THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University of Kansas EDITORIAL STAFF Editor-in-Chief .. Addison R. Massey Associate Editor .. Pauline Newman Newa Editor .. Fred Ellsworth Campus Editor .. Marion F. Collins Sport Editor .. Joe Tummer Telegraph editor .. George McVey Newsa Editor .. George McVey Alumni Editor .. Armena Rumberger Exchange Editor .. Phyllis Wingert BUSINESS STAFF Lloyd H. Ruppenthal___Business Mgr James Connelly___Ase't Business Mgr Cowell Carlson___Ase't Business Mgr BOARD MEMBERS Eulalia Dougherty Elmer Seifert George George Subscription price $3.50 in advance for the first nine months of the academic year; $2.00 for one semester; 50 cents a month; 15 cents a week. Entered as second-class mail matter September 17, 1910, at the post office at Lawrence, Kansas, under the act of March 3, 1879. Published in the afternoon five times a week by students in the Department of History at the University of Kansas, from the press or the department of Journalism Address all communication to THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas Phones: K. U. 25 and 66 The Daily Kauanan aims to, plete the skills of a student of the University of Kauanan, to go farther by standing for the ideas she the orites; to be昌昌, to do choerful work; to be昌昌, to do choerful work; to leave more serious problems to the host of abilities the students will have. MONDAY, OCTOBER 3, 1921. COLONEL ELLIS After a person dies, his acquaintances usually are able to look back over his life and, getting a perspective of the whole period of his existence see that he typified some trait of humanity. One's deeds and with-holdings, his habits and uncertainties—all fit into the eternal scheme of things to create a definite, particular conception of him in the minds of his fellows. So, with the news of the death of Col. Fred Ellis of McPherson, men who knew him—and there are many K. U. students now who served under him during the World War—were shocked. They were startled to learn that such a vivid life should be so suddenly ended. The colonel was the sort of a man who might be likened to a steel; and strong all the way through and productive of sparks when struck against the flinty propositions of life. He was the kind of an officer who could whip a company into disciplines quicker than any other commander in the regiment. His commands were crisp, sometimes harsh, but always reasonable. Hence, the deep respect his men always had for him. Captain Ellis, and later Major Ellis, as he was known in the army in France, will not lead another company, battalion, or regiment, but the men who served under him there will remember him as one of the few strong commanders among the many weaker ones who led men into the death-dealing woods of the Argonne. His sharp words will be forgotten in the memory of the kindly spirit always behind them. START YOUR COUNTY CLUB The appeal has just been made that students start the organization of county clubs and the Alumni Office is assisting in the plan by compiling typed listings of the names of K.U. students arranged in alphabetical order by counties. These lists will be furnished any leader interested in the formation of a county club. This announcement is meant for every University student and every student should start the organization of his or her county club. The county clubs have done much to promote the interests of the University. Last year the county club idea received a great deal of publicity and the county clubs accomplished more than ever before. Most of the clubs held banquets in their respective counties during the Christmas Holidays, invited the high school students of the county, and then secured a university man to talk and boost Kansas at the banquet. These clubs also reached old alumni of the University, interested them in K. U. life again, and induced them to back the Stadium and the University. The county clubs were influential in increasing the attendance at the University this year nd in the securing of larger appro priations for the school. This year the county club again has its field. The Stadium-Union drive is not yet completed. The alumni must be interested in the University. Students and athletes throughout the state must be told of the advantages of Kansas. The University needs cooperation and the people of the state must be impressed of this fact. Don't wait for someone else to start our county club. GO AND GET IT! Opinions regarding the six dollar