THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
NORTHEAST EY DAILY KANSAN
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Entered as second-class mail matter September 17, 1910, at the post office at Lawrence, Kannas, under the act of March 2, 1879.
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THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
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The Daily Kansan aims to please students of the University of Kansas, to go forwards by standing for the ideals the students ought to be clear; to be cheerful and to have more serious problems to have more serious problems serve to the host of ability the student
MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 19, 1921.
THE NEW FOOTBALL COACH
Much has been said of the new foot ball coach, "Potts" Clark, and much will perhaps continue to be said, it spite of the fact that "Potts" is not a man who craves publicity. especially at present does the new mentor shrink from the lightheart, for he says that the prospects of Kannas to rank high in the Missouri Valley standing this season are, at least, uncertain. The players with whom he has to build his team have been, in many cases, stellar performers in high school and freshman games, but his sensed men are few. Consequently, he does not wish that the students of the University be led to expect too much of him fall, less he fall short of their homes and a denying reaction follow
Be that as it may, the University is proud of its new coach—proud to gain such a man as George Clark. So far as football is concerned, no one doubts the prowess of a man who has made the record as a player which he has, and who has worked under and with the great Zippie of Illinois. But it is not only the football coach that we have gained. It is Clark, the man
One does not have to be in the University long before he realizes what an upbuilding power athletic director "Phog" Allen is on M. Oread. "Potsy" Clark will be another power. He has a forceful personality, and students will do well to meet him and know him.
Clark has already served one K. U. season, 1916, as assistant football coach. His prowess was recognized then, but when the war came on the next spring, he joined the army. He served as an officer in the 89th Division in France and Germany. It seems especially fitting that he lead the team which will initiate play in the K. U. memorial stadium, built to commemorate the service of all K. U. men who served in the World War, as well as that of those who fell in the great conflict.
We are led to think that "Potsy" believes in Kansas from the fact that he declines big offers from larger institutions, preferring to come here. So whatever the fortune of the 1921 football team, (may it be happy!) let us back Coach Clark to the limit, and give him the support that he deserves.
We wonder if the Kansas City police will be invited to Harding's disarmment conference.
ECONOMIC CONDITIONS VS K. U., 1921-22
Considerable conjecture and surmise came from the minds of many of both faculty and students when school time came around, as to how present business and general economic conditions would affect the enrollment in the University this year.
otany were of the opinion that the dismaying absence of jobs this summer, which condition was prevalent
everywhere, would materially cut down the number attending school, due to lack of funds.
Saturday evening the total enrollment for the first semester had reached approximately 3,400. Last year at the same time the number was 3,184, practically 300 less than this year's total. This offers pretty substantial proof that the latter contention seems to be true.
Good salaries, the aspiration of making lots of money or getting ahead in the actual business and commercial world, are slim possibilities, at least for a few months to come. The possibility, on the other hand, of getting a thorough college education is comparatively a brilliant prospect, even if it does mean "close scraping" for many who are now on the Registrar's records for the year 1921-22. Fortunately the expense of attending the University of Kansas is not so great as to keep many away from its halls of learning when the times are such as to make the matter of finances a critical one.
THAT CONTAGIOUS GRIN
Now that the Fog Horn is back on duty and all of us have enrolled more or less, it is again "open season" for College Characters.
We all know the bird who dives under the Missouri cross-bar for the lone tally of the game. And then there's Bobby what's his-name, absolutely and without a doubt the best dancer on the Hill. There's the bunch that orates and the funny little fellow that never drags down anything but A.'s. And there's the chap who takes the lead in all those plays. But say! The fellow we like is the bird who drifts into Brick's and takes everybody in with that homely grin of his. He isn't much for looks, you know, but when he peels back that home-made smile—why, it's positively disarming! Yen. We always like to meet that fellow on the street!
WE'RE ALL SALESMEN
"What's your line?"
No doubt you would be surprised if a travelling salesman dropped in on you during your study hour and asked you the first get-acquainted "feeler" of the profession.
But why be surprised? For surely,
you can't assert that you are not selling
anything.
Realizing the fact that they are honest-to-goodness salesmen or saleswomen is one of the hardest things for students to do. And yet it is the most obvious truth, when you stop to consider it.
For we are all salesmen, selling our time and efforts, staking our money and talents, in a four-year training course at the University of Kansas. We are selling these things in order to do what all good salesmen strive to do—to better ourselves by the transaction. And just like all salesmen, our success is measured exactly by the efforts we put in, and by the headwork we expend.
