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THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
Official student paper of the University of Kansas
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Entered an second-class mail matter September 17,
2005 at Lawrence at Lawrence, Kansas, under the
declaration of March 5, 2005.
Published in the afternoon five times a week by a studie in the Department of Journalism of the University of Kansas, from the press of the Department of Journalism.
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The Daily Kansaan aims to picture the undergraduate life of the University of Kansas; to go forward than merely printing the news by standing in front of it; and to be a source of favors; to be clean; to be cheerful; to be charitable; to be contourable; to leave more serious problems to students; and to be the best of its utility the students of the University.
FRIDAY, DECEMBER 2, 1921
A New York minister says that eighty-five per cent of runaway marriages are failures. So are most of the runaways after marriages.
A WOMAN'S EDITORIAL
"I wouldn't marry a University woman. She knows too much."
"She has equal rights now, let her stand."
"A college education ruins a girl."
As startling as these statements may seem, they have all been made by men on the hill. This is the attitude a great many men take toward modern women, especially those women they do not know personally. The modern woman is possessed of equal rights of suffrage, so the critics say, she is fast taking positions in the business world formerly given only to men, and she is fast proving quite as efficient as her predecessor, therefore why should we show her courtesy formerly shown to women of culture?
Yes, the man of today has forgotten a great many of the little courteous acts which his grandfather and his father were most proficient in. Those kind, courteous little things that cost so little and meant so much both to the giver and to the recipient.
Is it due to the fact that the modern woman has come to rely so much on her own capabilities that she does not demand enough of the opposite sex, or is it due to her pride she merely ignores the fact that she is not receiving all the little courtesy that her mother received, and that she herself would be proud to receive.
It seems that the man of today doesn't admire or want the woman with brains and intellect. He wants the woman of the period of the early novel and the Sweet Alice Ben Bolt type who keep a continual stream of tears flowing, and who relied solely upon the opposite sex for her very existence.
Men should admire modern woman for being capable enough to take her place in the world as a part of production as well as consumption, for no longer being a parasite, and yet being able to keep true to her sex. Her capability should call forth more admira-tion resulting in more courtesy and graciousness, rather than the contempt or indifference with which she is now treated.
But does it?
Marshall Foch's last title received in the United States is "Charging Thunder," conferred by the Sioux tribe. And rightly, too. From recent reports we are lead to believe that the Marshall is a good "Indian."
LET'S BE SENSIBLE
"I will too wear them!" So says milady, and she knows her own mind.
All right. Go ahead and wear them. And if you catch cold and have to go to the hospital you'll do just like the rest. You'll blame it all on the heating and ventilating system of the University. And you, Mr. Willie--you go right ahead and smoke your fool self to death. Take all the chances you want and then if you run amuck, simply blame it all on the committee on buildings and ventilation.
Really now, Aren't there two sides to the question?
Just stop and think a minute. Do you recall how everyone kicks when some instructor starts to open a window? Of all us raise a fuss about the so-called "free air fiends" who are forever wanting to be out of doors. And since the folks who are running the heating system are more or less long-suffering, we take
it out on them. Why wouldn't it be much better to adopt some system of our own which would eradicate the necessity for so much hospital treatment on the Hill. Here goes for a few honest suggestions:
First, get more fresh air and drink more water. Don't laugh at that. It makes real sense!
Make a practice of never going anywhere without being properly dressed to suit the weather. That applies especially to the women.
Keep as regular hours as possible. You can easily do this without missing any of the fun. You stand about as much chance of running indefinitely on four hours a night as a Ford would on its reputation.
Never sneeze right out in public. It isn't done.
Use what common sense you have, in short, and you and everyone else will be the better off or it. And what is most to be prized, the abused System will get a much needed rest.
Some students are certainly successful at ailing to find work.
There are students who believe they can get along without studying, just as there are people who believe that hair can be made to grow on bald heads.
Since no sufficient proof has been advanced to discredit Shakespeare of his literary works, the critics have now begun picking them to pieces by saying that he missed a dramatic scene in King Henry the Fourth by not killing Falaff with mirth.
