA GALE'S (transformation of it) Widely Read Novel The Comedy Drama Hit-of the Past Year BROCK PEMBERTON'S Production of EMMA BUNTING And a Distinguished Broadway Cast Seven Months at the Belmont Theater. New York The Columbia University Prize Play of 1920-21 "N.t. in years have I seen so fine a bit of American playwriting and acting as one finds in this show. It is a big, sinister piece of work." - WILLIAM ALLEN WHITE, in Kansas City Star. PRICES—75c to $2.00 plus tax Mail Orders Any Time BOWERSOCK Theatre MONDAY NIGHT, JANUARY 9 LOOK WHO'S COMING AGAIN!! SPAETH & CO. Present 'LASSES WHITE' ALL STAR MINSTRELS SUPERB OPECTACULAR FIRST PART HARMONY BAY MANY NEW AND NOVEL FEATURES Down Honolulu Way A DANCING SENSATION CRUISE OF THE BLACKVILLE VACNT CLUB Looking For The North Pole LASSES WHITE as ZERO SNOW The Stowaway SOLO BAND AND ORCHESTRA DAILY NOONDAY STREET PARADE Seats on sale Jan. 6, 1922, at Box Office Pre-war Prices-50c to $1.50 Plus tax