THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
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Editor-in-Chief ... George Gage
Newa Editor ... Chester Shaw
Campus Editor ... Elinor Sofer
Sport Editor ... Joe Turner
Telegraph Editor ... Wilfred Husband
Plain Tales Editor ... Clare Ferguson
Alumni Tales Editor ... Marion Shipman
Change Editor ... Clad Gray
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Entered as second-class mail matter September 17, 1938, the most office at Lawrence, Kansas, under the领事馆.
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THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
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The Daily Kansan aims to picture the undergraduate life of the University of Kansas; to go further than merely printing the news by play no favorites; to be clean; to be cheerful; to be charitable; to be courageous; to leave more serious problems to the students; to the best of its ability the students of the University.
TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 22, 1921
INTELLECTUAL TOBOGGANING
Rush  can
Pledging
Date Books
Dances
Lip Sticks
Matinees
Car Rides
Flowers
Absences
Quizzes
Flunks
THE OREAD MAGAZINE: AN APPRECIA-
TION
The "Homecoming" number is a breath of pure air in our stuffy literary atmosphere. Many pleasing comments are being made about it.
The admirer of balanced literary menus remarks favorably on its literary content. The diet is well-chosen and admirably served. There are pictorial garnishments.
To the cooissonie of printing, its physical make-up is attractive; the page headings and run-overs are nicely balanced, the illustrations are well placed, and the advertisements are unobtrusive and neat. The printers of the Kansan Press who produced the magazine have done credit to themselves.
The general reader remarks favorably on the magazine's human appeal, and interest. The editor, his staff, and the contributors, have created forty-eight pages of delightful reading.
In forty years Germany will pay $20,000,000,000 for indemnity. At the present rate, in forty years the United States will pay $30,000,000,000 for armament. The winners lose.
CORRUPTION OF THE ELECTORATE
Will the Senate whitewash Truman H. Newberry?
Will the Michigan Senator whose seat was "bought and paid for" retain his office? The case of this notorious politician is on the Senate Calendar waiting to be called up.
Senator Spencer of Missouri, who submitted the majority report of the Committee on Privileges and Elections, will take the lead in defense of the man whose "friends" admittedly spent about a quarter of a million in corrupting the press and electorate of Michigan.
The majority report whitewashes Newberry completely.
The document is amazing and brief.
Findings of the minority report, backed by an eighty-eight page analysis of the testimony, show that Mr. Newberry had every reason to know that political roid and protstituted politicians were paving his way to the Senate.
It is high time the case was decided. The scandal has dragged along for three years, since the election of 1918.
All along, the Committee on Privileges and Elections has seemed to act in a dilatory and reluctant manner. But at last the whole matter has reached the stage where nothing remains but to conduct the final debate and make the decision.
However much members may dread the necessity of "standing up to be counted," it should be done without longer delay.
Then the case can go to the people.
There will be no Mr. Newberry about it when that happens. The issue will be fundamental and not personal.
Mr. Newberry will be forgotten, but Newberry Sen-
torn will be remembered more.
The caucus, the counting room, and the drawing room on one side, the sanctity of the polling place on the other; that is how the issue will be defined in every election so long as Newberry defenders remain in the Senate.
Plain Tales from the Hill
A New Plain Tales editor has now cum in charge and it is the hope that the students will lend their assistance in make it all which it should be by laughin at any and all joaks and semi-jouks which fit to appear in its columys. A need is to be foetit for sich on a campus whar student is to be stodious and profs is so professorish that there cents of humor is dulled by there sense of duty. Furters, fellers and girls,用 me yer lafter, to quote Shak-a-spear, and when yer sees them nifable—why laf—and your laffer will make someone else laf—and then the colum will be a success. See?
A TRUE STORY
A printer working late at night (in the Kanas officer-for-the good of the needy paper) hears a wiern knocking at the window. Investigation follows and boys in the young man who proclaims in loud and terrific accents.
"How in ___ do you get out of this place, and where am I? I have been trying for an hour to find a street car line, a road out of the place or some means of communication with the outside world. In other words ___."
Our printer working late at night for the time being in the capacity of a guide directs him to the street
P, S—No Hortense, he was not staggering from the effects of inebriety, he was merely an enclosed salesman from Kansas City who had really lost his way.
Bryton, trying to silence and quiet a noisy classroom, "I wonder what a minister does when his condescension is called."
Fearless Frosh: "You might try going to church and find out."
