THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
Official student paper of the University of Kansas
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Entered as second-class mail matter September 17
1939 at the office of Lawrence, Kansas, under the
presidency of President Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Published in the afternoon five times a week by students in the Department of Journalism of the University of Kansas, from the press of the Department of Journalism.
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The Daily Kansan always to picture the undergraduate life of the University of Kansas; to go further than merely printing the news by standing for the students; to be courageous, to be clean; to be cheerful; to be charitable; to be courageous; to leave more serious problems to the students; to be the best of its ability the students of the University.
TUESDAY, OCTOBER 25,1921
All comentators on Kansan editorials, and those who would give vent to a campus opinion, are requested to sign their names to articles as evidence of good faith. These names will not be printed unless desired—Editor, Daily Kansan.
WHY "BUST A LUNG?"
By way of variety, Mr. Cheerleader, why not:
way of variety, Mr. Cheerleader,
1. Rend the bronchus
2. Pop the membrane
3. Dash the air cells
4. Explode the diaphragm
5. Shatter the windpipe
6. Reptute the sacs
7. Ruffle the thorax
8. Touse the ribs
9. Fracture the spine
10. Crack the heart
11. Impair the ventricles
12. Rive the auricles
13. Wrench the neck
14. Detonate the pharynx
15. Tear the gutlet
16. Cleave the jaws
17. Split the tongue
18. Rip the palate
We know the Turks are down to the last notch. The only harrow now in that country is run by a Frenchman.
BUT NOT SPREAD-EAGLE AMERICANISM
This week attention will center in the American Legion's convention in Kansas City. Thousands of former service men will assemble to meet their former "buddies" and to "re-hash" the old times. A large number of students in this and other universities are Legion members and may be expected to take an active part in the affairs of the organization.
This convention should be more than a big "blow-out!" for the purpose of painting the town red; it should be more than a mere renewing of old friendships; it should be more than a display of patriotism. Each of these may be commendable in itself, but there is a bigger and more vital work to be done. These are troubled times. Some of the gravest problems in the history of the nation are demanding solution. The men who now constitute the Legion were not backward in offering their services in 17, nor will they be today. The difficulty is that they often lack a clear-cut perception of the problems at issue. Their efforts are not infrequently misdirected by unscrupulous leaders who have an axe to grind. An organization possessing the latent power of the American Legion should accomplish more than a hysterical and often unjust persecution of so-called "radicals." Its program should be based on something liver and sounder than the conventional soap-box brand of "Americanism."
Here the Legion men of the colleges and universities have a great opportunity. They represent Legion Posts scattered all over the country. They have had training to see and meet the big questions of the day. Probably the future control of the Legion will resolve largely into their hands. Therefore every college Legion man should take an active and intelligent part in the affairs of that organization, with the aim of developing a broader and softer program and directing its energies into activities that will serve a vital and useful part in the life of the nation.
Ex-service men are scouring Kansas City for rooms to "do the convention in says the Star. Ah hā—so that's why the high rents in Lawrence; the demand is greater than the supply only thirty-five miles away.
"America's future lies in its children" declares Theodore Roosevelt, Assistant Secretary of the Navy, in a recent interview for the New York Herald. Wonder who discovered America?
Today's Peep in the Mirror
Two young women students started from Spooner Library the other day to attend a ten-thirty class in the Administration Building. Now, these women were very fond of each other, and, of course, they could not be expected to walk all that distance without having their arms locked around each other all the time. But this is no easy task for the University which has the reputation of pliding all the most beautiful young ladies that can possibly be landed.
The two young co-eds were not the only ones, however, that had classes in Administration Building at ten-thirty. Nor were they the only ones who were making their exit from Spooner Library at that particular hour. It so happened on the day mentioned, when these two "sisters" fared forth from the Library, that a young man with a brand new pair of low-cups was, also, a pedestrian enroute to the west part of the campas. A new pair of low-cups is no small object of pride to a college man, and this New Rome was no doubt pushed aside. He did not intend to be pushed off the sidewalk to spoil the shine of his new shoes. He was determined that if there was any detour from the walks, the other fellow, male or female, should detour.
As chance would have it, Romeo fell in behind the two charming "sisters". Now, Romeo did not happen to know the two damsels just ahead of him on the way over to his class in voice instruction, or he might have had a still more enjoyable trip. But he was not acquainted with the beauties, and the only thing for him to do was to follow his interference—and wonderful interference it was, too!
The "sisters" reached Green Hall before they met any of their fair friends from the Tappa Tao sorority.
“Oh, honey, was that quiz so very hard,” inquired the fair ones of their sister coming from the west. Then they held a chapter meeting on the walk. Other students went around them, but Romeo did not intend to ruin his new socks. He waited until the passersby and body clattered out the lap of their journey, again and fell in behind them.
