THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University of Kansas
EDITORIAL STAFF
Editor-in-Chief. Addison R. Massey
Associate Editor. Pauline Newman
Campus Editor. Marion F. Collins
Sport Editor. Joe Turner
Plain Tales Editor. Joe Turner
Plain Tales Editor. George McVey
Alumni Editor. Ann Marie
Phyllis Winger
BUSINESS STAFF
Lloyd H. Ruppenthal___Business Mgmt
James Connelly ___Ast's Business Mgmt
Conwell Carlson ___Ast's Business Mgmt
BOARD MEMBERS
Eulalia Dougherty Elmer Seifert George Gage
Entered as second-class mail matters
September 17, 1910, at the post office
at Lawrence, Kanaan, under the act of
March 3, 1879.
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THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
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Phones K. U. 25 and 66
The Daily Kanaan aims to pic- ture students from the University of Kansas, to go fur- ther by standing for the deals the details of its rules must be written on; to be clean, to be cheerful out; to leave more serious pro- teases in the classroom; to teach the students of the University.
LETS BE SQUARE
WEDNESDAY, SEPT. 28, 1921.
The Coaching Staff has requested that the students keep off the field while the football team is practicing. This does not mean that the presence of spectators at the practice is not desired, but it does mean that all spectators must stay on the outside of the fence around the gridiron, and the coaches.
Coaches and varsity candidates appreciate the interest that the students have shown so far in the football team, but when Mr. Winchell consented to allow the team to practice in his pasture, he did so with the understanding that all the spectators would be kept on the outside of the fence. If Mr. Winchell is kind enough to let the football team use his pasture, the students should show their appreciation and abide by the conditions of the verbal agreement.
Mr. Winchell does not receive any remuneration in a financial way for the use of his pasture by the football team. His loyalty to the University should be honored by all. The students are wanted at football practices, but they are wanted in their place as spectators, and not on the field with the players. The needless trampling of several hundred people on the pasture every day would soon ruin the pasture for any future use for grazing purposes. The coaches are having enough work without being obliged to chase property from the field every night.
"We want the students to show their interest in the team by coming out to see them in action, but they must keep off the field. We told Mr. Winnchel that we would do that much, if we could have his pasture for practice, and we intend to keep our word. Pass that word along to your friend," thus said "Potsy" Clark, head football coach
SHAVING THE CORNERS
From Topsika emanates the interesting announcement that a rather wide spread weeding out of unnecessary officials and employees of the state has been recommended. The positions of secretaries whose work is only periodical, of committee members whose service are deemed inconsequential, of field representatives, and research officials, the scope of whose work has been found to overlap other fields and of many other signers of the state payroll are under surveillance.
There is no charge of graft or accusation of particular bungling in the handling of the state's affairs by supervising officials. It is just a case of some of the leaders awakening to the fact that the business of running the state can be done more economically and yet just as well. It is estimated that at least $64,000 can be saved in administration and general services to the public. Such an amount saved would lighten the burden of the taxpayers to some extent at least.
Kansas is perhaps no more inef
ficitively served by its state machinery than are the other members of the union. In fact, it has been far less permeated with questionable political schemes than, for example, some of its nearest neighbors. However, Kansas is not satisfied to be merely just as good as the others.
Kansas is out to cut useless and expensive appendages from her system. If there is money to spend it can be more wisely apportioned than by being dealt out to unproductive employees. As usual, the Sunflower commonwealth is among the first to see the possibility of shaving the corners.
Campus Opinion
Has the left-handed chair gone the way of the monkey-wrench of that type? This question is prompted through observance of a port-sided scribe utilizing two chairs in order to have a writing surface as well as a seat. In classes of forty students, many of them come from the University, it not fair to the south-paw perman to deprive him of chairs as designed to accommodate his abnormality. Neither is it fair to those who use the right hand in pursuance of the art of penetration to allow the left hand to use two chairs thus depriving him of an accommodation which he rightly deserves.
