THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN ter of the University of Kansas EDITORIAL STAFF Editor-in-Chief ... Connell Carlson Associate Editor ... George Glazer Museum Director ... James Clayton Campus Editor ... Fred Ellsworth Sport Editor ... Jeffrey Farr Graphic Editor ... Claude Gray Flat Takes Editor ... Lottie Loach Alumni Editor ... Charlie Shaw Schreiber Editor ... Elmer Seitert BUSINESS STAFF Lloyd H. Ruperton Jane Connolly Assistant Business Manager Assistant Business Manager BOARD MEMBERS Eukala Dougherty Glick Schultz Arbur Garvin Phyllis Wingert Marguerite Larkin Armeni Bombberger Todd Van Klaan Josh Miller George McVele Addison Massey Subscription price $2.50 in advance for the first nine months of the academic year; $2.00 for one semester; 50 cents a month; 15 cents a week. Entered as second-class mail matter September 17, 1938, at the office at Lawrence, Kansas, under the direction of the U.S. Postmaster General. Published in the afternoon five times a week by students in the Department of Journalism of the University of Kansas, from the press of the Department of Journalism. Address all communication to THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas Phones, K. U. 25 and 66 The Daily Kansan aims to picture the undergraduate life of the University of Kansas; to go forward than merely priming the news by play no favorites; to be clean, to be cheerful; to be charitable; to be courageous; to leave more serious problems to students; and to bear the host of its ability the students of the University. THURSDAY, OCTOBER 27, 1921 Kipling once said that East is East and West is West and never the twain shall meet. But what of the Montana wild cat that was hustled in an air plane to be presented to Marshal Foch of France? HOLD IT DOWN. BOYS Couched in the language of our imitative cheerleader, "hold it down, boys" is a healthy warning which we all need to observe when those 1500 Agree loyalists enter our front yard Saturday afternoon. They will be down here for "bear," or rather Jay-hawk, these fifteen hundred Ags from up the Kaw—but they will also be down here as our guests. And it is as guests that we should treat them, despite the fact that on the football field we'll not handle them with gloves. Last Saturday night the Aggies themselves got a little too exuberant, and from all accounts, the hot blood of victory still surges through their veins. It is well that we meet them with lots of Jayhawk fight, but also with an equal amount of Jayhawk good-sense and hospitality. After-all, they're fellow-Kansans, with common interests, common homes and common ideals. Let's entertain them as such in the breathing spells between the quarters Saturday, and after the game is over. According to reports of Ex-Empress Zita of Hungary, emperors are not to be trusted out alone—even on as small an errand as regaining a throne. AUTUMN MEMORIES Soon these autumn days will be a memory. To some of us, only a vague memory, but to others, a memory of colorful trees and flaming sunsets. And how tart the morning air—breathlessly still, except for students breathe heavily in their sleep. No longer do flocks of birds chirp in their delirious zeat to awaken the slumberer. All is quiet. But to the early riser—who watches the great sun of morning rise like a golden ball in the pale horizon of the east; who sees the flurry of circus clouds above it etched faintly with its light; and who feels the piquancy of the cool air, cut almost visibly by long shadows across street and walk and lawn—to him the sheer vigor of these autumn mornings must surely find a happy memory. Thomas Edison says the world is becoming too complex. That is what we think about examination time. O. HIGH SCHOOL EDITORS! What do you think of us, after your initial visit on the Hill? Of course by now you've been over the Campus, mixed with the "xultitude," and become acquainted with K. U.'s own newspaper home and journalistic family. Aren't we a variegated group? Not so many years ago, most of us were in the same shoes as you. True, only a small portion of our thirty-five hundred strong are journalists, or former high