Thus the two "sisters" and Romeo made their way over to the Administration Building. Every time that the "sisters" stopped to stage a reception, Romeo was a guest—even though he was never invited. The conversation indulged in by the Tappus went something like this: "Oh, honey, I just passed Lucretia up the line. Did you get my paper from Professor Knowles? No, no." Did you see Bob? Thanks awfully. Hello, honey." Romeo listened with much interest to this co-ed prattle. It was so newsy.
Finally after making social calls on all their friends whom they met on the sidewalk, the "sisters" arrived at the Administration Building. Romeo arrived in the same mass. He followed his interference perfectly. Here was a wide place in the walk, and if he could manage to get through the mob of cigarret smokers and star gazers blocking the entrance, he might yet get to his music class on time. He took a chance on spoiling his new low-cuts and pushed his way through the crowd.
Romeo rushed into his class room after the professor had finished calling the roll.
"Well, I'll get an absence, but I saved my shoes," he sighed as he floped his tired frame down into a seat. "Those were surely swell parties that I attended on the way over."
Jayhawks Flown
Evelyn Cruzan, A.B., '17, is teaching Vocational Home Economics at Bebany, Mo.
Herbert S. Maxwell, 721, writes from Hopkins, Missori, "Graduated in Medicine at Washington University, St. Louis, in 1914. Located at Hopkins, M. Served in World War II as Captain, Medical Corps. With his brother, Richard, he joined the mission. Elisha Ruth, five years ago, and George Robert, ten months old. Hope both will attend K. U."
And now Oswald is cussing because he didn't take a business course. However, he has written to inquire if the Moon-Shine company wishes to hire any unskilled labor.
Chicago—that little town where one-half of the police are accused of being bootleggers, and the other half booze drinkers—carries on its tax roll the name of the company, now a accountant for the National Insurance Company.
Florence Rale, fs 09-10, is a stenographer in the sales office of the Moon-Shine Manufacturing Company at Kansas City, Missouri, and lives at 2430 Morroe Avenue.
All classes at the University of Washington will be dismissed at twelve o'clock a. m. on Armistice Day, November 11. There will be no program on the campus for the parade. O. T. C. will participate in the parade down town.
Mount Oread Slants at Other Hills
--held in Myers Hall, Thursday afternoon at 3 o'clock—Mrs. Charles Sterling, Press.
"Sport Editor announces that the big intersectional football game between San Quentin and Sing Sing will not be played this year, as the San Quentin quarterback game of the game."—University of Washington Daily.
Out at the University of Washington they have co-ed football flippers. Food and fun reign supreme at these exclusive female functions, and every woman is expected to go and take her freshman "sister." The committee in charge of the frolic sees that the freshmen are introduced to the older women at the University. Students are devoured the young women go to the Stadium for gridiron battles, according to the Duality Daily.
It might be that they could find a substitute for the quarterback. Most teams have a reserve quarter. This would be a good way to utilize extra talent, and the team's quarter would rather buck the line than the scaffold.
Wonder if the way they the "objectionables" at these trilies the way the W, S, G, A. women at K, U. treat them?
Opera rehearsals will be held to-night in Room 10, Central Ad at 7:15 p. m.
'ANNOUNCEMENTS
Junior hockey practice for all junior women every Monday and Thursday at 4:30.
The Rota Society of the University will hold a meeting Tuesday evening at 7:30 o'clock at 1299 Oread.
Kappa Phi will meet at Myers Hall Wednesday, October 26, at 7 o'clock.
The Y. M, C. A. Employment Bureau has a tailoring job open for a student who can do altering and repairing.
K, U. Ad Club will hold an open forum meeting Thursday evening. Visiting high school editors will be special guests.
There will be an important meeting of the Board of Directors of the Y. M. C. A. at 7:30 candle, Tuesday eve. The board will attend front street — P.B. Lewain, Chairman.
All former students of the Junior College of Kansas City, Mo., are requested to be present at the formation of the permanent organization of a Junior College Club, which will take place in October, 25 in Room 116 Fraser.
The K. U. D. James will meet Wednesday, October 26, at 3:00 o'clock, at the home of Mrs. Craig Kennedy, 1212 Ohio street.
The regular fall meeting of the Rooming House Association will be
VENUS PENCILS
FOR the student or prof,
the superb VENUSUT
will sit for perfect penel
work Black letters
and 3 copying.
The Hiking Club will meet at Myers Hall, Wednesday at 4:30; for a tramp to Kent. Bring ten cents for cats and car fare to take interurban back, Girls intending to go please notify Gladys Snider or Y. W. secretary.
--in "WHITE and UNMARRIED"
Student Volunteers will meet at 7:15 e'clock Tuesday evening in the library of Myers Hall.
Truynte for Tau Sigma will be held Tuesday, October 25 at 7 p.m. in Robinson Gym. All University are eligible.
