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Entered as second-class mail matter September 17, 1909 at the office at Lawrence, Kansas, under Bicentury Records.
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THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
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The Daily Kansas aims to picture the undergraduate life of the University of Kansas; to go further than merely printing the news; to play no favorite; to be clean; to be cheerful; to be charitable; to be courageous; to leave more serious problems in the教室; to be the best of its ability the students of the University.
MONDAY, NOVEMBER 21, 1921
A student forecasts winter;
Wanted: a heater for a Ford coupe; must be a blonde.
Is Mr. Student speaking of a Ford coup or a chicken coop?
THE PROFESSOR'S PROFUNDITY
"Now students, I wish not to appear vehemently supersersarcintigory, but forthwith all your disquisitions must be subjected to profound scrutiny.
"I have explained to you that the distinction of mind and body and their alleged dispariteness and supposed parallelism is a pauso-problem created by the methodological intuitities of a prejudiced metaphysics. Just as the hypostasizing of the distinction of reality and experience gave rise to the tedious detour of the epistemological problem, so the erection of the practical distinction between the psychological and the physical into an ontological cham has produced the paradox of mind and matter in metaphysics.
"In spite of the clarity of my analysis, you submitted papers evidencing impulsance. You manifest an incorrigible lassitude. Would some valiant member divulge to me the criterion governing his expenditure of mental energy? I do not wish to resort to superanuated disciplinary methods sucofecion, but unless inherent, voluntary activity is evidenced, to what else can I resort?"
"You seem to have characteristic emotional obsessions. Your papers were vapid—veritable phantasies. To the tutored they may have appeared to be ages' saintly epistasis, tingling with piquant, and pervading paragraphs, curticed with an all-permeating, incise, inedible easyty; corusations of wisdom reeking with magnolliquent phrases—but to me, ah, to me they were but ill-disguised attempts at scholastic ingratiation."
COMMERCIAL FRENZY
In a recent article by Henri Julliot, noted French aeronaut, a startling angle on the present psychological condition of the commercial world was presented.
Juliot declared the cause of the ZR-2 catastrophe to be the hurried manner in which the ship was built. An impatient crew of naval aviators was waiting at the town in which the huge vessel was being constructed, anxious to take possession of the ship; an equally impatient crew of British aviators were waiting to effect the delivery. And an impatient body of workmen, skilled to the highest degree, it is true, but still intoxicated by the great rush under which they had worked during the five years of war, finished the job with satisfying speed, but with disastrous inadequacy.
M. Julliot supports his diagnosis of the commercial world with added illustrations. Very recently, in France, a huge railroad tunnel, pushed rapidly through a small range of mountains, collapsed upon two speeding trains, and thirty persons were killed. Just as recently, at Doppa, Germany, fourteen hundred persons went to their death in an explosion resulting from hurried production of explosive chemicals, hurriedly produced for no one knows what.
The diagnosis presented by M. Juliell is a very logical one. The business world may just as easily acquire the frenzy as any other world. For five hard, fevered years came the call of "Hurry! Hurry! Faster! Faster!" And the production was increased time and again. Time after time the "limit" was reached, only to be doubled within the week. The world went hurry-mad in its war-making. It has not yet recovered from its "pree", and is paying the price. Deplorable, it is true, but no more than natural. Five years of the
most violently agitated conditions were the cause; the only cure one can expect is another five years more in which to regain moderation.
Martel, famous French geologist attempts to starele the world with the theory that the enlargement of fissures in the subsoil together with the decrease in the amount of rain points to the fact that "humanity must prepare for a fight with thirst." At any rate this is one fight that the French will not find us unprepared to enter.
Some critic ventures to remark that the fire in the Women's Dormitory at Washburn College was caused by sparking, but the critic should remember that fire escapes are non-inflammable.
"Two Suits Involve Hubbard," says a recent headline. Most are involved with merely one.
Student Opinion
Why is it that we have sidewalk hogs in the Uni versity? Hogging is done in every walk of life but it seems to be an accomplished art on this campus. As one walks between buildings there are groups of three and four students who line themselves up across the not-too-wide sidewalk and proceed to carry on conversations with each other, completely ignoring the other people who would like to have the privilege of walking on the same concrete.