school editors,, but all the same, we know the general viewpoint from which you look at a University and all its characteristic customs. One thing we want all you to feel in common—and that is, that we're glad to have you here. You come from our own state, from our own home towns, from our own home folks. You give us a greeting from them, and we're glad to be remembered. Be sure and greet them for us in return, when you go back. And now—we hope you'll learn gobs about journalism from talking to one another, and K. U.'s department—and also, that you'll like K. U. herself for what she really is: Your University, our University, every true Kansas's University! SHIFTLESS YOUTH Booth Tarkington, one of America's most brilliant novelists, has revealed the truth about his younger days. He confesses that up to the time he was thirty years old, he earned the exact sum of sixty-seven dollars and sixty-seven and a half cents. The seven and a half cents, says he, he was his share of a joint wage received by him and another boy for shoveling snow. He spent the half cent for a stick of candy. "My first ambition," says Tarkington, "was to be an artist, not a financier or writer." Which all tends to show that not every genius was a boy prodigy, as our mothers have taught us ever since they tucked our books under our arms, gave our tousted heads a pat, and sent us off to school. And yet you can't blame the mothers. Theres was legitimate trick of the parent's trade, shall we call it? They needed a way to arouse our interests and stir our ambitions—but they never cited a case like Booth Tarkington's as an example. It was Lincoln, Washington, and Napoleon that were referred to, and followed by admonition that every boy had a chance to become president. Yes, it's plain to see, looking back over the past, that our parents were sagacious. But oh, for just a mere inking of the real truth what a balm 'twould have been to many a troubled childish conscience as it saw the way to the president's chair darkly obscured because of a violation of Washington's faultless "never told a lie" youth! Plain Tales from the Hill In feature writing class—Dr. Mahin: The title of this article is “Filling Stations.” Isn't that too general? What title would you give it Mr. McVey? Mr. McVey: "Cafeterias." In the discussion of "Consumption," Professor Feis remarked in an Economics I class, that automobile producers didn't have such luck as the producers of workhorses. He wrote that they had to short automobiles one season and long ones the next. Uppercaseclause—"Well, judging from your actions, you certainly need one—K, U, Wit. Frosh—"See my new directory?" "See my new engagement pin?" asked the fair one, displaying a beautifully jeweled cinnamon of a well-curled bobblehead. "Now what Sunday School have you joined, my句 ask?" consoled the timid freshman knight—Kansas Cau A certain young Soph was determined to "bum" his way to Ames Saturday and being a college man, he naturally chose the inside of the train. Everything went fine for a time, and the traveler felt so confident that he thought it would be perfectly proper to talk to the juvenile looking man sitting in the next seat. The result was that the student talked to the only "spitter" in the thirteen cars. He paid his fare. JAYHAWKS FLOWN Karl H. White, *e*21, writes: "I am now located in the designing department of the Aeromarine Plane and Motor Company of Keyport, New Jersey. Being on the bay, it is an ideal sport for all flying boats." Harold Sinclair, fe'19-20, is working in the Santa Fe offices in Topeka. Sinclair expects to return to the University next year. Myrl Elspinger, fs 17-20, spent last winter teaching in the Flathead country of Montana. Her permanent address is 4503 Eaton, Rosedale. The mention of Montana causes greatmirth to descend upon Owald. When asked why he was laughing, he said: "Oh, it just makes me think of a friend of mine whom I once met in the station in Omaha. I asked her to tell me about her." Seventy-one delegates from sixteen different high school are registered for the second annual convention of the Iowa High School Press which meets at