Plain Tales from the Hill
A gob A. W, O. L, Little Percy with Dad's breeches on. A bald headman trying to hide his infirmity. A man whose first name is Isador. Somebody who sleeps in his shoes. Not a Phi Beta Kappa. One who never lets his collar show and keeps his parts crumpled. A blank in a letterry. Light occupation. Something on his shoulder. Keeping up wearing and not much furniture there. De 'o' el son. A weak mind. A ten-bound turned rough.
A man with an Am. Legion button
Was stopped by a Freshman named Dutton
"Oh, what frat the pledged you
let him in?" he asked.
Was criefed by obessing Miss Dutton.
The salesman for Lee tires visited a country town and impressed it very strongly upon an old farmer who was buying new tires for his old Hoopie, that the motto for Lee tires was "Smiles at Miles."
A few days later the old farmer came blustering into the garage "all hit up."
"Does this here motto of "Smiles at Miles" hold good on all yer tiers?" he asked savagely.
The garage keeper answered that it did.
“Well,” growled the farmer, “look at this god-dermed thing, it never smiled, it hurried a laughish.” And he had not been afraid.
This thing of a man calling himself a "self-male" man, certainly takes an awful responsibility off the shoulders of others.
Mount Oread Slants at Other Hills
Jiu jitsu will become one of the regular gym electives at the beginning of the second semester at the Ohio State University. This is the first time that it has been made a part of the regular instruction.
From examination of records for 1689 new men students during the first month of the college year at Ohio State University, the average age was found to be 18 years. There are two extremes in age are three at 15 and two at 44.
Members of the Boost Ohio Committee will form the basis of the organization in the next concentrated drive among Ohio State students for Stadium funds. The two organizations meet between Thanksgiving and the Christmas recess.
Stanford University student own automobiles are not exactly rare but a freshman who travels around, or rather over the campus in his private airplane on various business and pleasure matters is the latest thing. Bernard J. Birdinel, who has been in the flying game since 1900, owns and operates a Curtiss army engine. He is majoring in mechanical engineering preparatory to taking up aeronautical engineering at Boston.
Parking space is now provided for student autoists at Ohio State University. Their traffic officer has estimated that approximately 150 to 180 machines move about the campus every hour.
The annual Y. W. C. A. cirus of Colorado College, Colorado Springs, Colorado, was held last week. An unusual feature was the Italian organ grinder and her monkey.
Tick: How come those rust drops on your shoulder
Tack: Tear drops from Nellie's steel blue eyes.
Merely Mental Lapses
I see they've taken off the 5:15 train. Do you miss it?
Not as much as I used to.
Let's speak to one of those girls on the corner.
'Sno use. They're telephone girls.
What's the matter?
They won't answer.
Lady at the pen: Why are you here, my poor man?
Prisoner: I'm a victim of dut onlucky 13, lady.
Indeed, how is that?
Twelve jurors and one judge.
The University Has a Lady Who Lures the Wily Rattlesnake Into Captivity With a Noose
Mrs. Grace Wiley, who is connected with the University through the extension department, is said to be, by Professor Hunter, of the department of entomology, one of the most notable collectors this state has ever had. Mrs. Wiley is not only an excellent collector of insects, but has great success in catching rattle-tailed frogs. The university museum fifty eight, thologist being over seven feet in .ch. One shipment of reptiles, when she sent from Texas weighed 150 pounds. Mrs. Wiley captures: 'the snakes sinister, and the snakes that stung them as she wishes to get perfect specimens.
When asked how she manages to take the reptiles single-handed, she replied, "The rattlesnake equally inhabits a country that is rocky for they spend the winter in the rocks; great numbers of them living together in one nest. As many as 200 snakes can be found in one den. Then in the early spring they come out and eat the prey. It is at this time that I have the best luck for the reptiles, if not disturbed, seem asleep. My weapon is a stick which is thirty inches long, having a buckskin strap riveted on one end and about one inch from the end the strap goes through a copper hand. This contriavance makes a good weapon, and makes it impossible to get bitten."
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FOR SALE—An excellent suit of tailor-made clothes. A snap for acme young man. Call Phone 2102.
55-5-165
FOR RENT—Apartment, convenient to University. Student roommate also wanted. Margaret M. Henderson, 1728 Ohio St. Phone 2203, 54-15-61
[OST - Olive draat coat sweater in
East Stadium Thanksgiving Day.
