THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
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Official student paper of the University of Kansas
Editor-in-Chief ... Connell Carlson
Associate Editor... George Gage
News Editor... Colleen McColl
Campus Editor... Fred Elsworth
Sport Editor... Joe Turner
Telegraph Editor... Claude Gray
Journal Editor... Alex Leigh
Alumni Editor... Chester Shaw
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The Daily Kansan aims to picture the undergraduate life of the University of Kansas; to go for university trips; to appreciate the ideals the University holds; to play no favorites; to be claunched; to be cheerful; to be charitable; to be courageous; to leave more serious problems to solve; and to bear the best of its ability the students of the University.
MONDAY, NOVEMBER 7,1921
Who is he, that says George "Hungry" Hale is out of the game for good? Who is he, that is he, that has made his final touchdown, and is resting behind the goal-posts, ball in hand, with the crown of victory hailed o'er his leather helmet?
It is all of us—all who knew "Hungry"—all who saw him fight for Kansas—that know this positively.
It is he who "knows" what humans never will know—and yet believe with a firm conviction that is ingrained in every man's soul.
George Hale fought the good fight for his Alna Mater, for Potsy's family, for his fraternity brothers—for all who knew him as a K. U. man.
He has scored the greatest touchdown—and won the game.
Ninety-three cents of every dollar of national revenue is just ninety-three cents too much to put into the mailed fist of Mars.
What we need is more disarm-moments, and fewer hours spent in encounter a new poison gas.
As to why Kansas lost to Oklahoma, the following pertinent question, pat by one who saw the battle, advances a reasonable alibi: “How can a Jayhawk fight right when his own scratching kicks up so much dust that he can't see where he is going?
In notifying Lexington, Paul Revere was wise not to use the Lawrence Telephone Service.
New that the Lawrence Telephone Company has been granted another increase in 'phone rates, every subscriber should read Zechariah Chaffee's recent book, "Freedom of Speech."
The knowledge a teacher has is capital, getting it from him is labor, passing his exams is speculation.
To err is human. Therefore we are all humans.
Clothes these days don't make a man, they break him.
Plain Tales from the Hill
One of the fattest freshmen on the Hill stroked into hygiene class the other day, late as usual. The doctor stopped ominously and impressively in the midst of his lecture until the interruption had found a seat—then continued his discussion. But the leisurely freshman heard nothing. He was considering ways and means of getting back into the good graces of his professor.
By the time the whistle blew, he had solved the problem and was congratulating himself inwardly upon being equal to the situation. With a repentant and apologetic air, he approached his instructor in hygiene.
“Doctor,” he began, “I know I've been late to this class a lot, and I want to make up the time in whatever way you suggest.” The doctor looked him over grinily, and he said, “Write a me 2000 word thesis on how to get this.”
Another peculiarity of the English language:
Professor Mann: There are some other points we didn't bring out before which we had better bring in them.
Professor Irizarry to his Spanish I Students: I want you to write a composition, something simple. Just write about yourself.
Hobart Curl, A.B.21, is a reporter for the Kansas City Journal.
JAYHAWKS FLOWN
Eloise McNutt, A.B.290, is in the letter writing department of the Unity School of Practical Christianity at the University of Washington.
Harold "Dingy" Marshall, f4, has been handling the publicity correspondence for the American Legion Convention since August. He is in the law office of the Missouri City Law School next year, L.L.B. from City Law School next year.
IT'S A GOOD IDEA
Oswald wore his eleven pound A. E. F. hobnail shoes to class the other day. Every one wanted to know how to get them.
TURNING THE LEAVES
Just a bit o' books each day
Is sure to drive dull care away
Every secret a young man may have is betrayed by
Amory Blum in Sinclair Lewis's "Side of Parade."
From the first leave-taking of boyhood, through several hectic love affairs, Amory arrives at the goal of "experienced manhood" and portrays the trip in an utter distillation manner.
College life and fraternity experiences are told in a frank style, disclosing many and enlightening occurrences. Amory, dissatisfied, seeks something which he can profit by an early morning fog in his final attempt.
Early rising might likewise solve the problem for each of us—but luckily we can learn through Amory's experiences and we still sleep till noon.
Merely Mental Lapses
"Don't have to now, I have dropped his course." Scarlet and Black.
"Why don't you laugh at his jokes?"
Job Barrymere, my Jo, John
When we were first acquaint,
A six-hit or a dollar seat
Was good for any gent;
But now you hit my roll John,
For three and four per throw;
You surely clamp your lunch hooks on,
John Barrymere, my dough—Hullabaloo
"And when He returned, He found them asleep again, (for their eyes were heavy), neither wist they moved."