Would it not be a wise plan to take a census to determine the number of left-handed pemen in each class, and furnish chairs built for their particular use? If chairs of this type are not available, John Shea could easily oversee the operation on chairs of the usual type, transferring their arms. Or better still, why doesn't one invent a hair with adjustable clips? The latter deprive the left-hand few of convenient writing chairs, merely because this few represents a minority element. They are not generally responsible for their deposition from the normal right-handed method of writing.
Port-Sided Sympathizer.
Plain Tales from the Hill
Wc notice the usual decorations in front of Bricks' again this year.
Most of the upper classman and a few of the professors have a voluptuous sight of relief this morning when the fresh swarmed on the hill wearing the new head piece. That fresh are labeled so those who look like fresh need not worry about having their superior injury injured.
The down town clothing stores reported a rush on caps Tuesday. Guess it was only the fresh sky piece that was in demand because we saw a number of timid looking students lined up out a side's hubs亥辅廨. Nearly every one of them, but bisected tightly in his head.
A psychology instructor was in instructing his class in the mysteries of the association of thoughts and ideas. He suggested the word *motion* and asked the class to write down any words suggested by it. One member of the class wrote "Jeff."
Bummaders will仁拜 formal initiation Saturday morning. The initiation ceremonies are expected to last just late in the night. One of the features of the ceremony this year will be riding the Ichabod.
Ghost of "Scrubby" Laslett; Bill Weeks, a fresh has inherited "Scruby-b" "football" suit.
The first number on the program this morning was a selection entitled "scrubbing the Law Steps" by the fresh.
Ohio State University has many representatives to the national convention of the American Red Cross. Thousand, of delegates from every state, will attend sessions will gather at Columbus for the convention held October 4-8.
The publication of Howard College, Birmingham, Alabama, The Howard Cismon, comments: "I am tired of the nose tones and very yellow necks."
On Other Hills
Nebraska Wesleyan University has a social organization called the Order of Golden Chain which has as its purpose, "the promotin of friend-ness among students and members; to cultivate a true spirit of democracy within the student body; promote the best interest and foster the; ideals of the University." It is open to all young women who wish to participate with any other social organization.
A grité gymnasium has just been finished at Colorado State College. The bullring is very elaborate and
ecstates swimming pools, kitchens, kitchenettes, roof gardens, and an auctioneer. the auditorium has a seating capacity of three hundred.
At Colorado State College it has been ruled that each fraternity and sorority shall have no more than two social functions n. semester.
Wesleyan University has a coyote cub as mascot for the football squad.
"God must love flunkers—He made so many of them."—The Collegian.
The Rocky Mountain College tellus of a new use for mother-in-law. "We read in a recent edition of a Denver paper that speeding a mother-in-law by automobile to a train on which she is to leave town is no legal offense. The offender of just such a violation was arraigned before a magistrate and that honourable rule that "the seemingly innocent action of the defendant was absolutely necessary to his peace and well being." The man was released without fine. At last we find a use for mother-in-law.
Herber: Little, 21, is bureau manager for the United Press at Des Moines.
ALUMNI NOTES
Henry B. McCurdy, 21, is business manager of "The Nation," and is living in New York City.
Amos<sub>2</sub>, Quinlan, c<sup>21</sup>, and Donald D. Cotl, e<sup>21</sup>, are working for the Western Electric Company in Chicago.
Frances Ida Rooney, fa'21, and Frank P. Mandeville, '21, were married on August 16. They are living in Abilene where Mr. Mandeville is coaching the Aftene High School football team.
Gerald A. Dunwoody, *v*17-19, a civil engineer for Arthur C. McKee and Company of Cleveland, Ohio, and is located at Emporium, Penn.
Walter Heron, 21, who has been on the telegraph desk of the Kansas City Journal since his graduation, has acclaimed himself as a reporter on the Kansas City Kansas.
Charlotte Carnay, c20, was married September 17 to Mr. Theodore Poehler Fendellion, who is employed with the Company, Company of Sacramento, California.
