THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University of Kansas EDITORIAL STAFF Editor-In-Chief Cornew Carlson Associate Editor George Gage Book Review Editor Fred Ellsworth Campus Editor Fred Ellsworth Sport Editor Fred Ellsworth Graphic Editor Claude Gray Plain Tales Editor Lotso Lotton Alumni Editor Chloe Shaw Chancellor Edit Elmer Seifert BUSINESS STAFF Lloyd H. Ruppenthal James Compton Assistant Assistant Business Manager Assistant Assistant Business Manager Assistant Assistant Business Manager BOARD MEMBERS Eutala Dougherty Glick Schultz Arthur Garvin Phyllis Wingert Margaret Lackin Armena Humberger Marylin Biller Allen Aileen Massey George McVey Addison Massey Subscription price $2.50 in advance for the first nine months of the academic year; $2.00 for one semester; 50% for two semesters. Entered as second-class mail matter September 17, 1910, at the office at Lawrence, Kansas, under the direction of S. J. A. H. Published in the afternoon five times a week by students in the Department of Journalism of the University of Kansas, from the press of the Department of Journalism. Address all communication to THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas Phones. K. U. 25 and 66 The Daily Kansan aims to picture the undergraduate life of the University of Kansas; to go further than merely printing the news by standing for it, or making its own articles; to be clean; to be cheerful; to be charitable; to be courageous; to leave more serious problems to others; to help the best of its ability the students of the University. MONDAY, OCTOBER 24,1921 N THEY DICKED AMES "What the Sars bill'd ya know about that!" N' THEY LICKED AMES Open-mouthed the freshman stood, gazing in wonder at his informer, who had just told him the good news from Potsy and his pals. Who'd have ever think it? Yes, it's a sad thing, but there were few freshmen, and even few upper classmen, that "thunked it," or placed a mental bet on Potsy and his football family last Saturday. There was too much of a cyclonic element on the opposing side to warrant such a fantic belief, seemingly. And the whole bunch of us ought to be ashamed for being so cooarse that we didn't have a chance. A freshman can't be blamed, but upperclassmen, who've seen Jayhawk teams fight for years, should have known better than to reckon without the "tear 'om up, Kansas" spirit that never dies. Of course we won from Ames. And we won because we had the best team and the best conches—not because of the breaks of the game, or the free-will offerings of old man Luck. We know it now, but we didn't know it before the game. And the point! Last Saturday, the team took the Thundering Thousands' lagging hopes and fanned them into a roaring flame. From now on, let the Thunder-Thousands take the team's morale (for it will have its slumps too) and keep it fanned to fever pitch for the comedo跑 with the chargers from Agrigeland. What say, gang? OUR TRIBUTE TO VULGARITY "The Affairs of Anatol," a sensual, degrading treatise upon promiscuity, a motion picture recently exhibited in Lawrence, no doubt will lure many a dollar into the coffers of its director, Cecil B. de Mille. Sex plays always do. Just as in "Male and Female," "Why Change Your Husband," "Why Change Your Wife" and other pictures by this talented director, "The Affairs of Anatol!" has that box office value of sex appeal. In it is the cunning bewitchery of Gloria Swanson, flitting from her half-revealing bath to her maid who shields her from the dancing eyes of the audience by means of a diaphanous drape. It is animalism, dainty shad, suggestively draped and fascinatingly set amidst mythical luxury. And poor Anatol, the hero, is besieged by pretty maids who captivate him in spite of himself. Mr. de Mille has made Anatol's infidelity very attractive to the audience. Events, such as the hypnosis of Anatol's bride by a Hindu who obligently requests her to wade an imaginary stream, give the audience opportunities to immure itself in glided filth. It's a great box office attraction. The public should not wonder that this characteristic example of motion picture deprivacy has been admitted to Kansas by the Board of Review, so much as it should wonder that people pay admission to encourage such pictures. Is