THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
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Entered as second-class mail matter September 17, 1918 at the office at Lawerence, Kansas, under the
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The Daily Kansan aims to picture the undergraduate life of the University of Kansas; to go further than merely print materials; to actually hold; to play no favorites; to be clean; to be cheerful; to be charitable; to be courageous; to have more serious problems to confront; to lead the best of its ability, the students of the University.
THURSDAY, DECEMBER 8, 1921
So many road shows with "The Original New York Cast" makes one wonder if there are any actors left in New York.
What is Christmas?
XMAS OR CHRISTMAS
If that question were asked, most of us would think first of the vacation we get, of the tree we will have at home, of the gifts, and the decorations. We think of Christmas as a day or sometimes a week of feasting, parties, family reunions, and general good times.
But how often do we think of it as the day upon which our Christ was born?
A PLACE AWAITED THE DEAN OF MEN
An eighteen year youth was robbed of a forty-dollar watch while on his way to a date, but the youth went on rejoicing because the robbers failed to get his $4.50 which he needed as spending money. We can see why he went on his way rejoicing, because a hold-up story would look kind 'o flimsy to the modern flapper.
Although John Dyer, the University's new Dean of Men, has been unable to fiddle anyone who will tell him exactly what business should be done by his office, he is one of the best men on the K. U. faculty.
The first thing turned over to Dean Dyron when he reported for duty this fall was the advisorship of the vocational training men. He functioned as a sort of buffer between the vocational men and the federal government and was successful in handling the difficulties that arose over securing text books, vocational pay, and re-classification.
Now the new Dean has been given the job of investigating withdrawals from school. All withdrawal cards go through his office and he endeavors to get a conference with each man who is contemplating leaving school.
In addition to this, a myriad of other things are "just drifting Dean Deyer's way" until his office has become one of the busiest in the University. The large number of matters connected with men's affairs in the University that are daily referred to him for advice demonstrate that in the past many problems of this kind received virtually no attention from faculty members.
Dean Dyer's arrival in K. U. undoubtedly marks a new order of cooperation between faculty and students at the University.
Kanan headline-Unmasked Men Attack Taxi
Titles in Tulsa.
Experience has told us they do charge exhertributive prices to convey us to "all parts of the city," but it took a brilliant young headline writer to figure out a suitable title for them.
AN UNPAID DEBT OF GRATITUDE
A victim of circumstances and of the jealousies of the medical profession, Dr. Adolph Lorenz, the famous Austrian surgeon, is being forced to leave this country. After coming to the United States with the noble and unselfish purpose of paying a debt of gratitude due the American people for the aid they extended, starving Austrian children. Dr. Lorenz, according to news reports, is driven out by the unfriendly attitude of the American medical profession.
Dr. Lorenz was criticised soon after his arrival in this country as violating the ethics of the American medical profession in regard to advertising. Practically penitile, he came to this country and held free clines for crippled and deformed children. The
publicity which dr. Lorenz received did not violate this unwritten rule of his profession. It was his just duo, and the combined millions of capital could not have secured him this recognition by the Press.
Then is was discovered that the secretary of Dr. Lorenz was an impostor. It was a deplorable incident, but the Doctor was innocent in his connection with the affair. Next came the unjust accusation that Dr. Lorenz was charging a fee of one hundred dollars for examination at the free clinics. Money may have been received by the hospital or even by the secretary but never by Dr. Lorenz. Again he was the victim of circumstances; certain hospitals were then closed to the aged Austrian surgeon.
If news reports can be trusted, it is to the discredit of the American medical profession that Doctor Lorenz has decided to leave the United States, his debt of gratitude unpaid. Doctor Lorenz is a great surgeon who has done much to make this world more inhabitable for hundreds of people. His mission should have raised him above personal jealousies. Instead, he is about to leave this country censured by the medical profession of the United States.
Plain Tales from the Hill
Professor Boynton was conducting class with his usual vocabulary when in reply to one of his questions, "How did you get a name for a city?"
"How much would you bet that that answer is right?" he asked fiercely.
"Professor," replied the student with dignity, "I am not a gambling man."
Whopowers my nose in the classroom. Of course I have read all those things in the "Advice to Girls" columns and the etiquette sections which say that a lady does not powder her face in public—but graciure, those columns also say that a gentleman lets a lady precede him through the door! Not seeing many gentlemen around, one may be excused for being a little lax in the lady requirements, may one not!
I'M THE GIRL
However I have decided to quit. I am really worried about the psychological effect on the professor. I am afraid he thinks I am not interested when I choose a dull moment in the recitation to powder my nose for my walk over to Ad. the next hour. In fact I am sure that this innocent habit is affecting my grades, so 'I will wait until after class in the future, and devote my class room periods to an absorbed contemplation of my professor's right eyebrow as a righteous and conscientious endeavor to raise a flunk to passing.