The courses that we conquer—the A's that we pull—are like so many prime orders taken from a hitherto tough customer. They look good in the home office, and fatten up the batting average which provides a better home for the wife and kiddies next year.
The first month on the road is always hard. So is the first month at K, U, for ambition freshmen. If you break the record held by the other man that very first month, your future with the company is safe. The semester's work will be the same as guaranteed, as Chancellor Lindley says.
How about it, freshman—are you going to ring the bell at the end of the first thirty days of selling yourself in Mount Oregón's class-rooms?
"Waister, why do you bring us this same potato day after day?" "Well, sir, you never eat it." "World (London).
Few are the successful writers who have time to become specialists along scientific lines, and equally rare are those who read easily and read outside of the classroom.
Soaring Jayhawks
Vernon A. Kellogg, c88, is an exception. Primarily a scientist, receiving his master's degree in entomology from the University in 92, he did advanced research work successively in the Universities of Cornell, Leipzig,
and Paris. During this time, and in more recent years, Mr. Kellogg has written over 200 scientific articles in a style so clear and finished that they have been published largely in the classical magazines.
In addition to his magazine contributions he has written sixteen scientific books on four which Dr. David Connock wrote, and two which Connock also collaborated with Mr. Kellogg in the writing of several entomological works. Mr. Kellogg is the editor of the Philosophy of Nature and the editor of three scientific journals.
When Secretary Hill of the Alumni Association in a conversation with Mr. Kellogg asked him to explain his success as a popular writer along scientific lines, in addition to his research work, the latter replied that it was merely a matter of telling the acts in the simplest language possible.
In addition to his own individual, accomplishments in the popularization of science, Mr. Kolloq is the director of the Publicity division of the National Research Council at Washington, D. C. which is the medium of excellence for science worldwide. He is, also, president of the Entomology Society of America.
Plain Tales from the Hill
Mr. Kellogg has made eight trips to Europe. During the World War he was the right hand man of Herbert the relief work in devastated Belgium.
According to the Topeka Capital, S. L. Soper, principal of the Thomas County High School and Superintendent of the Methodist Sunday School at Colby, Kas, fainted dead away the other day when one of the fair members of his staff reached for a piece of music on the top of the piano and in so doing exposed three inches of her shirt laid between her short skirt and he wore it. It was much for Principal Soper, and he took the count.
No so with "Arnie" Bell, e21, who is coaching at Colby this year. "Arnie" four years at K.U. had easily made him immune to such shocks. The Capital story relates how Arnold carried the uncouncensible principal out of the room and held him under a water faucet until he revived. And yet they say a college education isn't practical.
Said a freshman, viewing for the first time a senior law with cane and everthing：“There’s one of them Uni… about so much out here, about so much out here. I guess there aren’t very many of them though, that’s the first one I’ve seen.”
"Oldest Kansas National Guardier Retires," asserted a last week's Kansan, and went on to explain that the officer referred to enlisted in the K. N. G. in 1185. So far as we have heard, it was an error. The truth of the headline to the story.
Speaking of close corporation in Municipal governments this morning, Professor Stutz made this startling statement: "These organizations were self-perpetuating. Whenever one member of the corporation die, he must take his place." Sort of a post-mortem selection, as near as we could make out.
"Well, I have to have 'Money' next semester," remarked a Junior majoring in economics, after looking over a new schedule of classes.
"Huh," snorted a freshman who overheard the remark, "I have to have it right away, or quit school."
--my days I've spent in toil;
No hall of fame will know my name
"Why, if we had, we would keep it if only as a reminder of the good old days when we could buy something with it." — Judge.
"That shows that as a people we have no sentiment."
"Here -3."
"There's talk of abolishing the nickel."
A Smile or Two
A Sentimental Value
Never Abe nor Fat not Moshe-
Miacha, Jaschin, Sascha, Tosecha,
Might sound good in Frog or
Rabbit.
Mischa, Jascha, Sascha, Toscha-
names?
IN THE ORDER OF
(To the eminent violinists, Mischa,
Elman. Jascha Hefetz, Sascha Jacobson and Toscha Soldle.)
"How so?"
Triolet on the A-String
Boehne; a
Plain guy knows them all as James
Mischa, Jascha, Sascha, Toscha—
Where do fiddlers get their names?
-Melchizedek in Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Reasons for Martialty.
Some fellows marry girls to settle down. Others marry rich girls to settle up. The Jester.
Reasons for Matrimony.