there adequate evidence that the public has an appetite for filth? Take for example the questionnaire of Carl Laemmle, president of the Universal Film Company, sent to all motion picture exhibitors in the U. S. An overwhelming majority of the replies received by Mr. Laemmle favored indecent pictures. The exhibitions revealed the startling fact that their patrons much prefer such plays. Theatres are packed at advanced prices when the right sex play comes along. Can the public justly condemn the motion picture trash it encourages? Can it blame Cecil B. de Mille? Very probably Mr. do Mille is bitterly criticized by those very vanguards of decency who themselves pay .fty cents to see his ingenious ruthenous. ROMAN CHARIOTS OF OREAD Shall we put the ban on the pleasure car? Shall we, indeed? Doubtless a number of University heads are asking themselves that question at present, for the subject is a much debated one. Those who advocate such a sweeping measure base their claims for the most part on democracy. They insist, not without much truth, that for a few students to maintain cars almost continually on the campus, is not conducive to the proper spirit. One very prominent educator labels the custom, "pure, unadulterated snobbery" and is quite outspoken about his views as a solution. Regents of the University of Oklahoma found it necessary to order students who had cars to keep them off the campus—this within the last year. Yet there seem to be two sides to the question. It Yet there seem to be two sides to the question. It will prove rather difficult to distinguish between arch offenders and those who have legitimate excuses. For there no doubt, a number of cases where a car is absolutely essential. Moreover, it would be necessary to post marshals about the environs to ajiroximate an enforcement of such a ruling. The chief objection is the doubtful effect any such measure would have. In an institution which numbers its students by the thousands, there are bound to be some snobs. And ultimate ejection—at least ostracism—seems to be the only cure with any nack to it. Suggestions regarding restrictions might be pertin- Suggestions regarding restrictions might be pertinent. Whether or not anything more sweeping would justify the demand, seems rather doubtful. A lot of overcrows will be eligible for an A.B. after this fall— four years on the Hill for them. ENTER—YE SORORIS TERPSICHORIS Can it be that professionalism in indoor as well as outdoor sports will soon be the rule? Who will deny it, after reading in the columns of our "sheet" of the organization of one Tau Sigma, women's professional dancing fraternity. Yes sire, they're up and a gain" commencing next Tuesday night, all performers of the light fantastic are urged to "try out" in the gym. The "estetic" dance undoubtedly has its place in the category of humanity's "fine arts." That there is the element of beauty and grace as well as mere skill in such dancing cannot be gainssayed. In fact, dancing of an interpretive nature such as it essays to be is one of the fundamental means of human expression. No one can read history or the Bible and not recognize that truth. Jayhawks Flown The new and verdant editor of this column, accompanied by his godse righte右翼, Oswald, arrived on the scene this morning. From time to time there will be comment in the column—mostly foolish—but the editor hopes that no one will be offended. They need only to consider the source. If we arouse the iyre of any one, he is respectfully requested to chastise Oswald, who has agreed to boar the brunt of all attacks. Adele J. Bischoff, A.B. '16, dwells beneath the sunny skies of the Arbuckle country. We refer, of course, to California. She lives at LeMoore. Get me a cigarette, Oswald. Oswald, check another for the Arbuckle country, Kellerman Jennings, A.B. "12, lives in Los Angeles." L. E. Woltm, A.B. '19, A. M. '21, has pitched his pup-ten at Smith Center. He is superintendent of the Smith Center High School. Which reminds us that he played formerly the Arbuckle country. Heats up, Oswald. Reta Dialman, A.B. '17, has a fellowship at Bryn Mawr for the year 1921-22. The editor of this column, he illiterate, doesn't know how to correctly spell Mawr, Mawr he calls it "burn more." Who'll