This is especially a disadvantage on rainy days. Those who have to go on the much-used sidewalk from West Ad to East Ad realize the complexity of the situation. This condition prevails on most of the campus sidewalks.
We should not be delayed by the "visiting walkera." Keen to the Right."
JAYHAWKS FLOWN
Chester Covey, c16, was married in Kansas City, Mo., to Helen Genet of Tulsa, Okla. Mr. Covey is in business in Tulsa with his father-in-law.
Rose Riste, B. S. '18, M. D. '20, was a visitor at the University last Thursday. Accompanied by Frances Bunge, A. B. '18, graduate nurse of 20, she is on her way to the Mary Wilson Sanitarium, the "tubercular hospital of the Methodist Church, at Tilaiam, Rajputana Province, North West Indin. The two young women, who have signed up for a five year stay, leave on January 1.
Elena Hopkins, A, B, '10, of New York City, is visiting with friends in Lawrence. Miss Hopkins is a daughter of the late Scott Hopkins, formerly a regent of the University, and is at present employed by a firm of attorneys on Broad Street, New York. She is spending her vacation at different points in Kansas. After being graduated from the University Miss Hopkins attended Bryn Mawr, and also the Simmons College in Boston. She received her law degree at Washburn.
Two University of Kansas alumni recently have become members of the faculty of the University of North Carolina. Martin T. Brooks, who received his Master's degree here in 1912, and has taught French at Harvard and at other universities, is an instructor in French at the North Carolina school. Honore Hoyt, who received his Master's degree in 1918, and who has taught economics in Beloit College and Delaware College, is now associate professor in economics, University of North Carolina.
Mount Oread Slants at Other Hills
There are more women than men enrolled in the College of Agriculture, Forestry and Home Economics at the University of Minnesota this year. The home economics division shows an increase of fifteen percent, while the agricultural division has a seven percent decrease.
The faculty committee of the University of Nebraska has sanctioned the existence on the campus this year of four new organizations: Kappa Epsilon, Chi Delta Chi, Zoology Society, and Delta Omicron.
McGill University, Montreal, has a fencing club. "The only trouble," mourns the McGill Daily, "is that the aspiring fenceers are handled by having no place large enough to fence in."
By way of condolence to McGill, the University of Kansas has already a place fenced, which the football team may discard some of these days for richer and more fertile fields in the new Stadium Field.
For the first time since 1914-1915, the all-fraternity scholastic average at the University of Washington is higher than the all-men's average during the school year 1920-1921. The all-sorority average was $^{\mathrm{higher}}$ than both the all-women's average and the all-university average. The fraternities have increased their average two points over the previous year and the sororites have raised their standing eight and one-half points, according to the report of executive secretary E. B. Stevens, in charge of the statistical department.
The sophomores and freshmen at the University of Colorado hold five contests during the first semester. If the freshmen are victorious, they can quit wearing their caps at Christmas. If not, the violators of freshman rules will find out that the water in Varsity Lake is cold water and that the wood around Boulder is hard wood and it might be added also for the sake of some K. u. nephoptes that the H2O in Potter's Lake is deadly exactly as warm as this scene of the year and is kept in a dive. This is not a warning, but a reminder handedly got tooby from an observer of some infringement of the diminutive headgear rule at the University.
versity of Oregon sold 1500 doughnuts last week, taking in over $75.00. The money is for the purpose of finding positions for women in journalism, whether they are members of the fraternity or not.
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ROOMS WANTED -To rent for night of Wednesday, November 23, to house returning alumni (men). Call 1442 Black 24 afterron 47-5-159
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FOR RENT一A first-class room for two young men at 1000 Miss.
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FOR RENT —Pleasant room for girls. Reasonable rates. 924 Miss. Phone 2322 White. 49-2-137
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BULLOCK PRINTING COMPANY.
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DALE PRINTING COMPANY. First class work. Prices reasonable. Phone 228. 1027 Mass. Street.
THE NEW FLORIST. Beil's Flower Shop. Corsages that please. $25½ Mass. St. Phone 128.
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