"I see," remarked a gentleman as he paid a small newsletter for his paper, "that you are putting up a good many new buildings in your town." "You are going to the courthouse, sir," replied the little fellow, with a touch of civic pride—judge.
Fixing Needed
Progressive Town
"John, I hear you are ingenuin in mechanical way. Can't you fix 'ommy's horn?"
"Nothing. I want you to fix it o it won't blow."—Louisville Courtr- Journal.
"What's the matter with it?"
I've never reached the wealthy class,
My days I've spent in toil;
But I've been "done in oil".
-W. Kee Maxwell, Akron Times
A Careful Giver
No hall of fame, will know my name
But I've been "done in oil."
Patience "You're" engaged Fred, aren't you?"
Patrice—"Yes; but I'm not happy.' "What's wrong?"
"I'm afraid he's selfish." "Why so?"
"He asked me for my hand, and I gave it to him."
"Well, it wasn't until I had given my hand to him that he put a diamond ring on my finger."
It was in Paris. The talkative guide was exhibiting to the interested American tourist the tomb of Tanaan, a 16th-century philosopher, wife of both language and hands.
"Why, it was his hand, wasn't it?"
Yonkers Statesman.
In for Keeps.
"This immense sarcophagus," claimed the guide, "weighs forty tons. Inside of that, sir, is a steel receptacle weighing twelve tons, and inside of that is a leader casket, heretical in design. Inside of that rests a ambugery coffin, containing the remains of a very great man."
For a moment the American was silent, as if in deep meditation. Then he said:
"It seems to me that you've got him all right. If he ever zets out, cable me at my expense!" —London Tit-Bits.
A horse standing on Massachusetts steet when the circus parade passed yesterday morning, dropped dead of fright.
Time to Go
"Pooh! that's nothing," said a snail-looking little man, edging towards the door. "I once saw a man eating rabbit."
He had held forth for so long on the subject of his adventures that the entire smoking-room was distinctly finished. Finally he reached India.
"It was there that I first saw a man-eating tiger," he announced boastfully.
And he sauntered gracefully out.— London Blighty.
Probably.
Bix—"Who was it said that the unexpected always happens?"
"Did you tell that little bonder that a handsome face like his should appear on the screen?"
D) X—"I don't know. Wasn't it somebody connected with the Weather Bureau?"-Boston Transcript.
A. Difference.
"Not exactly. I told him it should be screened."-World (London).
Police Witness—"Their voices were pitched rather high, sir, but the words used were extremely low."—London Answers.
Magistrate—"Did I understand you to say that the parties used high words?"
"I wonder how that idea originated?"
"They say money talks." "Well?"
High and Low.
Has to Talk.
"Have you never noticed the lady
on the dollar?"—Louisville Courier-
Journal.
Prof.—"What happened to Baby lon?"
Prof., "What happened to Tyre?" **Fresh**, "It was punctured." The St. Cloud (Minn.) High School Masstoc.
Ancient Accidents.
Fresh—"It fell."
Sugar for a Superannated Sylph.
Maud:"Miss Oldun thinks that hotel clerk just lovely."
Ethel—"Why so?"
Maud—"He wrote opposite her name on the hotel register, 'Sulic t.' "—Pittsburgh Post.
ALUMNI NOTES
Victor Tomlinson, A.B. '21, of Independence, will attend the Ann Arbor School of Law during the coming year,
Ormond P., Hil, c20, is now in the sales department of the William Volker Company Wholesale establishment in Kansas City, Mo.
Catherine Oder, A. B., 21, spent Saturday and Sunday at the Alpha Zi Delta house. While in the University, Miss Oder majored in the department of journalism, and is, at present filling a position in the publishing division of the Unity School in Kalamazoo City. Her work is largely editing and make-up in the literary department.
Troys for the Women's Glee Club will be held in Room 10 in the Fine Arts Building Monday and Tuesday at 4:30 o'clock. Former members as well as new members must try out.—R. Lazelle.
ANNOUNCEMENTS
Pen and Serrell will meet Thursday,
September 22, at 7:30 o'clock in
Room 110, Fraser.
A meeting of the Men's Glee Club will be held at 7:30 Tuesday, Sept. 20, in the Administration Building. All men expect to try out must be present. Try out open to all K, U, men.
A meeting of the Men's Glee Club will be held Tuesday evening, Sept. 20 at 7:30, in the Administration Building. All men expect to try, out must be present. Tryout open to all every K. U. man.
All Freshmen football candidates
who have not reported to Coach Woody
please do so Tuesday afternoon at the
athletes room in the east end of Robi-
son gymnasium, second floor.—W. V.
