THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN EDITORIAL STAEF al student paper of the University of Kansas Editor-in-Chief Cowell Carlson Associate Editor George Gage News Editor Maxine Collins Lampas Editor Fred Elsworth Sport Editor Joe Turner Tectograph Editor Chadge Gray Eagle Tale Editor Lottie Leah Alumni Editor Chester Shaw BUSINESS STAFF Lloyd H. Tuppenthal Business Manager Jones Comelly Assistant Assistant Business Manager Jones Comelly Assistant Assistant Business Manager BOARD MEMBERS sutalla Dougherty Glick Schultz Arthur Garvin Phyllis Wingert Margaret Larkin Armena Rubumberger Pauline Miller Beverley Miller McVey Addison Massey Subscription price $2.50 in advance for the first nine months of the academic year; $2.00 for one semester; $5 per quarter. Entered as second-class mail matter September 17, 1910, at office at Lawrence, Kansas, under the March 8, 1911, order. Published in the afternoon five times a week by students in the Department of Journalism of the University of Kansas, from the press of the Department of Journalism. Address all communication to THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas Phones, K. U. 25 and 66 The Daily Kansan aims to picture the undergraduate life of the University of Kansas; to go further than merely printing the text; to play by playing the favorites; to be clean; to be cheerful; to be charitable; to be courageous; to leave more serious problems to solve; and to best of its ability the students of the University. MONDAY, NOVEMBER 7,1921 Establish a good look-out when you are a Freshman and you will have a better look-out when you graduate. INTELLECTUAL TOUCHDOWNS "C'mon, let's go to the show." "Can't. Got to study." "Can't Get to study." "Aw, you can do that later." "Guess that's right. Here goes Mr. Average Student doubtless is a procrastinator, but he is well-intentioned. Current opinion of him, however, does not give him credit. There are those who believe he is a procrastinator and idler. This mis-impression probably arises from the publicity given to football, dancing, and organization festivities. Mr. Average Student doesn't go about spreading the news that he has consumed so many kilowatts of electricity over his studies this semester. He doesn't make a point to tell how many A's and B's he has pulled. Such things are rather personal and are not written into the newspapers along side of sport returns. But because he is quiet about these things he has somehow left the impression on the public mind that he is a sluggard. In spite of the fact that faithfulness to study does not lend itself so readily to general public, we hope to make it known that Mr. Average Student has set accomplishment in class work as his quest goal. ghest goal. You don't have to get behind your studies to pursue them. Disarmament does not necessarily mean a violent transition into a state of coma where the element of pugnacity is unknown. We can still fight, and still have our wars—but we will not be able to kill an army of men in an hour with a barrage of stinging lead, or choke a city's population to death with a cloud of insidious poison gas. And such a prevention will be no small accomplishment toward a bigger and better Christendom. According to Mr. Edison's statement about college men, we ought not to have to send to Africa for ivory. Why is it easier to show your brass than your gold? HARD TIMES—A MODERN DRAYMA A portrait painter sat in his favorite cake sipping his wine. His first small bottle finished, he was about to order more when his eyes fell on a headline in the Figaro, "Hard Times Are Coming," so instead of ordering his usual second bottle he called for his check. "Is there anything wrong with the wine?" asked the landlord. "The wine is good, but I did not order a second bottle because hard times are coming and we must economize," explained the artist. "Hard times," said the landlord. "Then my wife must not order the silk dress we planned, but must take one of cotton." “Hard times,” repeated the dressmaker when the waist was canceled. “This is no time to expand. I must not make the improvements I had planned in the place.” not mase the improvements I had planned in the place.” "Hard times, eh?" said the builder when the dressmaker cancelled the building plans. "Then I cannot have my wife's portrait painted." So he wrote to the artist and canceled his order. After receiving the letter the artist went again to his favorite cafe and ordered a small bottle of wine to soothe him. On a nearby chair was the paper in which he had read of hard times two days before. He picked it up to read more closely and found it was two years old. —From The Tonopah Times, Tonopah, Nevada. Money talks allright, but we