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THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
THE UNIVERSITY BANK
Student number of the University of Kansas
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Entered as second-obligance mail matter September 17, 1930, at the office of Lawerence Kanzas, under the direction of Judge Robert E. Hickey.
Published in the afternoon five times a week by students in the Department of Journalism of the University of Kanaa, from the press of the Department of Journalism.
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THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
Lawrence, Kansas
Phones, K. U. 25 and 66
The Daily kansaan aims to picture the undergraduate life of the University of Kansas; to go further than more printing the new work; to play no favorites; to be clean; to be cheerful; to be charitable; to be courageous; to leave more serious problems to wiser heads; in order to be the best of its utility. We serve the University.
THURSDAY, DECEMBER 8,1921
So many road shows with "The Original New York Cast" makes one wonder if there are any actors left in New York.
What is Christmas?
XMAS OR CHRISTMAS
If that question were asked, most of us would think first of the vacation we get, of the tree we will have at home, of the gifts, and the decorations. We think of Christmas as a day or sometimes a week of feasting, parties, family reunions, and general good times.
But how often do we think of it as the day upon which our Christ was born?
A PLACE AWAITED THE DEAN OF MEN
An eighteen year youth was robbed of a forty-dollar watch while on his way to a date, but the youth went on rejoicing because the robbers failed to get his $4.50 which he needed as spending money. We can see why he went on his way rejoicing, because a hold-up story would look kind 'o' flimsy to the mid-frapper.
Although John Dyer, the University's new Dean of Men, has been unable to find anyone who will tell him exactly what business should be done by his office, he is one of the busiest men on the K. U. faculty.
The first thing turned over to Dean Dyer when he reported for duty this fall was the advisorship of the vocational training men. He functioned as a sort of buffer between the vocational men and the federal government and was successful in handling the difficulties that arose over securing text books, vocational pay, and re-classification.
Now the new Dean has been given the job of investigating withdrawals from school. All withdraw cards go through his office and he endeavors to get a conference with each man who is contemplating leaving school.
In addition to this, a myriad of other things are "just drifting Dean Dyer's way" until his office has become one of the busiest in the University. The large number of matters connected with men's affairs in the University that are daily referred to him for advice demonstrate that in the past many problems of this kind received virtually no attention from faculty members.
Dean Dyer's arrival in K. U. undoubtedly marks a new order of cooperation between faculty and students in the department.
Kansan beadline--Unmasked Men Attack Taxi
Thieves in Tulsa.
Experience has told us they do charge exhertant prices to convey us to "all parts of the city," but it took a brilliant young headline writer to figure out a suitable title for them.
AN UNPAID DEBT OF GRATITUDE
A victim of circumstances and of the jealousies of the medical profession, Dr. Adolph Lorenz, the famous Austrian surgeon, is being forced to leave this country. After coming to the United States with the noble and nibbleish purpose of paying a debt of gratitude due the American people for the aid they extended, starving Austrian children. Dr. Lorenz, according to news reports, is driven out by the unfriendly attitude of the American medical profession.
Dr. Lorenz was criticised soon after his arrival in this country as violating the ethics of the American medical profession in regard to advertising. Practically peniless, he came to this country and held free clinics for crippled and deformed children. The
publicity which Dr. Lorenz received did not violate this unwritten rule of his profession. It was his just due, and the combined millions of capital could not have secured him this recognition by the Press.
Then is was discovered that the secretary of Dr. Lorenz was an impostor. It was a deplorable incident, but the Doctor was innocent in his connection with the affair. Next came the unjust accusation that Dr. Lorenz was charging a fee of one hundred dollars for examination at the free clinics. Money may have been received by the hospital or even by the secretary but never by Dr. Lorenz. Again he was the victim of circumstances; certain hospitals were then closed to the aged Austrian surgeon.
If news reports can be trusted, it is to the discredit of the American medical profession that Doctor Lorenz has decided to leave the United States, his debt of gratitude unpaid. Doctor Lorenz is a great surgeon who has done much to make this world more inhitable for hundreds of people. His mission should have raised him above personal jealousies. Instead, he is about to leave this country censured by the medical profession of the United States.
Plain Tales from the Hill
Professor Boyton was conducting glass with his usual voicifonomies when in reply to one of his guesses, "I'll be very proud."
"How much would you bet that that answer is right?" he asked fiercely.