put him right? We though we had done with the Arbuckle country, but a report just came over the wire that Bess Ulrich, A.B. T7 is teaching English in the Smith Center High School. On your toes, Oswald. "Gracias, senor," gently murmurs Maurine F. Clark, A.B. '19, as she perceives that her name has invaded the column. Lena Zwick, A.B. 13, is teaching in the high school in Alamogordo, Ohio "Lorraine. Lorraine, my beautiful alaarna." Bear up, Owald; be firm. Here comes another! Paul J. E, fs '01-02, is electrical engineer in charge of equipment at the U.S. Navy's aircraft carrier. Oswald, hold the chalk firmly between the thumb and index finger of your right hand. Opal Holmes, B.S. 19 is teaching biological science in the Smith Center High School. In response to many inquiries, we take pleasure in announcing that the letters, "fa", mean "former Student"; and not "fool student," as many have supposed. Hattie Rinnard, A.B. 21, is living in Windsor. It might be that they could find a substitute for the quarter back. Most teams have a reserve quarter. This would be a good way to utilize extra talent, and no doubt the regular quarter would rather buck the line than the scaffold. Hattie Rinehart. A.B.'21, is living in Wichita. WANTED - Rob student to share a modern room at 812 Miss St. $.0.90 per month. Also dressmaking. Phone 30-3-102 1274 Black WANT ADS WANTED—To rent nice large front room for 2 or 3 men, 1319 Tenn. Phone 1243 Red. 30-2-98. LOST—Sigma Tau Key. Call B. W. Crenshaw, 1200 La. Phone 565. 30.9.9 LOST—Waterman gold trimmed fountain pen. Initials. E.M.F. Reward. Phone 1502 or call at 414 W. Fourteenth St. 30-2-100. LOST—Pair glasses on campus. F. L. Kraus, University Club. Phone 512. 72.581 1. 0ST-Bill fold, money by Y. M. C. A. card, check book, Jefferson State Bank covering $6.00 in愈寒 office. Ray Chailo, do JKranan Office. FOR RENT—Furnished room for boys, 1336 Tenn. 28-5-96 LOST—Fountain pen without top Finder return to Kansan office. 30-2-101. F. B. McCOLLOCH, Druggist Footman Kodaka Eastman Kodaks I. E. Waterman and Conklin THE REXALL STORE 847 Mass. St. CHIROPRACTORS DRS. WELCH AND WELCH, CHIRO- PRACTORS, graduates of Palmer school. Phone 115. Office over Houk's. DALE PRINTING COMPANY. First class work. Prices reasonable. Phone 295. 1037 Mass. Street PROFESSIONAL CARDS THE NEW FLORIST, Bell's Flower Shop. Corsages that please. $25½ Mass. St. Phone 129. PROFESSIONAL CARES LAWRENCE OPTICAL COMPANY (Exclusive optometrictats). Eyes exam. glasses; glasses made. Office 1025 Mass. CHIROPRACTORS BULLOCK PRINTING COMPANY. Stationery,printing of all kinds. Inquiries THOMAS ELECTRIC SHOE SHOP Rubber beels in 10 minutes any time 1017% Mass. DR. FLORENCE BARROWS Outcrop Phone 2387. 909% Mass. St. WHEN IS A SPOT NOT A SPOT? **THAT'S EASY** "AFTER WE'VE CLEANED YOUR SUIT" Leave your garments. Houk's Barber shop. Call 991 We Deliver **STUDENT CLEAREN** "Chub" Fraker, Prop. Phone 499 929 Mass. FOR SALE FOR SALE Flowers Plus Flower Service BELL'S FLOWER SHOP $ 8 2 5 \frac{1}{2} $ Mass. St. Phone 139 We invite the students of K. U. to inspect our newly equipped and remodeled cafe. De Luxe Cafe- We serve the best of foods. We spare no expense to secure the delightful dishes we serve. Our service is yours and a 24 hour one. We never close. You get the same service and excellent food at 2 a.m. as you will at 6 p.m. Comedy "IN AND OUT" that's why we're different At The Theatres TODAY and TOMORROW Varsity Bowersock Thomas MEIGHAN in "WHITE and UNMARRIED" Paramount Picture In "THE IDLE OF THE NORTH" Dorothy DALTON "Suiting You" P R O T C H Paramount Picture Comedy THAT'S MY BUSINESS WM. SCHULTZ 917 Mass. St. 'A CHILE ROMANCE' The College Tailor 833 MASS. ST. Monday, Nov. 7 and Locke s Ibsen's "GHOSTS" "The CLIMAX" Bowersock Theatre "The'Climax," Matinee; "Ghosts," Evening SEASON TICKETS: $2.00 Afternoon performance, $1.00; Evening, $1.50 Tickets may be ordered by mail from MISS AGNES THOMPSON, 1100 Louisiana St. --in the best music by the greatest artists $5.00 or $4.00 MABEL GARRISON Famous Soprano Metropolitan Opera Co. Season tickets now on sale at the Business Office and the Round Corner Drug Store $5,600.00 Single admission tickets to the Garrison recital $2.00, on sale Monday, October 31, the day of the recital.