No. Hortense, Sandy Winder is our enthusiastic neurogenitor of exuberant bibidity which he causes to be expressed in musical exhalations from the lungs as we watch our iron heroes gambol across the gridiron with the pigskin. The individual who designed it fast food was inexorably erroneous in his calculations.
Mount Oread Slants at Other Hills
The requirements for an ideal college man have been set forth by the women of Drake University. According to the co-eds there, a perfectly proper man must fulfill fifteen conditions. The requirements are as follows:
1. He must make a good appearance, but need not be handsome.
2. He must be careful in personal appearance, but not a "dandy."
3. He must be jolly, accommodating, considerate, and a true sportsman.
4. If an athlete and meeting other requirements, so much the better, but if not athletic it need not detract.
5. He must be a good conversationist and realize that a girl is not flattered by having narcissistic talked to
8. He must not sit serenely in the street car while an man or woman stands and then arise suddenly and offer a kiss.
11. They young women recognize no difference in standards for men and for women and declare such disfur-
6. He must show respect and reverence to the queen.
7. He must show the same gentlemanliness with men.
10. He must not sneer at religion or joke lightly about it.
9. He must not drink or smoke or be guilty of any of the attendant evils.
13. The young women recognize the young women's influence over the young men's conduct, but do not hold the young woman responsible for the young mans conduct.
12. The young women can only truly respect those men who live by these principles.
15. The women want the same dignity and reserve in the men that men expect and ask for in them.
Merely Mental Lapses
A bachelor is a man who doesn't find his comb full of hair. The Mississippian.
That morality play where the actors took the parts of the elements was a shock wasn't it?
The lightning struck. —Exchange.
Blackstone: Whatever happened to those trophies you won in college?
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WANT ADS
FOR RENT - Two large well furnished rooms for boys. Sleeping porch and home privileges. Very reasonable. 1245 Wavon, Phone 2520.
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Webster: My wife put them up as prizes at her bridge parties—New York Sun.
LOST—At the Student Hospital Monday, November 28, a loose-leaf notebook containing engineering notes. Finder please return to the Student Hospital or call Hanlon 1610.
59-3-176
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58-5-170
On one of the tombstones in an old New England
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FOR RENT - Fine room for boys,
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1 OST-Polyphase duplex slide rule
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LOST—Missouri intercolastic high school medal. Finder call Norton at 321. 625-486
YOUNG MAN age 25 to 30 with
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Address M Care University Daily Kansan.
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LOFT—Fancy gold encaset fountain
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ry appears the following inscription:
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—Universalist Leader, Boston
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FOR RENT—A double and single room for girls. Balance the year of your second semester. Board in the house. Call 1245 Ls. 62-5-182
FOR SAVE - Scholarship to Lawrence
Business College. Call Winifred
Shannon at 418 between 10 and 10:30.
50 10.12
Hair nets, both single and double mesh in all shades—Rankin Drug Store—adv.
DR. J. R. VANNE (Ecodistom) Practice limited to the Extraction of the lorems of the mouth, Gas-Oxygen Conduction Anasthesia, Leader Bridg
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LAWRENCE OPTICAL COMPANY (Ex-
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L. E. Waterman and Conklin Fountain Pens
THE REXALL STORE 847 Mass. St.
"Suiting You"
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MEN
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At The Theatres VARSITY—Today Only
Josee L. Martin presents
Wallace Reid,
Gloria Swanson
and Elliott Dexter
LARRY SEMON in "THE STAGE HAND"
11 and 33 Cents
Don't Tell Everything!*
A Paramount Picture
Varsity Bowersock
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THE NEW FLORIST. Beit's Flower Shop. Corsages that please. 825% Mass. St. Phone 139.
SHIMMONS BROTHERS PLUMBING,
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101. Bowersrock Theatre Bldg.
RALPH W. WARD Florist
FLOWER SHOP
931 Mass St.
Lawrence, Kansas
GREENHOUSES 15th & Barker Ave. Telephone 621
Bowersock Thursday Dec.8
THEATRE - ONE NIGHT
Prices 50c to $1.50 Seats on sale Tuesday
Brand new series of the GEO. H. McMANUS CARTOONS
The Laugh SHOW of the WORLD
See Jigs Loge Maggie in Wall Street - It's a Stream
THE MILLIONAIRE CHORUS
BRINGING UP FATHER IN WALL STREET
SURPLUS $100,000.00
WATKINS NATIONAL BANK
CAPITAL $100,000.00
D. C. Asher, Cashier
C. H. Tucker, President
C. A. Hill, Vice-President and
Chairman of the Board.
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D. C. Ashar, Cashier
Dick Williams, Assistant Cashier
W. E. Hazen, Assistant Cashier
C. H. Tucker, C. A. Hill, D. C. Asher, L. V. Miller, T. C. Green,
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