Grinnell College Friday and Saturday, October 28-29. Mount Oread Slants at Other Hills "Herdin' sheep out in Monta-a-a-na," he blasted. "Where you go now?'' I asked. here you going now? I asked "I'm goin' ba-a-a-ck." The entire freshman class of the University of North Dakota has voted unanimously for the complete abolishment of unofficial hazing. The Michigan Daily will publish four football extraxs, giving a play by play story of each of the four Conference football games played by the University of Michigan team this season. WANT ADS YOUR CHRISTMAS troubles solved by buying a Navajo Indian Art Square for table, doorway or wall New lot just in. Also larger rugs Part of a liberal education to see a wonderful collection. Come and see them. 1-2 mile west of K. U. Phone 1620 Black. 31-5-106 McGill and Toronto fought for sixty minutes in a football game last Saturday, and the best efforts of each team could not change the 4-4 tie score. A substitute saved the day for McGill when he made a sensational catch in the last few minutes of play. Both teams fought to the point of exhaustion, and many subliminal reports showed that the game caused as great a nervous strain in the 13,000 spectators as it did on the players, and many of the interested watchers claimed that they had such a strenuous afternoon watching the battle that they were as pleased as the players when the final whistle blew. All sincerely hoped that they would not witness a similar context, although all the spectators who watched the game have missed seeing the game under any consideration. LOST—Season football ticket number 361. Call 389. Reward. 31-5-104. LOST—Alpha Sigma pin between 14th and 16th on Tenn. Phone 1349 Red. M. W. Brown. 31-5-103 FOR RENT - Two large furnished rooms for light housekeeping. Call 1454 Blue or 1474 Vermont. 31-1-505 WANTED—Stenographic work after noonns except Monday. Call 1117. Pauline Anker. 33-5-109 WANTED—Experienced stewardess for club, Brockett Club 1414 Tenn. 34-5-111 The McGill-Toronto francs may bring back to Kanada sweet memories of the 20 to 20 tie with Nebraska HARDING BEADS-Product of disabil- 驳 Veterans on display at Rankin Drug Store. Made to order in your favorite color—E. P. Scri- rive. ner 1125 Tenn. or call 1572 Black. 34.3-11 Football results of the Valley, Saturday evening—City Drug Store—adv. If they are soiled, 'phone 101, we call and get 'em.—Advance Cleaners. —adv. Garden Glow perfume and toilet writers for milady.-Rankin Drug Store.-adv. Get it done—call one-o-one.—Advance cleaners.—adv. After the game send your clothes to Advance Cleaning Company.—adv. Magazines and periodicals, latest issue.—Rankin Drug Store.—adv. PROFESSIONAL CARDS LAWRENCE OFFICE COMPANY (EX- cellent office, glassware made, glassware made, Office 1803 Massey CHIROPHRACTORS DW. WASHINGTON CHIRO-PHA- TRUCTORS, graduates of Palmer school, Phone 115, Office over Houk® DR. FLORENESS BARRHOUR, Osteopath DR. FLORENESS BARRHOUR, BULLOCK BULLOCK PRINTING COMPANY. Printing of all kinds Downs Bowiek GL BELL'S FLOWER SHOP Best of Flowers Best of Service At a Reasonable Price 825 $ \frac{1}{2} $ Mass. St. Phone 139 BOWERSOCK THEATRE, TUESDAY. NOV. 1ST. RICHARD WALTON TULLY, Presents THE FASCINATING ROMANCE A brilliant new cast with Ann Reader. The Massive New Scenic Production Makes the Charm of the Season than Ever Seats at Theatre Box Office Saturday, Oct. 29 Prices—75c, $1.00, $1.50, $2.00, Plus Tax DALE PRINTING COMPANY. First class work. Prices reasonable. Phone 229, 1027 Mass. Street. THOMAS ELECTRIC SHOE SHOP Tubber heels in 10 minutes any time. 1017½ Mass. THE NEW FLORIST. Bell's Flower Shop, Corrsages that please. 825% Jazmst. Phone 139. SHIMMONS BROTHERS PLUMBING, Heating and electric work. Phone 161. Bowersock Theatre Bldg. WHAT if your clothes do get dirty at the game? YOU'LL feel so good when we've won, that you'll want to call No. seven five right away and have us call for your things. NEW YORK CLEANERS ERNEST W. YOUNG, Owner 836 Mass. St. Every K. U. Student Knows Squires Photographs SQUIRES 1035 Mass. The College Photographer Yes— We are making the Jayhawker Photographs. Make your appointments early.