Sidonie Schaefer, '21, is teaching mathematics in the high school at Jola.
M. R. Warden, c17-18, is bacteriologist in the United States Public Health Service hospital, at Helena, Jontana.
Karl II White, e21, is located in the designing department of the Aermarine Plane and Motor Company, of Keyport, New Jersey.
Arthur F. Follett, fa10-20, is teacher of violin in Fairmount, Minn.
Charlie Esterley, c18-19, is an adjuster for the B. F. Goodrich Rubber Company in Kansas City.
Louisa Perry Ross, fs'19-20, is a student at Smith College.
Myron W. Husband, A. B., e21,
a now attending the University of
Minnesota School of Medicine at
Minneapolis, Mrs. Husband, formerly
Miss Quincy Glenn, A. B., e21, has
enrolled in the University Library
here.
Fredricer K Steorker, *fs18-19*, President of the Kansas District of the Evangelical Synod of North America and lives at Nickerson.
William Hitchcock, A. B.21, is attending the Ann Arbor law school this winter, at Ann Arbor, Michigan
Victor Tomlinson, A. B., c21, will attend the Law School at Ann Arbor, Michigan, this year.
Meda a vn Zandt, fs20-21, of Hutchinson and Foster J. Myers fs20-21 of Conway Springs were married in Hutchinson, August 26. Mr. and Mrs. Van Zandt will live at Conway Springs.
Anna L. Wilhelm, fs18-19, is engaged in the investment banking business in Kansas City.
Emer H. Bradley, f$15-17, is now with the Ellsworth Messenger as foreman of the composing department. While in the University he was a member of the band and later played in chaucaunt musical organizations and with Sousa's band in the navy. He is at present leader of a band at Ellsworth and is conducting two orchestras.
Emil Regier, Ls, 21, is working in a bank in Newton, this winter.
A Smile or Two
Galloping Dominoes.
Ezra. “Lawd! Ah never knew dat he wuz a gambin’ man.”—Columbia Jester.
Sam—"Ah done heard dat dey fine Columbus's bones."
"Have you never thought of n
tiring from politics?"
Hopeless Addict.
irrting from politics;
"Yes," replied Senator Sorghur
"but always with a shudder."
Washington Star.
A Modern Miracle
Behold the pretty cotton plant With blossom white and full! They pick the down stuff and,！ He makes us suit of wool!
Spokane Spokesman-Review.
The New Autocracy
Kitchen Caller—"The folks here live pretty high, don't they?" Cook—"Oh, yes. I gave them to understand they'd have to if they wanted to keep me.'-Boston Transcript.
You Need the
KANSAN
Easy—"Now, boys," said the schedmaster. "I want you to bear in mind that the word 'stan' at the end of a word means the 'place of'. Thus we have Afghanistan—the place of the Afhans; also Hindustan—the place of the Hindus. Cnr any one give me another example?"
Nobody appeared very anxious to do so, until little Johnny Snaggs, the joy of hi; mother and the terror of the cats, said proudly—
WANT ADS
Every day the Kansan has things in it which are of interest to you regardless of your status on the hill. Announcements of meetings, social events, what is being shown by the live merchants of Lawrence, what's "on" at the theatres—
"Yes, sir, I can. Umbrellastan—the place for umbrellas."—London Tit-Bits.
All of these things are important to hill life—to YOUR hill life. The Kansas brings the news of all of them to you. If you haven't subscribed, call K. U. 66 and have it delivered to your door every evening.
PHI DELTA THETA has an F. A.
U. Hall date on Oct. 7 which it wishes to dispose of. Cat. 24.10-3.18
LOST—Small blue purse containing money. Finder please call 1408.
STOLEN~From 2nd floor cloak rack
Chemistry Bldg. A Marx-Made gadarbine. Reward. Leroy Goodman,
1126 Hio. Phone 454. 10-5-17
FOR RENT—Canoe. Call 1075 Blue.