Reward. Return to Kansai Office.
565-167
LCST—Zoology laboratory manual.
Lab. notes and drawings. Return to
Edith McCorvey, 541 Indiana.
FOR RENT—Study and sleeping porch for boys. Call 2183 Blue. 754-700-9610.
LOST - Yellow silk dancing dress on Indiana between 4th and 12th, November 25. Leave at 1144 Indiana. R ward.
FOR RENT - Two large well furnished rooms for boys. Sleeping porch and home privileges. Very reasonable. 1345 Vermont. Phone 2520.
PROFESSIONAL CARDS
CHIROPRACTORS
58-5-170
DHS, WELCH AND WELCH, CHIRO-
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DR. J. R. PANEY (Exodiston) Practice limited to the Extraction of teeth, and surgical Lessons of the Conduction of Cranial Anatase. Leader Rldg.
THOMAS ELECTRIC SHOE SHOP:
Bubber heels in 10 minutes any time
1017% Max.
THE NEW FLORIST. Goil's Flower
Shop. Corasges that please. $25½
Mass. St. Phone 139
DALE PRINTING COMPANY. First class work. Prices reasonable. Phone 228 1031 Mass. Street.
DR. FLORENCIE BARBROWS Osteopathe
Phone 2337, 909% Mass. St.
Phone 148
Peerless, Chandler & Hudson Seven Passenger Sedans
Train Calls
Party Work
Country Trips
Gaited Saddle Hosres
for Hire
Call one-four-eight
A. MARKS & SONS
Jewelers
"The Gift Shop"
LAWRENCE, KANSAS
Mrs. Wiley is going to Texas again next year and expects to send the museum a larger collection of snakes than she sent last year.
Established 1865
MMONS BROTHERS PLUMBING,
Heating and electric work. Phone
161. Bowersock Theatre Bldg.
BULLLOCK PRINTING COMPANY.
Stationery-printing of all kinds.
Powerseek Sldg.
DR. A. J. VANWINKLE, Your oteo path. 1329 Ohio Phone 1534 Black.
Crane and Eatsons exclusive line of new stationery.-Rankin Drug Store. -adv.
CLARK CLEANS CLOTHES
Razor blades of Gillette, Enders, Auto-Strop, and Gem razors for sale at Rankin Drug Store—adv.
Emulsified Coconut Oil makes the finest shampoo—Rankin Drug Store, adv.
"Suiting You"
THAT'S MY BUSINESS
WM. SCHULTZ
917 Mass, St.
Manicuring Massage Shampooing
R. A. Long Bldg., Barber Shop
S. F. Horn, Prop.
TENTH ST. & GRAND AVE.
(Entrance Tenth or Grand)
KANSAS CITY, MO.
Phone 355
703 Mass. St.
Cleaning Pressing Repairing Alterations Pleating
HAVE YOUR SERVICE NEEDED YEARLY
GUSTAFSON
The College Jeweler
Frank Ise—Optometrist
F. B. MeCOLLOCH. Druggist
E. Waterman and Conklin
Fountain Pens
THE REXALL STORE
$17 Mass. St.
Armand's cold cream face powder to keep the skin delicate and smooth. - Rankin Drug Store -- adv.
Johnston's fresh-every-week chocolates for that sweet tooth—Rankin Drug Store—adv.
First Church of Christ, Scientist
of Lawrence, Kansas, invites you and your friends to attend A FREE LECTURE ON Christian Science
Christian Science
By DR. JOHN M. TUTT, of Kansas City, Mo.
At Bowersock Theatre, Sunday afternoon, Dec. 4, 3 o'clock
Member of the Board of Lectureship of the Mother Church The First Church of Christ, Scientist, in Boston. Massachusetts
RALPH W. WARD Florist
FLOWER SHOP
931 Mass St.
Lawrence, Kansas
GREENHOUSES
15th & Barker Ave.
电话 621
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When you're down town and the wind is whistling around the corners, and you get cold
—come in and see us and get warm. We'd like to get acquainted and want you to feel at home at the—
NEW YORK CLEANERS
Ernest W. Young
Phone 75 836 Mass. St.
VARSITY DANCE
Saturday Night Dec.3
F. A.U.Hall
Hem's 4-piece Orchestra