THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
Official student paper of the University of Kansas
EDITORIAL STAFF
Editor-In-Chief ... Connell Carlson
Associate Editor ... George Gage
Newa Editor ... Marion Collin
Campus Editor ... Fred Ellsworth
Sport Editor ... Joe Turner
Telegraph Editor ... Claude Gray
Flight Editor ... Lottie Leesh
Alumni Editor ... Chester Shaw
Exchange Editor ... Elmer Saftert
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Jonah Connely Assistant Assistant Business Manager
Assistant Assistant Business Manager
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Entered as second-class mail matter September 17, 1860, at the office at Lawrence, Kansas, under the
Published in the afternoon five times a week by students in the Department of Journalism of the University of Kansas, from the press of the Department of Journalism.
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THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
Lawrence, Kansas
Physic. K. U. 25 and 66
The Daily Kaaan aims to picture the undergraduate life of the University of Kannas; to go further than merely painting the Iowa by playful, no-favorites; to be clean; to be cheerful; to be charitable; to be courageous; to leave more serious problems to the students of the University.
MONDAY, OCTOBER 31, 1921
SOME CHRISTENING
An historic day for K. U.I.
A memorable scene!
A wholesome, satisfying, red blooded victory!
What more shall we say of the game that initiated our great stadium field into usefulness? Surely our
It is now history, and can never be taken from us, that our team, charged with the impulse of the occasion, did valiantly plow through the opponent's line and otherwise frustrate him with amazing cleverness. The men of the Crimson and Blue christened the virgin gridiron with three consecutive touchdowns.
Defiant rested on not our deadliest rival, but on our friendliest foe. We rejoice in our victory, and at the same time, extend to the Aggies the hand of fellowship and, yes, even sympathy. For they were ambitious—and lost.
THINK THEM OVER, MEN
It's not Kansas? City that K. U. men will see tomorrow—It's Everybuddle's City. The state line will not be drawn.
Inasmuch as the coming convention of the American Legion is to be a forum of nation-wide discussion, it might be well for K. U. members to inform ourselves about the real issues which will be at stake. For upon the college man will fall much of the responsibility in deciding the Legions' course of action.
Without attempting any comment, let us list a few of the paramount issues which will be placed before the convention;
No greater nor more damning accusation has been made against the world war veterans' organization than that its primary purpose is not constructive legislation so much as organized law breaking. It must indeed be hard for a trusting populace to believe that men who talk of nothing but booze—and more booze, are bound for Kansas City on an errand of business.
1 Interpretation of the Legion's policy of political neutrality.
2 The unemployment situation.
3 The operation of the Veteran's Bureau and the general care and treatment of the disabled.
4 The question of Federal adjusted compensation.
6 Limitation of armaments.
These are only a few of the most outstanding problems which must be settled. We are not asked to judge each one individually. We are simply asked to share in the discussion. And it behoves a few of us to stick in an ear here and there, or quit crabbing about what the other fellow does.
"Unshackling of Missouri," read a headline in the Kansas City Star. Do you suppose they could be speaking of the University?
CONCERT TONIGHT—LET'S GO
Tonight, in Robinson Gym, Mabel Garrison will usher in the 1921 University Concert Course. She will sing many kinds of songs with a voice that is considered to be one of America's best.
If we were in New York, we would consider it a rare privilege to pay several dollars to hear Habel Garrison, or any of the other artists included in this winter's concert series. It is our good fortune, however, that we need not wait until we reach that metropolis, to enjoy them.
The next patch of grass is no greener than our own. We may hear, right here in Lawrence, not just one, but all of these artists for the very small sum of four or five dollars.
No person is truly educated unless he has done all he can toward developing a sense of art appreciation.
In this opportunity there is a triple inducement—pleasure, self-culture, and the support of the Middle-east's growing reputation as an art center.
Let's prove to the management in charge of the Course that we appreciate and hasten to take advantage of the opportunity offered us in this concert series, by getting in on the very first number. It will be well worth while.
We, like Marshall Fech, believe that a pencil is a good sword. However, if its just the same to him, we feel a sword might be more effective on some quiz papers.
The International Institute of Bibliography at Brussels has undertaken the job of collecting the names of all the books ever written. So far they have only compiled twelve million cards. An Englishman criticises them for their incompleteness and suggests that an American finish the job. Doubtless he wishes to shift the responsibility to the land of Harold Bell Wright, Gene Stratton Porter and Horatio Alger.
Plain Tales from the Hill
"Hold that line, Aggies," screamed one of the cheerleaders Saturday.
"Hold nothing," retorted a dayhawk enthusiastic.
"How are you going to keep water from going through a wall?"