"Professor," replied the student with dignity, "i am not a gambling man."
Who powders my nose in the class room. Of course I have read all those things in the "Advice to Girl" columns and the etiquette sections which say that a lady does not powder her face in public but, gracious, those columns also say that a gentleman lets a lady precee him through the door! Not seeing many gentlemen around, one may be excused for being a little lax in the lady requirements, may one not?
I'M THE GIRI
However I have decided to quit. I am really worried about the psychological effect on the professor. I are afraid he thinks I am not interested when I choose a dull moment in the recitation to powder my nose for my walk over to me, the next hour. In fact I am sure that this innocent habit is affecting my grades, so I will wait until after class in the future, and devote my class room periods to an absorbed contemplation of my professor's right eyebrow as a righteous and conscientious endeavor to raise a flunk to passing.
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No, Hortesie, Sandy Windoor is our enthusiastic neogenitor of enthulber bilarity which he causes to be expressed in musical exhalations from the lungs as we watch our iron heroes gambol across the gridiron with the pigskin. The individual who designated it fast food was inexorably erroreus in his calculations.
Mount Oread Slants at Other Hills
The requirements for an ideal college man have been set forth by the women of Drake University. According to the co-eds there, a perfectly proper man must receive fifteen conditions. The requirements are as follows.
1. He must make a good appearance, but need not be handsome.
2. He must be careful in personal appearance, but not a "dandy."
3. He must be jolly, accommodating, considerate, and a true sportsman.
4. If an athlete and meeting other requirements, so much the better, but if not athletic it need not detract.
5. He must be a good conversationist and realize that a girl is not flattered by having nonsense talked
He must not sit so serenely in the street car while an old man or woman stands and then arise suddenly and then fall.
6. He must show respect and reverence to the aged;
7. He must show the same gentleness with men
9. He must not drink or smoke or be guilty of any of the attendant evils.
11. The young women recognize no difference in standards for men and for women and declare such differences untrue.
13. The young women recognize the young women's influence over the young men's conduct, but do not hold the young woman responsible for the young man's conduct.
12. The young women can only truly respect those men who live by these principles.
10. He must not sneer at religion or joke lightly about it.
15. The women want the same dignity and reserve in the men that men expect and ask for in them.
That morality play where the actors took the parts of the elements was a shock wasn't it?
A bachelor is a man who doesn't find his comb full of hair. "The Mississippi."
Merely Mental Lapses
rne lightning struck. —Exchange.
Blackstone: Whatever happened to those trophies you won in college?
WANT ADS
LOST--Monday evening, Combination coin and bill purse contain several chicks. E. N. Johnston, 1237 Or ad. Phone 1911. Respond. 62-2187
All Want advertisements are cush. 15.
The inscriptions 20 cents, over 15 words.
Three inscriptions 30 cents, over 15 words,
three inscriptions 20 cents. No want ad
intention. No want ad intention. No want ad intention.
LOST—Black kid gauntlet glove.
Finder please return to Kansan office.
62-2-188
FOR RENT - Two large well furnished rooms for boys. Sleeping porch and home privileges. Very reasonableness. Prices 2009.
Webster: My wife put them up as prizes at her bridge parties—New York Sun.
**PRINTING HOUSE in Kansas Clt.**
wants young man for saleman industry, character, originality and tick-to-tilt-limits required. Practical experience in printing or art. Care University Vally Kansan. 50-3-174
LOST—At the Student Hospital Monday, November 28, a loose-leaf notebook containing engineering notes. Finder please return to the Student Hospital or call Hanlon 1610. 59-3-176
table. 1845 Vermont. Phone 2026.
58-5-170
On one of the tombstones in an old New England
house, the following quotation is written:
FOR RENT-Fine room for boys,
single $12.50, double $8.25 each.
1618 Tenn. Phone 1555. 60-15-8
one of the tombstones in an old New England
very appears the following inscription:
Here lies John Good an
Upright Citizen
Weighed 250 pounds
Open Wide Ye Golden Gates.
—Universalist Leader, Boston.
1 OST- Polyphease gym slide rule
between Gym and Engineering Bldg.
Reward. H. G. Gregory, 1336 Ver-
mont. Phone 1617. 604-5-19
YOUNG MAN age 25 to 30 with printing shop experience wanted by Kansas City printing house for work leading to executive position. Address M Care University Daily Kansan. 59-3-17
LOST—Missouri intercolastic high school medal. Finder call Norton at 221.