hospital fee seem to fall into three types. Some students believe it is exhortant; more consider it as one of the necessary evils of the college; and a rare few believe it to be expedient. Personal opinion is of no consequence. Since you have paid the six dollars, instead of complaining, why not demand full value for the investment. The hospital staff is there to serve. Diphtheria is very prevalent now but you can receive preventative inoculations for this disease as well as for typhoid. All necessary medicine and treatments for any ailment can be received. By making use of this privilege you may ward off an attack of sickness which would keep you from your classes and cause you to fall behind in your work If you are disinterested from a personal standpoint, your social-civic instinct should make you consider the effect on the University community. You are endangering the health of everyone you meet by attending classes when you are ill. If practiced in excess it will cause a spread of some dangerous epidemic such as diphtheria and may force the University to close. Plain Tales from the Hill So why complicate things? You have made the investment so why not collect the benefits. You will create work for the hospital staff, protect your own health, and do a great service for the University community. The fact that only two new faculty members have been added to the department of home economics seems incredible since we have heard that old saying so often about getting to a man's heart through his stomach. No doubt but what this weather will bring numerous letters from the folks back home with instructions regarding "heavies" and colds etc. Some morning the students are going to come on the hill and find it all blossomed with posters telling about the merits of some poor duck who has been enticed into politics. The latest report concerning the Wa. baun sign painters is that they were last seen on the front porch of a Washburn burns sorrority house, their hair sliced back, their trousers creased, and apparently they were modestly enjoying the admiring glances of about thirty co-eds. Lawrence was a lonely place Saturday. The small crowd that watched the score board at Carls all had a good alibi for not being at Washburn and they hastened to explain it. Some had a case of nerves, a few had the fall fole, others were professed students, and a few admitted that it was too near the end of the month. Convenctions at the University of Iowa are to be held on the campus this year due to the impossibility of accommodating the entire student body indoors. Why cannot K. U. convictions be held on the north slope of the campus. There everyone could at least have a seat. Girls at the University of Iowa are earning their membership to the W. A. A. by taking a series of likes on those of their regular gynaeum workus. The better time that Professor Iacmurry spoke about in convocation a few days ago has started to ome. The School of Commerce and Marketing of the Oklahoma Agricultural and Mechanical College has been recognized this year. New plans for efficiency are under way and it is hoped this school at the head in the College. The Kansas Industrialist announced that Homecoming Day would be November 19 this year. On Other Hills According to Miss Grace Derby, brarian of K. S. A. C., the "Aggie" cys do more reading than the girls. Psychology test, more commonly called "Nut" tests, are required of all freshmen and new students of Ohio State University. Ohio State University has had phonograph records made of her state songs, "Carmen Ohio," and "Fight the Team across the Field." The songs are sung by a male quartet. K. S. A. C. has the largest band this year that it has ever had. In the first band there are fifty- six pieces. The first concert was an outdoor one held Tuesday. The second band of twenty-four pieces is used at all pop meetings and football games. At Lake Forest College, Illinois, the freshman girls are forced to wear their hair in twenty-four pig-tails with a green 18bon on each one. Also they must wear one white stocking, one black one, with a green ribbon on the ankle, and carry three large books under their arm. A parasol is carried in going from one building to the other. The freshmen lose their colors to the sophomores, and the freshman girls must suffer until Thanksgiving in the form of a green bibon on the ankle. The anses Agricultural College has a new method of learning its shortcomings. A letter was sent to