UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN official student paper of the University of Kansas
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Entered as second-class mail mast
September 17, 1910, at the post office
at Lawrence, Kansas, under the act of
March 3, 1879
Published in the afternoon five times a week by students in the department of Journalism of the University of Kansas Press on the press of the Department of Journalism.
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THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
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The Daily Kaanan asks to picnic at the University of Kansas, to go for a university of Kansas, to go for standing for 'the ideas the orators to be; to be clothed; to be cheerfulous; to leave more curious probes to serve the iust of its ability to serve the iust of its ability.'
THURSDAY, APRIL 28, 1921.
THE OLD STANDS
The passing of the bleachers on McCook field will see the passing of many memories of former K. U. men and women. If these old stands could talk they would be able to tell thousands of tales of athletic prowess on the part of Kansas athletes. They could chronicle long end runs against the old enemies, Missouri and Nebraska. They would be able to narrate tales of mighty hits in baseball games that gave Kansas victories when defeat boomed on the horizon. They could tell of desperate sports by track man that brought glory to the college.
These stands have seen all the famous athletes whose names are now traditions of the school. They have seen Tommy Johnson pilot the Jayhawk team to victory, "Pete" Hill prevent touchdowns by his uncanny tackling ability, and such heroes as "Rock Cruncher" Ammons and "Shorty Hammi play under the Red and Blue. They have seen "old grads" return after brilliant athletic careers and use their knowledge that K. U. might vanquish her old foes.
THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
But of all the sights that were witnessed by these old stands, the most brilliant was the Nebraska game last fall. The old bleachers saw a Kansas team outweighed, out pointed and apparently beaten at the end of the first half with the score of 20 to 9 against them. These same old bleachers saw a regenerated team appear on the field at the whistle and they witnessed a come-back that will go down in history as one of the greatest football coups that was ever staged.
That day saw a revival of the old-time Kansas spirit that had been dormant for a few years. That game made possible the success of the Stadium-Union drive that has been so successful thus far. That game marked the beginning of a new and larger spirit that will so permeate the University of Kansas in the future, that the athletic teams will fight harder than ever for a clean victory and likewise the graduates will be better fitted to solve life's problems.
The old bleachers must go to make way for the progress of the University, but all the old memories will live even if the outward sign of the old stands is missing from the landscape.
AGAIN—THE K. U. BAND
Tuesday night's concert by the University band served more than ever to bring before K. U. students and Lawrence people the fact that a musical organization of more than average rank capable not only of bellowing on "Been on Boo" and "Gray Mare" at rallies and games, but also of playing high-grade classical and modern music at popular concerts, in among them.
public University functions, athletic contests, rallies, parades, convocations and Drive activities a success, or for its marked ability as a concert organization of note.
Th. K. U. band does not get the recognition and credit it deserves, either for its unsceneous efforts to make all
Many times the question of University credits of two or three hours to band-members has been brought before the Senate. It is still a live question, in constant agitation. What are the students' views on the matter? Let them express their opinions.
Next year the band will begin anew to plan a year of helpfulness to the University of Kansas. Is it going to have greater co-operation upon the part of that institution? It has proved its right to more tangible rewards than more gym exemptions to freshmen and sophomore numbers.
THE LAST SERVICE
One of the biggest and also the last services that the University can render to its seniors who are about to complete their college courses is to see that seniors have suitable and worthy positions when school is out. The time for the University to think about such a service is at hand. In seven weeks five hundred students will be graduated, and practically all of these desired positions.
The problem which faces every student who is about to be graduated is no little one. In fact the position which the student takes upon leaving the University is one of the deciding factors in the rest of his career. And the University can be of great help in finding suitable positions. The heads of the various departments, the employment heads, and the individual instructors can do much for students who have proven their merit. The University can well afford to do considerable extension work in the interests of those who are a part of the University, as well as those on the outside. The task of fulfilling such a service is no little one. K, U, cannot afford to neglect those who are about to leave the campus and represent her in the broader world.