10.5-35
FOR SALE—New silver-plated Boehm system flute. Call at 17 West Fourteenth. Phone 1414.
10-5-16
Detectives are on the trail of the party who took the tan gambale coat from Spooner library between 8:15 and 9:30 Tuesday evening. Immediate return of the coat by mail to the Office will save exposure. 8-5-10
WANTED—To rent a cello. Phone
2297 Red. 1023 Miss. 8-5-11
LOST—U. S. Aviaton ring pin. Finder please phone 1202. Miss Carey.
Reward. 9-5-12
LOST -New brown Woolf Bros. hat,
Finder please call 285 and leave address.
9-5-13
Dancing School will be hold on Saturday morning, October 1, at Eagles Hall. Class 9-10 a.m. Social dance class 10-12 a.m. Mrs. J. Gorski 13-5-24
WANTED—Student to deliver groceries. Ford furnished from 9:30
F. B. McCOLLOCH, Druggist Eastman Kodaks
E. Waterman and Conkli
Fountain Pens
THE REXALL STORE
847 Mass. St.
"Suiting You"
THAT'S MY BUSINESS
WM. SCHULTZ
917 Mass. St.
Across the street from the Court House is the
STUDENTS
HOE
HOP
R. O. Burgert, Prop.
1113 Mass.
Headquarters for Fine
Findings. Phone 141
a. m. to 12:30 a. m. Call Jamison at 2521 Red. 12-5-20
TO RENT - To reliable parties furnished home on Ohio street near University. Address L., Care the Kansan. 12-5-21
FOR SALE--Home made cakes, Jelly,
preserves and other canned
fruits. 1312 Ohio. 12-5-22
THE BEST family board for boys.
Cooking just like mother's own.
Call at 1345 Vermont. Phone 2520.
Miss. Mleyer. 13-5-2
TO RENT—House, completely modern, newly papered and finished, 1789 Black.
FOR RENT—First class room for girls. Call 587, 232 Ala. 13-5-25
PROFESSIONAL CARDS
THOMAS ELECTRIC SHOE SHOP.
Rubber heels in 10 minutes any time.
1017½ Mass.
LAWRENCE OFFICE COMPANY (EX-
tended; glasses made. Office 1025 Mason.
DALE PRINTING COMPANY. First
rechargeable phone. 225. 107 Mason. Street.
L. H. FRINK, DENTIST. Located over Peoples State Bank Bldg. Phones: Office 571, Res. 1715.
ORIENTS, WELCH AND WELCH, CHIRO-
PRACTORS, graduates of Palmer
school. Phone 115. Office over Houk's.
R, TIBETTES, DENTIST. Office at 927
Mast. Phone 183.
BULLOCK PRINTING COMPANY.
Stationery-printing of all kinds.
Bowersock Bldg.
Invisible Fringe and Cap Nets, single mesh, 15c; 2 for 25c.
Invisible Fringe and Cap Nets, double mesh, 25c each
We have the exclusive selling of ANADON NATURAL HAIR NETS, every net guaranteed perfect and thoroughly sterilized.
Anadon Natural Hair Nets
Drescher's
Correct Prayer for Women & Misses
Varsity Bowersock Wednesday and Thursday Wednesday Only "DECEPTION"
Seven Bald Pates
Emil Jannings, as King Henry VIII and One of His Favorites
in the Pergamon Picture, 'Deception.'
A massive picture production that casts a searching light upon the pages of the history of a Royal Lover's amours.
"Man vs. Woman"
11 and 33 cents
3 shows—3, 7 and 9 p.m.
Bowersock Thursday Only
borothy Dalton in "Behind Masks"
Which is more Economical
to have your clothes pressed cheap, creases that will not last, or get a NEW YORK press, your clothes brushed and spotted, hard creases pressed on both sides, coat lining pressed and every inch of cloth touched by steam which puts new pep in it
New York Cleaners
Phone 75
836 Mass.
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