seldom ever have a conversation with it. TURNING THE LEAVES Just a bit o' books each day Is sure to drive dull care away. Private Taborley on his return from the war finds his former valet has unseated him in his fiancee's affections, and seeks solace in a flirtation with Maisie Lockwood, a daring young society matron. When the marriage of Miss Lockwood returns suddenly, Lord Taborley believes that he has loved only a quality in his clever enchantment. From his 'fool's paradise,' "Tabs" seeks to make a real choice and surprise himself, his finces, and the Oasis. (The book is based on a novel.) The Kingdom Round the Corner, by Connichy Dawson, tells which of youth, charm, or beauty finds its way to the heart. JAYHAWKS FLOWN Ray Runion, A.B.'21, is an editorial writer for the Kansas City Journal. Luther Hangen, A.B.20, is in the Exchange Department of the Kansas City Star. Frances Davis, fs, is a reporter, and writer of feature stories for the Kansas City Post. Lucile MacNaughton, A.B.192, is advertising manager for the Bunting Hardware Co. in Kansas City. Plain Tales from the Hill The Laws are the prize winning innovators when it comes to manners. They set the pace for the Hill, and a rather remarkable pace it is too, at times. From their thrones on the Law steps which they guard jealously against any outlander, they call the erring to justice. Recently they have struck upon the pretty and diverting custom of whistling wedding marches whenever a man and woman pass their steps together. It is their own individual manner of calling public attention to a "date." Sometimes the objects of such attention are looking forward to wedding marches; more often they are not, and in some cases they have already "been there." A professor accompanied by a women walked past the Law steps the other day. The professor did not look old, and his companion looked quite young. So the Laws swelled to the occasion. They whistled their wedding march long and lustily until the two had reached their destination. Then the profession smiled for the first time. "It's a good tune," he remarked, "But the Laws are ten years behind time." LOST-Shell rimed glasses with gold bows in black leather case. Lost between Fraser and Library, Monday, Reward. Call 256, Virginia Haynes. WANT ADS LOST—Pair of black kid gloves Nov. 5, between 717 Miss. and Spooner Library. Call 2331. Reward. LOST—Jewelled pin in form of German letter A. Return to Kansan Business Office. 41-2-130 WANTED—Boy roomate to share comfortable room. Call 927 Indiana. 41-2-129 Magazines and subscriptions to all papers—City Drug Store. (Adv.) Boncilla for that massage—City Drug Store. (Adv.) Montang's fine stationery is very exclusive—City Drug Store. (Adv.) Films of an sizes and kinds—just ask the City Drug Store. (Adv.) Nunnally Old Southern Chocolates are always fresh—City Drug Store. PROFESSIONAL CARDS LAWRENCE OPTICAL COMPANY (Ex- clusive Optometrists). Eyes. examin- ed; glasses made. Office 1025 Mass. DR. FLOREANCE BARROWS Osteopath Phone 2337, 909% Mass, SG. DALE PRINTING COMPANY. First phone 228. 107 Mass. Street. CHIROPRACTORS DRS, WELCH AND WELCH, CHIRO-PRACTORS, graduates of Palmer school. Phone 115. Office over Houk's. THE NEW FLORIST. Bell's Flower Shop. Corvatses that please. 825½ Mass. St. Phone 1329. BULLOCK PRINTING COMPANY. Stationery printing of all kinds from books to maps. THOMAS ELECTRIC SHOE SHOP. Rubber heels in 10 minutes any time. 1017% Mass. SHIMMONS BROTHERS PLUMBING. Heating and electric work. Phon- 161. Bowersock Theatre Bldg. 1329 OHIO STREET—Your Osteopath. Wan Vinkle. Auto-Strop razors ith the 30 day free trial.—City Drug Store. (Adv.) B. B. McCOLLOCH, Druggist F. Eastman Eskodak L. E. Waterman and Conklin Fountain Pens THE REXALL STORE 847 Mass. St. At the Theatres Varsity Bowersock TODAY ONLY DOUGLAS MAC LEAN IN "PASSING THRU" TOM MOORE A Christy Comedy IN "MADE IN HEAVEN" A Hall Room Comedy Wednesday and Thursday Wednesday Only MARSHALL NEILAN'S Latest Production "BITS OF LIFE" Shaving supplies of all kinds. You shave yourself and we furnish the sup- City Drug Store. (Adv.) Venida Hairnets, both single and double mesh—City Drug Store. (Adv.) Copyright 1921 Hart Schaffner & Marx THOSE are the things you want. You'll not find them where "selling at a price" is the main idea Where can you get the most style, quality-value? You'll find them where quality and style are of first importance;where there's a desire to give you all the quality your money can buy You'll find the things you want at this store where Hart Schaffner & Marx clothes are sold Peckham's Hart Schaffner & Marx clothes SOPH A Few Facts 4 Course Supper Hem's 10 Piece Orchestra Waxed Floors Fancy Favors November 18 HOP In Robinson Gymnasium