Glimpses from Galilee
"And when he had sent the multitudes away, he went up into a mountain apart to press and when the evening grew dark he rose up and looked out."
WANT ADS
LOST—Black suit case in front of high school. Initials M. W. Phone Kansan office. 37-5-122
LOST - Shell-ruled glasses with gold bows in black leather case. Lost between Fraser and Library, Monday. Reward. Call 295. Virginia Haynes.
FOR SALE - Motorcycle cheap for cash. Two speed. Phone 1625, Seiger, 1346 New Hampshire, 37-5-123
DE LUXE CAFE
WANTED—A few students to represent me in their spare time in a money making proposition. Write for full particulars. C. K. Kenyon Aetna Bldg., Kota, Kansas. 40-1-25
"Where Service Counts"
Newly remodelled restaurant. Open Day and Night—We Never Close—
FOR RENT—Room for boys. Modern house, furnace heat. 1417 Kentucky street. 40-2-128
WANTED—Girl roommate to share pleasant room at 1011 Tenn. Call 2137. 40-2-127
Rankin Drug Store.—Adv.
Nyal's Huskies for that cold.—
F. B. McCOLLOCH, Druggist
Pascoe Kelake
L. E. Waterman and Conklin
Fountain Pens
THE REXALL STORE 847 Mass. St.
"The Gift Shop"
A. MARKS & SON Jewelers
LAWRENCE, KANSAS
Established 1865
FOR the student or prof,
the superb VENUS outsells all for perfect pencil work in slack degrees and posing.
PROFESSIONAL CARDS
LAWRENCE OPTICAL COMPANY (E)
clusive Optomechanist.) Eyes exam
ined; glasses made. Office 1025 Mas
APARTMENTS
DS. WELCH AND WELCH, CHRO-
PRACTORS, graduates of Palmer
Phone 115. Office over Houk*
BULLOCK PRINTING COMPANY
Stationery-printing of all kinda
new things
DALE PRINTING COMPANY. First class work. Prices reasonable. Phone 225. 1027 Mass. Street.
CHIROPRACTORS
DR. FLORIENCE BARROWS Osteopath
Dhaka 78911 99911 Mass Of
THE NEW FLOISTH. Bell's Flower
Mass. St. Phone 1-855-
825-MASS. The please.
$25%
SHIMMONS BROTHERS PLUMBING Heating and electric work. Phon 161. Bowersock Theatre Bldg.
THOMAS ELECTRIC SHOE SHOP.
Bare rubber heels in 10 minutes any time.
1017½ Mass.
1329 0110 STREET—Your Osteopath.
Van Winkle.
WHEN IS A
WHEN IS
SPOT
NOT A
SPOT?
THAT'S EASY
"AFTER WEVE CLEANED YOUR SUIT
Leave your garments at Houk's Barber Shop, or Call 499 We Deliver
STUDENT CLEANERS "Club" Fraker, Prop.
Phone 499 929 Mass.
"AFTER WE'VE CLEANED YOUR SHEET
- Films of all sizes and kinds—just ask the City Drug Store (Adv.)
Auto-Strop razors ith the 30 day free trial.-City Drug Store. (Adv.)
Boncilla for that massage.—City Drug Store. (Adv.)
"Suiting You"
THAT'S MY BUSINESS
WM. SCHULTZ
917 Mass. St.
Montang's fine stationery is very exclusive.-City Drug Store. (Adv.)
The College Tailor
833 MASS. ST.
RALPH W. WARD Florist
FLOWER SHOP
Lawrence, Kansas
GREENHOUSES 15th & Barker Ave.
Telephone 621
CAPITAL $100,000.00
SURPLUS $100,000.00
C. H. Tucker, C. A. Hill, D. C. Ashen, L. V. Miller, T. C. Green,
J. C. Moore, S. O. Bishop
C. H. Tucker, President
C. A. Hill, Vice-President and Chairman of the Board.
D. C. Asher, Cashier
Dick Williams, Assistant Cashier
W. E. Hazen, Assistant Cashier
American Legion Show
Bowersock Theater, Nov. 17 & 18
PRESENTING the 3 act farce comedy
"Captain Racket"
Big Beauty Chorus and Feature Specialties
SUPPER
Time:—Thursday, 6 p. m. sharp. Will be over by 8 o'clock Place:—Trinity Lutheran Church
Good Program
Good Eats
DON'T MISS IT
GHOSTS
Tne greatest play Lawrence will see this year
Great New York and foreign cast
BOWERSOCK
Tonight
Tickets $1.50
Some good seats left