AN ALL-STAR CAST
A University couple experiencing the tragedy of a Friday night date without a car or a dancer were divided.
"Now Douglas Fairbanks is at the Varsity but 'there is soft cushions at the Bowersock," he said.
"Really," bubbled the sweet young thing, "Oh, who is playing in it?"
JAYHAWKS FLOWN
The University Daily Kansan tells of the promotion of Raymond J. Fagan to the position of city editor of the Kansas City Kansan. The news item is of interest in Salina where Mr. Fagran was for about two years city editor of the Salina Evening Journal and where he is well known—Salina Evening Journal
Announcement is made of the marriage of Esther Gillette, who received her certificate in public school music in 1920, to Donald Martin, of Hamilton, Mo., which took place in the Westport Avenue Presbyterian Hospital. Mrs. Martin is at home in Oakton, Mo. Mr. and Mrs. Martin will be at home in Hamilton, Ms. Martin is a member of Alpha Xi Delta.
Mount Oread Slants at Other Hills
"Phog" Allen's Dream Replaced by "Potsy" Clark's
Ie you remember the story of "Phog" Alice's dream? Many of you have forgotten it and most of you don't. What would you do?
Anyway he had a dream. It was like this. In his vision he saw one of his Jayhawk cards, a certain Little run, from pant formation on the first play of the game, into an opposing team for a touchdown. Some dream, you agree.
It was the night before the Ames-Kansas game last year and "Phoq" Allen, Jayhawk mentor, had many grave misgivings regarding the ability to wrest the bacon from the Iowa Cyclones. But he had a dream and a nightly one. Maybe he rested his head on some mystic stone, as did Jacob in the days of old, or perhaps he ate too much mince pie for dinner. We think it was the latter.
And "Phoq" played his bunch. On the first play after the kickoff, Little did run from pumt formation and he did go through the Ames team for a touchdown. Kansas beat Ames 7-0.
Well, Allen is no longer the Jahwack coach. He will dream no more mighty dreams to result in Kansu.
But what's the object of all this? Why all the details?
So last year the biggest feature of the Missouri Valley was Allen's dream.
of "Phog" Allen's dream, this year the talk of the valley will be "Potts" Clark's nightmare. He thought he had a football team—until he brought it up to Huskerland. Then he found out his mistake.
"Oh, I brought him up on condensed milk,"—Michigan.
Merely Mental Lapses
"What makes your cat so small?"
First—a piece of writing paper equals an ink lined plane.
Second—an inclined plane equals a slope up.
Third—a ramp equal to a laver door. O.E.D
The man at the wheel—"The engine seems to be missing, dear."
To prove—that a piece of writing paper equals a lazy dog.
The girl—"Never mind, darling, it doesn't show."— Exchange.
A scoreboard of ground glass, twelve by six feet, was used to show the score of the recent Ohio State-Chicago game which took place in Chicago. The board was erected in a building at Columbus where students and others who were unable to attend the game could follow it play by play.
The board is unique in style and was invented by two members of the faculty. A representative gridron field is marked out on the ground glass, and a light from behind indicates the position of the ball and its path down the field. Space is also given for the line-up, time by quarters, method of play in action, and the board to be connected the board directly to the field in Chicago and the plays were worked out almost as soon as they were finished. Tickets were sold to cover the cost of running the board.
In the effort to raise an additional $75,000 for the Ohio Stadium building fund, an extensive campaign university, an extensive campaign university last week.
Fifteen athletes of the De Paun University have been deprived of their "D sweaters by action of the De Pauw athletic board. These men won their letters in baseball and track, and according to a recent rulertable, they must win two sports. No reason for this decree has been made public.
One of the traditional holidays of Knox College, Galesburg, Illinois, is the observance of the anniversary of the Lincoln-Douglas debate, held on the campus sixty-three years ago. Chapel exercises, class dinners and all-college dance commemorate the day.
Evelyn Rorabaugh, A.B.19, and Harold McKeen of Wichita were married in St. Paul's Methodist Church there, Saturday, November 12th. The affair is described as one of the society events of the Wichita KU girl, a woman who was a known KU girl, a member of PI Beta Phi and Torch.
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Hairnets all sizes.—City Drug Store.—Adv.
Denatured Alcohol $1.00 per gallon—City Drug Store.—Adv.
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C. A. Hill, Vice-President and
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Dick Williams, Assistant Cashier
W. E. Hazen, Assistant Cashier
SURPLUS $100,000.00
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DIRECTORS
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