Coach, Coach.
K. U. Women's Medical Association will call a special meeting Tuesday evening at 7:30 o'clock in Doctor Bacon's office. All members are urged to be present as important matters to be discussed—I'll Pearl Matthai, Press.
WANT ADS
ROOFS FOR BOYS—Two well fur mished rooms at reasonable rates Phone 1929. Residence 1336 Tenn.
WANTED — To rent room to University girl in return for help, one who can also work extra hours for pay. Phone 2355 Black. 5-3-3
Rankin Drug Store 1101 Mass
FRATERNITIES & SORORITIES
Coming Soon
A collection of genuine Navajo Indian Blankets, table and touch covers, pillow tops and bath rugs. Just as the Navajo hilt or den. dm. 1620 Black...Adv.
FOR RENT—3 large furnished rooms for boys. Phone 1045 Blue. 1447 Vermont.
LOST—Tuesday at Robinson Gym a black card case containing De Moly identification card. See Walker Means, 044 Ohio, or phone 087. 4-3-1
Kraker fountain pens.—Rankin Drug Company.
Safety razor blades, all makes. Rankin Drug Company.
"HANDY FOR STUDENTS"
101 Mass
Marinello Preparations—City Drug
The Place to Buy Your Drugs and Sundries
PROFESSIONAL CARDS
RAZOR BLADES JOHNSTONE'S CANDIES
FOUNTAIN PENS
Your Prescription Filled on Short Notice
LAWRENCE OFFICE COMPANY (exam.
exam. office) 801-629-7850,
glassware office. Office 1022-
DALE PRINTING COMPANY. First
class work. Prerequisite. Phone
212-345-8785.
THOMAS ELECTRIC SHOE SHOP
Rubber heels in 10 minutes any time
1017½ Mass.
L. H. FRINK, DENTIST. Located over
People's State Bank Bldg. Phones.
Office 571, Res. 1715.
DR. TBIBTETS. DENTIST. Office a
927 Mass. Phane 183.
DRS, WELCH AND WELCH, CHIRO-
PRACTORS, graduates of Palmer
school. Phone 115. Office over Houk's
BULLLOCK PRINTING COMPANY
Stationery-printing of all kinds
Bowersock Bldg.
Stationery that pleases every one. Rankin Drug Company.
F. B. McCOLLOCH, Druggist East:nan Kodaks
L. E. Waterman and Conklin
Fountain Pens
THE REXALL STORE
847 Mass. St.
AT THE THEATRES
Today and Tuesday Mary Miles Minter in "Moonlight and Honeysuckles"
Varsity Bowersock
Also a Good Comedy
"Suiting You"
THAT'S MY BUSINESS
WM. SCHULTZ
917 Mass. St.
Florence Vidor in "Beau Revel"
C. H. Tucker, President
Today and Tuesday
Also A Good Comedy
CAPITAL $100,000.00
WATKINS NATIONAL BANK
C. H. Tucker, President
C. A. Hill, Vice-President and
Chairman of the Board.
DIRECTORS
D. C. Asher, Cashier
SURPLUS $100,000.00
C. H. Tucker, C. A. Hill, D. C. Ashar, L. V. Miller, T. C. Green,
J. C. Moore, S. O. Bishop
D. C. Ashler, Cashier Dick Williams, Assistant Cashier W. E. Hamen, Assistant Cashier
G. W. Steeper & Co.
Tailoring, Remodeling, Cleaning and Pressing
924 Louisiana
At the same old stand 1905-1922
Phone No.1434
There is just one thing about Chiropractic that sick people are interested in and that is "Will it make me well?" Our friend, the common, everyday citizen enjoys the same privilege of opinion that we enjoy. We may argue with him from now till eternity on the merit of the premise upon which Chiropractic is founded. These things we may never agree upon; yet if we both see health come to our mutual friend after he has suffered for years, and if we learn that he has been regularly visiting his Chiropractor there can be no argument between us on the fact of what it has done for him. Witness this thing often enough and the matter of the Chiropractic premise is a lost issue. Our friend may still believe that surgery, medicine, medical suggestion or diet are excellent things, yet he cannot deny that Chiropractic is better than any other. And as a graduate wasted effort and lost time; but the one thing worth while, the only thing that he, as a sick man is concerned about, is that Chiropractic brings health. My friend visits the Chiropractor for just one reason—TO REGAIN HIS HEALTH.
Welch & Welch
The Chiropractors