62-5-185
LOFT—Fancy, gold meased fountain
n during November, Probably in
ym. 1204 Ky. Phone 1055. 62-5-184
FOR RENT—Rooms for boys in warm modern house, 1319 Teen.
Piece 1243 Rd.    02-5-183
FOR RENT—Rooms for boys. If you
want an ideal room call Dyer at 2520
62-81-81
FOR RENT - A double and single
room for girls. Balance of the year
for entire second semester. On hill
board. Board in building.
Call 124 Lak5. 623-5182
FOR SAVE - Scholarship to Lawrence
Business College. Call Winifred Shannon at 418 between 10 and 10:30.
60 10:45
Hair nets, both single and double mesh in all shades—Rankin Drug Store—adv.
LAWRENCE OPTICAL COMPANY (Ex-
clusive Optometrist) Eye exam-
nited glasses made Office 1025 Mass
CHIROPRACTORS
DRS, WELCH AND WELCH, CHIRO-
PRACTORS, graduates of Palmer
school. Phone 115. Office over Houk*
DR, J. R. B. FAYNE (Exodiston) Practice limited to the Extraction of the mouth, Gas-Oxygen and Conduction Anaesthesia. Leader Bldg.
PROFESSIONAL CARDS
CHIROPRACTORS
THOMAS ELECTRIC SHOE SHOP:
Rubber heels in 10 minutes any time
1017.8 Mass
DALE PRINTING COMPANY. First
cowork. Prices reasonable. Phone
225 1627 Mass Street
BULLLOCK PRINTING COMPANY.
Stationery printing of all kinds
Rowersock Bldg.
F. B. McCOLLOCH. Druggist
Eastern Roads
L. E. Waterman and Conklin
Fountain Pens
THE REXALL STORE 847 Mass. St.
THAT'S MY BUSINESS
WM. SCHULTZ
917 Mass. St.
PROTCH
The College Tailor
833 MASS. ST.
WOMEN ADORE
those exquisite foreign Trinkets and Novelties to be found only at the
LOTUS GIFT SHOPPE
809 Kentucky Street
because their wond rutil beauty brings everlasting pleasure and gratitude to the giver.
MEN
are beginning to know this.
(Open until 9 P. M.)
At The Theatres VARSITY—Today Only
Wallace Reid Gloria Swanson and Elliott Dexter
Don't Tell Everything!
A Paramount Picture
LARRY SEMON in "THE STAGE HAND"
11 and 33 Cents
Varsity Bowersock
Friday and Saturday
WALLACE REID
in
"HELL DIGGERS"
THOS. MEIGHAN
"CAPPY RICKS"
DR. FLORENE BARROWS. Osteopath
Phone 2357. 909% Mass. St.
Flores
THE NEW FLOORIST. Bell's Flower Shop. Corsages that please. 825% Mask St. Phone 129.
RALPH W. WARD
Florist
D. A. J. VANWINKLE, Your osteo-
pat. 123 Ohio State 1344 Black.
SHIMMONS BROTHERS FLUMING,
Phone 1-800-765-9200.
1. Bowers Theater Bldg. Phone
FLOWER SHOP
931 Mass St.
Lawrence, Kansas
Lawrence, Kansas
GREENHOUSE
15th & Barker Ave.
Telephone 621
Bowersock Thursday Dec.8
THEATRE - ONE NIGHT
Prices 50c to $1.50 Seats on sale Tuesday
Brand new series of the GEO. H. McMANUS CARTOONS
The Laugh SHOW of the WORLD
BRINGING UP FATHER IN WALL STREET
See Jiggie Lose Maggie in Wall Street - It's a Scream
THE MILLIONAIRE CHORUS
Chairman of the Board.
SURPLUS $100,000.00
WATKINS NATIONAL BANK
CAPITAL $100,000.00
D. C. Asher, Casnier
C. H. Tucker, President
C. A. Hill, Vice-President and
Chairman of the Board
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W. E. Hazen. Assistant Cashier
D. C. Asher, Cashier
Dick Williams, Assistant Cashier
W. E. Hazen, Assistant Cashier
C. H. Tucker, C. A. Hill, D. C. Ashen, L. V. Miller, T. C. Green,
J. C. Moore, S. O. Bishop
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