each student who did not return to school this year, containing questions about the course, particularly as to why he had not returned. Two hundred fifty-seven Cornell men reported for rowing this fall. Twenty of the old crew reported. Many men have registered for the Cornell soccer team this year. ALUMNI NOTES Ray Janette Riley, A. B 20, is teaching French and English in the Garrett High School. A letter from W. Childs, B. S17, states that he is now at the head of hospital Pharmacy in Eldorado, Ks. Wallace Miller, c23, is with the lidland Fisheries Co. of Kansas city, Mo. Byron Shutts, c22. is in Kansas City with the Herbert J. Jones Real Estate Company of that city. Joe Gilbert, c.22, is in Kansas acting as salesman for the Garny-Goodie Awing and Test Company. Ann W. Sorrentino, c.24, 1947 Miss Alice Brown, A. M. 20, has been given an instructorship in the department of anatomy in the medical school at Cornell University. J. B. Julger, L'88, of Wichita is candidate for judge of the United States District Court, provided judge of the court vacancy the vacancy in the Court of Appeals. Dr. W. W. Swingle, A. M. 177 has been promoted from an instructorship to the position of assistant professor in zoology at Yale University Dr. P. W. Clausen, assistant professor in the department of biology in Cornell University, spent two weeks in September in the Biology Museum of Harvard University, in research work in connection with his volume on Stone Flies. This will be an authoritative work, published in collaboration with Dr. Needham head of the department of entomology in Cornell University, and main author of the work. Flora Lomnegran, A. B. '21, is in at Ekridge, Kansas. She is in charge of Physical Education in the schools there. Kathleen Hood, c'22, is at Washington, Kans, this year. She has accepted a position as Deputy to Register of Deeds. Frank L. Abbey, Jr. A. B. '21, is attending Washington University at St. Louis, Mo. Nadine Weibel, A.B. '21, is teaching Physical Education at Abilene, Helen Barnett, A. B. 21," in charge of the Physical Education for the girls of the Kansas City, Kansas, High School. Irene Tien, A. B. "20" is an assistant to nolle Martindale, a B. '15, at he University of South Dakota. he department of physical education. Maurine F. Clark, A.B. T9, is teaching Spanish in Westport High School in Kansas City, Mo. Gussie Gasgill, A.B. '18, will take R. Wayne Shepherd fa'18-20 is selling books at Monte Vista, Colo. His address is P, O. Box 711. her Ph. D. degree at Cornell this year. She is also an instructor in Cornell. One Way to Get Action—Dasher "This parcel-post package is being delivered in unusually quick time. How do you account for it?" A Smile or Two A Fast Five Minutes, "Steve—" "That Smith guy of the Meadow bottom Development Company has got the fastest car in this neck of the country. He makes ninety miles an hour." It Works Both Ways. Be happy and you will be good- Albany Journal. Mail.Carder-"T.e department thought it contained a time-bomb, rlr."-Judge. Hank-"Some car! What's he want of such # speed demon?" The difficulty of finding a house is not exclusively an eastern problem. Out in Kansas, for instance, a native observed a strange looking around and ventured to say, "Good morning, sir. House hunting?" Steve. "He's gotta have it when he's advertising his development as being five minutes from the staterm." New York World House Missing "Yes," replied the stranger. "I wonder if it could have blown this far."—Boston Transcript. "So do L," rejoined Uncle Bill Bottotop; "so do I. Do in one respect free speech reminds me of the free lunch in the old days. You hate to eat with a big of pig of himself just because something's free."-Washington Star. A Time for Moderation. "I believe in free speech!" exclaimed the vociferous man. A Time for Moderation. Special Occasion. Boxcar Harry "Beg parson, ma'am, but do you happen to have some pie or cake that you could snare an fortunate wanderer?" Lady of the House—"No, I'm afraid not. Wouldn't some bread and butter do?" Boxer Harry."As a general rule it would mama'm; but you see, this is my birthday."—Le Pele Mele (Paris). A smile is cooler in summer and warmer in winter than a frown.—Yonkers Statesman. A Shrinking Pecuniary Violet. "Why do you say he is financial; unharrassed?" "He's so shy in his payments."- ornell Widow. Army Stuff. "Were you happy when you started for France?" "Happy? We were in transports."