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THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
oral student paper of the University of Kansas
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Entered an second-class mail matter September 17, 1910, at the office at Lawerence, Kansas, under the name of *E. A. M. Lovett*.
Published in the afternoon five times a week by students in the Department of Journalism of the University of Kansas, from the press - f. the Department of Journalism.
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THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
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The Daily kansan aims to picture the undergraduate life of the University of Kansas; to go farther than merely merrying the news by attending for lectures and attending for poetry; to be clean, to be cheerful; to be charitable; to be courageous; to leave more serious problems to graduate students; to be the best of its ability professionals of the University.
TUESDAY, DECEMBER 6,1921
WE WISH HIM SUCCESS
While the diplomats are meeting in secret enclaves in Washington, presumably to further a plan for world peace, Mr. Vanderlip, the banker and economist, announces a plan to hasten the regeneration of Europe and to promote a new era in international relationships. In a speech before the Economics Club of New York he outlined a scheme by which the European nations might liquidate the eleven billion dollar debt owed to America and at the same time devote the payments to helping themselves stand on their own feet so that in the future they might rely on their own resources.
On the face of the proposition, it appears paradoxical. How can a nation pay its debt, and at the same time, benefit itself by these same payments? It is so because a rehabilitated Europe is essential to the security of the world at the present time. When it is considered that the yearly interest on the enormous sums owed to America by foreign nations is five hundred million dollars and that those payments would have to be made in goods which would mean industrial stagnation at home, it can be seen that the plan evolved by Mr. Vanderlip is not wholly altruistic. But it is a grand gesture in the interest of world harmony. A rehabilitated Europe, a well fed, prosperous Europe might mean fewer international jealousies and quarrels.
Coming after Mr. Well's pessimistic forecast of a European civilization sinking into the mire of barbarians and dragging the world down into the gloom of future dark ages; such a hopeful outlook as outlined by Mr. Vanderdier is refreshing. It renews our faith in the ability of the human race to produce leaders who can be depended upon to help push the world over the rough places.
If it's a choice between barbarism and progress, between accepting Mr. Well's lugubrious future or depending on Mr. Vanderlier's plan of idealism and sound finance we know our choice.
What's a little thing like eleven billion dollars in our young lives?
The University of Kansas is surely looking up in athletics. A football game for next fall has been offered, and without any solicitation, the Army and has been accepted by Kansas. Thus will the 1922 Jayhawk squad go into the East for Kansas' first invasion of that territory. It means much, not only to Kansas, but to the Missouri Valley Conference as well.
There are many other fine football teams between here and West Point. There are other football conferences than the Missouri Valley. But the Army has asked Kansas to come for October 7 next, and Kansas is going to go. The thought of it thrills every loyal Jayhawker.
THE KANSAS RHODES SCHOLAR
William P. Carey, has been named Rhodes Scholar for the state of Kansas.
William P. Carvey from Hutchinson—and of Cornell University. "I wonder," Kansans should be asking themselves, "what the country will think of the fact that the Kansas Rhodes scholar was named, not from the University of Kansas, nor from the State Agricultural school, nor from any of the number of other Kansas schools, but from a University in the East?"
It is not the spirit of envy that incites Kansas to
question the appointment of Carey. Carey is no doubt a capable student. But the schools of Kansas have many, and need more, capable students. Why is Carey at Cornell? He is a football star—Kansas needs football stars. He holds a high place in the student government at Cornell. There are high places in the student governing organizations of Kansas that need big men.
Carey is probably a high type of man. No doubt he will take creditable advantage of the opportunities offered with a Rhodes Scholarship. But Carey is the appointee from Kansas—and he is not from a Kansas School!
Plain Tales from the Hill
"Shall we do the polka with both feet extend at the same time?" asked a freshman girl in dancing class. Now if this girl has discovered some means hitherto unknown of defying the laws of gravitation, let not keep her intellectual light hidden under a hat but come forth and give, the rest of her knowledge!
"Well, spiritually speaking he never draws a sober breath!"
"He has a keen sense of humor."
The sight they beheld was one which was unusual, ridiculous, and, perhaps, anomalous. But they beheld it nevertheless, the old man, the young man, and the little bov.
The old man, when he saw it, considered with a sigh and a little smile that he had lived many years since such a thing had obstructed his pision. The young man thought the whole idea rather sensible, but on second consideration infinitely silly. The little boy was filled with wonder.