The high school editors took such a unanimous interest in the mechanical side of the Kansas Friday that some of the printers were led to remark that there was an excitement in the back office since the war ended.
In addressing the high school editors the other day, "Piece" Allen told the following story.
The Korean women are extremely politely. They never forget their matters. A Korean woman was on her death bed. The doctor had given up all hopes for her survival and ended the end. The woman raised her eyes as it to speak.
"Yes," said the doctor, kindly, "what is it?"
"You'll pardon me, doctor, if I pass on before you?" she whispered.
And the doctor let her pass.
WHAT PROFESSORS TALK ABOUT: OVERHEARD
"Why I didn't know that Miss ... was taking that course."
"Oh yes, she enrolled in it because Mr; ... did."
JAYHAWKS FLOWN
C, H. Hettel, A.B. 20, is principal of the high school at Smith Center, Kan.
Chester Farnsworth, A.B., '12, has been secretary
over manager of the Steiner Motor Company of
New York.
Maude E. Glaseo, A.B. '20, is teaching in the Wichita schools.
Up to time to go to press, only sixy九-nine students had commented on the business-college appearance of the new Kansan news room, according to Oswald, who is a statistician of no mean ability.
Merely Mental Lapses
"You'll have to hand it to him" remarked the font-
ian as the left end dropped a forward pass—Yoo
Doo.
THEY OUGHT TO KNOW
Dr. : "This is the third time you have been late to
Don't you know you can't stay the flight of
time?"
First Cannibal—"I have a stomach ache."
Fish: "Oh, I don't know. I just stopped a couple of minutes down the street."—Mugwump.
Before me, a National Public in and for the State and Parliament, who have been daily dawn according to the schedule of the University Daily Kansan, and that the following are members of the University Daily Kansan, and that the following are members of the ownership management and circulation, etc., with a copy required, by the Act of Congress of Aug. 19, 1867, in section 43, *Postal Laws and Regulations*, to be inserted
Second Cannibal—"It must be that undergraduate." —Goblin.
of University Dallas, Kansas, published 5 days a week at Lawrence, Kansas, for October 1, 1921.
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CIRCUIT, OR BUSINESS ACT
OF CONGRESS OF AUGUST 41, 2015
1. That the names and addresses of the publisher,
the names and addresses of the business managers are.
Publisher names.
Publisher addresses.
Editors, University Daily Kansan Board, Lawrence,
Kansas.
Kansas
Editors, Editors, University Daily Kansas Board
Lawrence Kansas
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2. That the known bondholders, mortgages, and other creditors may have more than a more or more of total amount of bonds, mortgages, or other assets owned by the borrowers.
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1. That the average number of copies of each issue is approximately one-third of the total number or otherwise, to paid subscribers during the six months preceding publication.
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S sworn to and subscribed before this day 21st of Sept. 1931.
Intra-Mural football will swing into action Wednesday, Oct. 26, according to the Daily Nebraska, when the Colleges of business administration and engineering send their men to battle on the gridiron.
On Other Hills
(SEAL)
(Signed)
(My commission expires Aug. 1st, 1822)
In order that they may recognize the Freshman Laws, and so be able to show them "fatherly tenderness and consideration," the Senior Laws of McGill University have ruled that their proteges wear about their necks a highly decorative red and white handkerchief.
Students have been turned away from the Northwestern School of Music, enrollment having reached the limit of its capacity.
K. U, women students should consider themselves lucky when they take into consideration that at Oberlin College underclass women must be in at 8:00 o'clock and upperclass women at 9:40. Dances always start before 10:45, so you are one or two during the year are over at 9:45, or 10:00 o'clock at the latest
A gift of some 200 manuscript documents, by Pitt, Pock, and Burke at least one-half of which pertain drectly to America and some of whie to the Revolutionary War. He has given to the University of Michigan.
A full number of Cadets are enlisted in the R. O. T. C, of the University of Iowa.
Northwestern University offers good religious education. Many N. U. graduates are in foreign missionary work.
Louise Harford, c23, will spend the week end at her home in Kansas City.
The statement concerning the awarding of the W. S. G. A. scholarships has been misquoted. The organized house with more than ten will receive $25 and with less will receive $15. Any house having more than three students may compete.
Goes a Month Without a Drink
TICK the end of the mark
pump—in kitty in a jiffy with
the Little Red Pump-
finger for forget about
it for a month.
Good-bye to the Rubber Sack!
The Dum-Pen holds several
tools in its as any other self-
felling because the Dum-Pen has
no space-consuming rubble
DUNN-PENI
WANT ADS
The Fountain Pen with the Little Red Pump-Handle
Doesn't leak, clog, or flood and automatically cleans itself while you are filling up the toilet and please supremely.
4 Simple Parts
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4 Popular Pen-Points
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(in the U. S.)