Campus Opinion
Editor Daily Kansan:
Seventy musicians composing the Philharmonic Symphony Orchestra to be here May 9th, will cost $1800 or less than $25 "per." And student orchestras have the colossal声 sign receipts for dances at $25 "per"
—Incredulous.
Plain Tales From the Hill
telephone booth in Fraser Hall next Tuesday.
Foreman: "So you want work. How long were you on your last job?"
"Two years."
"What were you doing?"
"Two years."
Announcement: All the landlads who contemplate lowering their rents for the coming year will meet, in the
Dean Butler: "What is a bagpipe?" Fine Arts Freshman: "A bagpipe, sir, is a cell invented by the Irish, passed on to the Scotch as a joke, but which joke the Scotch have not found out yet."
"Cap" Garvin and "High" Cambern went up the river some time again in a rather narrow canoe. The craft capsized, throwing the ill matched pair into the depths of the Kaw. The elongated "高" grumped the chain of the boat and started for the shore. Shouted "Cap": "Can you touch
"No, can you?" returned Mr. Cambern.
"What's the use of me trying to touch bottom when you can't," wailed the little fellow.
Russia is going to pay $15,$$$ forfeit on Bill Haywood's bond, which under the circumstances, is just like renting a house. You come in and rid your house of rats.
Dr. M. Allen Starr, of New York, says that in many cases a cup of tea will cause despondency, headache and palpitation of the heart. We know a lot of people who are affected worse than that by plain water.
A girl with a diamond ring in her mouth was told by four bandits who had held her up to keep her mouth shut, She did.
A very sinceré friend of the legal profession died the other day. He was George M. Oyster, seventy-two year old millionaire. Seems as though he cut his twenty-six year old bride off without a cent.
The reason so many students find mathematics difficult, says a mathematics shark, is because they fail to understand the problem and the answers.
Of this number, one is a native of Greece, two are non-residents of the state, 17 are from Columbus, and the others are from various parts of the
Phi Beta Kappa at Ohio State University, honorary scholarship fraternity, chose 22 women and 17 men at its annual election held recently.
between you and **I**? Shall we credit this gem of good English to the department of public speaking, which is a branch of the department of English, or to the Engineering school, whence came the play?
Out of the 37 chosen, 35 are members of the class of '21, and two are graduate students.
One of the actors in the Senior Prize Play delivered some such line as this: "Must this end the friendship
Sigma Delta Chi of DePauw University, Indiana, recently presented the department of journalism with a printing press. It will be used chiefly for laboratory work and demonstration by the students in the journalistic field. The course is complete enough for any use other than class work. However, the Greencastle Banner has aided a deserving cause by donating a fine type rack with four or five cases of type. The Crawfordsville Review has promised to sponsor a national exhibition. The Depauw Magazine and the Press Club are considering what gift they should make to the press. It is hoped that Theta Sigma Phi will give a complete set of type. If sufficient interest and enthusiasm is shown, the press will turn out work for the University and various organizations on the campus.
Eighteen coeds from DePauw have entered the $10,000 beauty prize content of the Chicago Tribune, second in the nation, by local Greencastle photographers.
New Rork University has organized an institute on immigrant problems and education to be offered in
their summer session, July 5 to August 13. In addition to the six special courses, advantage has been taken of New York City's exceptional advantages and a series of conferences on the most important aspects of immigration have been arranged. These conferences will be led by experts in their respective field. New York University believes that New York City is better suited to liberal a course to be offered since seventy-five per cent of the foreigners entering the United States come in through that port.
The fraternity was founded in 1911 on top of Mt. Baker, and members of the fraternity have climbed practice hills and taken peak in the Northwest since that time.
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University Orchestra Concert TONIGHT
The Universit orchestra concert tonight in Fraser Hall gives promise of being the best concert even given by the Orchestra. Genevieve Rice Cowden, Soprano of Kansas City and Harriet Griesinger, pianist, will be the assisting artists.
Admission 50c or Student's Activity Ticket