"Well, I'll be darned," remarked the old man. The young man contributed to the situation with a softly whistled "Where, how do-you-do!" while the little boy did so in the same manner. "You might of dlich anmacht," on Amazon, "what are those things?"
The cause of this consternation was a slight thing, merely four young co-eds, arms linked, who were marching down Massachusetts with their foot ceased in a dutiful, fairity and feminine things called -goalheaded-
JAYHAWKS FLOWN
B. B. Shore, A. M. '07, is superintendent of schools at Paige, Tex. Mr. Shore has a son here, Chester K. Shore, who is in the department of journalism.
John MacMurphy, A. B. '21, is athletic director of the Fowler, Kan., high school. He has recently married.
Mount Oread Slants at Other Hills
The bugle responsible for the Union victory at Missionary Ridge, November 25, 1862, by sounding the advance contrary to orders, was Rezin S. Debolt of Anderson, Ind., to the Ohio State University. This event is the most significant of the most valuable relics of the Civil War possessed by the Ohio State Archaeological Historical Society.
The Pi Beta Phi sorority of the University of Texas is supporting a mountain school in Tennessee, where more than 125 children of the illiterate mountaineers are getting an education. Tennessee was selected when the school was founded, because at that time it had the largest illiterate population of any state in the union. The school, which is known as the Pi Beta Phi School, opened in 1912 with an attendance of thirteen.
A graduate of Columbia University recently walked and "hiked" the entire distance from New York to San Francisco in exactly twenty-five days. He left for England and then returned to English from the University of California at Berkeley.
Massachusetts Institute of Technology has inaugurated a new course in public utility which will be given in co-operation with the General Electric Company and the Edison Illuminating Company. The course will deal with the efficient handling of the lighting, water, gas and local transportation problems. The men, in this way, will be taught to apply their science to problems of public utility.
Jinks and jenks met for the first time in years. After falling on each other's neck and choruing the asual “Howzabxyes?”, Jinks undertook to be polite and conversational.
First Guy—"This soup is sure good." Second Guy—"So I heard."
Merely Mental Lapses
"And how," he inquired with a show of interest, "in Mr. Jenks standing the heat?"
"This sheet is going to press," said the laudress as she got out the iron.
"How'd you know she was dead?" he demanded.--American Legion Weekly.
FAMOUS CLOSING LINES
"I'm in an awful pickle," choked the onion in the chow-chow.
"I wonder if there's any change in me," said the cashier after he had swallowed a dime.
WANT ADS
All Want advertisements are cash, a Five-in-one 10-ounce cup, five Five-in-one 20-ounce cups, over 15 words of text, an ad and no contest. No money ad in Insurance for $1,000. No cash must always accompany want ads.
FOR SALE—An excellent suit of
LOST-Olive draat coat swatter in East Stadium Thanksgiving Day Reward. Return to Kansan Office.
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tailor-made clothes. A snap for some young man. Call Phone 2102.
LOST—Zoology laboratory; manual;
Lab. notes and drawings. Return to
Edith M.Corkey, 941 Indiana.
FOR RENT - Two large well furnished rooms for boys. Sleeping porch and home privileges. Very reasonable. 1345 Vermont. Phone 2520.
FOR SALE- Scholarship to Lawrence
Business College. Call Winifred
Shannon at 418 between 10 and 10:30.
59-10-17
58-5-170
LOST- Small blue leather purse contain some change and two rings highly valued as a keepsake. Reward 100 Indiana, Laitzeur, 900 Indiana, 1700 Red.
FOR SALE—A Conn E-Fiat allo sax-
phone with case, silver finished.
Phone 1244. 50-12-72
LOST = Will person who took note book at Fraser Press Office please return to Woo 1409 Rhode Island. 50-12-78
PRINTING HOUSE in Kansas City City wants young man for salesman. Industry, character, originality and stick-to-requirements required. Practical experience in printing or newspaper Care Office Daily Kansan. 68-3-174
*OST 4A the Student Hospital
Monday, November 28, a loose-leaf
notebook containing engineering
materials and lab equipment.
Student Hospital or call Hannah 1610.
YOUNG MAN age 25 to 30 with printing shop experience wanted by Kansas City printing house for work leading to executive position. Address M Care University Daily Kansan 59-13-75
FOR RENT - Fine room for boys,
single $12.50, double $8.25 each.
1618 Tenn. Phone 1555. 60-1-50
1 OST - Polypheme duplex slide rule between gym and Engineering Bldg. Reward. 3. G. Gregory, 1336 Verm. Phone 1617. 60-5-179
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