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A. G. ALRICH 736 Mass. St.
WANTED—Steganographic work at-
terrors except Monday. Call 1117.
Pauline Anker 33-5-109.
WANTED—Stenographic work af-
HARDING BEADS—Product of disabled Veterans on display at Rankin Drug Store. Made to order in your favorite color—E. P. Scrinerer 1125 Tenn. or call 1572 Black. 34-3-112
FOR RENT—Room for one or two boys at 1110 Vermont. Phone 2226 Red. 35-5-14
LOST—Coin purse containing two keys. Important. Please return to I221 Oread. 35-2-113
PROFESSIONAL CARDS
LAWRENCE OPTICAL COMPANY (Exclusive Optometrist)  Eyes examined; glasses made; Office 1025 Massa
CHIROPRACTORS
DRS, WELCH AND WELCH, CHIRO-
PRACTORS, graduates of Palmer
school Phone 115. Office over Houk's.
DR. FLORELL BARROWS, Osteopath
Phone 2237, 909% Mass. SL
BULLOCK PRINTING COMPANY.
Stationery-printing of all kinds
Powersook Dildz
DALE PRINTING COMPANY. First class work. Prices reasonable. Phone 223, 1027 Mass. Street.
THE NEW FLORIST. Bell's Flower
that please. 825%+
Magst. Phone 1339.
THOMAS ELECTRIC SHOE SHOP
Rubber heels in 10 minutes any time
1617½ Mass.
SHIMMONS BROTHERS PLUMBING,
Heating and electric work, Phone
161. Bowersock Theatre Bldg.
F. B. McCOLLOCH, Druggist
Festman Kodaks
Bacowell
L. E. Waterman and Conklin
Dana
E. Waterman and Conkil
Fountain Pens
THE REXALL STORE
847 Mass, St.
FOR the student or prof,
the superb VENUS outlaws all for perfect pencil
skills, black degrees and
3 copying.
BOWERSOCK THEATRE, TUESDAY, NOV. 1ST
RICHARD WALTON TULLY, Presents
THE FASCINATING ROMANCE
A brilliant new cast with Ann Reader.
The Massive New Scenic Production Makes the Charm of the Theater Thank Ever Seats at Theatre Box Office Saturday, Oct. 29
Prices—$7.50, $1.00, $1.50, $2.00, Plus Tax
Venida hairnets, cap shape, sterilized.-City Drug Store.-adv.
Phone 101 for that cleaning and pressing.—Advance Cleaners.—adv.
Nunnally's Old Southern Chocolates for the game. City Drug Store.adv.
Powder Puffs, all kinds and sizes.— Rankin Drug Store.—adv.
One-O-One and get it done.—Advance Cleaners.—adv.
Pal Pencils, $1.—City Drug Store.
-adv.
We make clothes good as new by our scientific method of cleaning,—the Advance cleaners,—adv.
Parker Lucky Curve fountain pen are dependable—City Drug Store—adv.
Finer assortment of Johnston's famous chocolate. Fresh every week.
—Rankin Drug Store—adv.
'Suiting You'
THAT'S MY BUSINESS
WM. SCHULTZ
917 Mass, St.
BELL'S FLOWER SHOP
Best of Flowers
Best of Service
At a Reasonable Price
51/4 Mass. St.
825 $ \frac{1}{2} $ Mass. St.
Phone 139
PHONE 148
Peerless, Chandler and Hudson seven passenger Sedans
Train Calls
Party Work
Country Trip
Call one-four-eight
C. H. Tucker, President
CAPITAL $100,000.00
WATKINS NATIONAL BANK
C. H. Tucker, President
C. A. Hill, Vice-President and
Chairman of the Board.
D. C. Asher, Cashier
DIRECTORS
SURPLUS $100,000.00
D. C. Ashar, Cashier
Dick Williams, Assistant Cashier
W. E. Hazen, Assistant Cashier
C. H. Tucker, C. A. Hill, D. C. Ashen, L. V. Miller, T. C. Green,
J. C. Moore, S. O. Bishop
T HAT you may have good Health, an may be more Efficient, I am—
Sincerely, Your Osteopath
Dr. A. J. Van Winkle 1329 Ohio Street
Reserve your berth space in through Pullman on The California Limited or The Missionary, so you can stop at least two days at the Camp and California — or, take the Navajo or the Scout.
The trails are open all the year. You will find summer at the river, 6000 feet below the rim. El Tovar Hotel and Bright Angel Cottages never close.
You will enjoy every minute of this detour. Fred Harvey meals all the way.
W. W. BURNETT Agent
Write, phone or call and let me help your trip. Aak for "Grand Canyon Outing" and "California Fiction Book."
Phone 32, Lawrence, Kan