—Columbia Jester. Dancing School will be held on Saturday morning, October 1, at Engles Hall. Class 9-10 a.m. Social dance class 10-11 a.m. Mrs. J.rafa, 13-5-24 WANT ADS ROOMMATE WANTED—Boy wants roommate. Large room. Terms reasonable. Call 1180 Tenn. 16-2-38 SAFETY RAZOR BLADES SHARP- ENED - Work Guaranteed - See Rutter at Electric Shoe Shop, 1047% Mass. 16-5-37 WANTED-Student to deliver groceries. Ford furnished from 9:30 a.m. to 12:30 a.m. Call Jamison at 2521 Red. FOR SALE—Home made cakes, Jelly, preserves and other canned fruits. 1312 Ohio. 12-5-22 TO RENT—To reliable parties furnished home on Ohio street near University. Address L., Care the Kansan. 12-5-21 FOR RENT—First class room for girls. Call 587,332 Ala. 13-5-25 WANTED—Stewardess for mixed Club. Call 1387 Blue. 14-3-29 ROOM AND BOARD for girls. Rooms $12 and $15. 1014 Vermont. 358. 14-5-30 WANTED at once. Students, male or female, to solicit subscriptions for the Kansas City Star. To work after school hours and Saturday, Salary. See L. H. Welsch or H. L. Novin at City Drug Store. 15-6-34. TO RENT—Pleasant room on top of hill. Ideal location for faculty woman or single student. Call at 1144 Indiana. 15-5-38 LOST—Small leather note book Name inside. Katherine Alexander, 923 Ohio, Phone 584. 15-2-31 LOST—Leather bound Lefax notebook. Reward offered to finder.— Everett Gunn, Phone 1676. 15-2-44 LOST—Gray squirrel fur between 936 Ill. and 933 Mass. St.Call 2468, Reward. 15-5-45 LOST—In West Administration Bldg. Friday morning a gold wrist watch. Phone 268. Reward. 15-4-6 FOR RENT—A nicely furnished room for one or two girls, call 2596 White. 14-21-41 BOARD AND ROOM—For two boys. Modern home, 1015 Alabama. 14.5.40 FOR RENT—Furnished room, cheap, to one or two girls. Phone 1448 White. 15.5*t WANTED—A few more boarders at 1200 Tenn.Call 2577. 14-5-43 PROFESSIONAL CARDS LAWRENCE OPTICAL COMPANY (Exclusive Optomatrists). Eyes examined; glasses made. Office 1025 Mass. DALE PRINTING COMPANY. First class work. Prices reasonable. Phone 228. 1027 Mass. Street. THOMAS ELECTRIC SHOE SHOP. Rubber heels in 10 minutes any time. 1017½ Mass. L. H. FRINK, DENTIST. Located over People State Bank Bldg. Phones: Office 571, Res. 1715. DR. TIBBETS, DENTIST. Office at 927 Wess Phone 183. CHIROPRACTORS DIRS WELCH AND WELCH, CHIRO- HORSE, great grandma of timen- school. Praise. Offer over FAX. BULLOCK PRINTING COMPANY. Stationery-printing of all kinds. Bowersock Bldg. DR. FLORENCE BARROWS, Osteopath Phone 2337, 909% Mass, Sf. THE NEW FLORIST. Bell's Flower Shop, Corzages that please. $25½ Miss. St. Phone 129. F. B. McCOLLOCH, Druggist Eastman Kodaks L. E. Waterman and Conklin Fountain Pens THE REXALL STORE 847 Mass. St. "Suiting You" THAT'S MY BUSINESS WM. SCHULTZ 917 Mass. St. Across the street $ _{a} ^{\pi} $ from the Court House is the STUDENTS HOE HOP R. O. Burgert, Prop. 1113 Mass. Headquarters for Fine Findings. Phone 141 VENUS PENCILS FOR the student or pref, the superb VENUS cultivals all for perfect penal black degrees and 3 copying. LOST-Gold Waterman fountain pen between 13th and Ohio and Jayhawk Cafe. Call Dorothy Washburn 2509. 14-5-28 TO RENT—One-room brick cottage with all conveniences Large enough for two 945 Rhode Island. Phone 2570. 14-5-27 At the Theatres Varsity Bowersock Monday and Tuesday Announces TANTALIZING ADORABLE ALLURING LOVABLE "HUSH" Clara Kimball Young DON'T MISS IT Here is a picture which presents the incomparable screen favorite at her very best. She rises to cestacy in the role of Vera, much loved and greatly misunderstood. from the fascinating story of Seda Cowan A Good Comedy Kineograms "Habit" OMING WEDNESDAY AND THURSDAY A'Big Double Bill "THE CHILD THOU GAVEST ME" and CHAS. CHAPLIN in "THE IDLE CLASS" This first is a railroad wreck in which two locomotives are seen meeting in a headon collision. The second is the most expensive display of furs and furbelows ever screened. This big picture has two costly features which left it beyond the ken of the ordinarily produced drama. MABEL GARRISON, Coloratura Soprano Metropolitan Opera Co. The artists and organizations appearing this year on the --- University Concert Course will be paid $5,590.00___ Buy a season ticket and hear them all for $5.00 MORE THAN 600 SEASON TICKETS ALREADY SOLD Main Floor, 1st to 22nd row inclusive...$5.00 Main Floor, 23rd to 31st row...4.00 Balcony, 1st row ... 5.00 Balcony, 2nd and 3rd rows...4.00 Mail your order, enclosing check and self addressed stamped envelope to H. L. Butler. DO IT TODAY