WANT ADS
WANTED - Boy student to share a modern room at 812 Miss. St. $9.00 per month. Also dressmaking. Phone 1274 Black 30-3-102
LOST—Alpha Sigma pin between 14th and 16th on Tenn. Phone 1349 Red. M. W. Brown. 31-5-108
LOST—Season football ticket number 311. Call 389. Reward. 31-5-104
FOR RENT—Two large furnished rooms for light housekeeping. Call 1045 Blue or 1447 Vermont. 31-15-65
YOUR CHRISTMAS troubles solved by buying a Navajo Indian Art
"Enter Every Meal"
WRIGLEYS
PROFESSIONAL CARDS
Square for table, doorway or wah.
New lot just in. Also larger rugs,
Part of a liberal education to see a
wonderful collection. Come and see them.
1.2 mile west of K. U. Phone
1620 Black. 31.5-10.9
LAWRENCE OPTICAL COMPANY (Ex-
clusive Optometrista). Eyes exam-
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DR. FLORENCE BARIOWS  Osteopath Phone 2537, 999% Mass St.
CHIROPRACTORS
MORRIS
DRS. WEILCH AND WEILCH. CHIRO-
PACTORS, graduates of Palmer
school, Phone 115. Office over Houk's
C. H. Tucker, President
DALE PRINTING COMPANY. First class work. Prices reasonable. Phone 223. 1027 Mass. Street.
C. H. Hucker, President
C. A. Hill, Vice-President and
Chairman of the Board.
BULLOCK PRINTING COMPANY.
Stationery-printing of all kinds.
Bowersock Bldg.
Comedy
"IN AND OUT"
SURPLUS $100,000.00
CAPITAL $100,000.00
D. C. Asher, Cashier
DIRECTORS
THE NEW FLORIST, Bell's Flower Shop. Cornsagus that please. 825% Mass. St. Phone 139.
THOMAS ELECTRIC SHOE SHOP.
Hubber beebs in 10 minutes any time.
1071% Mass.
C. H. Tucker, C. A. Hill, D. C. Ashen, L. V. Miller, T. C. Green,
J. C. Moore, S. O. Bishon
Dick Williams, Assistant Cashier W. E. Hazen. Assistant Cashier
F. B. McCOLLOCH, Druggist
Eastmair, Kodaks
L. E. Waterman and Conklin
Fountain Pens
THE REXALL STORE
847 Mass. St.
WATKINS NATIONAL BANK
J. C. Moore, S. O. Bishop
Paramount Picture
PROTCH
The College Tailor
833 MASS. ST.
Dorothy DALTON
Paramount Picture
Comedy
At The Theatres Today Only Varsity Bowersock
'A CHILE ROMANCE'
In "THE
IDLE OF
THE NORTH"
ROWERSOCK, Tues. Nov. 1st
Thomas MEIGHAN
WITH ANN READER AND NEW CAST, AND THE
Return of the Perennial Favorite
RICHARD WALTON TULLY
(JAMES G. PEEDE, Gen. Mgr.)
ITS BIG CLARION NOTE HAS BEEN HEARD AROUND THE WORLD
THE ONLY AMERICAN PLAY EVER PRESENTED IN EVERY MODERN LANGUAGE
MAIL ORDERS NOW—Seats at Theatre, Oct. 29. Prices. Orchestra
$1.50, $2.00; Balcony L. 50c, 75c, $1.00, plus tax
MORE ALLURING THAN EVER
The Fascinating Romance
MORE
It Has Succeeded Because It Is The Most Fascinating Play of All Time; Because Its Fascination Appeals to the Romantic Imagination That Throbs Within All Mankind—Its Glamour and Charm—Rich Color—And Pulsating Emotion—Combined With All New Electrical Equipment and Perfection in Production Makes This "Hawaiian Master Drama."
Amusement Lovers to Tears—
Punishments to Fonder and Reflect
Intruders to so much to so
FAMOUS HAWAIIAN SINGERS AND PLAYERS POSITIVE FACTS AS TO "WHY" THIS SENSATIONAL SUCCESS HAS SWAYED
this—Richard Walton Tully's American Masterpiece—Than Any Play Ever Produced, Within the Same Period.
Reserve your birth space in through Pullman on The California Limited or The Missionary, so you can stop at least two days at the Canyon en route to California—or, take The Navajo
The trails are open all the year. You will find summer at the river, 6000 feet below the rim. El Tovar Hotel and Bright Angel Cottages never close.
You will enjoy every minute of this.
You will enjoy every minute of this detour. Fred Harvey meals all the way.
Write, phone or call and let me help plan your trip. Aik for "Grand Caonoy Outing" and "Grand Caonoy Booklet."
W. W. BURNETT Agent
Phone 32, Lawrence, Kan
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